George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan Cena]

Jorck had a Kaiman lizard once, he threw it at the wall when it hissed at him...

He was mad it didn't change color like he thought it would.

[pate]

No, no...

Fryer, fryer, fryer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6K2OKJKY0

euh, hehe-heh

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What I wouldn't give for a good Springheel Jack retelling.

[pate]

I like the bumper, Jorch.

Yew are not half the man that Art was, and yew ARenT, him...

[Juan Cena]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UuBAEBYcTk

"Tool Time" is what i Hate Radio should change C2C's name to.

[pate]

Jorch does bumpers for bumpers, here's yer Carnivora "live read"

[pate]

Gud, point Juan...

Have yew hurd 'bout KernIvora?

[pate]

Shidow>?

[Juan Cena]

What I wouldn't give for a good Springheel Jack retelling.

I'll settle for Bob the Doll.

[pate]

Shure, a big boy manufacture of microphones

[pate]

Jorch luvs steppin' on his guests, doan he?

[pate]

mumblety pegs? yew ever play that?

[pate]

Jorch, why doan yew STFU (that's Shut The Fuck UP) and let yewr guest speak?

[pate]

GUEST: Jorch isn't hooman, he's an igNooron

[pate]

Jorch:  They aren't angels or aliens, they are pordahls?

[pate]

Bigelow teas, Jorch is in seekrut talks to advertise on air for them...

[pate]

Jorch, yew like the Peppermint?  Eye doo too...

[pate]

Seekrut?  On air?  Another Dave first...

[NoMoreNoory]

Guest talks about the head of Lockheed talking about Dark Star.

Dave: Of where we which we think we do not know, right?'

Da fuck?!

[zeebo]

Blort-hurh-hurh, right... geez, shure... yew uhr buzee...

Dude this reads like the guy from The Abyss who was trying to type words from the bottom of the ocean.   

[pate]

Heh, I remember when the Nazis got into Moscow, right Dave?

Dave is an idjet!  Feed him whatever yew like

[pate]

Dude this reads like the guy from The Abyss who was trying to type words from the bottom of the ocean.   

I'm trying to document Dave Mal-Appropriate-isms, forgive me...

[Juan Cena]

Odds we have open lines next hour?

[zeebo]

I'm trying to document Dave Mal-Appropriate-isms, forgive me...

Haha, no probs, you did it perfect!   

[pate]

Dave, yew are an idjet, everyone knows Hitler went to Bolivia...

[pate]

Guest has Dave scramblin' heheh

[pate]

Jorch, wood yew like scrambled eggs for brake fast?  I'll serve it yup!

[Nick el Ass]

Wtf? This guest thinks Hitler lived, and became a Catholic priest in South America... and his friend took communion not once, but twice.

[pate]

Grate point, Noorie, naow axe a penetrating question!

Hehahah

[pate]

I thunk'd guest was trying to get to Antartica...

Jorch is clueless, as usual...