George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Attn: George Noory.  Please enjoy the final day of your reprieve.  You have 24 hours before I resume my ridicule.  That is all.

[WOTR]

Attn: George Noory.  Please enjoy the final day of your reprieve.  You have 24 hours before I resume my ridicule.  That is all.

Still 24 hours?  I cannot listen for fear of slipping up and I try not to read here too much...  Fine, one more day.

[zeebo]

Still 24 hours?  I cannot listen for fear of slipping up and I try not to read here too much...  Fine, one more day.

Our resolve has been tested, it's true.  But our honorable struggle has only made us stronger.  Our moment of liberation is near. 

[nooryisawesome]

Attn: George Noory.  Please enjoy the final day of your reprieve.  You have 24 hours before I resume my ridicule.  That is all.

Yes I have tried to avoid reading this thread as i joined the week long exodus. Soon...

[laserjock]

George Noory's handling of the narcissism episode was horrible, he must have been feeling self conscious.  He's kinda scary with how Illiterate and uneducated about the world that he is.  He's definitely on his way out, and he knows it.  Maybe 2 more years, but he'll be gone soon enough, and he will be forgotten and die a poor man, which will serve his politically elitist right wing ass good.

Someone like Bill Gates or Warren Buffet should buy out Premrat and realign the programming to represent all of American, with a variety of viewpoints and agendas, and not just the activist hate filled ultra red wing yammerers. 

[laserjock]

Hey Ignoory, about that anti vaccination ideal you keep pushing on innocent and impressionable idiots like you:

http://mic.com/articles/98330/the-case-for-vaccinating-your-kids-in-one-alarming-chart?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange

Georgey boy, you are now officially killing children, you nimrod.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yes I have tried to avoid reading this thread as i joined the week long exodus. Soon...

Oops, I thought the week was up on Monday.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...He's definitely on his way out, and he knows it.  Maybe 2 more years, but he'll be gone soon enough, and he will be forgotten and die a poor man, which will serve his politically elitist right wing ass good...

Not likely.  From his posts on this forum I suspect he could have a 25 year contract.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I nominate Stan Deyo for twit of the week.

edit:  make that twit of the month.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Uh-oh, could this be Major Ed Dames infamous "solar killshot" ? 

George had to abruptly break in and interrupt the guest (Stan Deyo) an hour into the interview with the 'breaking news' of the X-Flare, which we've known about all day.  I wonder when he'll discover the breaking news about Twilight Zone alien and James Bond villain Richard Kiel's passing.

[MTB]

You called it! The X flare was just presented as breaking news...if we get fried been good knowing you all

[Maxwell]

George's single question to a caller claiming to be from the year 2734:  "How long you gonna hang around in this time zone?"

[Juan Cena]

I think the caller suggesting that the Yellowstone caldera be dug up may be the stupidest call ever.

[Guy From V]

I think the caller suggesting that the Yellowstone caldera be dug up may be the stupidest call ever.

Bahahahahah YES...I loved that.  I barked out like a howler monkey when that stupid bitch chimed in.

George's single question to a caller claiming to be from the year 2734:  "How long you gonna hang around in this time zone?"

I was hoping for a John Titor name drop, because George probably thinks he and John are buds by now.

[Guy From V]

Crazy guy "spokesperson" for whoever UFO prophecy 9/11 guy: "...and this is from 10,000 years ago...when there was no "America"...per se."

lol

[Immy]

This is a complete non sequitur to tonite's analysis which means it'll fit in nicely with Jorch's typical style.

As the holidays are fast approaching we'll inevitably be hearing Jorch's lame Shari's Berries ads. Well, hold onto something and listen to comedian Bill Burr's insanely funny and profane reading of one of their spots during his podcast. Contrast this with Jorch's chipper delivery and you'll be spasming with laughter. Keep this handy when C2C (or life in general) gets you down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5JDzvkEA0

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Why hasn't Billy Meier ever told us why the aliens crave our pine cones?  Should we be worried? 

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[michio]

George's single question to a caller claiming to be from the year 2734:  "How long you gonna hang around in this time zone?"

