George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

... shushin' it, shush, hershush ...

[Beelzebubbelah]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/george-baby-photo


baby picture of George "Buddy Hackett" Noory

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'Allo!
With you yet am i.
If my memory serves,wasn't "Buddy Hackett"an baggy pants Gifilte-fish comic that originally had mental problems but was allowed by Jack Parr to sleep/camp in the Green room,performing as fill-in guest on his show for many years?
Later,was he banned by Johnny Carson after he exposed himself to the studio audience during an cut-away commercial break?
Why do you think Mr.Noory looks like Buddy?
Do you know if Buddy's baby pics show he and Mr.Norry are twins,seperated at birth?
Yust curious...
"B_B"
PS:Tried to post yesterday about Hitler's post-war career,but failed..
PPS:Noorykalipse/Norrygeddon still on hold...

[pate]

Hesh got thrush tounge thing,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aU_RaBVRTw

heh

edit:  I got so small that I,,, Derp

[pate]

MOAR CUMSHIGLS SETS AYE~1

[pate]

NOTHEENG

[pate]

Guest is trying to explain the "binary star" concept to Jorch the Astrologer...

[pate]

George, in all seriousness, play an AC?DC song...  next bumper...

Double Dog Dare Yew, and keep the guest on the line


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvCH6lzjmgQ

(alternate commeshill suggestion)

GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

[pate]

Jorch the answer to your "dirty water" question is found here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY

[NoMoreNoory]

Keith is stuttering a lot and has been given an official warning for making a noise with his phone. Will he make it past the 2am break? He has tried to throw himself a lifeline with the 'That's a very good question' gambit.....

[nextgen.fm]

Keith is stuttering a lot and has been given an official warning for making a noise with his phone. Will he make it past the 2am break? He has tried to throw himself a lifeline with the 'That's a very good question' gambit.....

Did Jorchie mentally abuse him?

[pate]

Are there any "Coast Insiders" left?  Tonight might be gold...

ediot: I mean't gold=measures

GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Keith is stuttering a lot and has been given an official warning for making a noise with his phone. Will he make it past the 2am break? He has tried to throw himself a lifeline with the 'That's a very good question' gambit.....

Awesome!  Spring-heeled Jack night.

[nextgen.fm]

Are there any "Coast Insiders" left?  Tonight might be gold...

I just noticed the other night how they have these little "segments" where there is basically someone saying how much they love coast insider...and how one should sign up right away

[pate]

Seriously, I want to hear George's nest question...

[pate]

I wish Jorch would ask Danny if he's wearing 'shades,' that'd be a hoot...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Why do I think that George says 'black' when someone asks him what kind of car he has?

[zeebo]

Keith is stuttering a lot and has been given an official warning for making a noise with his phone. Will he make it past the 2am break? He has tried to throw himself a lifeline with the 'That's a very good question' gambit.....

I dunno .. he may have to pull out the "We're all so grateful for the important work you do" gambit.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George on 1-900-sex-line

Phone-sex worker "Ohh, my breasts feel so large and tender.  I think they need some support from a pair of strong hands.  What would  you like to..."

George:  "Uh, excuse me.  You seem to be breathing into the phone.  Can we fix that or I'm going to have to move on to something else"

[pate]

wuz righting haiku,

I mess any thing?

GnBSS

[pate]

Seriously Jorch, next song should be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSav51fVlKU

&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKn9pB8YzKI

You're dooing grate, Jorch

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Caller:  "Hello, I am your Messiah.  It was prophesied I would rise on the third day and a day to God is as a thousand years to man.  Well, we've begun the third day.  Get ready to tribulate, mofo."

George:  "Meh... Messie... We're getting a little static on your line.  Try calling back again.  We're going to have to move on."

[pate]

>over caller a few secs ago:

... :}" ... hurgh, hurumph, Beeyond BeeLeaf ... " [; heh

ediot: correction "over caller" = "steps on caller's question"

[NoMoreNoory]

'You're jiggling your phone again. You're jiggling your phone again'

[pate]

'You're jiggling your phone again. You're jiggling your phone again'

I call fowl coq, everyone but me take a shot...

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESI19h4wDo

GNA

[pate]

No pressure, Jourch...

[21st Century Man]

Geez, I just turned the show on.  This guest is stuttering like crazy.  Mel Tillis' English cousin?  Maybe he should try singing his answers.

[pate]

imagineary (sp) Jorch:  "... how dwe yew fix a rig/rig a fish ... :"


GNS

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDCm8fhl-50