George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Izintit?]

If I had a facebook account I'd be tempted to post the following under "Possessed Doll Causes Illness".

If you nut on it's face you get 7 years of good luck.

The mystery of how Noory holds on to the Coast job finally solved!

[inuk2600]

If I had a facebook account I'd be tempted to post the following under "Possessed Doll Causes Illness".

If you nut on it's face you get 7 years of good luck.

https://www.facebook.com/coasttocoastam/posts/10153187266887349

[Jorch Einstein]

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And,possibly,since he was media-connected,he saw video copies of both the 'Made-for-T-V'Pilot/salvage job done of Dr.Strange shown in the late '70's.
Und,an series of 'Rock-Progressive' broadcast audio's of an record by Pierre Henri of an Musique Concrete reading/collage of the english narrative of the translated "Thibetan Bk O'The Dead".
"B_B"

Le Voyage by Pierre Henry is a great piece.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiRK1vUbHNk

But for his musique concrete listening, Jorch prefers Parmegiani. He played this piece on air once, after Dancing Queen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TcLzIm7rWY

[Nick el Ass]

If I had a facebook account I'd be tempted to post the following under "Possessed Doll Causes Illness".

If you nut on it's face you get 7 years of good luck.

Is it like a mirror when you break it you get 7 years of bad luck too?!?

[inuk2600]

Is it like a mirror when you break it you get 7 years of bad luck too?!?

Only good luck from hitting it with a wad.

[Juan Cena]

https://www.facebook.com/coasttocoastam/posts/10153187266887349

Oh crap! We've found Bob the Doll a girlfriend!

[Nick el Ass]

Oh crap! We've found Bob the Doll a girlfriend!

That doll has more personality than Dave, and should be the new host of C2C. 

[21st Century Man]

Another week of suck. There's not a single topic this week that I find interesting.  Just the usual fear-mongering and infomercial crap that's become the staple of Coast.  I've been listening less and less.  Please go, George.  You're not even entertaining me with your bumbling anymore.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Never thought this would be possible, but hopefully he has a better show than Knapp did yesterday (though to be fair it was mostly the guests that ruined it).

[albrecht]

Never thought this would be possible, but hopefully he has a better show than Knapp did yesterday (though to be fair it was mostly the guests that ruined it).

From some of the recent shows I wonder if there is some sabotage working on Knapp with regard to guests. Though it could be random circumstance and guests not used to being "up late" or in the the last case using some of the drugs they were talking about too much.

[Jorch Einstein]

Get ready for the suck! We'll get to learn about how "our minds have reality-shaping powers" tonight! That must not be true, because at this very moment I'm concentrating as hard as I can on psychically removing Jorch's rat/wig and stuffing it in his mouth so he's unable to do the show. Om...Om...Om...must concentrate.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I don't understand what's wrong with Listeria.  I use it to wash my mouth out every day. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Howard Bloom is the "Human Thinker" now?  Well, that is rare on C2C.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Yeah was just about to comment on that.  If the only qualifications you need to get on Coast are to be a human that thinks, this show is in more trouble than I'd thought. 

[Jorch Einstein]

The paparazzi caught Jorch riding to the studio on his new bike.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Fricken' George needs to move his program to Hay House Radio, radio for your soul.

[Gassy Man]

Who's the kiss ass that keeps telling George "wonderful question," regardless of how banal or obvious the question is?

[Nick el Ass]

Who's the kiss ass that keeps telling George "wonderful question," regardless of how banal or obvious the question is?

They all do. Dave is like a little puppy, and as long as you pet his belly... and throw him a bone a few times he will keep coming back.

[UFQuack]

Fricken' George needs to move his program to Hay House Radio, radio for your soul.

And this is what should happen to Hay House



Same old "positive thinking" tripe.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

I only believe in positive thinking insofar as I've seen studies that optimistic people tend to be healthier, but not this touchy-feely you create your own reality stuff.  If that were true there would be a lot more regular joes living in mansions with supermodel wives, for example.

[UFQuack]

Today's Affirmation: Mitch is a bitch, Mitch is a bitch, Mitch is a bitch

Mitch says to never blame people for thinking negative but the problem both Jorch and Mitch don't realize is that it is already implied in the whole positive thinking movement since its inception that "if you're not manifesting anything, you are doing it wrong." Obviously if there is such a thing as positive thinking then its opposite is also true, negative thinking.

Mitch also says that there needs to be more "civility" online and that people are too mean/unkind, but this is exactly what the governments of the world would love to have, little happy worms that never complain no matter what and won't speak up for themselves when they're stepped on.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

^Yeah it's almost as bad as fundamentalists who say people don't get healed from their illnesses because they don't pray hard enough.

[Morgus]

Noory is dumping another guest after only an hour tonight.
He is bringing in one of his regular fill-in guests for the last hour - Joshua P. Warren

[136 or 142]

Noory is dumping another guest after only an hour tonight.
He is bringing in one of his regular fill-in guests for the last hour - Joshua P. Warren

Well the guest was totally lame.

[MTB]

This guy didn't suck any more than average, yet he's getting the hook for Joshua Warren. I don't get it.

[136 or 142]

Anybody who advocates the gold standard sucks lemons.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory is dumping another guest after only an hour tonight.
He is bringing in one of his regular fill-in guests for the last hour - Joshua P. Warren

You know what that means.  It'll be Lionel Fanthorpe time before we know it.

[MTB]

Anybody who advocates the gold standard sucks lemons.

Agreed, but that must be about 85% of guests.

[nooryisawesome]

Noory is dumping another guest after only an hour tonight.
He is bringing in one of his regular fill-in guests for the last hour - Joshua P. Warren

That dude whores himself out to anyone. He is pathetic.

He spams darkness radio frequently calls in, spams the chat room, whores out to Jimmy church, launches noorys voice to space, willing to play stand by fill in guest, etc.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That dude whores himself out to anyone. He is pathetic.

He spams darkness radio frequently calls in, spams the chat room, whores out to Jimmy church, launches noorys voice to space, willing to play stand by fill in guest, etc.

He's turned his segment into an informercial for Dr. Mulder's Wishing Machine.