George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[expat]

Oh my poor, poor bedside radio. I smashed it into smithereens again. This time it was when Noory once again credited Ed Dames with a remote viewing "hit" without any justification whatever. "Ed said MH370 was at the bottom of the Indian Ocean -- spot on!"

Yes, Ed said that. He also said where in the Indian Ocean. Just off the coast of Thailand, a good 4000 miles from where it's now thought to be.

And as long as I'm having a moan -- last week's announcement from Brazilian astronomers was not the Oort cloud object, but Chariklo -- an asteroid with a very unexpected ring system.

[bigchucka]

Exactly as expected, Noory's so-called "tribute" to longtime c2cam guest Evelyn Paglini is that he just has his staff play a part of an old taped interview with her from years ago for the last half-hour.
Noory takes full advantage and gets to sneak out early on Friday again...

I guess the more "proper" tribute will be out in a couple of days when williedee is ready to launch...

[ItsOver]

God, fuck Noory.  I tried to listen to the show for 30 seconds and couldn't do it.  I'm trying to explain my fascination with the original C2C show to my friend.  So now I'm playing an old replay of Art talking about UFOs.

Oh, and has anyone ever thought about doing a FOIA request on Noory?  I think it'd be interesting to find out why a Naval intelligence officer only served nine years.  Usually if someone commits that much time they're not going to punch out nearly halfway to a retirement.  Methinks there might be some less than favorable remarks about Mr. Noory.

I believe Jorch bailed-out right before the first Gulf conflict.  That was no doubt a good thing considering the problems Jorch had with safely consuming a pizza roll. 

[VtaGeezer]

... has anyone ever thought about doing a FOIA request on Noory?  I think it'd be interesting to find out why a Naval intelligence officer only served nine years.  Usually if someone commits that much time they're not going to punch out nearly halfway to a retirement.  Methinks there might be some less than favorable remarks about Mr. Noory.

I think he was a public relations officer; probably did media stuff for the Navy. Noory as an intel guy is a true oxymoron.

[DocHolliday]

I think he was a public relations officer; probably did media stuff for the Navy. Noory as an intel guy is a true oxymoron.

Stay tuned. The process has been started ^_^

[VtaGeezer]

Stay tuned. The process has been started ^_^

You know that they'll require you to pay an astronomical research charge for a FOIA search, don't you?

[b_dubb]

I think he was a public relations officer; probably did media stuff for the Navy. Noory as an intel guy is a true oxymoron.

Remove the 'oxy' and you've got it.

[Izintit?]

The key word here is 'playing'. George Noory is either a brilliant character actor or he isn't and is simply being himself..My money is on the latter. That being the case, I know he isn't a comedy act, therefore he isn't parodying someone else, therefore not entertaining. Ergo, I don't listen.

Odd reasoning.So you would listen if he was a professional comedian and this "act" was his shtick? Also,just because you don`t find entertainment in George being George does not mean that others of us don`t find him uproariously hilarious. By the way,if you never listen to Noory why do you post on this thread? My money is on so you can castigate everyone.

[DocHolliday]

You know that they'll require you to pay an astronomical research charge for a FOIA search, don't you?

There is a chance that one may have to pay a fee, usually for the cost of copies, but in my experience simply digging up personnel records is free.

[ItsOver]

I think he was a public relations officer; probably did media stuff for the Navy. Noory as an intel guy is a true oxymoron.

It's almost as crazy as Jorch posing as a radio show host.

[DocHolliday]

http://www.talkers.com/tag/gaiam-tv/

"In its own way, such theater â€" or mystery â€" of the mind surfaces nightly on Premiere Radio’s four-hour (1:00am â€" 5:00am, Eastern Time) “Coast To Coast AM,” overseen with graceful aplomb by the tremendously eloquent George Noory."

That little son of a bitch author even tries to compare him to Orson Welles.

[ItsOver]

"Graceful aplomb, " "eloquent"   Words to NEVER associate with Jorch.  Geeeeesh, what a load of donkey doo.

[DocHolliday]

"Graceful aplomb, " "eloquent"   Words to NEVER associate with Jorch.  Geeeeesh, what a load of donkey doo.

George is to eloquent as Kirstie Alley is to thin.

[ItsOver]

George is to eloquent as Kirstie Alley is to thin.

Hahaha.  Yeth thir!

[zeebo]

... And is it just me, or is "where can people get your book, so that people can have fun with it?" a really odd question?

Yes, odd, especially since he was referring to a book about hauntings.  Reminds me, some friends are coming over and we're gonna have a blast with The Shining.

[ItsOver]

I almost forgot to note that I awoke in the middle of the night and heard last night's guest mention something about Hawaii.  Of course, the Nooron couldn't resist mentioning the supposed neverending underconstruction studio.  Noory was gloating about the studio being finished in June.  JB Wells' photo of being on the beach in Hawaii came to mind.  Sorry, Wells, no Hawaiian studio for you.

[zeebo]

I almost forgot to note that I awoke in the middle of the night and heard last night's guest mention something about Hawaii.  Of course, the Nooron couldn't resist mentioning the supposed neverending underconstruction studio....

He's just waiting for the escalator to be built.

[Morgus]

I almost forgot to note that I awoke in the middle of the night and heard last night's guest mention something about Hawaii.  Of course, the Nooron couldn't resist mentioning the supposed neverending underconstruction studio.  Noory was gloating about the studio being finished in June.  JB Wells' photo of being on the beach in Hawaii came to mind.  Sorry, Wells, no Hawaiian studio for you.

