George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[laserjock]

Ya'all need to keep this shit in the political forum.

I don't want to hear about illeagal immigration, bitch about typos, etc. because you are different politically. This thread is about Noory's suckage.

I was discussing Noory suckage, and then blathermouth came in and stired up a politics hornet's nest with his impossible to read posts.  Sorry, I only complained about Noory's cavalier attitude about people who are better human beings than he is.  I don't want no troubles. 

[LAM4:2]

Anyone seen this pic on the C2C Instagram? Our Hero and his son (#1?) Jonathan at Hitting For Heroes at Busch Park, St Louis this April. Jonathan seems to know his way round a baseball hat, but have you ever seen anyone look more uncomfortable with the strip of ash in their hands?

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George is going to lay down a bunt.

[NoMoreNoory]

Looks like Instagram could become a goldmine for us all. Here, Joorchie's 'friends' throw him a birthday bash in St Louis. Note how two of them appear to be uncertain as to which dimension they should be in, and Joorchie's 'apple juice' perched atop the paper plates.

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[NoMoreNoory]

No comment. There are no words.

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[narcissist noory]

George Knapp speaks the truth tonight-"We need all the guests we can get!"
  why?-you ask
  because GNS!

[WOTR]

Looks like Instagram could become a goldmine for us all. Here, Joorchie's 'friends' throw him a birthday bash in St Louis. Note how two of them appear to be uncertain as to which dimension they should be in, and Joorchie's 'apple juice' perched atop the paper plates.

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One of the few times I will not take the opportunity to "poke" him.  Honestly, if these were friends and not "hangers on" or professional acquaintances then good for him.  I hope he had a good time and that the people he knows in St. Louis threw a party "just because."

It's odd that after all of this time I still wish him off the air by any means and do not discriminate between voluntary retirement and something forcing retirement (end of contract or a large city bus.)  Yet still, I wish him the best and happiness away from Coast and the clowns "medical doctors" he usually associates with.

[nooryisawesome]

George Knapp speaks the truth tonight-"We need all the guests we can get!"
  why?-you ask
  because GNS!

Lol actually Mondays guest is the popular TBA. If george had balls or could do open lines he wouldn't have to run his bullshit quarterly cycle of tires guest. I think George's inability to run open lines means over exposure on the show, so that's how c2C gets ed dames on 3 times a month.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Here, Joorchie's 'friends' throw him a birthday bash in St Louis. Note how two of them appear to be uncertain as to which dimension they should be in...

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They panicked when they realized they were going to be in George's photo..

[ItsOver]

They panicked when they realized they were going to be in George's photo..

They're trying to escape through a portal.

[HorrorReporter]

Let's have fun with this one

[HorrorReporter]

My face swap app provided a chuckle

[ItsOver]

No comment. There are no words.

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Jorch in "Sharknado."  Fortunately, he didn't meet the movie's high standards and was left on the cutting room floor.

[WOTR]

Let's have fun with this one

I have about as much fashion sense as most males (this is to say very little).  However, I do recognize that the collar of your suit is not supposed to be 2 inches from you neck, your sleeves are supposed to be short enough to show an inch of shirt, and something in the chest / stomach area just is not right (too tight, too loose, skewed???) While the shoulders are either padded from the 1980's or too wide (or both.)

The suit looks like it came from the Salvation Army thrift shop without him having tried it on. 

[HorrorReporter]

I have about as much fashion sense as most males (this is to say very little).  However, I do recognize that the collar of your suit is not supposed to be 2 inches from you neck, your sleeves are supposed to be short enough to show an inch of shirt, and something in the chest / stomach area just is not right (too tight, too loose, skewed???) While the shoulders are either padded from the 1980's or too wide (or both.)

The suit looks like it came from the Salvation Army thrift shop without him having tried it on.

I am surprised no one noted the camel toe. Both on the female, and Tommy.

[ziznak]

Sooooo following coast2coastam on instaspam

[UFQuack]

It had to be done.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

It had to be done.

[zeebo]

New Noory word:  "fictitional"

[Mike.]

