George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[FallenSeraph]

You really have a drive trying to get people of this forum to listen to Premier's abomination of the Coast to Coast AM shows and George Noory Seraphim27. Do you mind explaining why you do that?

Misery loves company?

Nobody likes to suffer alone?

Conflicted feelings for George?

I'm a Premiere plant? 

O, the possibilities! 

[nooryisawesome]

George Noory sucks


Wells was on another podcast and he stated that his numbers were better on Saturday than George's in the ratings. Wells also said he really didn't know George very much. I do also know that on stream link Well's show had much more listens that any of Georges. I think George was getting afraid of Wells. I also think Wells sucks almost as much ast George.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/afraid

Why would Premier fire Wells and not George if he was more popular than George. Is this some sort of a conspiracy or someting less sinister.


"falkie style post are the coolest"

[gx2music]

theres a simple answer to that - Wells was getting at the crux of the matter, in terms of NWO stuff.   Noory doesnt touch it .. therefore Noory is "safe"..   Wells is not.

Wells should set up his own podcast, and have it completely non-sponsored,  but instead funded by donors.

if you think that's crazy..  well you haven't listened to the No Agenda Show.

[eeieeyeoh]

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Looks like a Premier Rat w/public relations training making 6 digits.
Is Justin Beiber one of your clients too?

[FallenSeraph]

Looks like a Premier Rat w/public relations training.

OK.

Father Halloran's 29-page diary of the exorcism of that kid in St. Louis is here:

http://archive.ksdk.com/assetpool/documents/121026010134_SLU-exorcism-case-study.pdf

I've always been fascinated by this story.

The Archangel Michael makes an appearance on April 18. Afterward, the seraphim commenced singing "holy, holy, holy."

[eeieeyeoh]

OK.
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Are you now claiming to be Falkie2013's (stalkie) Wife?

[Morgus]

Wells was on another podcast and he stated that his numbers were better on Saturday than George's in the ratings. Wells also said he really didn't know George very much. I do also know that on stream link Well's show had much more listens that any of Georges. I think George was getting afraid of Wells. I also think Wells sucks almost as much as George.
Why would Premier fire Wells and not George if he was more popular than George. Is this some sort of a conspiracy or someting less sinister.

Yep, something strange there.
Either Wells was lying about his ratings relative to Noory, or else Noory is dabbling in black magic again.

Is this all a coincidence with these things happening to all the weekend hosts in the past month:
Ian was supposed to fill in around New Year's eve but got very ill and had to cancel.
Knapp almost died from a mysterious septic blood issue.
Wells gets dumped after 2 years of weekend c2cam hosting while getting high ratings.

[FallenSeraph]

Are you now claiming to be Falkie2013's (stalkie) Wife?

I'm filled with unexpected heady glee at the thought of anyone imagining me as employed right now.

Keep doing that. It feels good. Don't stop!

I don't like to see anyone screwing up his or her career. When I come back in the next life, I want to be the Patron Saint of Reversing Bad Career Decisions.

And if I'm ever employed again, I'm going to sing all the way to work every day and never, ever, ever take my job for granted again. It took a gigantic fall from grace to wipe away my formerly smug attitude and drill that gratitude into my head. (Lesson learned, Universe. May I have my life back now, please? I'm asking nicely.)

And I'm laughing at the irony. Joining a year ago under the premise of defending John B. Wells, sneaking over to the GNS thread, devoting a year of my life to winning everyone over with my enthusiasm and lame attempts at sad-sack charm, and then slowly turning the tides in the 1,419-page GNS thread? Yeah, in real life I actually AM that good of a PR flack. Fortunately I don't mix work with play and you're all safe here.

George sent me a PM once to tell me he was praying for my dad. I know the diehards say that's his M.O. but it worked. Ever since, I've been conflicted about posting in the GNS thread. It takes a special person to say "Thanks! You suck!" to someone who says, "I am praying for you and yours." I'm not that special, but I try.

A few days ago â€" albeit in a fit of John B. Wells-induced rage â€" I called George an assclown. Doesn't that win me some brownie points?

[eeieeyeoh]

I'm filled with ... brownie points?

Paranormal extraordinary. Can inverted/perverted/lies/brown noses be put in 12 dimensions? Down on the farm, a dozen is counted differently.

[fotd]

Looks like a Premier Rat w/public relations training making 6 digits.

She's a freelance writer.  I doubt she works for PremRat.  By your line of reasoning, valdez's recaps are the work of snoory's evil empire.

Hmm, mentioning writers who seem suspect, where has the dolphin been?

[eeieeyeoh]

She's a freelance writer.  I doubt she works for PremRat.  By your line of reasoning, valdez's recaps are the work of snoory's evil empire.

Hmm, mentioning writers who seem suspect, where has the dolphin been?

Can you ask your question less obscurely?

[Bmassie]

Yep, something strange there.
Either Wells was lying about his ratings relative to Noory, or else Noory is dabbling in black magic again.

Is this all a coincidence with these things happening to all the weekend hosts in the past month:
Ian was supposed to fill in around New Year's eve but got very ill and had to cancel.
Knapp almost died from a mysterious septic blood issue.
Wells gets dumped after 2 years of weekend c2cam hosting while getting high ratings.

Yeah ur not the first to make the connection that he's casting hexes on the superior radio host, after ten years of noory sucking it's pretty obvious he's got powerful dark joojoo.

[ItsOver]

Hey guys just wanted to remind you it's National Noory Feb Month, so start listening up for those "Feb"s.

Ah yes, that special time of the year, National Noory Feb Month.  Why Jorch makes a special effort to avoid pronouncing February when he screws up pronouncing every other word is puzzling.  Maybe it's due to a childhood trauma.  Perhaps "Feb" was the month of the great paternal hamster stomp.  He just can't spit out the entire word of February without horrific flashbacks.

