George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

Looks like makings of a good show tonite, with cool topics of electronic surveillance and ancient legends.  It might be listenable if we get lucky and George goes into LMH low-interference mode. 

Otherwise the suckage will likely counteract any coolness potential and it will be Xena Warrior Princess for me again tonite, which I can live with.

I have all six season on dvd, and I'm ready to start season 6... but it saddens me immensely that there was no Autolycus in the last two  seasons.

[Étouffée]

He actually got the name of the actor right as Louis Gossett Jr.  But he got the film title, "Stand and Deliver" wrong.

I've never seen that, but I really liked the movie about the Hispanic inner city high school calculus teacher.

See, I think he meant Edward James Olmos in Stand and Deliver.  Noory is making me lose my mind.  Thank god for July 20!  Maybe I'll watch "To Sir, With Love".

(Oh, there we are!)

[136 or 142]

See, I think he meant Edward James Olmos in Stand and Deliver.  Noory is making me lose my mind.  Thank god for July 20!  Maybe I'll watch "To Sir, With Love".

(Oh, there we are!)

I don't believe so. He mentioned that the character was a 'tough school principal' which fits the other film, Olmos played a kindly teacher.  He got the two titles mixed together.

[ItsOver]

Looks like makings of a good show tonite, with cool topics of electronic surveillance and ancient legends.  It might be listenable if we get lucky and George goes into LMH low-interference mode. 

Otherwise the suckage will likely counteract any coolness potential and it will be Xena Warrior Princess for me again tonite, which I can live with.

Zeeb, when it comes to a Jorch show being listenable, remember the old saying about repeating something and expecting something different.  Don't become what you eat.

[zeebo]

I have all six season on dvd, and I'm ready to start season 6... but it saddens me immensely that there was no Autolycus in the last two  seasons. ....

Ah one of my fave actors, from both Evil Dead movies to Army of Darkness, Xena, Burn Notice and others. 

[zeebo]

I don't believe so. He mentioned that the character was a 'tough school principal' which fits the other film, Olmos played a kindly teacher.  He got the two titles mixed together.

I didn't hear it but the dude mixes things up so much who knows what he was really going for.  I'm gonna play it safe and assume he meant Ferris Beuller's Day Off.

[Nick el Ass]

Ah one of my fave actors, from both Evil Dead movies to Army of Darkness, Xena, Burn Notice and others.

I adore Bruce Campbell, and his books If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor and Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way are both awesome reads. Ash vs Evil Dead is going to be interesting when it hits Starz in October. My avatar has Bruce, Sam Raimi, and Rob Tapert who are all involved like they were with Xena and Hercules back in the good old days... and one can't forget The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. which was a fun show with a great cast that lasted one year. The people used the theme song for the damn Olympics after it got canceled too. 


/Evil Dead is the greatest trilogy ever made.

[136 or 142]

I really like Canadian actor Bruce Greenwood.

[Gassy Man]

I predict there will be no coup in North Korea in the next six months.

And what was with that creepy story about the poor lady whose husband committed suicide?

[Gassy Man]

"Cool kids" have always been bullies -- the whole idea of the social order is to keep everyone else down in order to stay up.  That includes viciously attacking those perceived kinder, weaker, or more vulnerable, both for personal gain and to make an example of those people for others.

[trostol]

I predict there will be no coup in North Korea in the next six months.

And what was with that creepy story about the poor lady whose husband committed suicide?

yeah tonight's show starting out really morbidly

[136 or 142]

I predict there will be no coup in North Korea in the next six months.

And what was with that creepy story about the poor lady whose husband committed suicide?

I could see a coup in North Korea soon.  China, North Korea's benefactor, is sick of the insane Kim family.

[trostol]

i believe it is just you Dave that has the attention span less than a goldfish

[Gassy Man]

I could see a coup in North Korea soon.  China, North Korea's benefactor, is sick of the insane Kim family.

Nah.  It's a dynasty there.  Kim is cleaning house to make a point -- and it's easier to deal with the monster you know than the one you don't.

[albrecht]

I didn't hear it but the dude mixes things up so much who knows what he was really going for.  I'm gonna play it safe and assume he meant Ferris Beuller's Day Off.

And the Ferris's principal's sad, perverted aftermath as a pedo freak. Very C2C considering some other guests also. But, I'm sure Norry would say it is a conspiracy. Then, again, Thats Hollywood!
-GNS

[Gassy Man]

Did George just mangle the word "communicating" in the C. Crane ad?

[Juan Cena]

yeah tonight's show starting out really morbidly

The average Noory show is sadder than karaoke night comprised only of songs by The Cure.

[NoMoreNoory]

I predict there will be no coup in North Korea in the next six months.

And what was with that creepy story about the poor lady whose husband committed suicide?

