George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ZHero]

Noory went to the Archie Bunker School of Speech.
"aw Geez!"
I'm just waiting for him to tell Tommy;
" hey dingbat, git me a beeer!"

[WOTR]

Does anybody like this guest? He is selling something. I generally am a tough-on-crime type myself, though I do agree with him on the trend of mandatory sentencing guidelines. I don't like micromanagement by lawmakers of the judicial branch that way.

I do not know what he is selling.  I left the radio on while I watched a good documentary.  when I went to the kitchen they were talking about child molesters and the guest was suggesting that you might trust one with your child.  You have to take it on a "case by case" basis.  I agreed that I should weigh the crap that I allow in my home individually, weighed my need to hear more of his bullshit and turned off the radio so that I do not accidentally walk in on more useless drivel (the guest's or Dave's.)

How the hell does Coast remain on the air?

[Jackstar]

How the hell does Coast remain on the air?

E-state run media. There are five corporations that control 90% of the national media market. Five. Their purpose has long since advanced beyond making a profit. Ahem. Who owns NBC/Universal? General Electric. What do they make? Bombs and nuclear power plants. How much did they pay in tax last year? Zero. What did they advertise for you to buy? Everything poison.

It suits the purposes and agendas of some, to have most people listening to shallow, vapid information delivered by a shallow, vapid host. George Noory was hired to bore you to death. He is the paid shill of the Establishment.


It feels better, every time I tell that story. The tinnitus sounds like the singing of angels.

[UFQuack]

AGAIN with the Ouija board!

[21st Century Man]

Good grief, just please stop with the Ouija board nonsense if you are never going to do it, George.  You think you can bump your ratings up by merely talking about the Ouija Board?  What a dumb schmuck you are, George.

[Nick el Ass]

Well, it has finally happened. As of tonight I am officially banned from Coast to Coast Am's Facebook page. The lively discussion we were having was so much better than the actual show tonight too. See we were debating whether, or not sNoory's 1st hour guest was actually masturbating while talking about how he would have murderers that he worked with over for dinner... and then talking about child molesters. There were others who thought it sounded like he was running on a treadmill, but that is unlikely. This show is a all time low for the snoormaster. A piece of shit guest like Alex Jones, a mouth breathing masturbater, and the man who sucks more than anyone and/or thing in the entire universe. Good grief, the show formerly known as C2C is now toast.

[WOTR]

Good grief, just please stop with the Ouija board nonsense if you are never going to do it, George.  You think you can bump your ratings up by merely talking about the Ouija Board?  What a dumb schmuck you are, George.

Please see my Ouija board post for more information... I am glad that he has another cue card in the rotation and i expect him to use it several times each week for the next year.  I am so happy that he thought up a new (or, rather, recycled an old) idea on a topic he can raise with every guest for the foreseeable future.

[UFQuack]

Jorch is such an Ouija tease! I think he's planning on putting on of those old burlesque type strip routines but instead of using a round serving tray to hide his parts he's going to use an Ouija board. That and the feathers! And he's going to invite James Van Praagh, Bruce Goldberg, and a few of his regular guests (oddly enough guys only) to join him to for an Ouija board tease-off contest. It will be held at The Nighthawk's famous "cave".

There are some rules though in order to qualify, but the main one is that each contestant has to hold the planchette sensually like a rose between his teeth. The winner will win frozen boxes of pizza treats and be allowed full access to Jorch's personal microwave, they must however eat them immediately while they are hot and will have to pay for their own medical treatment.

[wr250]

Noory went to the Archie Bunker School of Speech.
"aw Geez!"
I'm just waiting for him to tell Tommy;
" hey dingbat, git me a beeer pizza role!"

fixed

[Birdie]

Well, it has finally happened. As of tonight I am officially banned from Coast to Coast Am's Facebook page.

Congratulations! There should be some sort of BellGab achievement badge to display next to the user name of anyone banned from the C2C FB page. That would be awesome.
You are so right- that guest sucked and sucked hard. The 'child molesters aren't ALL bad' talk was pissing me off. And the Bible Study session during the call-in segment was annoying, as well. I miss Art's beautifully ruthless cutting off of guests and callers. I think I miss that the most.
GNS.

[Izintit?]

Jorch is such an Ouija tease! I think he's planning on putting on of those old burlesque type strip routines but instead of using a round serving tray to hide his parts he's going to use an Ouija board. That and the feathers! And he's going to invite James Van Praagh, Bruce Goldberg, and a few of his regular guests (oddly enough guys only) to join him to for an Ouija board tease-off contest. It will be held at The Nighthawk's famous "cave".

There are some rules though in order to qualify, but the main one is that each contestant has to hold the planchette sensually like a rose between his teeth. The winner will win frozen boxes of pizza treats and be allowed full access to Jorch's personal microwave, they must however eat them immediately while theys are hot and will have to pay for their own medical treatment.

Is Bruce Goldberg the guy who about 3-4 years ago was on C2C with his then teenage son? That was one of the funniest interviews I ever heard on Coast because Dad kept trying to set up junior as some sort of prophet saying he "predicted this" and "saw that" while the kid obviously didn`t really want to be any part of it.Comedy Coast Gold.Does anybody remember that interview? Thanks and remember GNS

[michio]

Here's my vicious, inherently dangerous pitbull, obviously ready to chew someone's face off...if you refuse to cave to his constant demands for cheese and belly rubs. In his free time, he likes to lick cats and small children:

I can see that your furry friend has more intelligence and kindness in that handsome face than Bad Mustache does in his smug mug. It's funny to think the sNooron agreed with his guest when he said people who are raised in violence very often turn out to be violent, but yet he couldn't apply the same logic to animals like your pitbull who have been raised with love and affection, obviously. sNoory belongs in the doghouse for saying what he did. No offense to your friend intended.

