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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

michio

Pope Georgie talked about his mass prayer experiment for "heavy rain" to the fires in California. Someone emailed him (or whatever) saying that it was getting "misty" around the area, so this communication convinced Pope Georgie his powerful mass prayer experiment works. Truly, he's a legend in his own mind.


Pat Boone does not belong in the RNR Hall of Fame, George.  Noory, your expiration date was in 1963.  Before that time you may have been somewhat hip though I seriously doubt it.  Pat Boone was the person that parents wanted their boys to be in the late 50's but not the one that boys wanted to be unless your name is George Noory.

Oh good grief.  Please stop with this Ouija Board crap already.

Oh well, he stayed for the 4th hour but GN sounds like he's a bit impatient and wants to get out of there.  He's getting grumpy.  Too bad no past guest died this last week.  Just kidding.

michio

Dude caller said he experienced a terrible accident when he was younger. He was unable to speak a complete sentence for almost a year, being he'd forget what he had been talking about due to the head trauma he'd suffered.  As a survivor he fully appreciates life and wishes everyone would look after each other because it would make life easier. George added something along the line of , "what a better planet it would be."   ??? Who says "better planet" when "better world" would make more sense?  What is it with his overuse of "planet?" Is "world" a dreaded companion to his phobia of "February," or what? I'm seriously starting to believe he didn't learn English until he was a teenager.

At the top of the program sNoory sent out a congratulatory shout-out to Ashley (sp?) and "Justice" on their upcoming marriage. It is "Justice," isn't it?  :-\

Jackstar


Scully

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 22, 2014, 12:19:47 PM
... I think George is about as dumb and lazy as it gets, just this side of being completely dysfunctional.  I think he comes up with these ideas on the ride in to the office, gets all excited, thinks they are great, announces them on the show, and has no real plan after that.  I don't think he plans to hype this show then pull the rug out, it just sort of happens because he's an idiot.

It's a lot the same with some of his other stories and commentary.  The Hawaii Studio was completely made up - he wanted to look like a big shot to his audience that day.  His personal stories typically don't quite ring true, yet manage to make him seem isolated and creepy.  Some of his other stories and brainstorms that just sort of petered away...

George Noory just sucks

Paper*Boy, I think you are a brilliant analyst.  8)

Jackstar

Incidentally, that's a good one: "planet" & "plan it." Plan... it.

Just me then? Oh, okay. Carry on.

Izintit?

Quote from: laserjock on May 23, 2014, 04:36:17 PM
Guys, Noory IS right wing, remember he kept talking about the libertarian candidates, he's supported libertarians for over a decades.  On radio, liberals are the minority, there are very very few liberals in main stream media, the medium is hostile to them, and the listeners who spend time with AM radio are all right wing.  Left wingers don't listen to AM radio, in fact, few even listen to any radio.  But if anyone here thinks Noory is pro Clinton, they are mistaken, and Noory doesn't even understand most issues well enough to even know what he believes.  The very fact that he gives Alex Jones free air play is proof of where he thinks he stands.  Premrat wouldn't tolerate a liberal on their network.
Alex Jones is a detriment to conservatives.If Charles Manson somehow got paroled and could pull numbers Premrat would hire him in a second.Look at the boobs they have on now. GNS

Izintit?

Quote from: michio on May 24, 2014, 02:13:30 AM
Dude caller said he experienced a terrible accident when he was younger. He was unable to speak a complete sentence for almost a year, being he'd forget what he had been talking about due to the head trauma he'd suffered.  As a survivor he fully appreciates life and wishes everyone would look after each other because it would make life easier. George added something along the line of , "what a better planet it would be."   ??? Who says "better planet" when "better world" would make more sense?  What is it with his overuse of "planet?" Is "world" a dreaded companion to his phobia of "February," or what? I'm seriously starting to believe he didn't learn English until he was a teenager.

At the top of the program sNoory sent out a congratulatory shout-out to Ashley (sp?) and "Justice" on their upcoming marriage. It is "Justice," isn't it?  :-\
As I listened to that guy talk about how he went through the windshield and talk about his quite amazing recovery I knew what was coming. Gory George who revels in other peoples pain asked "Did just your head go through or did your complete body go through the windshield?"

