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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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albrecht

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 28, 2015, 06:12:27 PM
The taxi driver chemtrail guest last night was incensed... incensed!... every time George wasn't aware of something that had been discussed on the Alex Jones show.  In fact, he only came to learn of George through watching (listening to?) Alex Jones and figured George got it.  I think he was mostly just disappointed that George turned out to be a poser.
Yes, that was funny how Norry had to say "we have Alex on" several times when the cabbie accused him of not listening to whatever "breaking news" was released on the Alex Jones show, in particular about the nuke transfers, South Carolina, etc. And even the conspiracy that a nuke was detonated off the coast. Odd thing I think Alex, or Corsi, or Quayle (likely Quayle or Alex) has mentioned those supposed incidents on C2C with Norry- so clearly Norry doesn't listen to his own show or guests.
Next up: Larry, a plumber from Peoria, who is an expert in the machinations of the Bank for International Settlements in Basel and an update from our frequent guest the psychic lawyer and, a surprise triple-split show- we call her the Numbers Lady.
-GNS

zeebo

Quote from: pyewacket on May 28, 2015, 06:35:34 PM
...Dave sounds forced- his odd gushing comments and laughs don't ring true. The interviews are all predictable- Dave is disengaged and boring and it's up to the guest to carry the show. ...

Correct.  Boilerplate questions, non-sequiturs, trite exclamations, and random mouth sounds does not an interview make. 

pyewacket

Quote from: zeebo on May 28, 2015, 07:50:18 PM
Correct.  Boilerplate questions, non-sequiturs, trite exclamations, and random mouth sounds does not an interview make.

I'm still mystified by his continuing presence on the radio. I am curious how Art's return will affect Dave and the show. This has the makings of a real sciency type of experiment that we'll all get to observe. If Dave gets nasty this time around, I think it'll end up looking something like this...


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First Half: Remote viewing teacher, Edward A. Dames, Major, U.S. Army (ret.) will reveal what he's uncovered remote viewing covert ET and human agendas.

2nd Half: Dr. Carmen Boulter will reveal an astounding new discovery in Egypt found using a state-of-the-art, satellite-based deep penetrating radar scan. The scan reveals 82 enormous chambers on two distinct levels at great depth near a largely unknown pyramid south of Cairo.


Major Ed Dames followed by some new discoveries in Egyptology.  Sounds like it would be a good show if not for, well, you know...

I wonder if the Major will be announcing a new final North American tour before the coming kill shot in 2014.

NoMoreNoory

A remarkably short summary of tonight's show for the remarkably short Ed Dames. An entire show given over to his blatherings and tales of whichever mail order bride he currently has in tow? And they've gone terribly formal for him, too:

Remote viewing teacher, Edward A. Dames, Major, U.S. Army (ret.) will reveal what he's uncovered remote viewing covert ET and human agendas.

NB: in honour of one of Dave's best flubs, 'remote viewing' must always be pronounced 'remote gruhviewing'

trostol

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on May 28, 2015, 08:34:23 PM
A remarkably short summary of tonight's show for the remarkably short Ed Dames. An entire show given over to his blatherings and tales of whichever mail order bride he currently has in tow? And they've gone terribly formal for him, too:

Remote viewing teacher, Edward A. Dames, Major, U.S. Army (ret.) will reveal what he's uncovered remote viewing covert ET and human agendas.

NB: in honour of one of Dave's best flubs, 'remote viewing' must always be pronounced 'remote gruhviewing'

he is only on for half the show now it seems

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 28, 2015, 08:18:37 PM
Major Ed Dames followed by some new discoveries in Egyptology.  Sounds like it would be a good show if not for, well, you know...

I wonder if the Major will be announcing a new final North American tour before the coming kill shot in 2014.

Hmm.....That's odd. I was looking at the C2C app on my phone, which has no mention of Egyptology. But I see it on the website. Dave's team on the ball as usual! Will it be a plumber talking about Ancient Egypt?

