George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

George could be talking about something like the fact that today is the 79th anniversary of Mrs. Inge Lehmann finding out the Earth has an inner core, or how she could serve as an inspiration in the scientific field to many women today. Then again, he would actually have to do some work so he would probably be like "fuck it, Tommy. Let's get Hoaxland and some health nut..." and Noory is currently running on autopilot with another repeat guest from what you guys are saying. Such a shame.

[Juan Cena]

Keeps using exactly the same phrases he used a few weeks ago, 'By dumb luck' being one of them. And Dave is giving it the full 'Jeesh' treatment like he never heard it before, so he either doesn't remember or doesn't care and thinks his audience is too dumb to notice.

And this is why we get on your back, Dave: sheer dumb, amateurish laziness.

-DNS

My brother works for an egg supplier. He said he had heard from several big companies this week looking to find a different source of their eggs which they had been getting from Iowa.

[Corona Kitty]

I always tune out on these health shows

[Alienigma]

Education failure and generational dumbing down. Finally a topic George knows something about.

[PaulAtreides]

I think he's actually scheduled to come on once a month, sort of a standing gig as George's health advisor and/or infomercial connection.

I'm thinking George is setting all this up so he can sell a line of toooooomeric juice at The Dollar Store. 

[Alienigma]

George's "mmhmm" interjections make him sound like Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade.

[Alienigma]

"I am convinced, now more than ever, that taking care of your health is the most critical thing to do."

If it took you this long to figure that out then it's no wonder you look like a shambling sack of shapeless crap.

[PB the Deplorable]

I always tune out on these health shows

Me too.  Along with all the other shows

[Alienigma]

George: "Tell me about Samuel Blumenfeld."

Alex Newman: "I can't speak highly enough of him. Unfortunately he's fallen ill and not doing well right now, so we're keeping him in   
                      our thoughts and prayers." (goes into a brief biography on Blumenfeld including his books on education)

George: "He's only 51 or 52 years old. What's wrong with his health?"

Alex: (laughing) "No, he's 88 now."

George: (stammering uncontrollably) "Ohhhh, there, there, there, there's two of them with the same name out there. Is, is, is...the one
             you, you, you work with...is he out of New York?"

Alex: "He's normally out of Boston."

George: "Oh then he's somebody else. I got information on the wrong Blumenfeld. I'm glad you're here, ha ha ha ha ha."

Alex: "Okay, yeah."

George: "Well, when you get in your 80's then you're up there."

Alex: (awkward pause)..."Yeah, no kidding."

George: "Then you're up there." (repeated in case we didn't understand that simple fact the first time around)


Yes Dave, once you're in your 80's you are definitely "up there".

[ItsOver]

What would Dave do without Google?

[Alienigma]

He'd probably be playing Candy Crush on his eye pad during the interview instead of googling George Noory Sucks.

[ItsOver]

He'd probably be playing Candy Crush on his eye pad during the interview instead of googling George Noory Sucks.

Ha, ha, ha.  Plus lots of dead air.  Sounds like an improvement.

[Alienigma]

Dave: "By the way, I did have the right Samuel Blumenfeld. Wiki has him born in 1963. Can't trust any of that stuff."

On top of that he didn't even know his own guest was a teacher until he told him during the interview. In all fairness there's no wiki article for Alex Newman so I'll cut Dave some slack.

[ItsOver]

Why PremRat continues to blow money on Dave's salary is beyond me.  I don't know why they don't just ask the night-time janitor to step in.  Maybe he already did.

[Alienigma]

I noticed someone edited the article after Dave said that. He must've asked the janitor to do it.

Okay, I've had enough comedy for now.

[136 or 142]

Is this guy's claim of doing 20 000 autopsies even plausible?

edit:  Hmmm.. he claims 17,500 of them were zoo animals in a blog he wrote.

Joe Nguchi, the coronor in the Charles Manson case, also did something like 20,000 autopsies.

[Little Hater]

Joe Nguchi, the coronor in the Charles Manson case, also did something like 20,000 autopsies.

If you mean Thomas Noguchi, he was Coroner for LA County from 1967 to 1982. If we give him every day of those years, that means he averaged 1333 autopsies a year, an average of 3.6 a day, every day, 7 days a week. I'll call bullshit on that, just as I do on Noory's fraud veterinarian.

[Dateline]

Here is my idea for a replacement for PremRat.  Call 1-666-QIK-TALK, the temporary service for talk show hosts.  Call us, we will call them, and they will talk for you.  Trained in Wiki, Signage, Remotes, Ad-Libs, and Index-Card Questioning.  Yes, we are patterned on the Norry approach to broadcasting.  In fact, he will be endorsing us, and we will have a regular segment just like Critical Health News.com.

Give Norry his day, let the PremRats play and call again 1-666-QIK-TALK.  Be sure and follow on Facebook, Twitter, and Linkend.

[UFQuack]

Probably will go on until the thread is locked.

In a way this thread is already locked... in Hell.

But I expect it will drop off only after Noory is no longer host.

Will he step down? Seems unlikely.
Will he retire soon? He keeps renewing his contract.
Will Coast to Coast AM simply end from declining listenership?
Will it have competition to take over?

These questions and more...as the saga continues...

[ManiacMatt]

George: "He's only 51 or 52 years old. What's wrong with his health?"

