George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[rangers1919]

LMFAO. Is this crap show actually doing a program about cutting in line and rudeness now? I could only handle 45 seconds tonight. One lady mad at George for cutting in line when she wasn't in line, and one lady caller upset because someone was angry at her for waving them through traffic when she actually had the right of way.

It was probably me, I never go and always get mad when some lady (or man) waves me to cross in front of them when they have the right of way, I can't see what's coming behind them, and I know 99% of the time they haven't checked what's coming up behind them for me.

[valdez]

     Jeff Warrick and Eldon Taylor (on separately) on subliminal messages.  By the numbers Noory, with a few points of interest:

     1.  George says to Warrick, "a lot of people claim to have seen subliminal messages in music, is it true?"  Lets ignore the "seen" part (we're talking about music), anybody over the age of twelve knows this to be true.  George knows it.  Why not go right into it?  It makes him seem like an idiot.  Like those promos for gold that he does. "What is gold?"
     2.  Right after a caller says that he freezed framed a show and found a message in it, George, using a technique that he has truly mastered, called the "ask a question that has just been answered, like you just thought about it yourself" routine, asked Warrick, "can you freeze frame something and find a message?"
     3.  He was talking to Taylor, and I'm driving around when the show is on so maybe I was distracted and missed something, and George tells Taylor, "please watch your language when you're on the show.  It throws off my whole scheme."  I didn't hear Taylor say anything bad.  I think it was cut out.  "Scheme?"  Maybe he said "theme."  It was right before the end of the third hour.  Who knows....

[M Knight]

Noory's ugly mug showed up again on tonight's new episode of Ancient Aliens.
As usual he only spouted some quick generic sound bites, they probably just edit them into several different shows.

There are miles of stock video of Noory silently moving his lips up and down.  Just do a voice over and, voila!  Genius.

[stevesh]

    3.  He was talking to Taylor, and I'm driving around when the show is on so maybe I was distracted and missed something, and George tells Taylor, "please watch your language when you're on the show.  It throws off my whole scheme."  I didn't hear Taylor say anything bad.  I think it was cut out.  "Scheme?"  Maybe he said "theme."  It was right before the end of the third hour.  Who knows....

Noory bleeped whatever the guest said with the delay button. Knowing Noory's prudishness, it may have been something as innocuous as 'God Damn'. It happened a couple of minutes before the end of the segment - wouldn't a professional have waited a few minutes and talked to the guest about it during the break, rather than scolding him on the air ? Just askin'.

[stevesh]

                    Once, many years ago, Art Bell interviewed a little known pseudo-documentary film maker whom Art knew nothing about. It wasn't long before this disgrace to the great country of Australia, one David Icke, began waxing poetic about what a grand old world it would be were it not for those pesky Jews. Art, promptly, hung up on him, and never spoke to him again.

Must have been before my time. I didn't know that about Icke, and I've always kind of enjoyed his particular brand of lunacy, but that changes everything I've thought about him. I'll have to do some research.

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

                  Once, many years ago, Art Bell interviewed a little known pseudo-documentary film maker whom Art knew nothing about. It wasn't long before this disgrace to the great country of Australia, one David Icke, began waxing poetic about what a grand old world it would be were it not for those pesky Jews. Art, promptly, hung up on him, and never spoke to him again.
           Today, David Icke--whose cinematic triumphs include enactments of Jewish people cooking and eating their own children--is a regular guest on Coast.
           He is also a regular and honored guest on Alex Jones' show--Alex being another of the world's great admirers of Jews and himself a regular guest on Coast.
           Is it possible that Noory and his producers are unaware of what these two guys are about? No. Do they continue to have both of them on Coast regularly? Yes. It isn't even necessary to speculate as to reasons nor draw conclusions, but one hopes we can all agree that at the very least, this is simply unacceptable.

Well, that interesting and more proof that George does no research on the guests, because the easiest way to get thrown off C2C nowadays as a caller seems to be 1) Bash a member of the Republican party or 2) criticize Israel.

[MV/Liberace!]

