George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

I kinda like Tommy now. We share the same shitty attitude. I'd tell people to google it too. I have no beef with Tommy. Whatever beef I had towards him is squashed like a cat under Falkie's ass.

[Heather Wade]

He says it as if by hating him we are destroying our lives.  No, Dave, it is cathartic to discuss how bad you are.  Many listeners think you suck, and how do you think we found our way to BellGab?  By typing, "I'm a hater" into google?  No.  It was "George Noory Sucks" that brought all of these like minds together.  We celebrate our dislike of how you ruined a once great program.  Don't get it twisted.

I'm not falling for your compliments. 

[PB the Deplorable]

He says it as if by hating him we are destroying our lives.  No, Dave, it is cathartic to discuss how bad you are.  Many listeners think you suck, and how do you think we found our way to BellGab?  By typing, "I'm a hater" into google?  No.  It was "George Noory Sucks" that brought all of these like minds together.  We celebrate our dislike of how you ruined a once great program.  Don't get it twisted.

I'm not falling for your compliments.

Brilliant..

[coaster]

Brilliant..

I see what you did there.

[ManiacMatt]

He says it as if by hating him we are destroying our lives.  No, Dave, it is cathartic to discuss how bad you are.  Many listeners think you suck, and how do you think we found our way to BellGab?  By typing, "I'm a hater" into google?  No.  It was "George Noory Sucks" that brought all of these like minds together.  We celebrate our dislike of how you ruined a once great program.  Don't get it twisted.

I'm not falling for your compliments.

I couldn't have said it better! 

[Heather Wade]

Brilliant..

Ha, my brilliance is outshined by your Eye Pad cartoons. 

[popple]

Inspired by Bateman's GN look alike avatar

[pyewacket]

He says it as if by hating him we are destroying our lives.  No, Dave, it is cathartic to discuss how bad you are.  Many listeners think you suck, and how do you think we found our way to BellGab?  By typing, "I'm a hater" into google?  No.  It was "George Noory Sucks" that brought all of these like minds together.  We celebrate our dislike of how you ruined a once great program.  Don't get it twisted.

I'm not falling for your compliments.

Flawless logic, (Redacted)! I don't think anyone could have said it better.

This is how I feel when I hear Dave on the radio...does this make me a hater, too?

[Heather Wade]

Flawless logic, (Redacted)! I don't think anyone could have said it better.

This is how I feel when I hear Dave on the radio...does this make me a hater, too?

Yes, it does.  That makes us haters #14 & 15.  I think. 

And, who secretly wrote Dave a love note saying "ooooo, I love you Dave but cannot publicly say that on BellGab!"  No one.  Ever. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

He says it as if by hating him we are destroying our lives.  No, Dave, it is cathartic to discuss how bad you are.  Many listeners think you suck, and how do you think we found our way to BellGab?  By typing, "I'm a hater" into google?  No.  It was "George Noory Sucks" that brought all of these like minds together.  We celebrate our dislike of how you ruined a once great program.  Don't get it twisted.

I'm not falling for your compliments.

You are brilliant of course Redacted,  but Noory was doing his customary backpeddling by complimenting you when he was the one  who provoked that shitstorm of a video. It's a typical Snoory maneuver - provoke infighting among forum members. It worked before but I doubt it's going to work here because there are too many people around who remember Fantastic Forum. We know George. He isn't a nice guy, and his compliments mean squat. I don't hate him. I don't hate anyone. But I sure as hell hate the cynicism in his behind the scenes maneuvering.

[Morgus]

This facebook page popped up in an ad for me today:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stupid-Stuff-George-Noory-Says/209145875851432

[UnscreenedCaller]

This facebook page popped up in an ad for me today:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stupid-Stuff-George-Noory-Says/209145875851432

Stupid Stuff George Noory Says
April 28 at 12:58am ·
George Noory posted on Twitter today that
"something big and wonderful is about to happen"
Know what that is George?
Art Bell is coming back in July!
‪#‎artbell‬
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Reading them through, I'm crying laughing. Whoever started this - brilliant!

[Nick el Ass]

This facebook page popped up in an ad for me today:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stupid-Stuff-George-Noory-Says/209145875851432

I had a fire George Noory page pop up recently, and chuckled uncontrollably. People can't stand the mustachioed moron from the motor city on those pages, or his own... and the people in charge of Coast don't seem to give a damn.

[pate]

This facebook page popped up in an ad for me today:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stupid-Stuff-George-Noory-Says/209145875851432

Apperuntlee he sed this (was posted Jan 14, 2014) last year:

GN:  "Dog gone it Robert we have people wanting to know about the white Sasquatches in Africa"

Put that one in the soundboard somebody.  Please

GNS

(I am hater #XYZ)

[Heather Wade]

You are brilliant of course Redacted,  but Noory was doing his customary backpeddling by complimenting you when he was the one  who provoked that shitstorm of a video. It's a typical Snoory maneuver - provoke infighting among forum members. It worked before but I doubt it's going to work here because there are too many people around who remember Fantastic Forum. We know George. He isn't a nice guy, and his compliments mean squat. I don't hate him. I don't hate anyone. But I sure as hell hate the cynicism in his behind the scenes maneuvering.

