George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

Jorch still thinks Tri-Calm is "blue and white, and comes in a box."  Or is it "blue and comes in white box?"  Hell, Jorch is still trying to figure out where LA is located.

George knows where LA is. 

It's auff thuh Puh-siff-ick O-shun, just like it says on the cue card

[Major Ed Damien]

How long did it take for LG to realize he was on live radio with a lazy moron?  With first time guests at some point there is often stunned silence, a note of surprise in their voice, something to indicate the moment has arrived.

I almost feel sympathy for guests who come on just assuming someone hosting their own radio program is of at least average intelligence, prepares for the show, and is able to communicate - but of course it's their own fault for not checking to see what they are getting themselves into ahead of time..

Yep, Jorch is a real Improvised Explosive Device (IED) when it comes to the interviewing world.

You could easily end up with egg all over your face, with no chance of turning into a chicken, like Jorch talked about with the guest the other night who ate 10 eggs a day.

[Morgus]

Noory kept having LG make the sound his alien character made in the movie "Enemy Mine"
Noory responded a lot during his interview by saying "Yeah" "Yeah"

[goldendeal]

How in the hell do you follow Lou with a shitty second half about Mars?!? If George was smart he would have dumped the second guest, and had open lines all night.

Jorch needs to follow Lou with his boyhood crush Billy Mumy.  Jorch's other go to Hollywood star.

[michio]

Lou seems like a down to planet sort of guy with nothing to hide. Georgie, not so much.

Brother Corny called (truly a miracle he got through the busy phone lines) to ask that Louis Armstrong sing one of Georgie's favorite songs, 'What a wonderful planet.' It was almost as if Georgie was touched on the tush by (an angel sent to planet) Corny's lip service, so the song was played and the planet was in harmony and peace once more.

Georgie was so enamored by the riveting gargling noise Lou created for his 'Enemy Mine' character, he asked Lou to repeat it. Lou graciously obliged the simple mind that is easily amused. The simple act of kindness delighted Georgie and his sNooryites around the planet. I heard a childish manner of laughter in Georgie's crazed cackling.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

George seems like he has run out of energy in the second half of the show.

[Major Ed Damien]

Lou seems like a down to planet sort of guy with nothing to hide. Georgie, not so much.

I heard a childish manner of laughter in Georgie's crazed cackling.

Yes, it was much like the laughing whinny of a small child furiously rocking on his brand-new rocking horse.

[goldendeal]

Yeah, but, fellows, Jorch is the bigger star.

The Numbers Lady knows that.  She ran Jorch's birthday against Lou Gossett's, and Lou's star didn't even register.

Also, Jorch is mentioned in the Torah Code, and Lou didn't even play anybody who is in the Torah.

And don't forget Jorch is intimidating, bullying and frightening Richard Shaw and LA Marzulli into running his damn name through the Torah Codes, as if the fucking name Jorch Snoory would be in a text from within the 3,300 year old Hebrew Bible...That son of a bitch is one egotistical bastard

[Major Ed Damien]

And don't forget Jorch is intimidating, bullying and frightening ...That son of a bitch is one egotistical bastard

Sure, didn't you hear the menacing tone in his voice the other night when he had his little melt-down about his detractors in their "chat room"?

He sounded like a gangster -- wishing he had everybody's addresses.

Jorch is a thug-wannabe.

[goldendeal]

Sure, didn't you hear the menace in his voice the other night when he had his little melt-down about his detractors in their "chat room"?

He sounded like a gangster -- wishing he had everybody's addresses.

Jorch is a thug-wannabe.

Perhaps  JC was right all along when he describes Snoory's career as  " crime ridden "
The night he accused Jorch of stealing Art's wallet was a hoot....

[Major Ed Damien]

Perhaps  JC was right all along when he describes Snoory's career as  " crime ridden "
The night he accused Jorch of stealing Art's wallet was a hoot....

I don't know that episode, but I have gathered that Jorch is a real screwball.

His "no coincidences" belief, for example, is one component of a control freak nature.

I can imagine a former employee of his -- back when he was a news director -- fired for making a mistake of some kind and Jorch wrongly connecting the dots between other events and that mistake, so as to make it worse for the hapless worker.

The employee to this day probably remembers Jorch telling him of his personal unbelief in coincidences.

"I don't believe in coincidences.  So I'm gonna have to let you go." 

Control freaks, you see, need to believe that they can have control over all incidents -- all events, all happenings -- even the history of the activities of others in their orbits.

These types are all neurotically, and sometimes psychotically, ill.

