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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

bigchucka

Quote from: Morgus on April 01, 2014, 02:07:56 PM
Yep. I expect another typical Noory 'tribute' where he just plays an hour from an old past interview while he can goof off or split early on a Friday night.  :P

What's funny is Williedee could do a better job of it with an incomplete collection.  If he's interested.... first appearance was an open lines show.  She called in and POOF! Art had a guest.

I know from one of the shows she was "advising" Art privately on some serious shit he had going on at the time.

albrecht

Quote from: bateman on March 31, 2014, 04:31:16 PM
A Coast to Coast Instagram account is just as awkward as you'd expect. http://instagram.com/p/ly7LU-HX7D/
that is amazing. Some faces and people are meant for radio (no offense to you, I love DarkWeekend!) but George is looking more and more like a midnight movie horror show host. Like what I recall of "Count Gore de Vol". He is scary looking!

HorrorRetro

Quote from: albrecht on April 01, 2014, 05:44:44 PM
that is amazing. Some faces and people are meant for radio (no offense to you, I love DarkWeekend!) but George is looking more and more like a midnight movie horror show host. Like what I recall of "Count Gore de Vol". He is scary looking!

http://svengoolie.com/

albrecht

Quote from: HorrorRetro on April 01, 2014, 06:44:18 PM
http://svengoolie.com/
Yes, I'm glad METV is keeping the horror host around. But ol' George is looking more scary than the both of them.
http://www.countgore.com/

yumyumtree

Crazypants Steve Quayle on tonight. Since be lives in Bozeman, maybe he knows why the animals are fleeing Yellowstone, if indeed they are.

bateman

Quote from: albrecht on April 01, 2014, 05:44:44 PM
that is amazing. Some faces and people are meant for radio (no offense to you, I love DarkWeekend!) but George is looking more and more like a midnight movie horror show host. Like what I recall of "Count Gore de Vol". He is scary looking!

I especially like the way he's awkwardly holding her hand.

albrecht

Quote from: bateman on April 01, 2014, 08:52:26 PM
I especially like the way he's awkwardly holding her hand.
Yes! In a way it makes me a little sad for him. His drawn out counteance n frequent tellings of lamentations; from working all holidays to frightfilled episodes of microwaved or convenience store food, or oddly glossed over family tragedies, has made him a creature of the night. A human contact is now odd, unfamliar even with a fan. A man alone but, alas, cannot die... (not that I want George  to die) but his pictures n odd fascinations with potential body-counts, esp children, on shows makes me think he is not in a happy place.

zeebo

What's that strange clicking sound?  Millions of radios turning off after the words ".. and next, Alex Jones and the Bilderbergs."

bigchucka

When I build a burger, I like to run it through the garden.  I like cheeseburgers like I like my pizza.  The more toppings the merrier.

Birdie

Sounds like Jorch is in full-on death crow mode tonight. Fun. It will only get worse when Quayle comes on. What a morbid fuck. It's funny how people used to say John B. was depressing.

Edit: Did I just hear Jorch ask for people suffering from a super bug to call in? Really? I must have misheard him.

zeebo

Quote from: bigchucka on April 01, 2014, 10:17:07 PM
When I build a burger, I like to run it through the garden.  I like cheeseburgers like I like my pizza.  The more toppings the merrier.

Don't forget the Bohemian Grove avocado.

b_dubb

Cannot listen to this shit. It's like allowing someone to take a diarrhea dump into your mind.

bigchucka

Quote from: zeebo on April 01, 2014, 10:29:30 PM
Don't forget the Bohemian Grove avocado.

When I get a 7 layer burrito at Taco Bell, I go No Guacamole Add Nacho Cheese.  I have a feeling that I don't like avacado, even though I can't say I knowingly ate any.

The most I go is bacon, cheese, onion, lettuce, tomato, banana peppers, mushrooms, ketchup, mustard, Miracle Whip.