Well, that interesting and more proof that George does no research on the guests, because the easiest way to get thrown off C2C nowadays as a caller seems to be 1) Bash a member of the Republican party or 2) criticize Israel.

He didn't say anything about Icke criticizing Israel. He said Icke has been known to engage in antisemitism. Criticising Israel doesn't inherently make you antisemitic.

Sent from my Droid X.

[PB the Deplorable]

...    3.  He was talking to Taylor, and I'm driving around when the show is on so maybe I was distracted and missed something, and George tells Taylor, "please watch your language when you're on the show.  It throws off my whole scheme." I didn't hear Taylor say anything bad.  I think it was cut out.  "Scheme?"  Maybe he said "theme."  It was right before the end of the third hour.  Who knows....

Well, George has turned the program into an informercial to sell end-of-the-world products to the desperate and frightened.  Of course he first makes sure they ARE desperate and frightened.  Sounds like a scheme to me.

Many of these are righteous folks, a 'hell' here or a 'damn' there, and there goes most of the audience, scheme interrupted.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory's ugly mug showed up again on tonight's new episode of Ancient Aliens.
As usual he only spouted some quick generic sound bites, they probably just edit them into several different shows.

George must seem like a natural to the producers of that show. 

He's cheap.
He'll follow orders.
He makes some of the other loonies seem intelligent and well spoken by comparison.
He'll plug Ancient Aliens on his show if Tommy shuffles that cue card into the mix.
He'll invite people involved with the show on.
He'll draw the cat ladies and trailer misfits.
He's on in small bits, not quite long enough for people to turn the show off.

Perfect.


As a media person, George gets tons of books free from prblishers that send them out hoping for some publicity, or even an interview.  I seriously doubt George has ever read any of these books, or any book.  It's clear he didn't pay attention in school.  His grasp of current events is so tilted, he must only have one source of information - even that must be screened and dumbed down for him.  He is clearly not listening most of the time to the guests he reads ramdom questions to on his show.  He's not interested in the show topics.  He does no research.  He does not go visit the places featured on Ancient Aliens.

Yet there he is on Ancient Aliens, pretending to be one of the few brave enough to dig into these mysteries, one of the few out there searching, demanding answers.


Did someone say 'scheme'?

[fysisist]

He's a parrot, a myna bird.  He just repeats what he hears from the endless stream of schmucks that come on the show.  He's embraced a couple of ideas and made them his little "signature" Snoorisms: "there ARE no coincidences...", "... I believe in adiabatic oil..." which actually means that he believes in abiotic oil but just can't pronounce the word.  Point is, I've never heard an original thought from Snoors.

And really, he fits right in with Ancient Aliens.  The show itself mostly consists of wild speculation by self-proclaimed experts with little or no evidence to support it.  Apparently the show is pretty successful for no discernible reason.  I mean, seriously, if you've seen one episode, you've seen all episodes.  They are all basically the same.  Hey, wait a minute... just like C2C with GeoSnoory!

[BobGrau]

          I add this note with trepidation, both because I would rather not open a certain can of worms and because, invariably, some people either misunderstand or simply refuse to believe, but here, in brief, it is.
          Once, many years ago, Art Bell interviewed a little known pseudo-documentary film maker whom Art knew nothing about. It wasn't long before this disgrace to the great country of Australia, one David Icke, began waxing poetic about what a grand old world it would be were it not for those pesky Jews. Art, promptly, hung up on him, and never spoke to him again.
           Today, David Icke--whose cinematic triumphs include enactments of Jewish people cooking and eating their own children--is a regular guest on Coast.
           He is also a regular and honored guest on Alex Jones' show--Alex being another of the world's great admirers of Jews and himself a regular guest on Coast.
           Is it possible that Noory and his producers are unaware of what these two guys are about? No. Do they continue to have both of them on Coast regularly? Yes. It isn't even necessary to speculate as to reasons nor draw conclusions, but one hopes we can all agree that at the very least, this is simply unacceptable.
            But hey, I'm sure it generates great ratings. Oh, and whenever I eat my children I use a cast iron skillet and some fava beans.

: Consider the worms released!

