George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

Who asked you what you are, whoopty do, so you're a libertarian constitution BS yadda yadda.  Big freaking deal.  I don't want to hear your politics, I don't like it, and in my opinion, unless you want to hear my liberal viewpoints, unbridled, talk about something non political here.  I don't need to hear your simpleminded right wing blather.  Butt out of my life, with your politics, start there.

You people have no tolerance.  I said I'd drop it.  If I don't like the slant of a guest on George's show, I will not be quiet.  The guest is gone so I will say no more.  As for simple-minded, the same can probably be said of you.  I graduated at the top of my class at the University of Georgia in Athens. I had plenty of professors like you and they had no tolerance for an opposing viewpoint.  I kept quiet for the most part then but no more mr. nice guy.  However, on this thread I will drop it.

[zeebo]

Just thinking about Jorch makes me want to drink.  Jorch, the metaphor for life's suckage.  Damn, this Drambuie is good, with a chaser of half San Pelligrino, half ginger ale.  I'll never make it to Jorch's suckfest.  Thank you, Scotland.

Is there an official Jorch drink?  How about:

Mumbling Mustache
Slippery Grammar
Flaming Pizza Roll
Suck-tini

[b_dubb]

Is there an official Jorch drink?  How about:

Mumbling Mustache
Slippery Grammar
Flaming Pizza Roll
Suck-tini

Stool Sample

[21st Century Man]

It's Georgy's Birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1pXcMw-8Nk


I bet George would probably do a better job hosting if he was on whatever Harrison and friends were on.

[Catsmile]

Who asked you what you are, whoopty do, so you're a libertarian constitution BS yadda yadda.  Big freaking deal.  I don't want to hear your politics, I don't like it, and in my opinion, unless you want to hear my liberal viewpoints, unbridled, talk about something non political here.  I don't need to hear your simpleminded right wing blather.  Butt out of my life, with your politics, start there. 

Oh dear, again...
I'm thinking his job title is, professional interwebz butthurt jock.

[21st Century Man]

 

I'm not saying anything else except thanks for the laugh, catsmile. 

[Catsmile]

I'm not saying anything else except thanks for the laugh, catsmile. 

Because we all know... except for a few people.

[laserjock]

You people have no tolerance.  I said I'd drop it.  If I don't like the slant of a guest on George's show, I will not be quiet.  The guest is gone so I will say no more.  As for simple-minded, the same can probably be said of you.  I graduated at the top of my class at the University of Georgia in Athens. I had plenty of professors like you and they had no tolerance for an opposing viewpoint.  I kept quiet for the most part then but no more mr. nice guy.  However, on this thread I will drop it.

You post several right wing blathers and then, in order to preempt anyone expressing an opposing viewpoint, you say "drop it" after you've ejaculated your load.  You aren't fooling any of us on the left.  And I daresay we are way more tolerant than most of you on the right.  It is right wing intolerance about gays, civil rights, religiosity, making war on other cultures, women's destiny, and so on.  I used to be right wing like you, and all my friends of that time were just like you.  I've been inside your head, I know how you think, and how flawed it is.  Don't you dare accuse me of intolerance.  If you don't want to hear criticism of your blathering, then don't blather.  There is a politics forum here where you can run your mouth all you want.  This is a George snory suckzers thread, right?

Open your mind, the left is not in a conspiracy to control your miserable life, you may live it just as ignorant as you choose.

[Catsmile]

Oh, no he didn't!
It's on like Donkey Kong, up in here!
:



H-bday JNS

[zeebo]

You post several right wing blathers and then ....

C'mon it's Jorch's birthday party.  Pour yourself a nice Turmeric Tonic and relax.  Everybody stop thinking right vs. left wing, and think good vs. bad aliens, that'll get you back on track.

[21st Century Man]

You post several right wing blathers and then, in order to preempt anyone expressing an opposing viewpoint, you say "drop it" after you've ejaculated your load.  You aren't fooling any of us on the left.  And I daresay we are way more tolerant than most of you on the right.  It is right wing intolerance about gays, civil rights, religiosity, making war on other cultures, women's destiny, and so on.  I used to be right wing like you, and all my friends of that time were just like you.  I've been inside your head, I know how you think, and how flawed it is.  Don't you dare accuse me of intolerance.  If you don't want to hear criticism of your blathering, then don't blather.  There is a politics forum here where you can run your mouth all you want.  This is a George snory suckzers thread, right?

Open your mind, the left is not in a conspiracy to control your miserable life, you may live it just as ignorant as you choose.

You don't know jack about me. And I do accuse you of intolerance.  Listen dude, I happen to share a lot of your views regarding Art and GN and maybe some other things as well.  I'm calling for a truce and limit the talk to George Noory but if he has a guest on that I don't agree with, I will say something.  I would also want you to do the same if you disagree with a guest of George's.   This is a thread about how we all agree George Noory Sucks but it is also a running dialogue and commentary on his show and guests.


I'm finished with the subject.

[K4N4DI4N]

New Brunshhrick .... and "Justin Bouquet" .. lol..

[jazmunda]

That is a friggin genius idea.  Sign me up.  Wasn't jazmunda working on this?

As mentioned in the Random Stupid Things Thread I was working on an Art Bell drinking game incorporating things that Art would always bring up during his shows like his UFO sighting, his OBE, his precognitive experience etc. With Noory you just have to drink every time he flubs a word. You will probably be wasted by the first break.