Izintit?

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 23, 2014, 06:52:22 PM

It's all about name recognition at this point in the cycle, of the probable contenders hers is the only name Noory knows..
Or in the small enviroment George was comfortable enough that he wouldn`t alienate a large portion of his radio audience by dropping his libertarian mask.

albrecht

Norry also wanted to know if the 'Mole People' who live underneath Las Vegas "have babies down there?" Personally, I was waiting for him to ask if "they were mean babies."

Nebraska888

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 24, 2014, 12:27:20 AM
Pat Boone does not belong in the RNR Hall of Fame, George.  Noory, your expiration date was in 1963.  Before that time you may have been somewhat hip though I seriously doubt it.  Pat Boone was the person that parents wanted their boys to be in the late 50's but not the one that boys wanted to be unless your name is George Noory.

God, could you believe that he actually compared PAT BOONE to the MOODY BLUES??????  He is such an old cornball.....so damned nerdy......so friggin' UNCOOL.   ::)

Nebraska888

Quote from: albrecht on May 24, 2014, 11:30:14 AM
Norry also wanted to know if the 'Mole People' who live underneath Las Vegas "have babies down there?" Personally, I was waiting for him to ask if "they were mean babies."

Noory is morbid and strange......verging on some sort of perverted mental disorder that focuses on blood, gore, and LITTLE BABIES AND LITTLE KIDS (he can't say child, children, youngster, young people, infant.....)  The only areas in which he asks for DETAILS are the aforementioned.

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Friday's guest had some great stories to tell about the weird and creepy but NOORY FRIGGIN' KEPT INTERRUPTING AND FOCUSING ON BULL@#$% stories instead of the "good stuff" that could have potentially been discussed.

I WANT TO SCREAM.......I WANT TO SCREAM.........God help me.

Thank God Knapp is on the next two evenings.


wr250

QuoteThe only areas in which he asks for DETAILS are the aforementioned.

not true! he pressed for the details of being burned alive in a pyroclastic cloud
and wanted to know about cracks in the ocean floor(portals?)

zeebo

Quote from: wr250 on May 24, 2014, 11:48:35 AM
not true! he pressed for the details of being burned alive in a pyroclastic cloud
and wanted to know about cracks in the ocean floor(portals?)

Also, when interviewing the astronomer who worked in Hawaii, he wanted to know how many people died in car accidents each year on the road down from Mauna Kea (of course that's after he found out there was no escalator).

Quote from: zeebo on May 24, 2014, 01:04:10 PM
Also, when interviewing the astronomer who worked in Hawaii, he wanted to know how many people died in car accidents each year on the road down from Mauna Kea (of course that's after he found out there was no escalator).


And this is a person who worked in newsrooms for decades, supposedly even winning awards?

Abby Normal

Quote from: laserjock on May 23, 2014, 04:36:17 PM
Guys, Noory IS right wing, remember he kept talking about the libertarian candidates, he's supported libertarians for over a decades.  On radio, liberals are the minority, there are very very few liberals in main stream media, the medium is hostile to them, and the listeners who spend time with AM radio are all right wing.  Left wingers don't listen to AM radio, in fact, few even listen to any radio.  But if anyone here thinks Noory is pro Clinton, they are mistaken, and Noory doesn't even understand most issues well enough to even know what he believes.  The very fact that he gives Alex Jones free air play is proof of where he thinks he stands.  Premrat wouldn't tolerate a liberal on their network.

George is definitely right of center.  A couple of nights ago he was talking about how Obamacare is "all screwed up" and he grunted his approval when his guest said, "no one ever accused Obama of being financially responsible."  Of course, attributing a political stance to George is analogous to attributing political views to a box of Hostess Ding Dongs.

zeebo

Quote from: Abby Normal on May 24, 2014, 02:28:20 PM
George is definitely right of center.  A couple of nights ago he was talking about how Obamacare is "all screwed up" and he grunted his approval when his guest said, "no one ever accused Obama of being financially responsible."  Of course, attributing a political stance to George is analogous to attributing political views to a box of Hostess Ding Dongs.

