George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

THIS is is the radio online version of MST3K for C2C...or MSTC2C.

I concur.  If somebody would just work it into a script, you'd have the perfect set-up for a hilarious radio show.  Radio comedies used to be big.  Maybe C2C is the tip of a come-back. 

[Jasmine]

and now the husband would only beat his wife when he absolutely had a good excuse.  thanks folgers

what's sad is that this guy's behavior was tame compared to the shit that was really happening to women of that day.  in SOME cases anyway

I find it highly disturbing that this commercial aired with most likely little to no backlash or protest. It speaks volumes about the sad state of how women were identified and valued, or rather, devalued in the 60's (and prior decades). That this husband's abusive attitude was met with the wife's submissive response - in a television ad - boggles the mind.

I'm sad to say that this blatant sexist attitude and mindset among far too many men continues to this day. There's a lot of abuse (both verbal and physical) directed at countless women. It's simply under the radar in these "politically correct" times. We've come a long way, baby? Sadly, in many cases, no.

If any guy tried this with me, he'd be kicked in the cajones.

Oopsie! Off on a tangent here! NOORY SUCKS!

[coaster]

I could actually see a MST3K type of show with Noory. People would riff him when he says something stupid. I'd tune into that. Btw, kind of off topic, but michael j nelson was far funnier than joel. (mst3k fan)

[ItsOver]

I could actually see a MST3K type of show with Noory. People would riff him when he says something stupid. I'd tune into that. Btw, kind of off topic, but michael j nelson was far funnier than joel. (mst3k fan)

Really?  I enjoyed Joel's semi-stoner style plus maybe it's just because he was up first, to some extent.  Certainly not the case for Art vs. Noory.  Nelson was good and Noory just plain sucks.

[Jasmine]

The question is, which Coastgab members would serve as the MSTC2C panel?

MST3K Short - A Young Man's Fancy (1/2)

[ItsOver]

I can think of a few. I can also see them demanding "Manos: Hands of Fate" to pan after a minute or two of Noory-torture.

[coaster]

Really?  I enjoyed Joel's semi-stoner style plus maybe it's just because he was up first, to some extent.  Certainly not the case for Art vs. Noory.  Nelson was good and Noory just plain sucks.

nelson just seemed more comfortable and more at ease in front of the camera. Also, I think the choice of movies got better after nelson replaced him. Im still a fan of his and watch a lot of what rifftrax comes out with.

[Jasmine]

I can think of a few. I can also see them demanding "Manos: Hands of Fate" to pan after a minute or two of Noory-torture.

Yoo Hoo! Mister It'sOver! Honey, don't forget "Plan 9 From Outer Space"!! That George Noory fella could be Criswell, the announcer at the beginning of the film. Mr. Noory could recite the opening lines Criswell speaks...

Criswell Predicts Plan 9 From Outer Space Intro

[ItsOver]

nelson just seemed more comfortable and more at ease in front of the camera. Also, I think the choice of movies got better after nelson replaced him. Im still a fan of his and watch a lot of what rifftrax comes out with.

Can't disagree with your assessment, Coaster.  I believe one of the reasons Joel stepped down was that he wasn't real comfortable in front of the camera, at least on MST3K. 

[ItsOver]

Yoo Hoo! Mister It'sOver! Honey, don't forget "Plan 9 From Outer Space"!! That George Noory fella could be Criswell, the announcer at the beginning of the film. Mr. Noory could recite the opening lines Criswell speaks...

Criswell Predicts Plan 9 From Outer Space Intro

Hahahahaha.... yeah, but Criswell is actually pretty smooth compared to Noory.  It would be fun to listen to Noory mangle the opening lines.  Actually, wouldn't Noory be better as one of the reanimated dead stooges, prowling around?  "Carnivora!  Carnivora!......."

[Nucky Nolan]

Tonight's show:


Mermaids & Angels

Metaphysician and spiritual psychologist, Doreen Virtue, will discuss the truth about Mermaids and their connection to the star Sirius, as well as her work with the Archangel Michael and the mysteries of the Indigo children.

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?! Aside from Knapp and maybe Ian, this show is toast. And fuck Art Bell for selling out to these frauds.

Thanks for reminding me why I stopped listening to the show when Bad George hosts it. It's likely no coincidence (but there are millions of them) that Hastings and Haut chose to appear on Good George's show.

(Not) Noory: "Does Ariel have a guardian angelfish?"

(Not) Noory: "Do mermaids really think that Chicken of the Sea is the best tuna?"

[HeinzTobler]

I'm sure this was posted before but I am new so bear with me.

Coast to Coast AM - George Noory busted on live radio

[ziznak]

lol "bad george"

[Kaiborg]

Yoo Hoo! Mister It'sOver! Honey, don't forget "Plan 9 From Outer Space"!! That George Noory fella could be Criswell, the announcer at the beginning of the film. Mr. Noory could recite the opening lines Criswell speaks...

Criswell Predicts Plan 9 From Outer Space Intro

Oh god, YES.  It's so weird because I just found out yesterday that my business is in the same building in Hollywood where they shot all the interior scenes for "Plan 9"...  So I naturally revisited Criswell's introduction, and yes, though I didn't see it at first it's 100% proto-noory.  There are no koinshedences.

[Sardondi]

Yoo Hoo! Mister It'sOver! Honey, don't forget "Plan 9 From Outer Space"!! That George Noory fella could be Criswell, the announcer at the beginning of the film. Mr. Noory could recite the opening lines Criswell speaks...