[fotd]

"How did Google know it was my birthday?"

Because you entered your bday when you created a google account you dipshit.  They know the computers you were on because you logged into your google account.  How can a national radio show host be completely out of touch like this?  I know we're talking about George, but fuck.  How did he ever make it through the sign up process on this forum?

[Designx]

I can't stand these tech "experts" Noory always has on - more fear mongers and Alex Jones conspiracists.

[21st Century Man]

"How did Google know it was my birthday?"

Because you entered your bday when you created a google account you dipshit.  They know the computers you were on because you logged into your google account.  How can a national radio show host be completely out of touch like this?  I know we're talking about George, but fuck.  How did he ever make it through the sign up process on this forum?

I'm sure he probably had Lex sign up for him.

[Designx]

"How did Google know it was my birthday?"

Because you entered your bday when you created a google account you dipshit.  They know the computers you were on because you logged into your google account.  How can a national radio show host be completely out of touch like this?  I know we're talking about George, but fuck.  How did he ever make it through the sign up process on this forum?

He plays to the last large listener group he has - the Luddite anti government crowd. If you think about it, if you had a computer why would you listen to Noory anyway?

[21st Century Man]

I can't stand these tech "experts" Noory always has on - more fear mongers and Alex Jones conspiracists.

I couldn't agree more.  I'm tired of the doom and gloom.  I started listening to Coast in order to get away from the constant fear-mongering in the media.  I want to listen to a show about the paranormal and unusual, not this crap.  I never had much use for Alex Jones.  I think he's a flim-flam man for the most part.

[narcissist noory]

Dave's mid sentence dramatic pause attempt at mimicking legitimate mainstream newsmen is simply pathetic

[b_dubb]

Here's what's crappening!

bound to happen sooner or later

[Birdie]

I was out of the room, making an ice cream cone. What in the hell is this guy talking about? We have astronomy, math, and  quantum physics backwards? We think the universe is sterile? And only 200,000 people total watch both Fox News and MSNBC? Wtf? Where is this guy getting his info? And now synchronicity? Wth?

[fotd]

Did anyone else catch the news piece about the person hit by an airplane prop?  It was a double score for gruesome Noory.  It was a woman who died of massive head injuries.  If it was a child, it would have induced a Noorgasm.

[zeebo]

Just played the friggin whistling Scorpions ballad.  That's gotta be a drink.

[21st Century Man]

As mentioned in the Random Stupid Things Thread I was working on an Art Bell drinking game incorporating things that Art would always bring up during his shows like his UFO sighting, his OBE, his precognitive experience etc. With Noory you just have to drink every time he flubs a word. You will probably be wasted by the first break.

I think I'll spend the next half- hour drinking shots of tequila everytime George says one of his catchprases or something inane. I had a margarita earlier but the effect of it has worn off.

[Catsmile]

"How did Google know it was my birthday?"

Because you entered your bday when you created a google account you dipshit.  They know the computers you were on because you logged into your google account.  How can a national radio show host be completely out of touch like this?  I know we're talking about George, but fuck.  How did he ever make it through the sign up process on this forum?

He had help.
I'll bet Tummy even changes his diaper, and bathes him.
All aboard the Noron fail train!

If people listened to Noron for a month, the arguing against abortion would all but end.

Why does Noron not eat potatoes?...
Because it would be cannibalism!

[21st Century Man]

Just played the friggin whistling Scorpions ballad.  That's gotta be a drink.

I used to think the Scorpions were badass but GN has unfortunately ruined that though I still occasionally enjoy Rock You Like A Hurricane.  Ok.  I have my tequila ready and the first shot is poured. 

[21st Century Man]

Did anyone else catch the news piece about the person hit by an airplane prop?  It was a double score for gruesome Noory.  It was a woman who died of massive head injuries.  If it was a child, it would have induced a Noorgasm.

I missed that.  I bet the woman was pregnant.

[NoMoreNoory]

Hard to believe this crapfest is really happaneen. I wouldn't if I wasn't hearing it. I have added my birthday wishes to Joorch by email......


<<What a conceited, arrogant, self-centered monster you are. I have been listening to radio for nearly fifty years and I can think of not one instant of a presenter hijacking his or her show to celebrate their own birthday. It is grossly unprofessional. Fine, it's your birthday, but what makes you think you have the right to use C2C to make such a deal out of it? It is of no more than passing interest to anyone outside the circle of your family and friends and it is merely pathetic for you to parade it like this. You remind me of those annoying co-workers who spend weeks before their birthday reminding everyone that it's coming up and dropping hints about presents. Yet another low point for Coast: yet another insult to Art's legacy.

By the way, that horse-fly in the studio is 'literally' the size of a horse? Really? You prove once more that you are a perfect storm of incompetence tied to ignorance. You suck Beyond Belief.>>

Now I'm mixing myself a Mushmouth Cocktail. A Malavalump Banshee, perhaps (an old favourite). Not a large one: a huuuuge one. I'll chase it with a shot of Carnivora, to ensure immune modulation.

[21st Century Man]

"It's everywhere!"


First shot.  I may have missed another opportunity.

[21st Century Man]

He almost said I love it.  Not quite there so I'll hold off.