As far as I'm aware, the most anti-semitic thing about Icke is that he talks his reptilian nonsense, which some people believe to be a euphimism for jews. He has denied this on many occasions (but then of course he would...).
I don't remember Art hanging up on him, I DO remember Art saying he'd heard rumours about this and wouldn't have him back on the show. But that doesn't have quite the same shock value does it?

I'm no believer in Icke's theorys but I am a fan. I think he had a rather clever idea on how to make his sci-fi stand out from the crowd, ie claim bare-faced that it's all true.

If anyone knows better and wants to point me towards evidence that he really is an evil bastard, I'd love to know, because I don't want to be seen to be defending an evil bastard. But so far the worst I can accuse him of is fanning the ridiculous flames of conspiracy bullshit for his own profit/amusement - and there are plenty others who could be accused of that, not least of whom is Art "himself" (forgive me o lord!).

I don't mean to sound belligerent (or indeed any sort of apologist for anti-semitism) but your post strikes me as trolly as hell. Perhaps I'll see you on the david icke thread (i'm assuming there is one)?

I'm not an Icke worshipper, believe me - but I hate to see someone accused of such a serious crime.

PS Icke is a disgrace to England, not Australia, what's that all about?

[Avi]

Actually, Jon Ronson (again) filmed an entire documentary devoted to the question of whether Icke is a Jew-hater. Ronson concluded that Icke was a nutball, but not a Jew-hater.

David Icke, The Lizards and The Jews [full documentary]

(Sorry, Texaskdog, it's an hour of predominantly English accents). Frankly, I think this Carruthers character is a shit-stirrer. He signed up yesterday and nearly all of his posts have to do with sex with children. The anime avatar is way creepy, too. Then, after expressing decidedly unsavory, child-porn opinions in every post, he ends with a seeming concern that guests on C2C might be Jew-haters? C'mon. This impresses me as complete BS. The Jew-hater is Carruthers himself. He is still online looking to see how much shit he can stir up. Aside from my one rash reply, I intend to gratify him no further. "Trolly as hell," sums it up.

[Morgus]

Frankly, I think this Carruthers character is a shit-stirrer. He signed up yesterday and nearly all of his posts have to do with sex with children. The anime avatar is way creepy, too. Then, after expressing decidedly unsavory, child-porn opinions in every post, he ends with a seeming concern that guests on C2C might be Jew-haters? C'mon. This impresses me as complete BS. The Jew-hater is Carruthers himself. He is still online looking to see how much shit he can stir up. Aside from my one rash reply, I intend to gratify him no further. "Trolly as hell," sums it up.

a good possibility. might be a noory-fan troll with orders to deflect the attention from Noory sucks to someone else?
notice how he got many posts in this thread supposed to be about Noory sucks derailed into a discussion about David Icke instead?
That would seem to more properly belong in a David Icke thread in the guest section. 

[Morgus]

Well, George has turned the program into an informercial to sell end-of-the-world products to the desperate and frightened.  Of course he first makes sure they ARE desperate and frightened.  Sounds like a scheme to me.

obviously he remembers the similar things going on back before Y2K, selling of freeze-dried foods, etc.
Now he hawks similar food storage products and gold before the big 2012 date.
A coincidence? 

[Scully]

Frankly, I think this Carruthers character is a shit-stirrer. He signed up yesterday and nearly all of his posts have to do with sex with children. The anime avatar is way creepy, too. Then, after expressing decidedly unsavory, child-porn opinions in every post, he ends with a seeming concern that guests on C2C might be Jew-haters? C'mon. This impresses me as complete BS. The Jew-hater is Carruthers himself. He is still online looking to see how much shit he can stir up. Aside from my one rash reply, I intend to gratify him no further. "Trolly as hell," sums it up.

Totally agree, Avi. 

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

He didn't say anything about Icke criticizing Israel. He said Icke has been known to engage in antisemitism. Criticising Israel doesn't inherently make you antisemitic.

Sent from my Droid X.

I don't know much about Icke and Jones and their specifics, but a lot of the antisemitism by the conspiracy nuts begins with "Well, we spend a lot of money to protect "you know who" in the Middle East and YOU KNOW what THAT'S about....." and that starts the slippery slope. I agree that criticising Israel is not inherently antisemetic, but there's a jumping off point for some folks there. All I know is George gets very antsy about it.

