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Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 02:15:13 PM
seems all you can produce is hot air. useless. your intellect really seems to have gotten stuck at a _very_ young age.

Said the guy who thinks the Earth is 6000 years old, and thinks that Noah found two of every creature on Earth and put them in a big boat, who obsesses over  nonsense like the Nephilim, and who quotes from a book of fairy tales. Are you Annie from Alabama's son? Inquiring minds want to know.


From one of the 1 star reviews for Jorch's recent book, on Amazon:

"Not worthwhile, but it's amazing that a guy who can't even speak proper English on the radio, could even consider writing a small part of a book; the other two must have covered for him; I believe they call it ghosting. I must admit, the catchy, clunky title, "Someone is Hiding Something," had to come from him."

Sounds like he's pretty familiar with Jorch's incompetence.



ItsOver

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 02:51:50 PM
From one of the 1 star reviews for Jorch's recent book, on Amazon:

"Not worthwhile, but it's amazing that a guy who can't even speak proper English on the radio, could even consider writing a small part of a book; the other two must have covered for him; I believe they call it ghosting. I must admit, the catchy, clunky title, "Someone is Hiding Something," had to come from him."

Sounds like he's pretty familiar with Jorch's incompetence.
A fellow who is too lazy to read a book sure isn't writing any.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: pyewacket on March 11, 2015, 12:06:14 PM
I looked up Someone is Hiding Something on Amazon.

Product Details

    Hardcover: 240 pages
    Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing (February 17, 2015)
    Language: English
    ISBN-10: 1632207281
    ISBN-13: 978-1632207289
    Product Dimensions: 9 x 6.2 x 1.3 inches
    Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
    Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,583 in Books

It's a very recent book and has 16 reviews there- 11 being 5 star ratings. Not sure how well it will do as time goes on. Other review sites have none on this book - so far. 

How does this co-author deal go? I know I'm probably naive, but I thought they had to contribute a certain portion of script to the body of work to be credited. Any other small contributors would be acknowledged and footnoted on their quotes or contributing material. Any writers, here, who could explain this? 


PS- Will this qualify Dave to be interviewed on the book and have to answer questions about his theories? How about book signings?


According to Dave last night he is a co-tri author of the book, and yes he will probably interview himself about the book in the future... and suck at it. Dave: Your book is great, but I have to ask what was the most exciting part of the whole thing?

bound4bristol

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 11, 2015, 02:55:16 PM

According to Dave last night he is a co-tri author of the book, and yes he will probably interview himself about the book in the future... and suck at it. Dave: Your book is great, but I have to ask what was the the most exciting part of the whole thing?

Dave: Well Dave, I'm glad chew aksed me that! That's a brilliant quoostion by the way, I'll have to remember that one. Ha ha ha! Well, I's have to say the mosht exshiteing part of the whole thing was definitely the writing... of my shignatoor... on the ghost writers' publooshing contract!

Dave: That is so true!

Jorch said on the show last night he has one hater who keeps changing his email. One hater? Bwahahaha. "I've got a guy, he's in one of those chat rooms who don't like me," said Jorch. Hmm...so the chat room doesn't like him? Interesting.

Jorch then says that the guy changes his email everyday, then he says it's blocked and they don't read it. So which is it Jorch? If it's blocked, then you don't have the opportunity to ignore it. Idiot. Hey, whoever it is on here that is changing their email everyday in order to email Jorch, just get an IP Scrambler and then they won't be able to block your emails.

Jorch then goes on to say "Why don't they spend time perfecting their own life?" Like Jorch has perfected his? With the string of failed businesses and failed marriages? And a flagrantly incompetent, lazy performance on a radio show which has resulted in 2000 pages detailing his suck on bellgab, as well as other sources on the net constantly ridiculing him?

Then the arrogant jerk says, "And you know what's funny? They all listen, haha, they keep us number one." I don't know about other people, but I NEVER listen to Coast on the radio, and I sure as hell don't pay for it as an insider. I get it from other sources, when I can be bothered to listen.

So, up yours Jorch.

pyewacket

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 11, 2015, 02:55:16 PM

According to Dave last night he is a co-tri author of the book, and yes he will probably interview himself about the book in the future... and suck at it. Dave: Your book is great, but I have to ask what was the the most exciting part of the whole thing?

