George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[VtaGeezer]

(originally posted in the wrong thread):
I checked Daugherty's (tonight's guest) website.  A fundie preacher turned New Age con man seer/healer.  And surprise!!...Noory wrote the forward to this guy's book on St. Paul as the antiChrist, and has appeared on his webcast "show".  We know how this will go. Noory's networking these New Age con artists big time.  I'm beginning to wonder if PRN sold C2C to Noory behind the scenes; hard to believe they'd let him use it as his personal endorsement kickback generator.

[Catsmile]

Imagine how many ways he can wipe his ass with the word, Waikiki.
How dreadful, how dreadful... sigh.

[Little Hater]

Imagine how many ways he can wipe his ass with the word, Waikiki.
How dreadful, how dreadful... sigh.

Jesus, I hadn't thought about Noory trying to pronounce place names in Hawaii. Once he gets past Hilo, we may need another thread to hold the mockery.

[ItsOver]

Jorch, the verbal mangler that just keeps on giving.

Feel free to photoshop Jorch's head over Robert Englund's head.  No insult intended to Robert.

[Morgus]

Its a new month already, that means tonite is Noory's "Submerging Artists" night, unfortunately...

[zeebo]

I was expecting a bundle of nerves, with lots of dead air, but this hottie was smooth and confident and did a fine job and I've dropped her a line telling her so....

The topics weren't my cup of tea but I agree I thought she was actually pretty good and may I dare say, her voice was, um, kinda sexy.  Hey, if Seraphim can have her John B. Wells, I can have my Lisa Garr, ok?  Let's just move on.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I predict Herbalife will purchase Coast to Coast from Premier.

[aldousburbank]

I predict Herbalife will purchase Coast to Coast from Premier.

Three words;
Prescient
Fitting
Funny

[21st Century Man]

Well its obvious since Noory is acting as a shill for this New Age con artist(I have another word in mind), its obvious that Noory is no Bible thumper.  The case is settled.  And yes, as Noory wrote a foreword to this charlatan's(and that's not the word either) book, we can sort of assume he has similar ideals. The word I have in mind sort of rhymes with derelict which in of itself describes Noory to a T.

[Designx]

Its a new month already, that means tonite is Noory's "Submerging Artists" night, unfortunately...

$hit.

[ItsOver]

Its a new month already, that means tonite is Noory's "Submerging Artists" night, unfortunately...

Welcome to Jorch's Super Suck Sunday.  Glad I'm not listening.  I'm watching "The Outer Limits."  At least my ear drums won't explode.

[Birdie]

Well its obvious since Noory is acting as a shill for this New Age con artist(I have another word in mind), its obvious that Noory is no Bible thumper.  The case is settled.  And yes, as Noory wrote a foreword to this charlatan's(and that's not the word either) book, we can sort of assume he has similar ideals. The word I have in mind sort of rhymes with derelict which in of itself describes Noory to a T.

I tend to think Jorch would write a forward for anyone who asked, just so he could see the words 'Forward by George Norry' in print and because he would think being 'published' elevates his status.
I do wonder what he really does believe, spiritually. It is hard to tell because he seems to agree completely with every single person he interviews, no matter how different the beliefs. Maybe he has no soul and believes in nothing.  :

[Gassy Man]

Turdlock!

And George managed to say "Billy" so many times, I think it could be a drinking game.  My best to this guy who is struggling with poor health, but bludgeoning us with his name isn't going to help.

[George Drooly]

I tend to think Jorch would write a forward for anyone who asked, just so he could see the words 'Forward by George Norry' in print and because he would think being 'published' elevates his status.
I do wonder what he really does believe, spiritually. It is hard to tell because he seems to agree completely with every single person he interviews, no matter how different the beliefs. Maybe he has no soul and believes in nothing.  :

I'd like to see an edition of the bible with A forward by George

[pyewacket]

I'm a glutton for punishment- despite this being Noory's "emerging artists" night, I thought I'd tune in - "How much worse can it be? I ask stupidly. Not even 5 minutes in- Noory mentions TUMERIC- it had the effect of nails on a chalkboard for me and I had to shut him off. Just can't do it anymore. I'll leave it to those of you who sill have the stones to endure it. 

