George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Ted Baxter]

Snoory lost his guest last night on the phone and the Buffoon couldn't Adlibb anything interesting

[NoMoreNoory]

Snoory lost his guest last night on the phone and the Buffoon couldn't Adlibb anything interesting

Yes. The usual train wreck.

'We tried a live connection in the UK. Sometheen's goeen on there. Phone lines are crackling left and right.'

[akwilly]

Yes. The usual train wreck.

'We tried a live connection in the UK. Sometheen's goeen on there. Phone lines are crackling left and right.'

he did seem to make more of an effort to engage with his callers. He even was going to have a guy hold on the line through a break.

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory was talking about the Alien Snowfest in Big Bear that he will be at along with Stanton Friedman in FEB.  That's right.  He said FEB.  At least he knows his limitations unlike Tricky Dick Hoagland.

Ha! Brave Dave did have a tilt at the whole word last night. Having taken his last call - Annie in Alabama - he closed out the show thusly:
'We've got some more great shows for you for the rest of the week. My gosh, we're moving into Wednesday already, and then next week we're into the Feboowy. This year is going to go by faster than last year, let me tell you.'

Why on earth February attracted a 'the', heaven only knows, and the month itself oddly ran out of steam halfway through, making it almost impossible to transcribe phonetically. It's every hatuhr's favourite time of year!

[NoMoreNoory]

He briefly lost his MK Ultra guest the other night, very dramatically. Just as the guest was going to tell us he had been used by the U.S. Government.......silence. I'm sure the guest hung up deliberately. Dave went into his usual tailspin and when the guest re-appeared, said he was worried he'd been taken out by a sniper and informed us that at every 'major event' he attends 'they' send someone to take notes. Not just when he's speaking, he stressed, but for all the speakers. Such a weird sense of self-aggrandizement the man has, to really, seriously think the NSA gives a flying fuck what George Noory has to say anywhere about anything to anyone.

[akwilly]

He briefly lost his MK Ultra guest the other night, very dramatically. Just as the guest was going to tell us he had been used by the U.S. Government.......silence. I'm sure the guest hung up deliberately. Dave went into his usual tailspin and when the guest re-appeared, said he was worried he'd been taken out by a sniper and informed us that at every 'major event' he attends 'they' send someone to take notes. Not just when he's speaking, he stressed, but for all the speakers. Such a weird sense of self-aggrandizement the man has, to really, seriously think the NSA gives a flying fuck what George Noory has to say anywhere about anything to anyone.

the note taker would be a great job for Falkie

[The Snorchlax]

Gawd, George said "Amazeeeeen" and I turned it off last night, George please think of new words

[WestOfTheRockies]

Hi everyone, just thought I'd pop my nose in and share this news report that involves Noory's favourite emergency guest, the Reverend Lionel Fanthorpe.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/12126594/Grieving-familys-horror-as-pornographic-video-played-at-funeral-for-father-and-baby-son.html

[CornyCrow]

Thanks.  What a shame.  I wonder how it happened? 

[Drunkenyoyomaster]

You have to give the guy credit where it's due. I heard a side of George I hadn't heard in a long time last Wednesday night. He was candid, and for once didn't come off like a Snoor-bot. He engaged callers and gave a guy advice about his kid using his own experience. And he even advocated pot as "not a big deal and even medicinal". My Noory respect meter went up..just a little.

[Uncle Duke]

Hi everyone, just thought I'd pop my nose in and share this news report that involves Noory's favourite emergency guest, the Reverend Lionel Fanthorpe.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/12126594/Grieving-familys-horror-as-pornographic-video-played-at-funeral-for-father-and-baby-son.html

I must be in the minority, but Fanthorpe is one of the few C2C regular guests I make a point to listen to.  I truly enjoy his appearances; he's entertaining, a great storyteller, and doesn't take himself all that seriously.  I would have liked to have heard Fanthorpe interviewed by Ian Punnett.

[albrecht]

Hi everyone, just thought I'd pop my nose in and share this news report that involves Noory's favourite emergency guest, the Reverend Lionel Fanthorpe.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/12126594/Grieving-familys-horror-as-pornographic-video-played-at-funeral-for-father-and-baby-son.html

I don't mind Lionel, just don't like when Norry always steers him to the same stories. He has lots of others and good be a better guest. That incident is horrible. Jeez, as Norry might say. I'm guessing a deliberate 'prank' or more likely one of those 'smart' tvs/setups. I know my new Samsung and when I go to my brother's house if I play a youtube or even an mp3 on my phone an icon comes on about whether I want to play it on the tv. It could be someone very bored, and rude, was watching porn on their mobile, or accidentally hit a play button on his phone, during the service and hit the icon by accident to broadcast it?
ps: I've noticed over the past few C2C I've seen that Norry has adopted a sorta shock-jock "WOW" with a weird, forced-funny "morning zoo" radio type of inflection in response to a caller's story. Very odd.

[Nebraska888]

Linda M. Howe tonight.......I will listen.  I haven't listened to Noory for a LONG time......but, LMH never lets Noory get a word in.....and so, I will enjoy the program. 

[Nebraska888]

he did seem to make more of an effort to engage with his callers. He even was going to have a guy hold on the line through a break.

ARE YOU KIDDING???  I DON'T BELIEVE IT!  OMG!  Noory was actually listening, not interrupting, and not shutting a caller down because of a commercial break? 

Unbelievable.

[albrecht]

I would have liked to have heard Fanthorpe interviewed by Ian Punnett.