Art Bell fans are all brilliant in their own way.  Except maybe one I will not name, lol.  Dave's transparent tactics fail, and his compliments just make him look even creepier.  His behind the scenes maneuvering are pure Hollywood sleaze that stinks for miles, we agree on that!

[Jorch Einstein]

What would you expect him to say?: 

"Well, she dyes her hair brown, with that and a little makeup she looks ok for her age most days.  She has nice tits but a little too much junk in the trunk for me.  What do you think, George?"  "Uhh, ab-shuh-loot-lee"

He could have been more tactful and said something along the lines of what Jorch said "She's a nice lady and nice looking," or something innocuous like that, instead of a smartass comment like "You know how to use google don't you?"

Ten-Ton Tommy also called Gabbers "idiots" and said "knock off the gay jokes." That was hilarious.

[Jorch Einstein]

Falkie neglected to answer one of the most burning questions concerning Jorch. Whether his coiffure is a wig or a dead rat. He could have put the speculation to rest by reaching over and snatching the unnamed thing off of Jorch's head. That would have made for riveting video.

[starrmtn001]

He says it as if by hating him we are destroying our lives.  No, Dave, it is cathartic to discuss how bad you are.  Many listeners think you suck, and how do you think we found our way to BellGab?  By typing, "I'm a hater" into google?  No.  It was "George Noory Sucks" that brought all of these like minds together.  We celebrate our dislike of how you ruined a once great program.  Don't get it twisted.

I'm not falling for your compliments.

HERE HERE!!!

[Jorch Einstein]

I wonder who the fifty people on here are who supposedly send Jorch compliments. Or maybe that's just part of his b.s. campaign to try and thwart the "haterz."

[Dateline]

Dave loves animals.  He wears one everday and pats it down for good measure.

[NoMoreNoory]

Perfect, Redacted.
'Knock off the gay jokes' is priceless. Way to bring on the gay jokes, Tommee.

Otherwise, that was pretty much a non-event. I'd like those 33 minutes back, please, Falkie.

Meanwhile, here is NMN's new avatar, as produced by the distaff side, who says Joorch has always made her think of this creature from The X Files, The Fluke Man.  Bizarrely, it turns out the episode in which it featured was called 'The Host'. She says it's Noory's pasty skin and 'worm-like' lips that do it. Not hating, mind you: just observing.

[aldousburbank]

Falkie neglected to answer one of the most burning questions concerning Jorch. Whether his coiffure is a wig or a dead rat. He could have put the speculation to rest by reaching over and snatching the unnamed thing off of Jorch's head. That would have made for riveting video.

Dude trust me, you don't want to do that!

[nextgen.fm]

Perfect, Redacted.
'Knock off the gay jokes' is priceless. Way to bring on the gay jokes, Tommee.

Otherwise, that was pretty much a non-event. I'd like those 33 minutes back, please, Falkie.

Meanwhile, here is NMN's new avatar, as produced by the distaff side, who says Joorch has always made her think of this creature from The X Files, The Fluke Man.  Bizarrely, it turns out the episode in which it featured was called 'The Host'. She says it's Noory's pasty skin and 'worm-like' lips that do it. Not hating, mind you: just observing.

I was offended by Tommee wearing his sunglasses like that trying to look like george's bodyguard or something.  What's the matter Tommy?

[aldousburbank]

I was offended by Tommee wearing his sunglasses like that trying to look like george's bodyguard or something.  What's the matter Tommy?

Hey, dude lives in El Lay!

[nextgen.fm]

Hey, dude lives in El Lay!

even indoors wow

[nextgen.fm]

He could have been more tactful and said something along the lines of what Jorch said "She's a nice lady and nice looking," or something innocuous like that, instead of a smartass comment like "You know how to use google don't you?"

Ten-Ton Tommy also called Gabbers "idiots" and said "knock off the gay jokes." That was hilarious.

It was a very awkward interview.  If I were Falk I would have asked Tommee to wait outside.

[Heather Wade]

I was offended by Tommee wearing his sunglasses like that trying to look like george's bodyguard or something.  What's the matter Tommy?

He's trying to hide the gay.  He comes off as a real ass; Ten Ton Tommie must be the bottom in that relationship.

[aldousburbank]

He's trying to hide the gay.

It's like hiding a fart.

[nextgen.fm]

He's trying to hide the gay.  He comes off as a real ass; Ten Ton Tommie must be the bottom in that relationship.

i really think Tommee is scared of gabbers or something.  He seemed very tense the whole time

[nextgen.fm]

It was hard hearing of how Totino's business went under and took him with them. 

And at 46 reinvented himself!