George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ManiacMatt]

On the 4/29/2015 Darkness Radio podcast, Dave Schrader was saying that he won't have David Paulides on again because Paulides demands that Dave read all of his books before he comes on again.  Schrader says he doesn't have time to read them all.

Schrader then says, "I don't know how George manages to read all of his books on Coast to Coast AM, but..."  His producer Tim Dennis interrupts in a quiet voice, "I think somebody reads them for him."  Then Schrader responds with, "Oh you think so and gives him the updates?"

Updates = 3x5 cards.  The Noorie doesn't have time to read.  He only does 8 hours of show prep!

GNS

[Nick el Ass]

Prepare to never stop laughing...

http://youtu.be/BI4xK5Q85cY

Why is it that Dave's nipples are so hard? The guy could cut glass with those things, or poke someone's eyes out.

[DocHolliday]

Why is it that Dave's nipples are so hard? The guy could cut glass with those things, or poke someone's eyes out.

This is just beyond uncomfortable and absolutely disturbing.  I really have to question the mental stability of all four of these people involved.

Falkie says "Free Art Bell" and then George seems to raise his hand in agreement/solidarity??

[Juan Cena]

On the 4/29/2015 Darkness Radio podcast, Dave Schrader was saying that he won't have David Paulides on again because Paulides demands that Dave read all of his books before he comes on again.  Schrader says he doesn't have time to read them all.

Schrader then says, "I don't know how George manages to read all of his books on Coast to Coast AM, but..."  His producer Tim Dennis interrupts in a quiet voice, "I think somebody reads them for him."  Then Schrader responds with, "Oh you think so and gives him the updates?"

Updates = 3x5 cards.  The Noorie doesn't have time to read.  He only does 8 hours of show prep!

GNS

So I take it Schrader won't be hosting C2C on the weekends again? 

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Watching the Senda-Noory interview, on his book Someone is Hiding Something, Noory says, "I came in toward the end of the book to add the UFO and the portal part." Hah.

[PB the Deplorable]

Tommy wearing the baseball cap was priceless, life imitating art.  Or something..

[starrmtn001]

https://youtu.be/ezI74z9RD4g

Goddammit Bateman, now my ears are gushing blood!!!!

[aldousburbank]

Tommy wearing the baseball cap was priceless, life imitating art.  Or something..

More rotund in real life though.

[pyewacket]

Hey! Klaus Nomi ripped her off!

OMG! I remember Klaus Nomi- way more stylish! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Yrg9xNSS0

[Izintit?]

Yes, Mr. Noory should come and sing at the next "My Little Pony" convention. 

Love the videos, especially the one with Mr. Noory singing.  He sure has talent.

Oh yeah, George is as good a singer as he is a talk show host. GNS

[PerfectTommy]

Prepare to never stop laughing...

http://youtu.be/BI4xK5Q85cY

It evokes an awkward combination of vindication, blitheness, contempt, and pity. Or maybe that's what I get from the four participants on-screen.

The singing vid though--the Dance of the Living Dead party, whatever the hell it was. Christ, that was just downright depressing.

[aldousburbank]

It evokes an awkward combination of vindication, blitheness, contempt, and pity.

Dude you just described my love life.

[Izintit?]

It evokes an awkward combination of vindication, blitheness, contempt, and pity. Or maybe that's what I get from the four participants on-screen.

The singing vid though--the Dance of the Living Dead party, whatever the hell it was. Christ, that was just downright depressingly.

Yes, I haven`t seen a dance that disturbing since the bar scene in that old Kate Beckinsdale movie `Snow Angels`.

[HappyMeal]

Can someone please explain to me who this Dave is that I see continually referenced on here.

[albrecht]

For a show with a "new direction" that consists primarily of alternative health and supplement shows I would think they would be bright enough not to show themselves in public or on screen. How in the world can anyone, after looking at Norry's pale and cadaverous body, and Tommy in general, think whatever supplements they are hawking work? And the "decision" to let some random fan/stalker interview them and, apparently, be invited in the studio? Bizarre.
-GNS but I actually felt some pity after watching that bizarre and awkward party video.

[aldousburbank]

Can someone please explain to me who this Dave is that I see continually referenced on here.

Dave's not home.

[onan]

Can someone please explain to me who this Dave is that I see continually referenced on here.