That could have been interesting but more on a niche theology etc listening but would be interesting because both by education actually know the stuff, history, other languages (as versus many of the callers/guests with their 'end times' and pick-n-choose chapter/verse to suit their theory/conspiracy.)

Noory recently has been talking A LOT more about his family. How he raised his kids. What to do if you kid drink or smokes weed. How to discipline. Their jobs, marriages, etc. It is sort of bizarre and unsettling. I don't like when public people give away too much public info.

[Uncle Duke]

That could have been interesting but more on a niche theology etc listening but would be interesting because both by education actually know the stuff, history, other languages (as versus many of the callers/guests with their 'end times' and pick-n-choose chapter/verse to suit their theory/conspiracy.)

That was my point.  It would have been refreshing to hear two educated individuals who know their way around a microphone having an intellectual discussion along theological and philosophical lines.  Everyone's cup of tea?  Probably not, but I would have enjoyed it.

[zeebo]

Linda M. Howe tonight.......I will listen.  I haven't listened to Noory for a LONG time......but, LMH never lets Noory get a word in.....and so, I will enjoy the program.

Ha!  Yes this is exactly my strategy.  I'm an LMH fan and her appearances offer the bonus of acceptably low Noory content. 

[akwilly]

Ha!  Yes this is exactly my strategy.  I'm an LMH fan and her appearances offer the bonus of acceptably low Noory content.

Shit I forgot it is her night. I will tune in as well

[Just Me]

Hi everyone, just thought I'd pop my nose in and share this news report that involves Noory's favourite emergency guest, the Reverend Lionel Fanthorpe.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/12126594/Grieving-familys-horror-as-pornographic-video-played-at-funeral-for-father-and-baby-son.html

So a new smart screen tv was installed and than this: "We are trying to establish whether the smart TV could have picked up a broadcast by accident from Bluetooth or a Wifi connection. The other TVs were not affected.

Then this: A spokeswoman for James Summers & Son, the funeral directors, said: "We are currently unclear on how the video was placed in the player at the crematorium, but we have asked Cardiff Council to launch a full investigation into the matter.

So were suppose to believe a smart tv picked up a wifi or bluetooth porn signal only to find out someone tossed a porn disc in the player and now this will be investigated. This is bullshit. Lionel was obviously shamed by someone pissed at him, than again, it could be a ratings stunt for future c2c shows when the snore and Lionel pull peoples legs with stories.

[PB the Deplorable]

Why didn't Lionel save the day by launching into a Spring-Heel Jack story?

[ziznak]

i may have to start listheneeen... I love it when jorch says Feebeweeeby

[ItsOver]

Why didn't Lionel save the day by launching into a Spring-Heel Jack story?

Wow.  Jorch could have saved the day.  If only he'd been invited.

[Route 66]

Loved it towards the end of last nights show when a caller was describing an alien abduction, George butts in "I bet I know what the aliens looked like, small, gray, big black eyes..."  LMH butts in "Caller YOU tell us what the aliens looked like..."  My respect for LMH went up a notch...

[ItsOver]

Loved it towards the end of last nights show when a caller was describing an alien abduction, George butts in "I bet I know what the aliens looked like, small, gray, big black eyes..."  LMH butts in "Caller YOU tell us what the aliens looked like..."  My respect for LMH went up a notch...

Sorry I missed last night.  It's worth listening just to hear Jorch shut the hell up and when he does say something, hear LMH slam dunk him. 

[albrecht]

Loved it towards the end of last nights show when a caller was describing an alien abduction, George butts in "I bet I know what the aliens looked like, small, gray, big black eyes..."  LMH butts in "Caller YOU tell us what the aliens looked like..."  My respect for LMH went up a notch...

Norry also "butted" in when LMH was mentioning the mutilated horse's organs were dry and she cut him off and said not always the case and explained and continued with her report. That was nice also. She can shut him down and Tommy or Norry didn't dump or try to intervene.

[michio]

Ha!  Yes this is exactly my strategy.  I'm an LMH fan and her appearances offer the bonus of acceptably low Noory content.

LMH is one of the highlights of the program and sNoory is a lowlight. It's unfortunate for the future of the human species that even though sNoory has listened to LMH school him for hours and hours about science and whatnot, sNoory's mini-mind refuses to absorb and retain anything of value from her regular appearances, other than for sNoory to STFU! when she or one of her guest's is talking.

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh, Good Lord. Dave will be 'sharing stories of some of the most extraordinary dogs in history' tonight. I wonder if we'll have a mention of his invented dog (Casey?). Didn't it suddenly appear when he was doing dog-related commercials and was conveniently sidelined when they stopped, Dave claiming he could no longer look after him because of his hectic jet-set lifestyle, aka unnecessarily commuting between St Louis and LA?

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh, Good Lord. Dave will be 'sharing stories of some of the most extraordinary dogs in history' tonight. I wonder if we'll have a mention of his invented dog (Casey?). Didn't it suddenly appear when he was doing dog-related commercials and was conveniently sidelined when they stopped, Dave claiming he could no longer look after him because of his hectic jet-set lifestyle, aka unnecessarily commuting between St Louis and LA?

Casey is living a quiet life in Noory's Hawaiian condo/studio, with Maritza and Tommy's fiancé.

[Dateline]

It's that time.  The time to make my online plea to the masses.

We need one.  That's right just one.  One for fun.  Just one non-sucking host.  C'mon I know you can do it.  Just sign on and not suck.
All we need is one. 

Can you deliver?  If so, we will have a hefty tip.  Just one, that right no multi-orders.  A one-topping non-sucker. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Tonight his stories will focus on Lassie, Snoopy, Scooby Doo, Old Yellow, and Spuds MacKenzie