I expect he'll be plugging the book like mad. I'm curious to see if Dave will announce any book signings at his events. I suspect more fun to follow.  ;)


rzr1911

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 02:39:59 PM
Said the guy who thinks the Earth is 6000 years old, and thinks that Noah found two of every creature on Earth and put them in a big boat, who obsesses over  nonsense like the Nephilim, and who quotes from a book of fairy tales. Are you Annie from Alabama's son? Inquiring minds want to know.
I don't think that the Earth is 6k years old, and the bible doesn't say that either. It is a myth created by some stupid people who don't understand the texts correctly.
As for Noah, yes, I am quite sure something like this happened, because of all the quite similar flood stories worldwide.
I just learned that the Chinese sign for "boat" is constructed from the signs: vessel - eight - mouth (there were 8 people on the ark!), and Chinese sign for "desire, covet" = tree, woman - as if they were talking about Adam and Eve. It's quite fascinating.

So you're an atheist? I have come to realize that atheists are generally the most ignorant of people.
Let me give you a few quotes from Max Planck, the pioneer of quantum physics:

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.

As a man who has devoted his whole life to the most clear headed science, to the study of matter, I can tell you as a result of my research about atoms this much: There is no matter as such. All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particle of an atom to vibration and holds this most minute solar system of the atom together. We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 03:42:51 PM
I don't think that the Earth is 6k years old, and the bible doesn't say that either. It is a myth created by some stupid people who don't understand the texts correctly.
As for Noah, yes, I am quite sure something like this happened, because of all the quite similar flood stories worldwide.
I just learned that the Chinese sign for "boat" is constructed from the signs: vessel - eight - mouth (there were 8 people on the ark!), and Chinese sign for "desire, covet" = tree, woman - as if they were talking about Adam and Eve. It's quite fascinating.

So you're an atheist? I have come to realize that atheists are generally the most ignorant of people.
Let me give you a few quotes from Max Planck, the pioneer of quantum physics:

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.

As a man who has devoted his whole life to the most clear headed science, to the study of matter, I can tell you as a result of my research about atoms this much: There is no matter as such. All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particle of an atom to vibration and holds this most minute solar system of the atom together. We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.

Yeah, it's intelligent design. Bwahahahahahahaha. Whoever designed you was evidently brain-damaged.

bound4bristol

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 03:42:51 PM
I don't think that the Earth is 6k years old, and the bible doesn't say that either. It is a myth created by some stupid people who don't understand the texts correctly.
As for Noah, yes, I am quite sure something like this happened, because of all the quite similar flood stories worldwide.
I just learned that the Chinese sign for "boat" is constructed from the signs: vessel - eight - mouth (there were 8 people on the ark!), and Chinese sign for "desire, covet" = tree, woman - as if they were talking about Adam and Eve. It's quite fascinating.

So you're an atheist? I have come to realize that atheists are generally the most ignorant of people.
Let me give you a few quotes from Max Planck, the pioneer of quantum physics:

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.

As a man who has devoted his whole life to the most clear headed science, to the study of matter, I can tell you as a result of my research about atoms this much: There is no matter as such. All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particle of an atom to vibration and holds this most minute solar system of the atom together. We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.

...and so said he.


Praise be to rzr1911

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...and rzr1911 saw all that he had made, and it was very good

I love it when deluded, ignorant, religious wackos try to use science to back-up their asinine beliefs. It's pure comedy gold.



136 or 142

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 03:54:49 PM
I love it when deluded, ignorant, religious wackos try to use science to back-up their asinine beliefs. It's pure comedy gold.

I'm an agnostic, but I don't see how questioning the scientific belief that life can evolve from non life or wondering where conciousness or matter came from makes one an 'ignorant, reglious wacko'.

On last nights show.  I believe Noory said that they were getting a 'nobody there' message from Belzer, then said that they were calling the wrong number!