[21st Century Man]

Coming to a theater near you.  George Noory in The Public Enema.  Planned Sequel is The Petrified Pizza Roll and the third in the trilogy will be The Big Sleep (with apologies to Raymond Chandler, Howard Hawks and Humphrey Bogart).

[goldendeal]

I don't know that episode, but I have gathered that Jorch is a real screwball.

His "no coincidences" belief, for example, is one component of a control freak nature.

I can imagine a former employee of his -- back when he was a news director -- making a mistake of some kind and Jorch wrongly connecting the dots between other events and that mistake, so as to make it worse for the hapless worker.



The employee to this day probably remembers Jorch telling him of his personal unbelief in coincidences.

"I don't believe in coincidences."

Control freaks, you see, need to control all incidents -- all events, all happenings.

These types are all neurotically, and sometimes psychotically, ill.

Exactly, Jorch’s professionalism in journalism is straight from his buddy Bill’s play book

http://youtu.be/IvEFeV92h6A

[Major Ed Damien]

Exactly, Jorch’s professionalism in journalism is straight from his buddy Bill’s play book

http://youtu.be/IvEFeV92h6A

I have clarified my earlier comment so that it makes a little more sense.

[goldendeal]

I don't know that episode, but I have gathered that Jorch is a real screwball.

His "no coincidences" belief, for example, is one component of a control freak nature.

I can imagine a former employee of his -- back when he was a news director -- fired for making a mistake of some kind and Jorch wrongly connecting the dots between other events and that mistake, so as to make it worse for the hapless worker.

The employee to this day probably remembers Jorch telling him of his personal unbelief in coincidences.

"I don't believe in coincidences.  So I'm gonna have to let you go." 

Control freaks, you see, need to believe that they can control all incidents -- all events, all happenings.

These types are all neurotically, and sometimes psychotically, ill.

Here is the episode, listen to what he calls Tommy...

http://youtu.be/1Sgy6CsbfSM

[Immy]

Maybe it's the funnier-than-average posts tonite, but for some reason I can't stop chuckling about the name "Jorch". It's so perfect. You could say it to him on the air and he wouldn't know the difference. Bravo to whoever first coined it.   

Happy Feb everyone!

JNS 

[Major Ed Damien]

Here is the episode, listen to what he calls Tommy...

http://youtu.be/1Sgy6CsbfSM

Wow.  An unscreened, unscripted, uncensored moment.  They are as rare as lips on a chicken in Jorch's controlled world.

What really drives Jorch nuts is that he has no control over the commenters on this site.  And they're all smart and funny as hell -- unlike his typical callers.  He can never know what we might say here.  We are not screened nor sanitized for his protection by Tommy

Everyday, like a child, Jorch winds up this Jack-in-the-Box of a site, and the clown he's afraid of pops out with new ridicule -- satire.

But he can't keep himself from winding the box, any more than a child can.

[Major Ed Damien]

". . .  for some reason I can't stop chuckling about the name "Jorch". It's so perfect. You could say it to him on the air and he wouldn't know the difference.

JNS 

You are so right, and it's why I have recently begun using the name "Jorch" exclusively. 

It has a universal and fun-to-say quality about it, which is hard to describe -- like "doofus."  The name "Jorch" almost wants to come out of your mouth on its own -- the way Jorch badly wanted the hot pizza roll to come out of his mouth.

[narcissist noory]

Listen to this son of a bitch once again make this interview about himself....only Jorch could interview a movie star and somehow make the entire interview about himself.

it's what narcissist sociopaths do!

[goldendeal]

Wow.  An unscreened, unscripted, uncensored moment.  They are as rare as lips on a chicken in Jorch's controlled world.

What really drives Jorch nuts is that he has no control over the commenters on this site.  And they're all smart and funny as hell -- unlike his typical callers.  He can never know what we might say here.  We are not screened nor sanitized for his protection by Tommy

Everyday, like a child, Jorch winds up this Jack-in-the-Box of a site, and the clown he's afraid of pops out with new ridicule -- satire.

But he can't keep himself from winding the box, any more than a child can.

I agree. Folks here at BellGab have the best wit and humor I have seen on the net.  It really gets me through the day reading some of these posts, most are excellent, and keeps me laughing.  Before I found this board I was hanging out at LA Marzulli’s blog for a long while, however, he has a no Snoory insult policy and shuts the comment section down any time a less than stellar comment is made about his buddy Jorch. This place is a MUCH better time.

[narcissist noory]

How long did it take for LG to realize he was on live radio with a lazy moron?  With first time guests at some point there is often stunned silence, a note of surprise in their voice, something, to indicate the moment has arrived.