NoMoreNoory

Utter crap from Jones and Noory. Jones droning about superbugs like it's something new, and claiming that the great Satan - the 'mainstream media' - aren't talking about it. Bullshit. It's been constantly reported and discussed for the best part of the last 40 years. There is also nothing at all suspicious or odd about the reason for them. As a species, we've been chucking antibiotics down our throats in unprecedented quantities. More often than not, this is compounded by failing to finish the full course. The result of that is to expose viruses to the drugs without killing them, thus aiding them to learn about antibiotics and develop immunity to them. It's what they do, and they're extremely good at it. It's why they are the oldest and most successful form of life on the planet.
The pair of them prattling on like they just discovered this, with Jones doing his usual performance of the voice in the wilderness, the only person who understands, screaming to a world that won't listen. He's a self-indulgent fantasist. Crap, crap, crap.

yumyumtree

They worked Tangy Tangerine into the conversation.

yumyumtree

John Ellis Water. Now they'll get the anti-Semites going.

bigchucka

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 01, 2014, 10:40:49 PM
Utter crap from Jones and Noory. Jones droning about superbugs like it's something new, and claiming that the great Satan - the 'mainstream media' - aren't talking about it. Bullshit. It's been constantly reported and discussed for the best part of the last 40 years. There is also nothing at all suspicious or odd about the reason for them. As a species, we've been chucking antibiotics down our throats in unprecedented quantities. More often than not, this is compounded by failing to finish the full course. The result of that is to expose viruses to the drugs without killing them, thus aiding them to learn about antibiotics and develop immunity to them. It's what they do, and they're extremely good at it. It's why they are the oldest and most successful form of life on the planet.
The pair of them prattling on like they just discovered this, with Jones doing his usual performance of the voice in the wilderness, the only person who understands, screaming to a world that won't listen. He's a self-indulgent fantasist. Crap, crap, crap.

I may be wrong, but I thought antibiotics will only help if it's a bacterial infection.  Ain't gonna do a damn thing for viruses.  But yeah, people would demand their doc prescribe them an antibiotic, and the doctor would.


bigchucka

Quote from: yumyumtree on April 01, 2014, 10:45:50 PM
John Ellis Water. Now they'll get the anti-Semites going.

Was Jesus able to walk on water because the water molecules were "opened up"?  That was the first I ever heard of that stuff.... don't even know if it's possible... I know there's different isotopes of water, .ie "heavy water"

Would be funny to hear Super Male Vitality brought up....

qaddisin

Oh dear god, the first time I listen to Noory in almost a year and I've been assaulted with a craptacular Cronkite impersonation. Add Alex Jones, Steve Quayle, mouthbreathing callers, Beyond Tangy Tangerine, and shake vigorously. One big cocktail of crazy.

NoMoreNoory

OK. That's it. Gun in the mouth time.
A caller likens Noory and Jones to Walter Cronkite????? And the pair of them lap it up, and Joorch follows up with his 'impersonation' of the great man, which sounded an awful lot like George Noory.
Jesus Christ, this can't sink any lower, can it?

bigchucka

There's a lot of hate out there because you do a horrible job of interviewing a guest, George!

NoMoreNoory

And a 'hayturrs' rant to follow from Joorch

ZHero

Quick anology of Alex and Noory on tonights show;
  It's like the the two old women who sit on the porch, talking about who in the neighborhood
is sick, who or what is causing it, and the old crappy home remedies to fix it all.
  And they talk about the neighborhood whore and all the drugs she sells out of her house.
    If you listen to it like that, they are hilarious!  They are so ridiculous I'm splitting my side!
What a couple of old FARTS!

yumyumtree

Actually I have heard of something a bit like the John Ellis water before. In the 80s I had a friend who sold Shaklee products, which have pretty much disappeared from the scene now but in their day were almost as big a multilevel marketer as Amway. Anyway, he claimed that their cleaning products had something in them to "make water wetter."

bigchucka

Herbalife has been in the news lately. Another MLM, and Coast advertiser, even though they don't say the company name....

yumyumtree

Although Quayle didnt make it clear, the Flathead Indians stopped headbinding at least 100 years ago. I went to high school with several. Where Quayle lives is nowhere near Flathead country.

That being said, Quayle sounds less wound up than usual.


yumyumtree

Quote from: bigchucka on April 01, 2014, 11:19:43 PM
Herbalife has been in the news lately. Another MLM, and Coast advertiser, even though they don't say the company name....

Yeah, I think goherenext is Herbalife. But I'm not sure. Amway calls itself something different now too--Quixtar, I think.


bigchucka

Quote from: yumyumtree on April 01, 2014, 11:21:23 PM
Although Quayle didnt make it clear, the Flathead Indians stopped headbinding at least 100 years ago. I went to high school with several. Where Quayle lives is nowhere near Flathead country.

That being said, Quayle sounds less wound up than usual.

Didn't Glenn Beck bring that practice back by using duct tape?

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