CornyCrow

Quote from: pyewacket on May 28, 2015, 06:35:34 PM
Dave just doesn't seem to have any grace when it comes to Art. Dave owes Art his gratitude for the very lucrative, secure job he holds. If he were a nice, stand up kind of guy- he'd jump at the chance to repay Art for all that Art has done for him. Being a nice person should not be a chore if it is genuine. Does he ever wonder where he'd be without C2C?

I've been listening to Art's old Ghost to Ghost shows and he really does draw you in and set just the right mood to make you want to take a ride. Art is at ease with the callers and it's clear that he's enjoying the show as much as his audience does. I then gave Dave a listen and I had to shut him off after a scant 5 mins. Dave sounds forced- his odd gushing comments and laughs don't ring true. The interviews are all predictable- Dave is disengaged and boring and it's up to the guest to carry the show. Some really try but it's an uphill battle and few are able to override the suck.  :(

You're right.  With Art's discussions you often felt that you were part of a group mind meld.  It was not just an interviewing process. 

CornyCrow

Quote from: zeebo on May 28, 2015, 07:50:18 PM
Correct.  Boilerplate questions, non-sequiturs, trite exclamations, and random mouth sounds does not an interview make.
Noory really lowered the intelligence and the artistic level of the show.  Even by listening to the callers you can see what a sorry state the show has reached.  I like a good conspiracy as much as the next guy, but the guests often seem to be so much of the bible thumping crowd.  Just the same old, same old.  When you can't seem to manufacture enough scary stuff on your own, just pull out the trusty book of Revelation.  I laughed when, with one such guest on, the advertiser of freeze dried food gave us an extra treat by requesting that his commercials be run twice  -  the pity is, there are poor people who can hardly afford it who are sending money into these peddlers.  Well, I guess any population will have a percentage of these folks.  In an earlier day they would be attending tent revival meetings, hallelujah!

The second half of the shoe sounds more interesting than the first half but I am very very sleepy and Snoory will botch it all anyway.  I really hate the sh[pl]it show format.  I lost interest in Dames a long time ago though he is still good for a laugh. 

akwilly

Ya I Looking forward to the second guest and I agree dames is always worth a laugh but dang he does get kinda old

albrecht

Quote from: CornyCrow on May 28, 2015, 09:05:38 PM
Noory really lowered the intelligence and the artistic level of the show.  Even by listening to the callers you can see what a sorry state the show has reached.  I like a good conspiracy as much as the next guy, but the guests often seem to be so much of the bible thumping crowd.  Just the same old, same old.  When you can't seem to manufacture enough scary stuff on your own, just pull out the trusty book of Revelation.  I laughed when, with one such guest on, the advertiser of freeze dried food gave us an extra treat by requesting that his commercials be run twice  -  the pity is, there are poor people who can hardly afford it who are sending money into these peddlers.  Well, I guess any population will have a percentage of these folks.  In an earlier day they would be attending tent revival meetings, hallelujah!
I don't mind a good conspiracy, and I don't even mind a 'Bible thumper', if it is an interesting show with a decent host. But all I like about the current C2C, besides some Knapp shows when he is allowed a good guest is when Norry gets called out by guests, or callers. When he doesn't pay attention, lies, etc. Or when he is trying to hawk some product (like food storage for the 'end times' or 'Jade Helm' or whatever crap and the guest totally contradicts him citing Matthew 6:25 or something!) Classic prepare end is nigh and buy this stuff says Norry, and guest says no, God will provide. Awkward silence from Norry. Likewise anytime the more "Bible thumping" guests gets Norry all excited (due to dead babies, tribulations, natural disasters, etc) and then lets him down with, basically, at the end of the day God triumphs, heaven,  etc. You can almost hear Norry upset that there isn't more bad news to report on and gleefully announce about. Or, like the cabbie expert on chemtrails, calling him out for not listening to his "frequent guest" Alex Jones and similar like times when guests/callers call him out for not remembering shows, guests, subjects, reading their books, etc. And he always tries to cover, and often gets it wrong because Tommy sent him the wrong wiki link etc during the break.
-GNS

Kojiro

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 28, 2015, 08:18:37 PM
Major Ed Dames followed by some new discoveries in Egyptology.  Sounds like it would be a good show if not for, well, you know...