It's a miracle!!! A guest with a real Ph.D and an actual scientist!! Let's see how long it takes old gn to embarrass himself.

[narcissist noory]

   Dear Bellgab, fear not, I have not gone to the dark side. Although I must turn my back on the "GNS" meme, I still think your a swell forum. I'd even look at the scoreboard sometimes, but spending energy focusing on what is wrong with anyone to such extent is just not good for a person. I won't participate in that element of Bellgab from here on out. In the interest of being a kind human being, I have apologized to George at his "private email."

I said (in part):
   [[[ I do owe you an apology, you just ignored me... you did not attack me. For any unkind things I have said online... I do apologize. I do hope that some of my analysis was useful.
   If you did take the time to look at my documents, you know the insurmountable issues I had to conquer. It was very challenging, not unlike the challenge you face with all these people attacking you, your character, and your livelihood.]]]

   I also said all he had to worry about was the "gabbers" and they weren't too bright, with a couple exceptions. That is incorrect, and as a result... I also owe you "gabbers" an apology. There are more than a couple bright people on this fourm, however I expect the majority of them spend their time doing other things than complaining about George.
   Instead of saying "for the most part they're not very bright" I should have said "most of the people who post in GNS are not very nice, with at least a few exceptions."
   I've found that people whom are "very nice" are not the kind of people who spend very much time tearing down other people. Hopefully someday I can be "very nice" and primarily CONSTRUCT instead of DESTRUCT.
   That mission begins by leaving George alone, master of his own destiny, doing as he see's fit. I'll be using that «recaptured» time to do as I see fit, the product of which will be my future participation in other threads, to the degree that I do.
   Gentlemen take your corners, and good luck to you both... I'll be thinking Switzerland, Switzerland, Switzerland from here on.

mf
ps. Go check out the full moon when you can, that's a worthy endeavor.

YOU BE BACK!

teh suckage is too strong

[paladin1991]

Driving home, I'm listening to Joorch.   "I'm gonna give you some sizes...."  Didn't know that Snoory was a size queen.

[zeebo]

It's a miracle!!! A guest with a real Ph.D and an actual scientist!! Let's see how long it takes old gn to embarrass himself.

So far, surprisingly it's going ok.  The guest is articulate, and George actually asked a few decent questions.  And he even pronounced "conglomerate" correctly.  Weird.

[narcissist noory]

holly shit-48 guests
george must be hittin em out of the 'field of fails tonight

[Mike.]

Holy crap, the show has been good so far. I'm even willing to overlook gn inviting his guest back...when after the big bad dinosaur killer sized asteroid hits.

[Immy]

New Noory word:  "fictitional"

He did say that, didn't he? I foolishly gave him the benefit of the doubt that I misheard "fictional".

You think his staff are slipping these non-words into his copy to see if he'll notice? I can see them cracking up when they get yet another one by him. What a fool. GNS

[Morgus]

Longtime frequent caller Bill from West Hartford (the amateur atheist astronomer) called in yet again tonight to ask his multi-part long questions for a space guest.

[zeebo]

For some reason I've become immune to Bill the AAA and he doesn't annoy me as much anymore.  But the guy who called a bit later stalking some lady that painted murals at NASA, he annoyed me just fine.

[paladin1991]

Hooookay.  Getting tired of this shit.  Time to start surfing for tentacle porn.

[albrecht]

Does Norry drink? It could explain garbled words and not being able to follow a conversation or a chain of evidence, repeating the same questions to a guest, and so forth. At the beginning of last night's show during the Asteroid guy I heard, in the background, a sound that suspiciously sounded like someone unplugging a bottle. Like the sound the cork being removed from a bottle of Wild Turkey makes (not that I would know that sound, of course.)

[wr250]

Does Norry drink? It could explain garbled words and not being able to follow a conversation or a chain of evidence, repeating the same questions to a guest, and so forth. At the beginning of last night's show during the Asteroid guy I heard, in the background, a sound that suspiciously sounded like someone unplugging a bottle. Like the sound the cork being removed from a bottle of Wild Turkee makes (not that I would know that sound, of course.)

its wild turkee that jorch washes his pizza rolls down with.