Now its June? Wasn't it supposed to be ready years ago?
I bet come June Noory will forget about it for a few months and start over with future dates again...

[zeebo]

His "energy centers were activated through his body."  Um, yep.

[Yorkshire pud]

Odd reasoning.So you would listen if he was a professional comedian and this "act" was his shtick?

Only if he was this good; they parodied some very famous UK Dj's into two characters and it made uncomfortable watching for them. ...But Noory  isn't them.

Smashey & Nicey

Also,just because you don`t find entertainment in George being George does not mean that others of us don`t find him uproariously hilarious. By the way,if you never listen to Noory why do you post on this thread? My money is on so you can castigate everyone.

I've heard Noory twice. Both on YT. Once to hear what he was like, and the second to confirm it...yep, he is that bad. I'm not castigating anyone, I just find it puzzling in the same way as hammering nails into your head and complaining it hurts. But then repeating it...Isn't madness defined as  repeating an action and expecting a different result? 

[Scully]

I almost forgot to note that I awoke in the middle of the night and heard last night's guest mention something about Hawaii.  Of course, the Nooron couldn't resist mentioning the supposed neverending underconstruction studio.  Noory was gloating about the studio being finished in June.  JB Wells' photo of being on the beach in Hawaii came to mind.  Sorry, Wells, no Hawaiian studio for you.

Will wonders never cease? The man has no shame or no memory.

I distinctly recall Noory assuring callers that the Hawaiian studio was complete and just awaiting his lordly presence way back in the day when it was being regularly spoken of. 

Gawd, he's irritating. 

[zeebo]

...I just find it puzzling in the same way as hammering nails into your head and complaining it hurts. But then repeating it...Isn't madness defined as  repeating an action and expecting a different result? 

Sometimes some useful/entertaining content seeps through in spite of the host.  Other times the curious disasters that occur and the passionate disapproval they invoke in the listener can be it's own form of warped entertainment.  I suppose it's the same reason lots of people watch cable news every day even though it usually makes them bonkers. 

[onan]

If you listen to noory, you are helping him stay on the air. It is that simple.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

http://www.talkers.com/tag/gaiam-tv/

"In its own way, such theater â€" or mystery â€" of the mind surfaces nightly on Premiere Radio’s four-hour (1:00am â€" 5:00am, Eastern Time) “Coast To Coast AM,” overseen with graceful aplomb by the tremendously eloquent George Noory."

That little son of a bitch author even tries to compare him to Orson Welles.

Jesus tapdancing Christ. 

[valdez]

Who the hell is Lisa Garr, you might ask..?

I was expecting a bundle of nerves, with lots of dead air, but this hottie was smooth and confident and did a fine job and I've dropped her a line telling her so.  Shame on Eldon Taylor for, at times, being what I sensed was a bit condescending to Garr, and for not shutting his trap long enough to see if the host may possibly have a question.  I don't even know what the guy was talking about.  Spirit medium, John Holland, was a gentleman, as most of these medium guys seem to be.  Maybe because they know there's a hell.  I'm gonna drop Eldon a line reminding him of such.  I hope Garr comes back.  There's room for her.

B+

[HorrorReporter]

     I was expecting a bundle of nerves, with lots of dead air, but this hottie was smooth and confident and did a fine job and I've dropped her a line telling her so.  Shame on Eldon Taylor for, at times, being what I sensed was a bit condescending to Garr, and for not shutting his trap long enough to see if the host may possibly have a question.  I don't even know what the guy was talking about.  Spirit medium, John Holland, was a gentleman, as most of these medium guys seem to be.  Maybe because they know there's a hell.  I'm gonna drop Eldon a line reminding him of such.  I hope Garr comes back.  There's room for her.

B+

Interestingly enough there were positive reactions of more ardent Bell fans as well when she hosted in 2006 and 2007..

I've long thought paranormal radio needs a female host--but I don't like hosts that tread too much into the 'higher consciousness' waters..

Garr was decent. Agreed on the B but if say a B-

[Yorkshire pud]

Garr was decent. Agreed on the B but if say a B-

Yeah, well she wouldn't kick you out of bed either.... maybe.

[ItsOver]

Will wonders never cease? The man has no shame or no memory.

I distinctly recall Noory assuring callers that the Hawaiian studio was complete and just awaiting his lordly presence way back in the day when it was being regularly spoken of. 

Gawd, he's irritating. 

Jorch is definitely without shame.  Otherwise, he would have accepted the fact he sucks as a radio show host and resigned in disgrace.  Unless he's completely clueless.  Of course,  we all know that to be true, as well.

I'm hoping the infamous Hawaiian studio won't be ready for Jorch until after we land on Mars.  Aren't we just dying to hear those opening lines of "somewhere off of or kind of near Waikiki...I'm Jorch Noory."

[West of the Rockies]

Holy cow!  1,500+ pages devoted to Noory stinking.  I doubt there are 1,500 pages devoted to any other pop celebrity's dreadfulness -- not Bieber, not Nugent, not the Kardashians....  Premiere, are you paying any attention?

[ItsOver]

PremRat must be too busy worrying about the really important stuff to be bothered by trying to produce a quality show with a talented host.  Important stuff such as a studio in Hawaii and helping Clear Channel with their mist tunnel.  What a suck-ass outfit.