Yeah but almost in the same sentence he was saying no one should ever have to go without health care, implying a more liberal ideal.  I don't the he knows what he is.  The guy's never done a minute of rigorous political or any other kind of analysis except choosing which mustache wax to use.

Izintit?

Quote from: zeebo on May 24, 2014, 02:39:55 PM
Yeah but almost in the same sentence he was saying no one should ever have to go without health care, implying a more liberal ideal.  I don't the he knows what he is.  The guy's never done a minute of rigorous political or any other kind of analysis except choosing which mustache wax to use.
That`s why it surprised me when he said "Hillary `16" in that video.I suppose it`s possible someone in the audience asked him about Hillary in 2016 and George,ever wanting to be liked,rode with it.The odd thing was not really the stance he seemed to take but that he took a stance at all as you said.

albrecht

Quote from: zeebo on May 24, 2014, 02:39:55 PM
Yeah but almost in the same sentence he was saying no one should ever have to go without health care, implying a more liberal ideal. 
When is his foundation to help out people happening? Maybe we could replace Obamacare with that?

Abby Normal

Quote from: zeebo on May 24, 2014, 02:39:55 PM
Yeah but almost in the same sentence he was saying no one should ever have to go without health care, implying a more liberal ideal.  I don't the he knows what he is.  The guy's never done a minute of rigorous political or any other kind of analysis except choosing which mustache wax to use.

You could probably ask him anything and he'd say, "there's no doubt about it."

Noory is captain unheard in detroit. In fact stupid george doesn't even have an affiliate in detroit. Art was on WJR which can be heard on skip in Mexico City.

Noory serves detoit from Windsor freaking Canada. A much less powerful station. Reasons like this is why george has more affiliates but less listners.

zeebo

Quote from: Abby Normal on May 24, 2014, 04:06:49 PM
You could probably ask him anything and he'd say, "there's no doubt about it."

"It sure is."

Little Hater

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John Van Auken, Dr Robert Schoch, George Noory, Tom Danheiser, Richard C Hoagland, Grandmother Bwaun Equa, Peggy Phoenix Dubro, Cathy Kominos, Linda Robinson, Dr Jeri Castronova, Dr John Ryan, Dr Cheri St Arnauld, Arielle Faith Michael, Adrienne Goff , Mona Delfino, Leela Hutchison, Dr Roman Gokal, Dr Joseph McNamara & Hosts: Anne Meiklejohn-Tipton & James Tyberonn

On the other hand, you can see this C2C All-Star lineup for a low, low, $195 in June:



George Noory
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
Erich von Däniken
Steven Greer
David Wilcock
Michael Tellinger
Jim Marrs
Nick Pope
John Anthony West
Jason Martell
David Jacobs
Linda Moulton Howe
David Sereda
James Gilliland
Stephen Bassett
Laura Eisenhower
Richard Dolan
Jesse Marcel
Nick Redfern
Mike Bara
Travis Walton
Yvonne Smith
Marshall Klarfeld
William Brown
Robert Perala
Robert Salas
Donald Schmitt
Alejandro Rojas
Dr. Dream
Dr. Lynne Kitei
Douglas Taylor
Alexandra Bruce
Joel Wallach
Celeste Yarnall
Barbara Harris
Gerald Clark
Byron Belitsos


nooropathy

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 24, 2014, 04:08:17 PM
Noory is captain unheard in detroit. In fact stupid george doesn't even have an affiliate in detroit. Art was on WJR which can be heard on skip in Mexico City.

Noory serves detoit from Windsor freaking Canada. A much less powerful station. Reasons like this is why george has more affiliates but less listners.

Windsor    CKLW-AM    50KW       800
Detroit      WJR-AM     50KW        760   

These are the same in power, but they "direct" their signals especially at night to optimize for their listening audience.   I live in mid-Michgan and CKLW 800 drops out big time at night...WJR 760 is stronger by a long shot and they are essentially across the river from each other... I have an old C Crane Select-A-Tenna really helps to pull in the weaker stations like CKLW- thanks Art.

GNS


aldousburbank

Somewhere In Time rocks!
You suck George Noory!

wr250

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 24, 2014, 07:16:23 PM
Somewhere In Time rocks!
You suck George Noory!

pretty telling when 20 yr old art bell show has higher ratings than noory to noory am

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