Why didn't Belzer call Noory?

bound4bristol

Quote from: 136 or 142 on March 11, 2015, 04:00:37 PM
I'm an agnostic, but I don't see how questioning the scientific belief that life can evolve from non life or wondering where conciousness or matter came from makes one an 'ignorant, reglious wacko'

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ProTip: Just check out any of many of the dumb-ass in question's quasi-theocratic diatribes

rzr1911

Quote from: 136 or 142 on March 11, 2015, 04:00:37 PM
I'm an agnostic, but I don't see how questioning the scientific belief that life can evolve from non life or wondering where conciousness or matter came from makes one an 'ignorant, reglious wacko'.
I like that. Being an agnostic at least is a logical decision. Being an atheist is just ignorant.

Jorch Einstein:
You're basically just a troll here. All you have done on the last pages is insult people, and some outright false claims about ancient text you obviously know nothing about. You haven't provided anything remotely interesting. For the sake of the other readers here, I'll probably just ignore your comments from now on if you're unable to provide anything intelligent - no 'food for the mind'.

yumyumtree

OK, I know George Knapp did a show on the Gottis not too long ago.  Evidently the author was this Anastasia guy.

I dont know about the rest of you because I haven't read the comments yet, but I was somewhat disgusted last night, not just with George who was inane as usual, what with his questions about Jimmy Hoffa, etc., but with the callers.  A lot of them were really buying into this "man of honor" meme and Gotti was all too happy to accomodate, with all the "man's man" and family values crap.  Maybe I'm being too hard on him, I don't know. Then there's the trick of dismissing anybody with a different version of events as being a snitch or of low character.  Then there's the impugning of the motives of law enforcement and others.  I swear these people could teach Alinsky things(maybe they did)
I don't know too much about Curtis Sliwa, except, of course, he founded Guardian Angels. If I lived in NY I might listen tohis radio show.  As it is, I heard him sub for Hannity a time or two and he seemed all right.  I suppose it's possible that the murder attempt or whatever juiced his ratings.  But to me it sounds more like the kinds of things that  Manipulative unrepentent criminal types say about their victims.

As for the old girl who called in saying how respectful they were of women, I'm glad she had a good experience.  She was probably really beautiful when she was young.  My hunch is that most of them respect SOME women--their mothers, nuns, women they hope to bed.  Women they're mad at or tired of, prostitutes, women of different races, not so much.  Just a hunch.

bound4bristol

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 04:15:21 PM
unable to provide anything intelligent - no 'food for the mind'

...say'th HE... rzr1911... THE ANNOINTED ONE on this day! Shall it be known for eternity!

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JOHN: for him hath God the Father sealed

Maybe the missing malaysian airliner is just stuck between rolls of tommees tummyflub, jorch's buddy hoffa might be in there too

albrecht

The best part of last night's show, besides Norry being uncomfortable with some of the comments of Gotti and his author, was how he didn't seem to understand that France is a country. France does not equal Paris. Norry kept going on and on about "from Paris" when talking with Belzer. Even though Belzer mentioned in past programs that he lives in a small town (I believe Bozouls, which is in Southern France.) Now, maybe I missed something, and he was calling from Paris for some reason- but I think he even said last night that he was in his town in south France and shortly thereafter Norry signed off with "talking with Belzer from Paris."
-GNS

WildCard

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 03:25:25 PM
Jorch said on the show last night he has one hater who keeps changing his email. One hater? Bwahahaha. "I've got a guy, he's in one of those chat rooms who don't like me," said Jorch. Hmm...so the chat room doesn't like him? Interesting.

Jorch then says that the guy changes his email everyday, then he says it's blocked and they don't read it. So which is it Jorch? If it's blocked, then you don't have the opportunity to ignore it. Idiot.

We had to deal with shit like this for years.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 02, 2013, 12:52:48 PM
Sent Coast to Coast an email describing how the show sucks. This was the response.

We are all laughing at how pathetic you are---btw GN will NEVER see yourmoronic emails lol

Not any more. He hangs on our every word.

If that's not enough, PM him. That's always fun.

-------------------
Help!
« Sent to: Gnoory on: November 13, 2013, 04:36:33 AM »
I need $1,000.00.
I have PayPal but Western Union would be better because I need it right away.
Thanks in advance.

Gnoory: Nice try  ask Art

Art already has fans. You don't. I'll pretend to be your fan for $1000.00.