I almost feel sympathy for guests who come on just assuming someone hosting their own radio program is of at least average intelligence, prepares for the show, and is able to communicate - but of course it's their own fault for not checking to see what they are getting themselves into ahead of time..

Excellent point and something I always watch for.
It took LG about 30 seconds to figure out he's being interviewed by a low IQ narcissist sociopath and respond accordingly

[wr250]

Here is the episode, listen to what he calls Tommy...

http://youtu.be/1Sgy6CsbfSM

jc calles noory the "2nd most dangerous person in america"
lmao

[PB the Deplorable]

http://youtu.be/1Sgy6CsbfSM

Right at the very end George tells JC he should be "uh-samed of yor-shelf"..  Yew tellum, George

[NoMoreNoory]

Jorch still thinks Tri-Calm is "blue and white, and comes in a box."  Or is it "blue and comes in white box?"  Hell, Jorch is still trying to figure out where LA is located.

Ha! Yes: ''it comes in blue in a white box'. I sent Jorch an email congratulating him on correcting the Vermont Vampire Teddy, before pointing out that in the Tri-Calm ad, 'it comes in a blue and white box' would make more sense and have the virtue of accuracy. I enclosed a helpful photo of Tri-Calm in its blue and white box.
I got a reply - probably from Tommee - telling me that 'many people' had listened to it and it was 'very clear' that Jorch was saying 'it comes in a blue and white box.
I believe it's called enabling.


-JNS

[ItsOver]

Ha! Yes: ''it comes in blue in a white box'. I sent Jorch an email congratulating him on correcting the Vermont Vampire Teddy, before pointing out that in the Tri-Calm ad, 'it comes in a blue and white box' would make more sense and have the virtue of accuracy. I enclosed a helpful photo of Tri-Calm in its blue and white box.
I got a reply - probably from Tommee - telling me that 'many people' had listened to it and it was 'very clear' that Jorch was saying 'it comes in a blue and white box.
I believe it's called enabling.


-JNS

Does Jorch still do the mangled Tri-Calm commercial?  I still hear it on other shows and, of course, the hosts read it correctly.  "Amazeen!"

[Wahnfried]

The interview with Paul Williams had the potential to be one of C2C's best programs in years. Of course it was squandered. Why is this idiot still on the air?

[albrecht]

The interview with Paul Williams had the potential to be one of C2C's best programs in years. Of course it was squandered. Why is this idiot still on the air?

I'm beginning to think Norry is also a part of Operation GLADIO (or other op) and by his ineptness now actual information about the "deep state" etc will be ignored or dismissed as a kooky conspiracy theory. 

I wish Paul Williams interview was better. He stumbled a bit and got a bit confused...likely due to having to deal with Norry's questions and bumbling style. I hope he, and the subject, is revisited by Art, 'Bateman', Knapp, Howard Hughes, or some decent host. Lots of information there and, really, needs to be addressed one country at a time to get into fully. (Turkey alone could be a many hour show. And, "of course", Italy, kidnapping and murder of Aldo Moro, Bologna bombing, the stuff in The Netherlands (Sam Klepper and John Mieremet), etc.) Peter Dale Scott would also be a great interview (again by a good host.)
-GNS

[Zetaspeak]

So I double checked and Noory indeed stop saying Art name at the end of Tuesday and Wednesday show.

Speaking of coincidence, Jorch once again needed to remind everybody that he didn't believe in coincidences which the second half guest replied with "There is always chance, even though it might be slim"

But the highlight of the night had to be this exchange with a caller
Woman Caller "We are having a blizzard here in Virginia"
Noory  replies "That's unusual!!" Jorch said confidently
Woman Caller "No, we get that a lot here"

Ladies and gentleman, your climatology expert Jorch Norry who has no shame in questioning scientists over climate.

[wr250]

So I double checked and Noory indeed stop saying Art name at the end of Tuesday and Wednesday show.

Speaking of coincidence, Jorch once again needed to remind everybody that he didn't believe in coincidences which the second half guest replied with "There is always chance, even though it might be slim"

But the highlight of the night had to be this exchange with a caller
Woman Caller "We are having a blizzard here in Virginia"
Noory  replies "That's unusual!!" Jorch said confidently
Woman Caller "No, we get that a lot here"

Ladies and gentleman, your climatology expert Jorch Norry who has no shame in questioning scientists over climate.

similar to "does a hurricane over Vietnam cause rain in Hawaii? "

[Wahnfried]

>>>similar to "does a hurricane over Vietnam cause rain in Hawaii? "

"They're building me a studio in Hawaii. It'll be finished soon."