George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[alger]

Joseph sees choreography in drowning of 300 people.

Predicts thunderstorms and low level earthquakes. What a weak prediction. Sees friction with usa and china/Russia. Joseph should be the new captain obvious for hotels.com

Lol! Wasn't "Captain Obvious" from 'South Park'? 

[21st Century Man]

Since Fanthorpe mentioned Shakespeare, I'll toss this out to everyone. If George Noory was a Shakespearean character, who would he be?   I'm rusty on my Shakespeare so I'm not going to venture a guess.  I drank too much tonight and I remember the major characters from the major plays but having trouble thinking of a really dumb character.  Of course, you'd probably have to dig deep to find one as dumb as Noory.

Though I can think of a quote that could apply to Noory and with it, I'll say good night.

“Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player (George) that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot (also George), full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

[alger]

That's some good shit man!   

[onan]

Officer Dogberry, from Much Ado About Nothing. And that title is apropos.

[Jackstar]

Onan is so well read, I bet he knows who killed Oedipus -and- his mother.

[Lunger]

First off, George Noory sucks.

And the top 10% of earners pay something like 70% of the income tax revenue because they MAKE like 70% of the income.  Seems perfectly fair to me.

The "Fair Tax" completely flips it, making the lowest earners bizarrely pay the most taxes.

And George Noory sucks!  That's why he's in support of the Fair Tax.

Please explain to me how its "fair" that I pay $80k and year and others pay $0 for the same services?

[Jackstar]

What are the identical services that are being used by a person being paid $800,000 per year, and a person not being paid at all? What, like... the ground? The air?

[Izintit?]

 Wow,it must really have been a gagfest judging by all the posts since yesterday.I`m glad I missed it but could have used a buzz from the drinking game.Anyway,I did tune in late just in time to hear the friend of the guy who sang karaoke with Fumblegums say that George  "should keep his day job".All George could mutter was "thanks alot". THAT was a birthday present to all Bellgabbers! See George,no one wants to hear you sing either.

[Izintit?]

Since Fanthorpe mentioned Shakespeare, I'll toss this out to everyone. If George Noory was a Shakespearean character, who would he be?   I'm rusty on my Shakespeare so I'm not going to venture a guess.  I drank too much tonight and I remember the major characters from the major plays but having trouble thinking of a really dumb character.  Of course, you'd probably have to dig deep to find one as dumb as Noory.

Though I can think of a quote that could apply to Noory and with it, I'll say good night.

“Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player (George) that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot (also George), full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

You`re  right, it`s hard to find George in Shakespeare.The villains are much too clever for Noory and the buffoons speak better English. However,you can find George all over Mel Brooks movies.

[cweb]

happy birthday, george.

[Liam the runner]

...and...a young Snoory forgets his razor, and history is made...

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Onan is so well read, I bet he knows who killed Oedipus -and- his mother.

I bet he even knows who killed Onan.

[wr250]

Who asked you what you are, whoopty do, so you're a libertarian constitution BS yadda yadda.  Big freaking deal.  I don't want to hear your politics, I don't like it, and in my opinion, unless you want to hear my liberal viewpoints, unbridled, talk about something non political here.  I don't need to hear your simpleminded right wing blather.  Butt out of my life, with your politics, start there.

theres a knob (or perhaps a button) labeled "tune" on your radio. perhaps you can find a NPR or some white noise to listen to. both are usually better than snoory, but i wouldnt know cause i turned it off to listen to the gf snore (again better than the  snooron).dont bitch about something you can fix ,but didnt for whatever reason.

[b_dubb]

"George gets it"

Laryngitis I hope

[ItsOver]

"How did Google know it was my birthday?"

Because you entered your bday when you created a google account you dipshit.  They know the computers you were on because you logged into your google account.  How can a national radio show host be completely out of touch like this?  I know we're talking about George, but fuck.  How did he ever make it through the sign up process on this forum?

Tommy probably did it for him.  Jorch couldn't handle something that taxing.  Besides, Jorch would have been too busy with his show prep, of course. :

[ItsOver]

Tonight the c2c website put up a photo of Noory at age 18.
Isn't that the age Noory claims he first read Van Daniken's book "Chariots of the Gods" in 1968, as a "kid" ?
Somebody needs to photoshop in some objects including that book with that photo... 

Geesh, he looks like Latka's dumb brother.

[HorrorReporter]

Is it possible George kept his hair from when he was 18 only to have a professional seamstress to mend it back together to create the would be real hair that is housed on his head today?
Did Tommy ever try to eat it?
Did Richard C Hoagland have black amazing hair at 18?
Did John Hogue envy Pavoratti's large immense manly hands?

Did George ever get that big horse fly is was 'as big as a horse'?
Inquiring minds really don't want to know.
So get ready for that.

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[PB the Deplorable]

... Did Richard C Hoagland have black amazing hair at 18?...

Hoagie's hair is actually spun plastic from a modified cotton candy machine

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[albrecht]

Geesh, he looks like Latka's dumb brother.

Only looks like because Andy Kaufman was a genius and not talentless hack. Andy was crazy, possibly, but a genius. RIP (unless conspiracy rumors are true.)

[HorrorReporter]

Hoagie's hair is actually spun plastic from a modified cotton candy machine

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Richard preparing for his next public speaking event

How to make cotton candy - Bytesize Science

[steelbot]

Quantom Schleep!     

[Usagi]

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Oh, boy.  Thank you.  Now I remember why I used to spend so much time here... even sans Eddie Coyle. *wipes a tear of both mirth and sorrow*

[ItsOver]

Only looks like because Andy Kaufman was a genius and not talentless hack. Andy was crazy, possibly, but a genius. RIP (unless conspiracy rumors are true.)

If only C2C had a host as talented as Kaufman, instead of the buffoon known as Jorch.  If only.

[aldousburbank]

George is a fuddywucky fudnut, and sucks also.

[bigchucka]

Please explain to me how its "fair" that I pay $80k and year and others pay $0 for the same services?

What are the identical services that are being used by a person being paid $800,000 per year, and a person not being paid at all? What, like... the ground? The air?

Could have also been talking about people who make large political donations, have good accountants, or keep their money hidden offshore.

All depends on what their definition of "pay $0" is...

[NoMoreNoory]

The delusions of grandeur reach new heights. Did anyone catch him slipping into the royal 'we'? Introducing Jacobs, he thanked him for joining the Birthday Bash 'to help celebrate our birthday'.

[bigchucka]

I bet he even knows who killed Onan.

I do.  Wikipedia-ed that a couple days ago.  Apparently had a thing for "money shots."

The delusions of grandeur reach new heights. Did anyone catch him slipping into the royal 'we'? Introducing Jacobs, he thanked him for joining the Birthday Bash 'to help celebrate our birthday'.

Tommy so big he should have used you'ins.  That's y'all + 3.

[yumyumtree]

Noory in '68.  His hair was sorta long but the suit looks like it was a rejected costume from his high school's stage version of Guys And Dolls.

That type of retro look in mens' suits and ties was fashionable in the late 60s and 70s.

[paladin1991]

Energy. Your name is laser, for crying out loud!

All political power is expressed at the point of a gun. Artillery means nothing without the ballistic equations to arm and aim it: that's physics.

Or me to give the tgt coordinates and the call for fire.  "Reeeeach out, reach out and touch someone! This one's for you Hadji!"

[paladin1991]

The Pride of Dumbborn Heights

Hmmm, Dearborn, excuse me, Dumbborn Heights, isn't that neck of the woods overrrun with A-rab types?  Was Noory in the first wave of invaders?