[MV/Liberace!]

I don't know much about Icke and Jones and their specifics, but a lot of the antisemitism by the conspiracy nuts begins with "Well, we spend a lot of money to protect "you know who" in the Middle East and YOU KNOW what THAT'S about....." and that starts the slippery slope. I agree that criticising Israel is not inherently antisemetic, but there's a jumping off point for some folks there. All I know is George gets very antsy about it.

i agree.  while criticism of israel isn't inherently antisemitic, many antisemitic people manifest their jew hating through consistent, one sided, knee jerk criticism of all things israel.  it makes me yawn.

[Treading Water]

Frankly, I think this Carruthers character is a shit-stirrer. He signed up yesterday and nearly all of his posts have to do with sex with children. The anime avatar is way creepy, too. Then, after expressing decidedly unsavory, child-porn opinions in every post, he ends with a seeming concern that guests on C2C might be Jew-haters? C'mon. This impresses me as complete BS. The Jew-hater is Carruthers himself. He is still online looking to see how much shit he can stir up. Aside from my one rash reply, I intend to gratify him no further. "Trolly as hell," sums it up.

Well stated, Avi.  Calmer heads prevail.  Thank you.

[BobGrau]

Consider the worms released!

look at em wriggle!

sorry, I'm off to the Drunk Thread.

[MV/Liberace!]

actually, caruthers is "mordred" who used to post here regularly.  he recently returned and created a new account.  not sure why the new account was created just yet... still working on that.  but... i can assure you he's not a troll.  just has a different... "style"... shall we say.  anyway, you may place your troll spray back into the desk drawer from whence it came.

[MV/Liberace!]

oh, and he really is jewish.

[Rico999]

I don't think that the Premier Radio Network is going to suffer from Noory's mis-truths.  If so, Limbaugh would've bankrupted 'em long ago. 

I still kind of enjoy Noory, even though my late term Bell fandom has educated me.  Unlike a lot of radio talk show hosts, at least Noory isn't seething with anger and hatred.  I therefore find him wonderful to fall asleep to.

You're right that the Snoron's mistruths and misinformation isn't going to cause any problems for Premiere.   The network has an agenda of their own and the Snooron fits right in.

Ya gotta understand one thing -- and that is he's doing SCHTICK!   He's playing nice guy for the rubes!   I mean after all,  why is artificial cherry flavor put in cough syrup?  So it's palatable --  and the same thing goes for Snoorge.   And he's good at it. 

Compare his false nice-guy enthusiasm with Art Bell's very natural delivery and the way he used to run the show.   With Art, you got the idea that he was really talking to his audience as individuals -- and his ability to get the most information (that you didn't know) from his guests -- and (even better) from open-line callers is really unmatched in talk radio.

Further, compare Art's willingness and ability to take unscreened calls to George's thick layer of screeners.  That's one of the things that's really changed the program.

Snoorge's big problem though, is that he doesn't understand his own limitations and unfortunately, he has a huge ego.   He doesn't understand that he's basically not competent to do the job that being the host of Coast requires -- but his ego keeps him putting his foot in his mouth with his "news" segment, with callers and with guests.   Sometimes it's pure idiocy,  sometimes it's deliberate misinformation, other times, it's just good comedy.   His "Somalia" pronunciation from the other night still cracks me up "SAH MOE LEEYA."

Finally, one thing really grates on me:  "......from the City of the Angels OFF the Pacific Ocean...."

Now is it just me, or does the Snoron have it ass-backwards?  Isn't the Pacific Ocean OFF the coast of the US?   I mean, isn't that the normal way to say it??

[James G.]

I envision a YouTube parody of George Noory. Somewhere out there, there's someone that looks like him -- or can with proper costuming and makeup -- that can learn to imitate him for what I'll call Joke-To-Joke AM With George Noory.

As long as you use original material, it's considered obvious satire and fair comment and criticism. Because Noory is a public figure, he can be made fun of. Which should be easy. I feel we all need a Noory impersonator! Ha! Ha! I'll be glad to write the material! Ha! It's an easy parody! Ha!