A wretched story. Very upsetting. But The Idiot has nothing to say about it. He doesn't have the guts to call out the stewardesses for their insensitivity, or the nous to link it to the other horrid story a couple of days ago about a plane that made an unscheduled landing to eject a passenger who was having 'issues'. The disruptive passenger was a teenage girl with autism that the blank face of officialdom could not cope with.
Noory has only one interest in the story: the pain of the woman.
And he followed it with the assassination of the North Korean official and followed it up with a teenage girl who committed suicide after being cyber-bullied. With each story, he has nothing to say, no issue to confront, no bigger picture to draw out or conclusion to draw, just the sordid details with no differentiation and barely a pause for breath between stories. Merely a recitation of misery.
One sick fuck.

[21st Century Man]

I can't believe they played the whole damn Paul Anka tune, Put Your Head On My Shoulder!   I was sick of the song in the 70's when it was used a lot on Happy Days.  How does this song relate to Coast To Coast?  There's no mystery to it.  Its just a lame romantic song that Jorch should only use when he is trying to woo a female guest.

[zeebo]

I can't believe they played the whole damn Paul Anka tune, Put Your Head On My Shoulder!   I was sick of the song in the 70's when it was used a lot on Happy Days.  How does this song relate to Coast To Coast?  There's no mystery to it.  Its just a lame romantic song that Jorch should only use when he is trying to woo a female guest.

I have the timing down so I basically miss all of Noory's bumpers.  I can't risk hearing even the first few bars of "Don't Know Much About History" or "Breakin' Up Is Hard To Do" as I'm likely to go all "Hulk Smash" on my poor radio.

[21st Century Man]

I have the timing down so I basically miss all of Noory's bumpers.  I can't risk hearing even the first few bars of "Don't Know Much About History" or "Breakin' Up Is Hard To Do" as I'm likely to go all "Hulk Smash" on my poor radio.

LOL. I've got a soft spot for Sam Cooke but I wish he would choose another song of his like Chain Gang.

[21st Century Man]

Shows pretty interesting tonight. I've always been fascinated with the Anasazi Indians and the parallel universe theory.  I first read about it, in of all places, a couple of Louis L'amour Westerns when I was a kid.  I later wrote a short story for college, UGA, based on the legends.  Got an A+ on it.  The professor set me aside and told me I should write.  I didn't take her up on it though I played around with the idea for a little bit.  I'm too impatient to be a writer.  I wrote a couple of horror western stories. One of them was called The Wind.  Wind being a metaphor for the Grim Reaper aka Death.  It was very atmospheric. The wind blowing through the canyons and if you listened close enough you would hear the screams of the damned.

[Juan Cena]

Nah.  It's a dynasty there.  Kim is cleaning house to make a point -- and it's easier to deal with the monster you know than the one you don't.

Now they're saying the dude may not have been executed.

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2015/05/13/North-Korea-defense-chief-was-purged-maybe-not-executed-says-Seouls-spy-agency/1931431522581/

[WOTR]

I don't know why they don't just ask the night-time janitor to step in.  Maybe he already did.

Why would you say such a thing.  Has the program showed a marked improvement lately?

[Northern Nights]

He actually got the name of the actor right as Louis Gossett Jr.  But he got the film title, "Stand and Deliver" wrong.

I've never seen that, but I really liked the movie about the Hispanic inner city high school calculus teacher.

Edit: I'm wrong again, I'll blame it on Dave for bringing up the name "Stand By Me." "Stand and Deliver" is the film about the calculus teacher played by Edward James Olmos. Wonderful film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094027/?ref_=nv_sr_1
The movie about the inner city school principal is "Lean on Me" with Morgan Freeman (who Dave correctly named.)

"Stand and Deliver" is also the name of a godawful song by Adam and the Ants.  Again, we can blame Dave for bringing it to mind.

[21st Century Man]

"Stand and Deliver" is also the name of a godawful song by Adam and the Ants.  Again, we can blame Dave for bringing it to mind.

And with that reference, I'm going to post this song.  Jorch, you can use it for a bumper next time LMH comes on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z7fV-wB2z8

[136 or 142]

LOL. I've got a soft spot for Sam Cooke but I wish he would choose another song of his like Chain Gang.

Hey! "Don't Know Much" is Dave's theme song!

[136 or 142]

"Stand and Deliver" is also the name of a godawful song by Adam and the Ants.  Again, we can blame Dave for bringing it to mind.

The only song I've ever heard of by them (him?) is "Goody Two Shoes."

[21st Century Man]

Hey! "Don't Know Much" is Dave's theme song!

Hmmm.  You make a good point.

[Étouffée]

yeah tonight's show starting out really morbidly

and then he hadda throw in the bees dying.  Bees, dude.