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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

zeebo

I need to know, does the recent change to daylight savings time affect any of this?


One thing about this guy's message intrigues me.

In his worldview, you know the Mormons are fucked.

Not to mention the Jews.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 01:20:41 AM
One thing about this guy's message intrigues me.

In his worldview, you know the Mormons are fucked.

Not to mention the Jews.

Not to mention everyone between 0 and 13 years of age and everyone else not in the faith.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 09, 2015, 01:22:23 AM
Not to mention everyone between 0 and 13 years of age.

Not to mention Carl Sagan.

zeebo

Just had this thought.  God was fortunate that man invented writing, or else when all this stuff happened no bible would have come out of it.


Nick el Ass

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 09, 2015, 01:13:45 AM
I sure as hell hope a real Christian takes this bastard to task.

Tommy wouldn't dare let a caller take a guest to task when the host refuses to do the same.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 01:23:31 AM
Not to mention Carl Sagan.

I have a soft spot for Sagan.  He made me smile every time I heard him talk.  His chances of being in heaven are far better than this charlatan's.

Cornelius almost smacked this bastard but he held back.  This guy keeps saying these verses are church doctrine but they are in fact the words of Christ. Someone needs to point that out to this asshole.

goldendeal

I will never forget JC calling in and saying  "Harold Cramping" over and over... Jorch finally corrects him and tells JC it's Camping, not Cramping  in which JC then says.. ...who? ;)

Neil

Laughed about the previously mentioned caller, saying hi to Dave.  Also, there must be just a handful of people calling anymore, which really says a lot about how many listeners must be left.  Somehow, Corny and the Amateur Astronomer get through seemingly every other show.  Also, a lot of callers mention how they getting through on the first try. 

This guest is proof that, in truth, there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Neil on March 09, 2015, 01:35:12 AM
Laughed about the previously mentioned caller, saying hi to Dave.  Also, there must be just a handful of people calling anymore, which really says a lot about how many listeners must be left.  Somehow, Corny and the Amateur Astronomer get through seemingly every other show.  Also, a lot of callers mention how they getting through on the first try.

Repeat callers and guests are a sign they are struggling to fill the time on all sides.

Nick el Ass

Oh, boy. Gay marriage chat... and Dave to his credit said to stfu.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 01:36:48 AM
This guest is proof that, in truth, there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross.

Nah, there are a lot of people who try to follow Christ's example.  We cannot hope to be as sinless as Christ but the effort is made.  However, the hypocrites and false prophets are legion.  Unfortunately these people get the airtime because they are trying to sell something for their own gain.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 09, 2015, 01:43:14 AM
Oh, boy. Gay marriage chat... and Dave to his credit said to stfu.

Good for him. Good he was paying attention.

PChirp

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 09, 2015, 01:43:14 AM
Oh, boy. Gay marriage chat... and Dave to his credit said to stfu.

Good God, something's stuck in Dave's crawl tonight.  What a shitty attitude to just cut off his guest.  Methinks he's got other annoying things on his pitiful mind tonight.  He's awfully curt with the guest---pitiful.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 09, 2015, 01:46:37 AM
Nah, there are a lot of people who try to follow Christ's example. 


I've been on this world a long time, and I've never seen one.

Nick el Ass

The callers are taking this fraud and Camping to task. I hope Dave realizes this show was a bad idea, and quits chatting with such idiots.

I hope to read someday that this man is struck dead by lightning or something brutal along those lines.

I wonder if the guest suspects Jorch is gay the way he was cut off like that from talking about gays.

"If he's not, then he's as good as gay, the way he cut me off," said Chris after the show.  "But I believe he is gay, the way he and Tommy flirted during the breaks."

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 09, 2015, 01:54:43 AM
I hope to read someday that this man is struck dead by lightning or something brutal along those lines.

My god, Jesus said to turn the other cheek and you're wanting this guy to suffer Dante's hell -- you'd like to smack him around, and now you'd like him to be "struck dead by lightning or something brutal along those lines."

You sound like a Shi'ite at war with a Sunni.

Don't ya'll chop one another's heads off.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 01:50:59 AM

I've been on this world a long time, and I've never seen one.

I go to a church where they teach real Christianity.  Non-denominational Pentecostal.  I don't agree 100% with the practices of the church such as speaking in tongues but their heart is in the right place.  I never liked any of the churches that I went to before. There was no passion or soul in the Episcopal, Methodist, Baptist, or Presbyterian churches that I tried.  Plus the doctrine was empty. Before last year, I had not gone regularly to a church since my childhood.

PChirp

Dave is certainly distracted and abrasive tonight.  It's obvious in his broadcast---what a dick.

GNS, as usual.   :)

Nick el Ass

The list of names at the end changed quite a bit again... and I'm wondering if C2C is starting to lose all their crew. Noory should be next.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 01:57:14 AM
My god, Jesus said to turn the other cheek and you're wanting this guy to suffer Dante's hell -- you'd like to smack him around, and now you'd like him to be "struck dead by lightning or something brutal along those lines."

You sound like a Shi'ite at war with a Sunni.

Don't ya'll chop one another's heads off.

LOL.  I'm not a violent man but I despise this type of "Christian" more than any other sect of the human race.  The thing is these people should know better but they continue with their charlatanry.  These people are the bottom-feeders of the human race.  So yeah, I lost my temper.  I know better and I guess I should pray to God to help me with the anger.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 09, 2015, 02:00:19 AM
The list of names at the end times changed quite a bit again... and I'm wondering if C2C is starting to lose all their crew. Noory should be next.


Fixed.

Praise the Lord.


I guess I shouldn't also be on the George Noory Sucks thread either. Not edifying to the soul but, dammit, I can't sleep at night very well and Coast is the only thing that's on and, well, the Noories suckage needs to be called to task.

  I also must confess that I am very much a man of the world. I have a dirty mind and I love rock 'n'roll.  I can't stand contemporary Christian music.  It's gonna take a looonngg time  for me to change for the better.  I am actively working on that now and I haven't tried in decades.

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