I wonder if the Major will be announcing a new final North American tour before the coming kill shot in 2014.

Don't you mean 1999, since back in 1998 that's when he first said it was going to hit us?

Quote from: Kojiro on May 28, 2015, 09:55:00 PM
Don't you mean 1999, since back in 1998 that's when he first said it was going to hit us?

I have a short memory, just back to his last appearance   :-[.

I for one can't wait for more Ukraine safe zone updates.  I'm guessing his next safe zone will be the South China Sea.

Kojiro

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 28, 2015, 09:57:40 PM
I have a short memory, just back to his last appearance   :-[.

Trust me, I just Googled it to remind myself of the precise dates. Waaaaay back in September 1998 on Art Bell's show, Dames first predicted the Killshot would hit us in Spring of 1999, "likely April." And every year since, he's pushed it back another year. Now we have no shuttle program, which throws a monkey wrench in the whole prediction, as the shuttle making an emergency landing was supposed to be the first warning.

Guy's as bad as Lieder with her imaginary planet.

zeebo

Quote from: Humilia Lepus Foramen on May 28, 2015, 10:05:39 PM
I for one can't wait for more Ukraine safe zone updates.  I'm guessing his next safe zone will be the South China Sea.

haha yeah, wherever he says, just head as far away as possible.

According to George, it's friend of the program John Hogerty's [sic] birthday, of CCR fame.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 28, 2015, 10:09:49 PM
According to George, it's friend of the program John Hogerty's [sic] birthday, of CCR fame.

He also called Freddie Gray Freddie May.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Kojiro on May 28, 2015, 10:06:56 PM
Guy's as bad as Lieder with her imaginary planet.
George with his imaginary tv show. The only tv show dude could get is in San Francisco.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 28, 2015, 10:12:13 PM
He also called Freddie Gray Freddie May.

He must have been doing some weird fusion with Freddie Mac.

albrecht

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 28, 2015, 10:13:47 PM
George with his imaginary tv show. The only tv show dude could get is in San Francisco.
You mean you don't go to "all those parties" where people "get together to watch the tv show, which is internet-based, on their flat-screens?" "You simply, uh, hook up and eh, internet and it is on, beyoond bleef"
-GNS


Quote from: Kojiro on May 28, 2015, 10:06:56 PM
Trust me, I just Googled it to remind myself of the precise dates. Waaaaay back in September 1998 on Art Bell's show, Dames first predicted the Killshot would hit us in Spring of 1999, "likely April." And every year since, he's pushed it back another year. Now we have no shuttle program, which throws a monkey wrench in the whole prediction, as the shuttle making an emergency landing was supposed to be the first warning.

Guy's as bad as Lieder with her imaginary planet.

I blame Art Bell for introducing that piece of shit to the world.  Gratuitous fear mongering, yay

Gassy Man

Oh, no, Mr. Ed!

And for some reason, he had a Hungarian dish, Paprikash, with his Russian friends.

Noory's made protecting the power grid "his own personal pilgrimage."  Heh.

Morgus

At least Noory had Linda Howe call in for a couple minutes tonight from the Contact in the Desert event.
Too bad he didn't do a remote broadcast from there and get several longer interviews with all the big guests there, but all he cares about is going there on Saturday (when he isn't on the air) to host a panel where he can charge for meet&greet autographs afterwards?

zeebo

According to the Noorie ... "something is getting very close".

trostol

Way to press him on a date there George..don't call him out for all his missed ones

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 28, 2015, 10:13:52 PM
He must have been doing some weird fusion with Freddie Mac.

Or he combined Freddie Mercury and Brian May, but the again Noory sucks... and probably doesn't know Queen. I have A Kind of Magic in the cd player.

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