But whatever the reason, it is indeed National Noory Feb Month and I'm glad to see you've reminded us, Zeebo.  Hamster stomping festivals and "Febs" should be occurring worldwide.   An event almost as important as Festivus.  Happy Feb to all!

[VtaGeezer]

I wasn't impressed with Syrett.  One more f'ing Twilight Zone show.  We've become a little more sophisticated since 1959.  All that was lacking was Billy Mumy treating us to a song.

[ItsOver]

Yep, something strange there.
Either Wells was lying about his ratings relative to Noory, or else Noory is dabbling in black magic again.

Is this all a coincidence with these things happening to all the weekend hosts in the past month:
Ian was supposed to fill in around New Year's eve but got very ill and had to cancel.
Knapp almost died from a mysterious septic blood issue.
Wells gets dumped after 2 years of weekend c2cam hosting while getting high ratings.

Don't forget Art's rapid DM downfall shortly after several skirmishes with Noory.  Of course, Art had nothing to do with shooting himself in the foot.  :

[Nebraska888]

I wasn't impressed with Syrett.  One more f'ing Twilight Zone show.  We've become a little more sophisticated since 1959.  All that was lacking was Billy Mumy treating us to a song.

So true.......but, I still enjoyed the program.  We, who have been Twilight Zone fans and Coast to Coast listeners for decades, found lots of this program a bit "dated".  However, all in all, I enjoyed the program MUCH more than if Wells had gone down the conspiracy path.

[No Name Storm]

So true.......but, I still enjoyed the program.  We, who have been Twilight Zone fans and Coast to Coast listeners for decades, found lots of this program a bit "dated".  However, all in all, I enjoyed the program MUCH more than if Wells had gone down the conspiracy path.

I was going to say I was liking Syrett until he said that we should do shows on alternative medicines, conspiracies, etc. etc. What??! We have the Snooron screwing us over with his stupid alternative, fake medicines shows. Bunch of hucksters selling medicine just like the carnival sideshow quacks that prowled the countryside in the 19th century tricking people into buying fake medicinal miracles.

You lost me on that on that, sonny boy Syrett.

[Nebraska888]

I was going to say I was liking Syrett until he said that we should do shows on alternative medicines, conspiracies, etc. etc. What??! We have the Snooron screwing us over with his stupid alternative, fake medicines shows. Bunch of hucksters selling medicine just like the carnival sideshow quacks that prowled the countryside in the 19th century tricking people into buying fake medicinal miracles.

You lost me on that on that, sonny boy Syrett.

OK, I missed that.....and, I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU!  If he starts that crap, I'm NOT LISTENING!   

[nooryisawesome]

I wasn't impressed with Syrett.  One more f'ing Twilight Zone show.  We've become a little more sophisticated since 1959.  All that was lacking was Billy Mumy treating us to a song.

The people on another form believe he was too bland.

[Liam the runner]

I wasn't impressed with Syrett.  One more f'ing Twilight Zone show.  We've become a little more sophisticated since 1959.  All that was lacking was Billy Mumy treating us to a song.

Yeah, but still better than Wells or Snoory! 

[Liam the runner]

Nice to hear George Knapp's voice so soon!
Hope he has a good show!

[Morgus]

One more f'ing Twilight Zone show.  We've become a little more sophisticated since 1959.  All that was lacking was Billy Mumy treating us to a song.

Coincidently I see today is Billy Mumy's 60th birthday... 

[TheGrimCreeper1]

Coincidently I see today is Billy Mumy's 60th birthday... 

That was a good thing you did. A real good thing.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Coincidently I see today is Billy Mumy's 60th birthday... 

Danger Will Robinson!  If Snoory sees his shadow tomorrow, we may be doomed to an extra decade of radio hell. 

[Scully]

Yep, something strange there.
Either Wells was lying about his ratings relative to Noory, or else Noory is dabbling in black magic again.

Is this all a coincidence with these things happening to all the weekend hosts in the past month:
Ian was supposed to fill in around New Year's eve but got very ill and had to cancel.
Knapp almost died from a mysterious septic blood issue.
Wells gets dumped after 2 years of weekend c2cam hosting while getting high ratings.

I think it's both. 

[Scully]

I was going to say I was liking Syrett until he said that we should do shows on alternative medicines, conspiracies, etc. etc. What??! We have the Snooron screwing us over with his stupid alternative, fake medicines shows. Bunch of hucksters selling medicine just like the carnival sideshow quacks that prowled the countryside in the 19th century tricking people into buying fake medicinal miracles.

You lost me on that on that, sonny boy Syrett.

I missed him saying that.  Ye gods and little fishes ... another Noory??? And you can bet that will give him a leg up with Simple Jorch. 

[eeieeyeoh]

It really depends on what Punxsutawney Phil decides.

[Abby Normal]

George's guest tonight is Alex Jones, the jackass who makes his living profiting from national tragedies: Oklahoma City Bombing, 9-11, Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon bombings.  Every time some tragedy happens, Jones blames it on the government and his demented followers believe him.  And George thinks he's swell.  He invites him to his personal appearances (the one in Toronto, anyway) and invites him to spew his idiocy on C2C.

What do you think? 

A) Does George actually believe this crap?  In which case he's either crazy or incredibly stupid.  Or

B) He knows it's crap but, having no conscience, milks this Alex Jones conspiracy crap because it's how he chooses to earn his living?

[UFQuack]

Or C) I think you're incredibly biased.

[Abby Normal]

You're right.  It's called REALITY.  It's called SANITY.  I'm biased toward both.

Go take your meds before you hurt someone.