Alex: (laughing) "No, he's 88 now."

George: (stammering uncontrollably) "Ohhhh, there, there, there, there's two of them with the same name out there. Is, is, is...the one
             you, you, you work with...is he out of New York?"

Alex: "He's normally out of Boston."

George: "Oh then he's somebody else. I got information on the wrong Blumenfeld. I'm glad you're here, ha ha ha ha ha."

This happens and the Noorie expects us to believe that he goes into the studio/office at 2pm to begin show prep.  Yeah, sure...ok.

[ItsOver]

Dave's idea of show prep involves lots of doughnuts and turkey sandwiches.  He has that PX90 body to maintain.

[pate]

I think you all misunderstand Dave.  Remember his disability, he is not saying "prep" (preparation) he means "perp" (perpetration)

As in:

Dave: "I do four hours of show perpetration every day!"

GNS

[albrecht]

I asked him that.  I got my stream from my wife as a Christmas present.  I hardly use it anymore.


   george noory: There is a reason for that....lots of people like variety rather than one guest and IF the topic doesnt interest them..weve lost them for the night. At least with a split show, we get their attention

Yeah, right. Nothing, at all, to do with the short attention span and lack of interest/questions from Norry. Last night, as an example, of 8 hours of show prep:
Norry, again, had the wrong information about the guests former collaborator Bloomenfeld and seemed confused as to the guy's age and city of residence. Then some minutes later "blamed it on wikipedia." So much for show prep. He looked it up just then, most likely wrong guy with a similar name, and then claimed "we can't trust wiki." Why use it so much then, Norry?

Also, though I tend to agree with much of what the guy said about public education, I didn't like his "him and I..." usage at one point (though, admittedly, dealing with Norry can cause one to forget proper grammar.)
-GNS

[ItsOver]

I think you all misunderstand Dave.  Remember his disability, he is not saying "prep" (preparation) he means "perp" (perpetration)

As in:

Dave: "I do four hours of show perpetration every day!"

GNS

Makes as much sense as anything.  Maybe it works for Lisa.

[21st Century Man]

I think you all misunderstand Dave.  Remember his disability, he is not saying "prep" (preparation) he means "perp" (perpetration)

As in:

Dave: "I do four hours of show perpetration every day!"

GNS

Pate, is there something wrong?  You are writing in complete coherent sentences.  I'm shocked.

[zeebo]

Looks like makings of a good show tonite, with cool topics of electronic surveillance and ancient legends.  It might be listenable if we get lucky and George goes into LMH low-interference mode. 

Otherwise the suckage will likely counteract any coolness potential and it will be Xena Warrior Princess for me again tonite, which I can live with.

[pate]

Pate, is there something wrong?  You are writing in complete coherent sentences.  I'm shocked.

Yeah, my 'script for the Medicinal Bourbon that I keep in the LiqourMedicine cabinet ran out the other day.  I need to stop by the "pharmacy" for a refill...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziq2XnXUJj4

I might see Jorch there...

[Étouffée]

Last night George blurted out: "What about the teachers?  Remember that movie with James Earl Jones?  He played a teacher in an inner-city school. It was called Stand By Me.  Remember?" 

that Xena thing is sounding good. 

[136 or 142]

If you mean Thomas Noguchi, he was Coroner for LA County from 1967 to 1982. If we give him every day of those years, that means he averaged 1333 autopsies a year, an average of 3.6 a day, every day, 7 days a week. I'll call bullshit on that, just as I do on Noory's fraud veterinarian.

Sorry, several mistakes. (I should look these things up before trying to post based on memory)
From "Helter Skelter" Section: The Trial, August 19, September 6, 1970
Bugliosi "I'd brought out that Dolan had been in the latent prints section in the LAPD for SID for seven years, while assigned there conducting over 8,000 fingerprint investigations and comparing in excess of 500,000 latent fingerprints.  Fitzgerald now asked Dolan: "Correct me if my mathematics are incorrect but you testified you went to the scene of 8,000 crimes.  If you went to one a day, and worked an average of 200 days a year, you would have been doing this for 40 years."

A: "I would have to figure that out on a piece of paper."

Q: "Assuming that you went to one crime scene per day. Is that a fair statement, that you went to one crime scene per day, sergeant."

A:"No sir."

Q: "How many crime scenes did you go to per day."

A:"Anywhere, for two or three years there, between 15 and 20 a day."

So, I don't know if crime scene investigations take less time than autopsies, but this gives you some idea of the amount of work a police officer does (or did) in a day.

[136 or 142]

Last night George blurted out: "What about the teachers?  Remember that movie with James Earl Jones?  He played a teacher in an inner-city school. It was called Stand By Me.  Remember?" 

that Xena thing is sounding good.

He actually got the name of the actor right as Louis Gossett Jr.  But he got the film title, "Stand and Deliver" wrong.

I've never seen that, but I really liked the movie about the Hispanic inner city high school calculus teacher.

Edit: I'm wrong again, I'll blame it on Dave for bringing up the name "Stand By Me." "Stand and Deliver" is the film about the calculus teacher played by Edward James Olmos. Wonderful film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094027/?ref_=nv_sr_1
The movie about the inner city school principal is "Lean on Me" with Morgan Freeman (who Dave correctly named.)