[Mels-hole1984]

Noory just stole one of Knapps bumpers.

[FightTheFuture]

Jeff Daugherty is a kook. That must have been one hell of a divorce to send him off the deep end like this.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

They just had blind caller and asking to explain something about how badly he was treated.
The follow-up the conversation went something like this:
Guest: they try to distract us with American Idol and the NFL and other TV...
GN: Like the Roman coliseum (or something)
Guest: Yes, exactly. That's why you are the host...

I can tell they are going to turn that into one of those brief advertisements/sound blurbs you hear during the other shows.

[FightTheFuture]

sNoory: There really wasn't a Catholic church, or Methodist, or Presbyterian or any of that stuff before Jesus, was there?

Guest: That's right, George


Another gaudy display of  George's scholarly command of history.

[aldousburbank]

sNoory: There really wasn't a Catholic church, or Methodist, or Presbyterian or any of that stuff before Jesus, was there?

Guest: That's right, George


Another gaudy display of  George's scholarly command of history.

There really wasn't a hell before Noory.

[DocHolliday]

There really wasn't a hell before Noory.

That'd be a pretty messed up episode of the Twilight Zone.  24/7 radio broadcasts of Noory all across the world.

[ItsOver]

 

Noory just stole one of Knapps bumpers.

Jorch has poached guests from Knapp, so why not a bumper.  That's Jorch.  It's what he does.  Noory sucks.

[maureen]

There really wasn't a hell before Noory.

thanks for starting my week with a laugh!! a brilliant repartee!! (as always)

[aldousburbank]

thanks for starting my week with a laugh!! a brilliant repartee!! (as always)

The Mrs. sick of my super powers so I'm happy somebody in my motherland still gets a yuk.

[HorrorReporter]

I fell asleep last night with my ear buds still intact.. I woke up a few times during the night. One time the thunder at a bumper song woke me up.. another time I woke up to Noory talking to someone feeble about how you should stand up once every 20 minutes to live longer--a showcase of how old the audience may be now?? Another time I woke up to Noory at a jam packed crowd going down into the audience to be nice to someone who is dying--only seeming like he mentioned it to praise himself and his gracefulness.
Did I hear all of this right? Did anyone listen?
Oh God how bad can this all get!@?

[pyewacket]

sNoory: There really wasn't a Catholic church, or Methodist, or Presbyterian or any of that stuff before Jesus, was there?

Guest: That's right, George


Another gaudy display of  George's scholarly command of history.

I heard Rush Limbaugh use this description once and I think it fits George to a tee- "A glittering jewel of colossal stupidity".

[Izintit?]

 No George,you illiterate little bastard,Saint Paul wasn`t  a fisherman. I almost decided that Noory just plays dumb - like some people do to get out of work- but I don`t  believe his moon-sized ego would allow that.Plus the evidence of his stupidity is well documented and refreshed nightly.What happend to his Friday prayer list he used to crow about when he tried to make everybody think that he "cares"? I guess it didn`t translate into Gaiam tv subscribers. Oh, and the emerging artists he plays "because he just wants to help them out" as we know are all picked by "Little Debbie" Danheiser. Noory doing least as possible to create a "nice guy" facade for $$$. GNS

[ItsOver]

Excellent assessment.  This should be added to Jorch's Wiki.  Jorch is a wannabe manipulator who's too incompetent to pull it off.

[Morgus]

Jorch has poached guests from Knapp, so why not a bumper.  That's Jorch.  It's what he does.  Noory sucks.

The only thing that is Noory's own is his "UFO Phil" song... 

[Izintit?]

If you listen to noory, you are helping him stay on the air. It is that simple.

Do you mean because Big Brother is monitoring all of our am/fm radios?