Noory was referred to by the name Dave Noorie by a news producer when asked to inform about late night radio. LoneVoice was the one who gathered the information.

[PerfectTommy]

For a show with a "new direction" that consists primarily of alternative health and supplement shows I would think they would be bright enough not to show themselves in public or on screen. How in the world can anyone, after looking at Norry's pale and cadaverous body, and Tommy in general, think whatever supplements they are hawking work?

I would tend to agree, but they've got their audience pegged. The folks want to believe and will probably never think that far ahead.

Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

[HappyMeal]

Noory was referred to by the name Dave Noorie by a news producer when asked to inform about late night radio. LoneVoice was the one who gathered the information.

Ha. Thanks for the info

Just found the original post too

[UnscreenedCaller]

And the "decision" to let some random fan/stalker interview them and, apparently, be invited in the studio? Bizarre.
-GNS but I actually felt some pity after watching that bizarre and awkward party video.

It was Dave's usual strategy of divide and conquer that he's used on Fantastic Forum and tried to use here, i.e. how many posters 'secretly email him' telling him they like him but are afraid to post that on Bellgab, or how there are 25 haters here and everyone else is nice and supports him. His shtick is being the 'nice guy', the guy who sends a check to a fan/stalker for glasses or helps some woman in Hawaii who may be losing her home (I have a long memory), and when they're no longer of any use to bolster the nice guy image, you never hear about them again. He got a little free publicity, he neutralized the guy who was making anti Noory videos, he got his name mentioned all over the forum and he got to trot out the nice guy act on video. I'd say it was a win-win for Dave.

[Izintit?]

It was Dave's usual strategy of divide and conquer that he's used on Fantastic Forum and tried to use here, i.e. how many posters 'secretly email him' telling him they like him but are afraid to post that on Bellgab, or how there are 25 haters here and everyone else is nice and supports him. His shtick is being the 'nice guy', the guy who sends a check to a fan/stalker for glasses or helps some woman in Hawaii who may be losing her home (I have a long memory), and when they're no longer of any use to bolster the nice guy image, you never hear about them again. He got a little free publicity, he neutralized the guy who was making anti Noory videos, he got his name mentioned all over the forum and he got to trot out the nice guy act on video. I'd say it was a win-win for Dave.

Amen. We`ve seen this act before.

[b_dubb]

George Noory has a new dog. Not a puppy. An old dog. But it's faithful to whoever leaves him food in his bowl.

[NoMoreNoory]

Meanwhile, back at The Suckerage, tonight's informed discussion features a litigation attorney and founder of the Banking Institute talking about alternate cancer treatments.....

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It evokes an awkward combination of vindication, blitheness, contempt, and pity. Or maybe that's what I get from the four participants on-screen.

The singing vid though--the Dance of the Living Dead party, whatever the hell it was. Christ, that was just downright depressing.

Being a public figure has got to really suck sometimes.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Meanwhile, back at The Suckerage, tonight's informed discussion features a litigation attorney and founder of the Banking Institute talking about alternate cancer treatments.....

From that description, it sounds like he should be at the other end of a litigation suit.

[akwilly]

gotta admit i want to hear tomarrows show about the alien slides

[Juan Cena]

Loran Weinstein deflated Dave's internet disaster story .

[nooryisawesome]

Noory is delusional. He believes that pretty much everyone who has listened to him, thinks he is doing a great job. Yet, there are 10 million + weekly listeners that no longer tune in to C2C. Those 10 million + generally faithfully tuned in every week. Just because they do not actively come on bellgab and "hate on" Nooron does not mean they like Noory's show. In fact they hate Noory so much they have chosen to completely ignore him all together, in some ways they hate him more than bellgabbers.

[21st Century Man]

Tuned back in to listen to the last half of the show.  Eno is an excellent guest.  Too bad he was not on for 3 hours.  Noory really needs to put a lid on the conspiracy and infomercial crap.  The split show format really sucks, George.

[Jorch Einstein]

I'm watching a lame Ancient Aliens from a week or so ago, and Jorch is on it. He's speculating about missing people and he says, "They have no idea where they've gone. Have they fallen into portals? Have they been beamed up?" Wow, such insight Jorch. And History Channel pays you to come up with this crap? Maybe an angel flew out of a portal and abducted them. I wish a demon would fly out of Tommy's bunghole and abduct Jorch.