George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nucky Nolan]

little retard of a male!

Only my hairdresser and George Noory know for sure.

I take offense at that; I'm not little.

For sure, more than those two must know for sure.

[Jasmine]

I'll refrain from the expected carpet and drapes knuckledraggery here just to throw in my two cents on the blonde thing...
sometimes they aren't more fun cause they're too used to not having to anything... Jaz is excluded due to my fear of her capable wit and larger than my "shitcock" thesaurus.

on a side note George Noory doll thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur and he sucks.

You can sleep tight tonight, Banjo Boy, knowing that your balls are still attached.

The dinosaur performs oral sex? On George? Heavens to Betsy! Goodness Gracious! This is a FAMILY forum! Why, this wholesome forum is  akin to that 70's Michael Landon TV series, Little Condom...er...Condo on the Prairie!

[Jasmine]

I take offense at that; I'm not little.

For sure, more than those two must know for sure.

Not little? That's not the word I got from the checkout girls down at the Piggly Wiggly, dear, especially from Krystal Skullz, who works in the meat department...she knows her sausages, let me tell ya.

And...well...okay, my hairdresser, George, and the men's basketball team down at the college campus...and the boys down at the fire station...and Wally Cox.

[Nucky Nolan]

Not little? That's not the word I got from the checkout girls down at the Piggly Wiggly, dear, especially from Krystal Skullz, who works in the meat department...she knows her sausages, let me tell ya.

And...well...okay, my hairdresser, George, and the men's basketball team down at the college campus...and the boys down at the fire station...and Wally Cox.

They still use air-conditioning in November, and the employees aren't conducive to producing salami.

I was talking about Clairol BTW.

[MV/Liberace!]

here's a good noory doll I found on google images!

had me laughing my ass off

ok... this made me laugh.

[Morgus]

Noory's main UFO guest tonight keeps referring to his associate named Riley Martin.
Riley is that old weirdo that was a member of Howard Stern's wack-pack years ago...

[rangers1919]

Riley is nuts, people like him, Noory, and his guests have done a LOT to make me start disbelieving the UFO theories.

The health segment to start the show, or whatever this mess is called, is one of the worst segments, guests, and callers combos in memory. Call in and cry about your relatives' health problems is not a good topic for a talk show.

I'm not a huge fan of J.B.W, but after hearing him for a while he is somehow still head and shoulders above Noory.

[Morgus]

Info on Riley Martin:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riley_Martin

[Juan]

Brought this to mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtHmqbnuZQs

[Sardondi]

In 1969 I recall a short-haired Edwin Starr ("Hunh! Good God now!") had a publicity shot of him wearing an Indian headband, and it looked just like Riley Martin...and just as ridiculous.

[Jasmine]

I'm shocked that George hasn't covered this whole CIA David Petraeus hot mess indepth. And now this General, John Allen, over in Afghanistan, and his sweet peach nectar. All I can say is that the U.S. military has a problem when its generals are being led by their privates, and when the Central Intercourse Agency doesn't understand the concept of emails and paper trails? Noory the journalistic bloodhound should be on this...we need clarity and answers. I'm surprised Joan Collins hasn't turned up. I love the name of the book one of the mistresses penned...All In...says it all!

Ah, weapons of mass seduction.

Good night, my Coastgab concubines.

[ziznak]

Info on Riley Martin:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riley_Martin

this guy inspired one of my favorite songs EVER
Jedi Mind Tricks - Book Of Blood: The Coming Of Tan

[ziznak]

I'm shocked that George hasn't covered this whole CIA David Petraeus hot mess indepth. And now this General, John Allen, over in Afghanistan, and his sweet peach nectar. All I can say is that the U.S. military has a problem when its generals are being led by their privates, and when the Central Intercourse Agency doesn't understand the concept of emails and paper trails? Noory the journalistic bloodhound should be on this...we need clarity and answers. I'm surprised Joan Collins hasn't turned up. I love the name of the book one of the mistresses penned...All In...says it all!

Ah, weapons of mass seduction.

Good night, my Coastgab concubines.

too "dirty" for George... all that "fooling around"

[ziznak]

by the way I just confirmed its martin sampled in that Jedi track.

[HorrorRetro]

too "dirty" for George... all that "fooling around"

True.  Noory thinks C2C is a "family show" that just happens to take place overnight.  All that squishy stuff is far too risque for George.  After all, Mother Noory is also a listener, and he doesn't want to offend her delicate sensibilities.

