George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[qaddisin]

here is a picture I have not seen



he must really like that pose

Candid shots of George Noory picking his nose.

[Major Ed Damien]

If "global warming" or "climate change" were real, then George's toupee would be frizzy.

It's not, hence George's smooth rug.

Hard science at work. 

[yoego]

Doh! snap! I forgot GNS on all those posts: forgive me bellgabers! I'm still getting the hang of making fun of him it.

[yoego]

God, this caller is like chicken little! the sky is falling the ice is melting the world is spinning I'm going to fall off oh no! for the first time ever the doomsayers will be right. what a waste a radio frequency

[yoego]

I'm going to whistle blower for you George, tweet tweet tweet you suck. actually instead of blowing the whistle it's more like hitting the gong. where's Chuck Berry when you need him?

[yoego]

that's all I can take for tonight guys its like shaving points off of you like you to listen to this idiot. have a good night and turn the radio down for your own protection!

[sydtron]

15yrd penalty for suckage!

[Major Ed Damien]

As is often the case, there's a germ of truth in Felix's silliness. We know the earth flips its poles from time to time and the results will be pretty wild when it happens again.
It's important to distinguish between 'climate change' and 'global warming'. Idiots like Noory assume global warming means it just gets hotter, so he cries foul every time we have a cold snap. Climate change follows from overall global warming and predicts changing weather patterns across the board: extreme cold, extreme heat, floods, drought, etc, and it's not hard to be convinced that's exactly what we're seeing. Then again, a clown like Noory can't distinguish between 'climate' and 'weather'.

How can George be afraid of clowns and yet BE a clown?

The answer is that there ARE coincidences.

[chiliace]

Having no recollection of that movie Hard Rain, it was weird to hear George replay what he referred to as a great scene from it, and give no context to it whatsoever.

pretty sure that was  Black Rain  with Michael Douglas. Not bad for the time.

[Major Ed Damien]

Why is this guy talking into his catcher's cup?

[zeebo]

that's all I can take for tonight guys its like shaving points off of you like you to listen to this idiot. have a good night and turn the radio down for your own protection!

Night yoego ... I'm stuck listening a while longer .. was gonna hit myself in the head with a hammer for fun, but I lost my hammer, so just listening to Noory instead.

[zeebo]

pretty sure that was  Black Rain  with Michael Douglas. Not bad for the time.

Oops yep I stand corrected.  I know I've seen that, but cannot remember a single thing about it except I think it was in Japan.  But in any case it did sound pretty random without any explanation from George, a supposed big fan of the movie.

[Major Ed Damien]

Disclosure would give me closure, unless Bigfoot keeps his foot in the door.

[Juan Cena]

I'm going to whistle blower for you George, tweet tweet tweet you suck. actually instead of blowing the whistle it's more like hitting the gong. where's Chuck Berry when you need him?

Hopefully with Maybeline  or Nadine and not off playing with his ding-a-ling.

[Major Ed Damien]

This guest not only speaks into his catcher's cup but also has an obsession with blonde couples.

He sounds dangerous.

[Juan Cena]

This guest not only speaks into his catcher's cup but also has an obsession with blonde couples.

He sounds dangerous.

Hitler was obsessed with blondes too, so you're probably right.

[nooryisawesome]

Holiday season means it is time to watch this classic.

[zeebo]

Holiday season means it is time to watch this classic.

A Christmas Noory?  Yuletide cheer sad.

[Major Ed Damien]

Sitchens always keeps me in stitchens.

[zeebo]

Sitchens always keeps me in stitchens.

This guest just dissed on Sitchens's academic methods.  Given George's sentimental attachment to his work, I think this guest may develop some "phone problems" that will require him getting bumped soon.

[Morgus]

Holiday season means it is time to watch this classic.

Noory is a TURKEY year round... 

[Major Ed Damien]

This guest just dissed on Sitchens's academic methods.  Given George's sentimental attachment to his work, I think this guest may develop some "phone problems" that will require him getting bumped soon.

Yep.

Only a son-of-a-bitch pisses on the Sitch.

You diss the Sitch, and you're going to get ditched.

[PB the Deplorable]

I was going to say I'm ashamed to admit, but then I realized I'm really proud to admit... since I try not to listen to this idiot... I have no idea about the origin of the pizza roll mythology if somebody could clue me in with the recap that would be awesome...

Here's George's story, in his own words

George Noory's Pizza Roll Story

[jazmunda]

I just don't know how you guys do it night after night listening to George. I find it hard enough just reading about it in this thread.

[bateman]

I just don't know how you guys do it night after night listening to George. I find it hard enough just reading about it in this thread.

Same. You know exactly what you're in for night after night.

[Major Ed Damien]

I just don't know how you guys do it night after night listening to George. I find it hard enough just reading about it in this thread.

Are you kidding?

George Noory's show is like "Captain Kangaroo" meets "Plan Nine from Outer Space" meets a lobotomy.

It's a car wreck in outer space with bumper music.

[Major Ed Damien]

This is Texas Super Food for your fuckin' mind.

[zeebo]

Yeah it's kind of like watching those shows of epic fail videos.  Noory's fails are strangely entertaining.  He seems to blow it in such odd ways that it becomes a kind of sport, like birdwatching e.g. "Ooh, I just spotted the red-tailed word-mangler" or "Isn't that the common missing-research sparrow?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Yeah it's kind of like watching those shows of epic fail videos.  Noory's fails are strangely entertaining.  He seems to blow it in such odd ways that it becomes a kind of sport, like birdwatching e.g. "Ooh, I just spotted the red-tailed word-mangler" or "Isn't that the common missing-research sparrow?"

Don't forget the full-throated conspiracy booby.

[Major Ed Damien]

MANSON:  "You got any more questions, Dip-shit?"

NOORY:  "Yes, Charlie . . . where do you get your passion?"

MANSON:  "I get it up your ass -- the same place I get my sex."