George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GravitySucks]

From last night's show:
"there was a little baby on the flight between me and Tom who was just crying and crying. I've had children so was immune but Tommy hasn't." (slightly paraphrased from recall) Good Lord. That baby is now going to become a "mean baby" for sure. And how did a "baby" get a seat in the middle of two strangers (and I mean strange) mean on a flight? How did baby fit and aren't babies usually sat with at least one of it's parents? Bizarre. I really feel sorry for the baby; it will now grow up "mean."
-GNS

It was Robert... The doll.

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey dave, now that we have the ORIGINAL and best back...and have heard just a sample of his talent, you seem to really, really SUCK MORE THAN EVER...just quit and go away. It's only gonna get worse as more people hear the master and realize how inadequate you have been.
Bye bye sucker!
GNS

[akwilly]

could be wrong but I believe LMH is the guest on Arts show tonight

[ACE of CLUBS]

Have you noticed that 'The Chase' has a vibrant excitement about it again ....

Although Art and George open with it, it is, and always will be Art's music ...... it just comes alive!  Expectancy, and a night-time mystery trip to points unknown .......  "Wanna' take a ride" ......     Well, do ya' ... ?

[albrecht]

It was Robert... The doll.

Hilarious! It could've been. Seriously. Who, seriously, who allow a baby to sit between strange, large, creepy men, in a plane? Even the stewardesses I would think would question: wtf? Even with an appropriate car-seat for said baby, who is now going to be "mean," the gut of at least one of the strangers might risk smothering it? And what kind of parent would subject their baby to that? Even  if NOT Norry and Tommy? "Oh, no seat next to me for my BABY? Ok, yeah, just give my BABY a middle seat somewhere back there with people I don't know."  It is a weird story.

[Juan Cena]

Hilarious! It could've been. Seriously. Who, seriously, who allow a baby to sit between strange, large, creepy men, in a plane? Even the stewardesses I would think would question: wtf? Even with an appropriate car-seat for said baby, who is now going to be "mean," the gut of at least one of the strangers might risk smothering it? And what kind of parent would subject their baby to that? Even  if NOT Norry and Tommy? "Oh, no seat next to me for my BABY? Ok, yeah, just give my BABY a middle seat somewhere back there with people I don't know."  It is a weird story.

I'm surprised Tommee didn't eat it.

[Rico999]

From last night's show:
"there was a little baby on the flight between me and Tom who was just crying and crying. I've had children so was immune but Tommy hasn't." (slightly paraphrased from recall) Good Lord. That baby is now going to become a "mean baby" for sure. And how did a "baby" get a seat in the middle of two strangers (and I mean strange) mean on a flight? How did baby fit and aren't babies usually sat with at least one of it's parents? Bizarre. I really feel sorry for the baby; it will now grow up "mean."
-GNS

Here Dave's raking in all this dough with his enterprises and ads and whatnot -- and I'm sure Tommy's making six figures, so my question is this:  What the hell were they doing flying coach and not first class? 

Not only that, but there are so many executive jets out there, you'd think Dave could hitch a ride with someone, having his connections and all...

Wonder who had the window seat?

If that bum is ever sitting behind me, I'm going to recline my seat back as far as it goes and laugh.  Get a first class ticket, you cheap sucker, and you won't have to deal with this kind of thing!

[albrecht]

Here Dave's raking in all this dough with his enterprises and ads and whatnot -- and I'm sure Tommy's making six figures, so my question is this:  What the hell were they doing flying coach and not first class? 

Not only that, but there are so many executive jets out there, you'd think Dave could hitch a ride with someone, having his connections and all...

Wonder who had the window seat?

If that bum is ever sitting behind me, I'm going to recline my seat back as far as it goes and laugh.  Get a first class ticket, you cheap sucker, and you won't have to deal with this kind of thing!

Well he could be pulling a Walmart type of thing or his money is going elsewhere. But yeah, it is weird. I still question a baby being put between strangers on a plane. For its safety's sake at minimum. CPS should met and interviewed Norry and Tommy. And the parents should be questioned. And stewardesses etc. Where is the TSA here? Old grandmas and kids get frisked but a baby get set between those two for a flight?

[akwilly]

From last night's show:
"there was a little baby on the flight between me and Tom who was just crying and crying. I've had children so was immune but Tommy hasn't." (slightly paraphrased from recall) Good Lord. That baby is now going to become a "mean baby" for sure. And how did a "baby" get a seat in the middle of two strangers (and I mean strange) mean on a flight? How did baby fit and aren't babies usually sat with at least one of it's parents? Bizarre. I really feel sorry for the baby; it will now grow up "mean."
-GNS

If george woulda just interviewed the baby it woulda gone right to sleep

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch before Tommy waxes his chest.