Gnoory: what planet are you on chump..im doing just fine

"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."

But seriously, I know you're, "doing just fine". That's why I know you can afford to pay me.

Please George! I have SO much love to sell!

(No response from Gnoory, so I responded to his Burger King crown avatar.)
Hey Buddie!
« Sent to: Gnoory on: November 14, 2013, 03:30:40 AM »
Since you did not promptly respond to my request I was forced to change my Avatar.

2. king shit
someone who thinks they are more important than they are

someone whose attitude changed after something good or even bad happened
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=king%20shit

Now send me money!

WildCard

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 04:15:21 PM
Being an atheist is just ignorant.

Rubber, glue, me, you and stuff.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 04:15:21 PM
You're basically just a troll here.

I know you are, but what am I?

Izintit?

Quote from: 136 or 142 on March 11, 2015, 04:00:37 PM
I'm an agnostic, but I don't see how questioning the scientific belief that life can evolve from non life or wondering where conciousness or matter came from makes one an 'ignorant, reglious wacko'.

On last nights show.  I believe Noory said that they were getting a 'nobody there' message from Belzer, then said that they were calling the wrong number!

Why didn't Belzer call Noory?
Belzer was probably already on the phone with George Soros.

Dateline

The missing plane secret is tattoed under Norry's wig.  Somebody is hiding something.

Scully

Last night's second half was particularly buh-zarre.  Richard Belzer had been scheduled recently, but then was re-scheduled for yesterday's show.  At the beginning of the third hour, Noory told a tale of how weird it was that they had been unable to reach Richard at all.  Said his phone line had been disconnected (later mentioned that detail again to emphasize he really meant disconnected), and two phone calls to him had been forwarded to voice mail. He implied that something sinister was afoot.

At start of last hour, Noory said they were still working to get Belzer on. After a short break, Belzer did come on the line with no explanation for what had happened ... just apologized and said "I owe you an hour."  Noory eventually threw in that they had one number of Belzer's phone number wrong.

Before it was all over, with nothing at all of substance revealed about "the book," Belzer proceeded to stun Noory with quite a speech about all the naysayers on the radio who were always scaring people about the government getting them in a thousand different ways.  Noory said nothing.  Richard then said something quickly about "unlike you and David who don't do that."

Thanks to Michio and It's Over for letting me know neither of them know who the "David" in question is.  I'm still pondering that one.

Btw, almost forgot the wildest part of all ... Noory told Belzer that media had "just" reported Belzer's recent death. Even told him he would email him the story, and said, "I'm not joking."   Cruelest part of this is that last July Belzer's brother took his own life, and some reports confused which Belzer had died -- last July.

Is there no end to the sleaze Noory puts out?  Wait, don't answer that.  I don't want to know.  :P


Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 04:15:21 PM
I like that. Being an agnostic at least is a logical decision. Being an atheist is just ignorant.

Jorch Einstein:
You're basically just a troll here. All you have done on the last pages is insult people, and some outright false claims about ancient text you obviously know nothing about. You haven't provided anything remotely interesting. For the sake of the other readers here, I'll probably just ignore your comments from now on if you're unable to provide anything intelligent - no 'food for the mind'.

No, I've just been insulting you, because you're a bible-thumping troll douchebag. And your sacred text is a bunch of mish-mash from more ancient religions and cultures, and anyone that believes the fairy tales in the bible is obviously dumber than a box of rocks.

You should be proud that you and your buddy Jorch share a few things in common: your favorite book is The Bible, you both have severe mental retardation but are still able to function at a low level in society, you both crave Tommy's sweaty embrace.

Quote from: 136 or 142 on March 11, 2015, 04:00:37 PM
I'm an agnostic, but I don't see how questioning the scientific belief that life can evolve from non life or wondering where conciousness or matter came from makes one an 'ignorant, reglious wacko'.

On last nights show.  I believe Noory said that they were getting a 'nobody there' message from Belzer, then said that they were calling the wrong number!

Why didn't Belzer call Noory?

Positing that life came from an intelligent designer or creator is non-scientific and is "ignorant and wacko."
"Black," I say.  Ok, now is the point where you take the opposite view and say "White." See, I've seen many of your posts.

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