George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[yumyumtree]

"How did Google know it was my birthday?"

Because you entered your bday when you created a google account you dipshit.  They know the computers you were on because you logged into your google account.  How can a national radio show host be completely out of touch like this?  I know we're talking about George, but fuck.  How did he ever make it through the sign up process on this forum?

I'm awfully low tech but even I figured that one out.
George is like the boss in Dilbert whose employees gave an Etch-a-Sketch and told him it was a laptop.

[21st Century Man]

I think "You Be Well"  calls for another shot.

[yumyumtree]

I see that I should have bought booze today.

[Étouffée]

As Mick from the great Magic Bullet infomercial says:

"Let's get this party started!"

[zeebo]

As mentioned in the Random Stupid Things Thread I was working on an Art Bell drinking game incorporating things that Art would always bring up during his shows like his UFO sighting, his OBE, his precognitive experience etc. With Noory you just have to drink every time he flubs a word. You will probably be wasted by the first break.

Oops sorry jaz, how'd I get that backwards?  It's absholutely amazeen. 

[UFQuack]

unless you want to hear my liberal viewpoints, unbridled, talk about something non political here.

No, no, not that! Anything but that!

[bigchucka]

George was in "Flair Country"...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[21st Century Man]

John Hogue singing.


Oh god! I don't think I can listen to every guest singing Happy Birthday.  This is butt-kissing to the nth degree.   What a narcissistic conceited dumbass!  George you suck badly and you definitely need to be put in your place.  When Art comes back, your show will be toast.

[zeebo]

...By the way, that horse-fly in the studio is 'literally' the size of a horse? Really? ...

Any zeebo-watcher knows this is my pet peeve, and what a perfect example here.  It figuratively made my blood boil.

[No Name Storm]

You people have no tolerance.  I said I'd drop it.  If I don't like the slant of a guest on George's show, I will not be quiet.  The guest is gone so I will say no more.  As for simple-minded, the same can probably be said of you.  I graduated at the top of my class at the University of Georgia in Athens. I had plenty of professors like you and they had no tolerance for an opposing viewpoint.  I kept quiet for the most part then but no more mr. nice guy.  However, on this thread I will drop it.

Bet you were okay with the crazy ramblings of John B. Ill and his far right, looney political guests and talk? Do you rant only when liberals get to have a spot?

Don't be so obvious.

[bigchucka]

Brazil can't even prevent their national celebrities from being robbed at fucking gunpoint, .ie Junior Dos Santos.

[21st Century Man]

Bet you were okay with the crazy ramblings of John B. Ill and his far right, looney political guests and talk? Do you rant only when liberals get to have a spot?

Don't be so obvious.

Umm,  I never liked J B Wells.  His shows were boring and dull. Same thing over and over.  You're jumping to stereotypes, like laserjock did, when you don't know jack about me!  Quit assuming that you do!

[21st Century Man]

The only hosts that I care for are Knapp and Schraeder.

[smithy]

John Hogue singing.


Oh god! I don't think I can listen to every guest singing Happy Birthday.  This is butt-kissing to the nth degree.   What a narcissistic conceited dumbass!  George you suck badly and you definitely need to be put in your place.  When Art comes back, your show will be toast.

It's like fingernails on a chalk board hearing Happy Birthday being sung to this self serving, a-hole. I have never heard a host on radio give himself a party at the indulgence of a listening audience to cheer him on. What a pitiful man! He has no life and no real friends.

[21st Century Man]

Even Gerald Celente calling in to wish GN happy birthday.  What's the world coming to?

I think the theme song for the New George Noory Show should be You're So Vain by Carly Simon.

[Usagi]

Alright, some extenuating circumstances have forced me to listen to air radio for the last few nights as my only form of entertainment.  After tiring of a strangely depressing "classic hits" station (with a tagline of "it's a party... if only in your head!", you know you're in for something special), I needed a change.

Anyway, I tentatively decide to take maybe just a little listen to see what's going on over on the Snorge Show.  Maybe it's be something harmless, like LMH or something equally white noise-like.  Who knows?  Let's find out.

Well, oy friggin' vey. What a fucking steaming special ed circle jerk this is.  Really.  Just, wow. 

I just wanted to register my disgust in a public forum.  Thank you.

[Morgus]

Tonight the c2c website put up a photo of Noory at age 18.
Isn't that the age Noory claims he first read Van Daniken's book "Chariots of the Gods" in 1968, as a "kid" ?
Somebody needs to photoshop in some objects including that book with that photo... 

[21st Century Man]

Tonight the c2c website put up a photo of Noory at age 18.
Isn't that the age Noory claims he first read Van Daniken's book "Chariots of the Gods" in 1968, as a "kid" ?
Somebody needs to photoshop in some objects including that book with that photo... 

Noory in '68.  His hair was sorta long but the suit looks like it was a rejected costume from his high school's stage version of Guys And Dolls. 

[maureen]

yet another nooryism : " I'll talk to you in the not too coming future."

It's laugh or go crazy!!

[21st Century Man]

yet another nooryism : " I'll talk to you in the not too coming future."

It's laugh or go crazy!!

Aw crap.  Missed that one but I'll take your word for it.

Another shot. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Tonight the c2c website put up a photo of Noory at age 18...

The Pride of Dumbborn Heights

[Usagi]

This astrologer asstard is taking up airtime to tell Jorch when to go to the dentist and holiday shopping tips.

Fuck me.

[21st Century Man]

I sure hope Whitley Streiber doesn't join the suckfest.  I think Art should call.  Tell Tommy that he wants to wish GN a happy birthday and then proceed to berate George for this stunt. What's Tommy going to do?  Cut Art off and then George says sorry that was a bad line and we'll try to get Art back on. 

[PB the Deplorable]

...  I think Art should call...

"George gets it"

[zeebo]

This guest is supposed to be good at predictions, but couldn't even predict how much this show would suck tonite?

[nooryisawesome]

Joseph sees choreography in drowning of 300 people.

Predicts thunderstorms and low level earthquakes. What a weak prediction. Sees friction with usa and china/Russia. Joseph should be the new captain obvious for hotels.com

[21st Century Man]

Joseph Jacobs is one of those third string guests GN puts on when he's desperate.   I'm surprised we haven't heard Joshua P Warren yet.

[Morgus]

I'm surprised we haven't heard Joshua P Warren yet!

Noory already used substitute guest Joshua P Warren a couple nights ago when Noory dumped the scheduled guest for the last hour of the show...

[zeebo]

Joseph sees choreography in drowning of 300 people.

Predicts thunderstorms and low level earthquakes. What a weak prediction. Sees friction with usa and china/Russia. Joseph should be the new captain obvious for hotels.com

He also went way out on a limb predicting there might be some problems in Oct./Nov., and next year could be a rough year.  Just love when predictions so detailed and specific.

[21st Century Man]

Oh I missed that show.  Was that the one about channeling George Harrison?  I'm usually a sucker for Beatles topics but that one sounded way too fishy and I had to be somewhere early the next day.