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

I envision a YouTube parody of George Noory. Somewhere out there, there's someone that looks like him -- or can with proper costuming and makeup -- that can learn to imitate him for what I'll call Joke-To-Joke AM With George Noory.

As long as you use original material, it's considered obvious satire and fair comment and criticism. Because Noory is a public figure, he can be made fun of. Which should be easy. I feel we all need a Noory impersonator! Ha! Ha! I'll be glad to write the material! Ha! It's an easy parody! Ha!

That would rule. There are some great parodies of other hosts where they set up the studio and everything.

[El Kragen]

Finally, one thing really grates on me:  "......from the City of the Angels OFF the Pacific Ocean...."

Now is it just me, or does the Snoron have it ass-backwards?  Isn't the Pacific Ocean OFF the coast of the US?   I mean, isn't that the normal way to say it??

Yeah, it's typical Noory. Said his way it sounds like he's sitting on a boat off shore. The line would sound better and make more sense if he said "looking out over the Pacific Ocean" or something like that.

[PB the Deplorable]

The football season is upon us.

There are about 120 AAA division college teams, tons of games to be televised and more on the radio.  There will be many new announcers to fill the airwaves, some that can barely talk.  Some are even as bad as George Noory, or even worse.

Funny thing about that.  Tune back in after a few games, certainly by mid-season, and the guys that started out mumbling with socks in their mouths have greatly improved.  By the end of the season, they are fairly accomplished for the most part.

George?  He still sucks after all these years.  Nothing has been improved on.  He's actually worse in many areas.  Amazing.

[Scully]

actually, caruthers is "mordred" who used to post here regularly.  he recently returned and created a new account.  not sure why the new account was created just yet... still working on that.  but... i can assure you he's not a troll.  just has a different... "style"... shall we say.  anyway, you may place your troll spray back into the desk drawer from whence it came.

Hmmmmmmmmmm ... 

[anagrammy]

Q - why would a person post a David Icke / Jew Hater piece on the George Noory Sucks board? 


A - because it gets the most traffic.


This is the hallmark of a troll, always crashing in where he can make the most splash with his ass-first cannonball move.


Normal new posters try to understand the forum before they post and have the courtesy to 1) read some posts, and, 2) post in the right place.


Trolls don't have time for the respectful niceties -- they really do have a toddler beauty pageant to get to.....


I happen to have attended a day long David Icke seminar in person and will post my thoughts in the appropriate section.




Anagrammy

[beachcomber]

What I heard was "It throws off my whole system".

not that it matters, nothing he says matters... maybe that's his system. He does seem to get jumpy when a guest makes some general reference to critical thinking  (or intelligence).

     Jeff Warrick and Eldon Taylor (on separately) on subliminal messages.  By the numbers Noory, with a few points of interest:

     1.  George says to Warrick, "a lot of people claim to have seen subliminal messages in music, is it true?"  Lets ignore the "seen" part (we're talking about music), anybody over the age of twelve knows this to be true.  George knows it.  Why not go right into it?  It makes him seem like an idiot.  Like those promos for gold that he does. "What is gold?"
     2.  Right after a caller says that he freezed framed a show and found a message in it, George, using a technique that he has truly mastered, called the "ask a question that has just been answered, like you just thought about it yourself" routine, asked Warrick, "can you freeze frame something and find a message?"
     3.  He was talking to Taylor, and I'm driving around when the show is on so maybe I was distracted and missed something, and George tells Taylor, "please watch your language when you're on the show.  It throws off my whole scheme."  I didn't hear Taylor say anything bad.  I think it was cut out.  "Scheme?"  Maybe he said "theme."  It was right before the end of the third hour.  Who knows....

[Morgus]

What I heard was "It throws off my whole system".

that just shows that noory has to have the show completely controlled and can't allow spontaneous unscreened interactions.

but such spontaneous unknowns allowed classic calls such as Mel and his hole, MadMan Markham and his portal construction story, etc. in the good old days.
no more of that good stuff with noory's "system"