[Dateline]

You call it a mean baby, Norry?  You should have belted out an Elvis lullaby, the baby would have been asleep, the stewardesses would have been a rockin, and you could have video a scene from the move "Norry Does Elvis".  You were just mean, Norrry.

[Dateline]

The next project for Norry Enterprises is a pay-day company loan for Coast listeners.  This will be set up on the internet and will be Paracash.com.  When you go boo-hoo, we will fund you!  To lower your interest rate on the loan from fifty percent, just enter the code word Norry.  It is free to apply, but if you decide to get the money, it will cost you. 

[akwilly]

George: "You know we don't do politics on this show but...."

[Amethyst]

I'm new here, and this may have already been mentioned, but... 
You know Jorch Norry sucks when even JC stops calling to insult him.

[akwilly]

I'm new here, and this may have already been mentioned, but... 
You know Jorch Norry sucks when even JC stops calling to insult him.

welcome, come for the suckage and stay for the comedy

[goldendeal]

A few nights ago Jorch took a caller to task for commenting on politics on the program, saying “we don't do politics on this show, there are plenty of other shows that cover this, here at Coast we don't discuss politics"   
Oh really Jorch, what do you call tonight you simpleton fool.

[Oculary]

This should go here, replacing Will's Harry with GN.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLhj3A1BwuM

[Dateline]

Every night he prefaces the show, "We don't really do politics on this show, but. . . "

[Dateline]

He is just a corporate puppet.

[21st Century Man]

Meh.  Mike Bara.  No thanks.  Hoagland sucks.  Noory sucks. I might as well try Bella-haven.

[akwilly]

don't know if jorch has mentioned it but nasa is goinga do a presser tomarro about a possible earth like planet being found by the kepler space telescope.

[PB the Deplorable]

From last night's show:
"there was a little baby on the flight between me and Tom who was just crying and crying. I've had children so was immune but Tommy hasn't." (slightly paraphrased from recall)...
-GNS

George was a pro with the crying baby of course, and as usual Tommy was all thumbs and cake crumbs

[PB the Deplorable]

From last night's show:
"there was a little baby on the flight between me and Tom who was just crying and crying. I've had children so was immune but Tommy hasn't." (slightly paraphrased from recall)...

I love these personal stories that don't quite ring true, yet make George out to be kinda creepy.

Tommy?  Well he's pleased just to be included in George's adventures

[Textor]

This should go here, replacing Will's Harry with GN.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLhj3A1BwuM

That video reminded me of this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQKgpm1SJmQ

[Inglorious Bitch]

Thank you for your posts Louise....they are hysterical and make my day!   

Smooches! 

[Never2Late]

Alex Jones is the biggest _____ I've ever heard in my life. 

"I don't want to start conspiracy theories here...."
"you don't do politics, I don't either..."


What a clown/joke/etc/etc


And George again with his missing-the-point Network reference. 

These two.

George: (excitedly) "I would LOVE to see [Trump] with Putin".  Whoa. 

[Izintit?]

I love these personal stories that don't quite ring true, yet make George out to be kinda creepy.

Tommy?  Well he's pleased just to be included in George's adventures

It could be another one of Noory`s  time killing made-up stories. Of course, "Jabba the" Danheiser is paid to be complicent. Reminds me of last Friday when Tommy asked George "Are you making this up as you go along?" GNS&S&S

[Izintit?]

Alex Jones is the biggest _____ I've ever heard in my life. 

"I don't want to start conspiracy theories here...."
"you don't do politics, I don't either..."


What a clown/joke/etc/etc


And George again with his missing-the-point Network reference. 

These two.

George: (excitedly) "I would LOVE to see [Trump] with Putin".  Whoa.

If these are George`s  "best guests" he`s already dead.

[Open Lines Gerry]

I will post this suggestion over on the Falkie thread too as he may be up to the task, but somebody needs to start tracking Noory's opening news segment to hear how many stories there are that may be poached from Art's show.  It could be that listening to MITD will become the "show prep" for much of C2C's opening news segment.  I turned my radio on for 15 seconds last night, and Noory was talking about the same hacker take-over of automobiles story that Art had talked about at the beginning of MITD.

[Rico999]

Well he could be pulling a Walmart type of thing or his money is going elsewhere. But yeah, it is weird. I still question a baby being put between strangers on a plane. For its safety's sake at minimum. CPS should met and interviewed Norry and Tommy. And the parents should be questioned. And stewardesses etc. Where is the TSA here? Old grandmas and kids get frisked but a baby get set between those two for a flight?

I think the whole story just "might" be BS.   Doesn't make much sense.   I think Dave has a tendency to "embellish."