George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

I'm kinda in the mood for a sucky show tonite, and looks like the c2c crew will not disappoint, promising JP Warren level suckage, followed by sucky Noory open lines.  To get primed though, I'm kicking things off with a nice sucky "Killing Bigfoot".  Friday suck-fest is all but guaranteed.

[ZHero]

I'm kinda in the mood for a sucky show tonite, and looks like the c2c crew will not disappoint, promising JP Warren level suckage, followed by sucky Noory open lines.  To get primed though, I'm kicking things off with a nice sucky "Killing Bigfoot".  Friday suck-fest is all but guaranteed.

The suckage will be legendary! 

[Juan Cena]

Of course Snorge starts out with the high school shooting.

[PChirp]

The suckage will be legendary!

He's already having trouble speaking...yep, we're off to another suckfest for sure.   

[ZHero]

JPW is retarded. Seriously.

[Juan Cena]

Snorge defending Toys R Us isn't a shock. Premier and TRU are both owned by BAIN Capitol, iirc.

[nextgen.fm]

Let's hope George's guests desert him and he is forced to take calls!

[Juan Cena]

Chucky Halloween Prank 2013 !!

George, can you point to where Tommee touched you on the doll?

[zeebo]

He's already having trouble speaking...yep, we're off to another suckfest for sure.   

They're playing my all-time most hated bumper, that friggin whistlin' Scorpions ballad, which is suckage-consistent.

[b_dubb]

Bruno & Medium - Funniest movie scene ever

The rusty trombone.  Bruno is hardcore. 

George sucks that hard.  Except that he isn't hysterically funny when he is sucking.

[PChirp]

They're playing my all-time most hated bumper, that friggin whistlin' Scorpions ballad, which is suckage-consistent.

Yeah, well Zeeb it could well have been "Red Rubber Ball" and what are you gonna do?!?  WTF?  It's as if he picks the first two hours of bumpers and then lets Tommy et al pick the rest of the show.  You can always tell when Jorch isn't involved cause it's decent music.  Skeeter Davis and MacArthur Park and you know who's running the show. Ugh!   

[Designx]

They're playing my all-time most hated bumper, that friggin whistlin' Scorpions ballad, which is suckage-consistent.

God I hate that song.

[zeebo]

Yeah, well Zeeb it could well have been "Red Rubber Ball" and what are you gonna do?!?  ....

That friggin RRB was on the other night.  I'd rather hear Robert the Doll's "scary giggle".   :

[136 or 142]

Yeah, well Zeeb it could well have been "Red Rubber Ball" and what are you gonna do?!?  WTF?  It's as if he picks the first two hours of bumpers and then lets Tommy et al pick the rest of the show.  You can always tell when Jorch isn't involved cause it's decent music.  Skeeter Davis and MacArthur Park and you know who's running the show. Ugh!   

Don't diss "Red Rubber Ball" Paul Simon wrote it.

[Juan Cena]

Yeah, well Zeeb it could well have been "Red Rubber Ball" and what are you gonna do?!?  WTF?  It's as if he picks the first two hours of bumpers and then lets Tommy et al pick the rest of the show.  You can always tell when Jorch isn't involved cause it's decent music.  Skeeter Davis and MacArthur Park and you know who's running the show. Ugh!   

Skeeter Davis isn't bad. MacArthur Park is definetly one of the lamest songs of all time.

[136 or 142]

PurpleChirple

I should have known you'd bid me farewell, there's a lesson to be learned from this and I've learned it very well.

[Juan Cena]

That friggin RRB was on the other night.  I'd rather hear Robert the Doll's "scary giggle".   :

Nah, it was Tommee giggling as he poked Snorge with a pizza roll.

[zeebo]

I've heard alot of dumb stuff but this story's gotta be one of the dumbest.  You know George is eating this up, but still he wishes it was Lionel Fanthorpe telling it. 

Btw, anyone get one of JPW's "lucky charms" yet?

[136 or 142]

Btw, anyone get one of JPW's "lucky charms" yet?

Are they "magically delicious"?

[ZHero]

I don't know how much longer I can listen to this s%!# storm. JPW and Snorge are giggling on the phone with each other like two 'tween girls talking about their favorite boy-toy.
"he he he , Robert the doll is so mischievous ...he he he!  I think I love him!"
Crap crap crap.

[PChirp]

PurpleChirple

I should have known you'd bid me farewell, there's a lesson to be learned from this and I've learned it very well.

I guess I keep expecting Premier to get creative in their programming.  It gets tiring hearing the same stuff over and over and over out of "convenience". 

[zeebo]

Don't diss "Red Rubber Ball" Paul Simon wrote it.

Anybody can have an off-day.   

(Seriously, put on "Still Crazy" or "Graceland" or "America" etc. and I'm all for it).

[PChirp]

 

Anybody can have an off-day.   

(Seriously, put on "Still Crazy" or "Graceland" or "America" etc. and I'm all for it).

[zeebo]

After "Killing Bigfoot", I just watched an episode of "Monsters Underground" .. which is even dumber.  And this Noory-headed JPW-infused dorkiness is still dumber than that.

[Juan Cena]

I guess I keep expecting Premier to get creative in their programming.  It gets tiring hearing the same stuff over and over and over out of "convenience".

This is the same company that has been bashing Obama for the past six years, so don't count on it.

[zeebo]

What about Georges relationship to Gaiam?  He kept gushing about it with James Van Praagh last nite, and how they share the same make-up room or something?  Wtf?  And I think the esteemed Ms. Lisa Garr also is Gaiam-centric.

[Juan Cena]

Are they "magically delicious"?

That's what Snorge asked the convinence store attendant when he bought the pizza rolls.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

For all the "MacArthur Park" haters.

http://youtu.be/GQIJUC2DYrg

[zeebo]

For all the "MacArthur Park" haters.

Hey it's Robert "Don't Call Me Robert the Haunted Doll" Ghostwolf's Ghost!   

[Juan Cena]

We're getting closer and closer to Snorge or someone asking if Robert the Doll is a fallen angel.