It isn't the first time he's confused time zones with time travel. If the guy behind the microphone is making over $8.00 an hour for hosting Conspiracy to Conspiracy then PremRat is being ripped off.

[Guy From V]

Oh fuck Cornelius, God bless him for calling tonight.   I hope an atheist amateur astronomer calls who's an atheist and  he takes his answers to his specific 12 enumerated questions off the air after he finally takes a breath and a valium.

[21st Century Man]

Oh fuck Cornelius, God bless him for calling tonight.   I hope an atheist amateur astronomer calls who's an atheist and  he takes his answers to his specific 12 enumerated questions off the air after he finally takes a breath and a valium.

Corny never did get the 310 number that Michael was going to give out. What a pal that Noory.  Bless his cold, cold heart.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Corny never did get the 310 number that Michael was going to give out. What a pal that Noory.  Bless his cold, cold heart.

I don't know, Noory sounded distracted and depressed in the times he was caught off guard.  Maybe he's thinking about his sister or reading this forum.

[ShayP]

This is a complete non sequitur to tonite's analysis which means it'll fit in nicely with Jorch's typical style.

As the holidays are fast approaching we'll inevitably be hearing Jorch's lame Shari's Berries ads. Well, hold onto something and listen to comedian Bill Burr's insanely funny and profane reading of one of their spots during his podcast. Contrast this with Jorch's chipper delivery and you'll be spasming with laughter. Keep this handy when C2C (or life in general) gets you down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5JDzvkEA0

Thanks for this.  made my morning. 

[NoMoreNoory]

This is a complete non sequitur to tonite's analysis which means it'll fit in nicely with Jorch's typical style.

As the holidays are fast approaching we'll inevitably be hearing Jorch's lame Shari's Berries ads. Well, hold onto something and listen to comedian Bill Burr's insanely funny and profane reading of one of their spots during his podcast. Contrast this with Jorch's chipper delivery and you'll be spasming with laughter. Keep this handy when C2C (or life in general) gets you down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5JDzvkEA0

Splendid!

I was always puzzled by Shari's Berries. It doesn't work. Shari's Barries: yes. Sheri's Berries: yes. Shari's Berries: not so much. Joorch gets around it by calling it Shurries Burries.

[Nick el Ass]

When I was sitting down to kick some video game ass I turned on the radio to the local station to hear about the storms that had moved through the area, but Noory was the only voice on the airwaves... and again doing his own commercials for Beyond Belief "Jump on the train heading to Beyond Belief." I giggled, and shut the radio off immediately. George the train you are conducting has gone off the rails, and we are doomed to hear your stupidity forever apparently.


Choo, Choo.
All aboard the GNSX. The George Noory sucks Express.

[Nick el Ass]

Also I can't wait to hear George's tribute to the 9/11 victims by having that piece of shit that is A. Jones on the show to open things up. He has done this in years past.


/wont listen to this buffoon tonight, or any other.

[zeebo]

Attn: George Noory.  Your courtesy week of minimized mocking is over. 

Thank you to all who participated.  Great restraint was shown.  Starting now, you are free to open the floodgates of ridicule. 

I shall begin ... George Noory - You suck.

[zeebo]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN SHARKTOPUS!

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[Morgus]

Looks like a 3-day Noory-Free weekend starts tomorrow...

[Nick el Ass]

George Noory is a grade-A piece of shit. I looked online to see what if anything they were going to do tonight, and C2C has added Judy Wood as a guest to discuss the 9/11 anniversary. This show is a joke... and George is its jester.


\full on boycott

[NoMoreNoory]

From the C2C website......

George Noory was one of this year's recipients of the "Voice of Liberty" award given out by Emord & Associates, honoring leaders in nutrition, integrative medicine, medical science, and journalism. Christian Wilde is pictured (click to enlarge) accepting the award on George's behalf at the gala celebration recently held in Maryland. Wilde, himself, received the award for Excellence in Health Product Innovation for his Turmeric+ formula. Further details on the awards here.

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Alex Jones was a fellow recipient, so you can imagine the brown-nose love fest we'll be in for if Noory does have him on. If these two represent the voice of liberty, then Liberty has a bad case of strep throat and we're all fucked.