[ItsOver]

I'm shocked that George hasn't covered this whole CIA David Petraeus hot mess indepth. And now this General, John Allen, over in Afghanistan, and his sweet peach nectar. All I can say is that the U.S. military has a problem when its generals are being led by their privates, and when the Central Intercourse Agency doesn't understand the concept of emails and paper trails? Noory the journalistic bloodhound should be on this...we need clarity and answers. I'm surprised Joan Collins hasn't turned up. I love the name of the book one of the mistresses penned...All In...says it all!

Ah, weapons of mass seduction.

Good night, my Coastgab concubines.

....Noory, the journalistic bloodhound?  When did this happen???   I can see, "Noory, the journalistic sleeping beagle" maybe, but I'd hate to insult beagles. 

[DAE]

Has George improved his radio host skills at all in 10 years?  Curious of your opinion.  Usually over the years at a job one gets more skilled and proficient. 

[someguy]

Has George improved his radio host skills at all in 10 years?  Curious of your opinion.  Usually over the years at a job one gets more skilled and proficient.

no, he's gotten lazier. you have to keep in mind that this is a man who locked himself out of the studio while the show was on the air.

[Nucky Nolan]

True.  Noory thinks C2C is a "family show" that just happens to take place overnight.  All that squishy stuff is far too risque for George.  After all, Mother Noory is also a listener, and he doesn't want to offend her delicate sensibilities.

It sounds like it has a very "schtrange" target demographic. That would be kindergartens and nursing homes. This year's Ghost-to-Ghost seemed like an elementary school Halloween festival. The commercials are directed at residents of ALCs.

[Nucky Nolan]

Has George improved his radio host skills at all in 10 years?  Curious of your opinion.  Usually over the years at a job one gets more skilled and proficient.

He's gotten worse. He took what worked, and he dumped it. He took what didn't work, and he did more of it. He went beyond the definition of insanity to the epitome of inanity, and that's why more people and stations chose late-night alternatives.

[Immy]

First hour tonite: "WND columnist Drew Zahn talks about a report that citizens in some US states want to secede from the union. "

It's so frustrating because this is a fascinating topic but all I can think about is how Snoory will screw it up with inane questions.

"Drew, what exactly does secede mean?"  :

[ziznak]

lol...
George:
"I thought the union had already succeeded during the civil war?  Does this new need for success have to do with the failing economy?"

[Morgus]

He took what worked, and he dumped it. He took what didn't work, and he did more of it. He went beyond the definition of insanity to the epitome of inanity

its almost like Noory is doing all of that on purpose, like trying to test how far he can go and see how much the network bosses don't care? 

[Morgus]

all those damn carnivora commercials with Noory are the worst and most annoying.
they are playing those same ones over and over much more than any of the other regular commercials and Noory sounds particularly wooden and just reading the lines without proper believable conversational tone in them.

[Nucky Nolan]

its almost like Noory is doing all of that on purpose, like trying to test how far he can go and see how much the network bosses don't care? 

It indeed seems intentional. He can't be that bad on purpose. There are times when it feels like disinformation and sabotage. There are times when it sounds like a ten-year-old performance art piece.

[Nucky Nolan]

lol...
George:
"I thought the union had already succeeded during the civil war?  Does this new need for success have to do with the failing economy?"

Noory: "I take it that secession proponents aren't Obama supporters (extremely paraphrased)." Ya' think?

[Eddie Coyle]

Noory: "I take it that secession proponents aren't Obama supporters (extremely paraphrased)." Ya' think?

         Noory really is part of the 1%.

        The 1% of the populace who would have to ask that. He's not really sure. And sarcasm ain't his bag.

[Nucky Nolan]

         Noory really is part of the 1%.

        The 1% of the populace who would have to ask that. He's not really sure. And sarcasm ain't his bag.

I think that he asked if the secessionists voted for him, but it's the same thing. Maybe he just had to say something to kill time and nothing else came to mind. He should have asked the guest to share his books and website like he always does.

(Not) Noory: "Were the Confederates fans of Lincoln?"

[mombird3]

Those Carnavora ads sound fake. I am glad someone pointed it out. It all sounds like they cannot get any other sponsors for the show. And the state ceding topic could better be covered by George Knapp. At least he can handle that.

[ziznak]

doesnt this secession talk happen after basically every election anyway??