[Nebraska888]

AGAIN with the Ouija board!

UGH.....I know.  Make it stop, God!!!!   

[Nebraska888]

Noory went to the Archie Bunker School of Speech.
"aw Geez!"
I'm just waiting for him to tell Tommy;
" hey dingbat, git me a beeer!"

George is a nerd and a Mama's boy.  That is ANOTHER reason he shouldn't be the host of a program like Coast to Coast.  He's a wimp...a terrible fit......a person who reacts with childish responses.  There is not ONE COOL bone in his body.

[aldousburbank]

Here's my vicious, inherently dangerous pitbull, obviously ready to chew someone's face off...if you refuse to cave to his constant demands for cheese and belly rubs. In his free time, he likes to lick cats and small children:

Here's mine
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[kf5iwe]

 I missed the whole Jackstar/Jackstars ex thing. Now I feel sad. GNS

[paladin1991]

I missed the whole Jackstar/Jackstars ex thing. Now I feel sad. GNS

Ooooh, she'll probably be back in some new incarnation.  Hilarity will ensue.

[yumyumtree]

I missed the whole Jackstar/Jackstars ex thing. Now I feel sad. GNS

I think it can be found on another thread, General Discussion maybe. Or you can look up Jackstars profile and look up his posts. I know he posts a lot, but it's doable.

[yumyumtree]

I do not know what he is selling.  I left the radio on while I watched a good documentary.  when I went to the kitchen they were talking about child molesters and the guest was suggesting that you might trust one with your child.  You have to take it on a "case by case" basis.  I agreed that I should weigh the crap that I allow in my home individually, weighed my need to hear more of his bullshit and turned off the radio so that I do not accidentally walk in on more useless drivel (the guest's or Dave's.)

How the hell does Coast remain on the air?

He's selling his services as a mediator/arbritation specialist. He also has a book on amazon. I think he may also have videos, seminars, etc.

I won't say that no prisoner can be rehabilitated, some can. But that being said, they don't call them "cons" for nothing. And even criminologists who probably don't agree with me on much else acknowledge that pedophiles have about the worst record for rehabilitation. And look how high the stakes are. I'd rather take a chance on a teenager who steals cars or something. He seems unwilling to acknowledge the existence of evil. That makes me uncomfortable. While its true that many criminals were abused and so forth, many were not. I realize that terrorists and serial criminals aren't really representative of the average criminal, but still.
He's pretty much re-written the history of criminal justice in the US over the past 40 years to suit his agenda.
For the reasons mentioned above, I don't like 3 strikes laws. I prefer the repeat violent felony offender statute that they have in Montana that accomplishes the same thing but gives the judge MUCH more leeway. The guy who raped me in Montana in 1990 got that, in addition to a bunch of other stuff that put him in Deer Lodge, where he had just gotten out of. I have to admit that he fit Nolls profile, miserable childhood, substance abuse, etc.

[yumyumtree]

Tonight we have a "comedic investigative journalist" talking about marijuana and somebody who channels the late George Harrison. I don't know, I just don't know.

[coaster]

Tonight we have a "comedic investigative journalist" talking about marijuana and somebody who channels the late George Harrison. I don't know, I just don't know.

Coast is winding down folks.

[bateman]

I, I don't even...

2nd Half: Grammy nominated David Young has become one of the world's most well known recorder players and has studied the scientific benefits of certain musical sounds on the human body. In 2010, beyond any apparent reason, George Harrison began appearing in David’s life. At first, these unusual experiences occurred about every two months, even though David knew little of channeling, was far from being a Beatles fan, and was quite afraid of ghosts.

[Izintit?]

Tonight we have a "comedic investigative journalist" talking about marijuana and somebody who channels the late George Harrison. I don't know, I just don't know.

If he`s really a ~comedic~ investigative journalist talking about marijuana he`ll get in "Pol Pot" at least once,am I right? Am I right?

[Izintit?]

And why hasn`t Slim Whitman ever visited any recorder players?

[Juan]

Who owns NBC/Universal? General Electric.

Wrong.  Comcast owns NBC Universal.  What does Comcast make?  Not jackshit other than trouble for those of us stuck with it.

[b_dubb]

Wrong.  Comcast owns NBC Universal.  What does Comcast make?  Not jackshit other than trouble for those of us stuck with it.

Wrong. They're all owned by CableTown.  See 30 Rock.

[Nick el Ass]

Another thing I noticed was George on occasion announcing his emerging artist by first saying the band name, song name, and then where they were from... and it struck me as really odd.

[Jackstar]

It doesn't even matter which congolomerate owns which subsidiary. The variables change, the equation has remained the same.

[bigchucka]

I think it can be found on another thread, General Discussion maybe. Or you can look up Jackstars profile and look up his posts. I know he posts a lot, but it's doable.

IIRC, most was in Things that annoy you.  Others were someplace else.

[zeebo]

And why hasn`t Slim Whitman ever visited any recorder players?

And what about Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute?  How does he fit into all of this?