Criswell Predicts Plan 9 From Outer Space Intro

I can't see a reference to Plan 9 without bursting out in laughter thinking of Ed Wood, which I think is just a hilarious movie. I guess I'm naive enough to think that it's possible for actors on a movie set to have a great time goofing and riffing on each other. I like to think of Jeffrey Jones and Bill Murray just yucking it up the whole time, and maybe Martin Landau and even Johnny Depp getting loosey goosey so that everyone has a blast like they're all buddies doing a class project together instead of actors working on a multi-million dollar film.

Except in reality Jeffrey is probably locked in his trailer playing Jimmy Savile* with the Cub Scout Pack which was on Today; while Bill Murray is more than likely still trying to retire the "Chevy Chase Legends In Assholery Lifetime Achievement Award". And looks like Martin Landau went overboard on the method acting with Bela Lugosi, and developed a serious addiction to injectable morphine, which sort of interferes with his merriness in the mornings if his man is late. And Johnny it turns out wasn't joking about his esoteric interests in The Ninth Gate , so he and surprise visitor Roman Polanski stay locked in his double-wide trailer mumbling what sounds a lot like text from Messiah or something...

Now I've depressed myself. Somebody please tell me they laugh and joke and like each other, okay?
_____________________________________

I'm sure this was posted before but I am new so bear with me.

Coast to Coast AM - George Noory busted on live radio

Heh. I was unaware of this one. Wow. George is caught so bad being a lying, cheesy, sleazebag that I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. Fraud.



*Really, get out more.

[michio]

The lady calls and is infuriated that George isn't bringing up HAARP's creation/impact/whatever of Hurricane Sandy.  Whitley explains that HAARP is a tiny raindrop of energy compared to a torrential downpour of nature's power. George is instantly apologetic for Lady HAARP, chuckling and saying you can't rule anything out because "you never know." George doesn't want to alienate his core audience, the groupies who are members of his fan club. No, George, let's open our minds to the extent our brain and reason falls at our feet as have yours. Simpleton doofus. And we don't need to hear Christian "pipes of turmeric" Wilde comment about your curcuma longa addiction every other show.

[jinwicked]

Heard it here first. Putting on a rubber tail will fool dolphins into thinking you're one of the gang.

[Jackpine Savage]

and now the husband would only beat his wife when he absolutely had a good excuse.  thanks folgers

what's sad is that this guy's behavior was tame compared to the shit that was really happening to women of that day.  in SOME cases anyway

Oh boo fuckin' hoo. Afterwards he took her to the bedroom where they gorilla fucked for hours and she loved every minute of it.

Beta male pussies never learn that crying about boorish Alpha behavior will never get them laid. Why do you think that 50 shades of grey shit is so popular? Fact is, ads like this APPEALED to women. And they still do. They weren't targeting men. Advertisers knew it then, E. L. James knows it now.

EDIT:
Oh yeah, George Noory sucks, and so does the tuna ever since they made it mer-people safe.

[Jackpine Savage]

Absurdly Sexist Coffee Ad (ca. 1960s)

Let's break this down further:

0:00-0:20 Woman fails her wifely duties by serving her patriarch piss flavored caffeinated beverage.

0:20-0:40 Instead of pouting, bitching, or blaming someone else for her mistake, the woman sets out to rectify her ghastly error. Admirable. Refreshing.

0:40-1:00 Patriarch samples the improved caffeinated beverage, and playfully surprises her with effusive praise and kisses. Her heart soars upon hearing his accolades, for she has pleased her patriarch. She basks in his appreciation and approval. All is right with the world.

[Sardondi]

I'm laughing so hard I can't find the keyboard....

[HeinzTobler]

Tonight's topic is off the wall to begin with and Shnoory's questions are making that mustache sound stinkier than ever.  Listening in to catch every pronunciation error is what makes it fun now.  "Would a mer-people be able to live in wadder forever Doreen?"

[Nucky Nolan]

Tonight's topic is off the wall to begin with and Shnoory's questions are making that mustache sound stinkier than ever.  Listening in to catch every pronunciation error is what makes it fun now.  "Would a mer-people be able to live in wadder forever Doreen?"

I'm so glad that I now skip Noory-hosted Coasts. Why do most of his questions sound like, "why is the sky blue, daddy?"

[LacyWoodrow]

Another Batshit crazy women guest.

[LacyWoodrow]

Hovering Mermaids?!?

Good grief.

[Morgus]

Another Batshit crazy women guest.

yes but if  you check out her photo at her website, she is HOT!!! 

[Lunger]

and now the husband would only beat his wife when he absolutely had a good excuse.  thanks folgers

what's sad is that this guy's behavior was tame compared to the shit that was really happening to women of that day.  in SOME cases anyway

LOL!  What are you basing that opinion on?  What you hear in the pop-culture media?

[Lunger]

yes but if  you check out her photo at her website, she is HOT!!! 

Mmmmm...  No. she's not.

[Kaiborg]

Another Batshit crazy women guest.

Last night, I'm so glad that they didn't finish the conversation without touching on Dolphin rape.  Stuff like that is really why I tune in.  : 

I wasn't surprised to hear that the guest not only lives in Hawaii, but first moved to the B.I. (big island/Hawaii), and then moved to Maui.  I'm from Oahu, and Hawaii really is home to every fruit and nut imaginable.  Especially the outer islands.

[McPhallus]

Another Batshit crazy women guest.

Listening now on the funkl stream.  HOLY fuck this woman is loony.

[stevesh]

A couple of times during the show she stated as fact that 'chemtrails' are delivering aluminum into the soil so that only GMO crops will grow. Nice combo of two separate conspiracy theories, but I've never heard that particular lunacy from even the 'chemtrail experts'.

Simple George seemed unduly concerned about how and where dolphins sleep.