George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[HedgehogNorman]

  Hmmm  Did the car have a spoiler welded on the back? I have an uncle in Ohio with a `94 red (mostly) Sunbird that listens to George.

lol, I didn't notice.  Northeast Ohio?

[Heather Wade]

George on 1-900-sex-line

Phone-sex worker "Ohh, my breasts feel so large and tender.  I think they need some support from a pair of strong hands.  What would  you like to..."

George:  "Uh, excuse me.  You seem to be breathing into the phone.  Can we fix that or I'm going to have to move on to something else"

LMAO.

[coaster]

I'll probably tune in tonight's show. I was interested in hearing if the guest has anything new to say on the "enclosed earth theory". I watched a few of his videos on youtube, and his argument was pretty flimsy and it  really didn't make any sense. I find this and the hollow earth theory interesting and entertaining however, so I hope the guest brings something new. But I somehow know that I'll turn it off 15 minutes in.

[albrecht]

I'll probably tune in tonight's show. I was interested in hearing if the guest has anything new to say on the "enclosed earth theory". I watched a few of his videos on youtube, and his argument was pretty flimsy and it  really didn't make any sense. I find this and the hollow earth theory interesting and entertaining however, so I hope the guest brings something new. But I somehow know that I'll turn it off 15 minutes in.

Same, Norry will likely screw it up or drop it. But I'm interested too, some of the "hollow earth", "concave earth" etc guys have been good shows, in the old days. I'm curious also because this latest nut researcher's premise seems to be a mix of flat-earth/enclosed earth and faked NASA mission stuff so could be interesting and/or funny. Dave will likely ruin it though, "of course."
-GNS

[ufogadfly]

Catch this classic last night?

Caller describes bigfoot sighting when a teenager.
Noory: "We tend at that age to see things but they are impressionable."

WHAAAAAAAAT?
To quote our leader, "There's no doubt about it"; definitely the least professional host of any major talk show.

[21st Century Man]

Oh jesus, you have got to be kidding. Wtf.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvJtsXGr2Vo

[Nick el Ass]

Larry King doing ad promos on Coast of Squatty Pottys?  Just when I think it couldn't get worse....

Oh jesus, you have got to be kidding. Wtf.

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Poor Larry's career has gone straight into the shitter if that is so.

[albrecht]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvJtsXGr2Vo

Maybe I'm crazy but doesn't just leaning down, forward accomplish the same thing? And save some $? And the old "hole" style latrines used in places like France or even now in various Asian countries accomplish the same thing?  I also like how people call it "business." I've always wondered about that. Why is it a business. You are just taking a crap, though, I guess in these days you might be on your phone doing business (or more likely doing some inane crap like facebook or bellgab posting )\Personally I want to import those odd Dutch, and some German, toilets, where you crap on a shelf, so you can examine before you flush it. Man, those were a surprise the first time you use.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzXPyCY7jbs
-GNS

[ufogadfly]

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Don't you mean "odors"?

[zeebo]

Looking forward to hearing about George's hollow earth head theory tonite.

[Kojiro]

Looking forward to hearing about George's hollow earth head theory tonite.

Actually, if you look at the guest's YouTube page, you'll see he's actually more of a Flat Earth nutter. As if photos shot from Earth's orbit haven't already put such ignorant ideas to rest.

[ItsOver]

Dave, listen to a real singer, then hide in disgrace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jVTwadMOIQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[yumyumtree]

Poor Larry's career has gone straight into the shitter if that is so.

Well, it did get worse, because the spots are touting them for Mothers' day, and now, Fathers' Day, gifts.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Actually, if you look at the guest's YouTube page, you'll see he's actually more of a Flat Earth nutter. As if photos shot from Earth's orbit haven't already put such ignorant ideas to rest.

No, you see there is a magical aether along one edge of the Earth, and when you pass through it, it instantly returns you to the other edge.  It works for photons too so fools satellites in orbit.  I thought this was basic high school physics.

[Kojiro]

No, you see there is a magical aether along one edge of the Earth, and when you pass through it, it instantly returns you to the other edge.  It works for photons too so fools satellites in orbit.  I thought this was basic high school physics.

You mean like a Final Fantasy game?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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Damned.  It was really us who were technologically backwards, and not the SE Asians, all along.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

You mean like a Final Fantasy game?

Haha, yeah I suppose so.  This was actually the explanation I heard from the Flat Earth Society one time.

[chefist]

Damned.  It was really us who were technologically backwards, and not the SE Asians, all along.

Uhhh...best device? well Veggies...

[Juan Cena]

You mean like a Final Fantasy game?

First thing that came to mind for me was Pac-Man.

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch sure was an ugly baby. Good to see he had his "trademark mustache" back then though.

[21st Century Man]

Well, it did get worse, because the spots are touting them for Mothers' day, and now, Fathers' Day, gifts.

If I ever got one of those for a present from my kids, I'd disown them.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's always a good sign when George's correspondent on medical issues begins his segment with "I'm not a medical person, but..."

[NoMoreNoory]

Eureka! Dave has finally cracked why peepuhl are acteen so weeerd........Wifi!

[21st Century Man]

Squatty Potty will be using this song as music for its ads.  Alterations minimal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI

[21st Century Man]

Or maybe use this Screamin' Jay Hawkins classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3g8Xnf7LI

[albrecht]

Jorch sure was an ugly baby. Good to see he had his "trademark mustache" back then though.

Assuming, making an ass out of you and me, Norry doesn't lie that photo has to be a lie....oh wait, he didn't start shaving until "in his 20's" according to his commercial. So it good be totally legit.
-GNS
ps: what the F*ck kind of fight is going on outside? Doesn't sound like coyote killings fawns etc. Do squirrels fight when they mate or what? Lotsa squirrels around with big nuts and going crazy during the day. Not as bad as rabbits being killed but something awful out there in them woods. But no coyote sounds I've heard and don't think cats (attack or being killed by yotes.) But MAN, sounds like something bad.....bigfeet? Doubt cause no branches breaking etc. But some crazy-ass high-pitch desperate vocals from woods (non-human obviously.)

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Assuming, making an ass out of you and me, Norry doesn't lie that photo has to be a lie....oh wait, he didn't start shaving until "in his 20's" according to his commercial. So it good be totally legit.
-GNS
ps: what the F*ck kind of fight is going on outside? Doesn't sound like coyote killings fawns etc. Do squirrels fight when they mate or what? Lotsa squirrels around with big nuts and going crazy during the day. Not as bad as rabbits being killed but something awful out there in them woods. But no coyote sounds I've heard and don't think cats (attack or being killed by yotes.) But MAN, sounds like something bad.....bigfeet? Doubt cause no branches breaking etc. But some crazy-ass high-pitch desperate vocals from woods (non-human obviously.)

I'm not one who would know about these things, but sounds to me like you have an ol' fashioned chupacabra infestation.

[NoMoreNoory]

Could it be demons?

[Juan Cena]

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Is that a portal?

[albrecht]

I'm not one who would know about these things, but sounds to me like you have an ol' fashioned chupacabra infestation.

hot damn! Thats exactly whats going on. Ended now though. Dang it, once again, no photos to show. But definite chupacabra action! I should've known better but the recent bigfeet shows and few cocktails had me thinking the wrong vermin!
-GNS