George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[valdez]

I am still not over the pizzaroll thing.  I even started messing around with some audio. http://picosong.com/ka67/

Very very cool.  Welcome, Khameleon.  You talents shall be essential in our struggle.

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     Ken Johnston is one of the 1000 finalists to go on that Mars One mission, and George spent most of the segment befuddled as to why anyone would want to take a one way trip to the red planet.  "You won't come back...you're gonna die there..."  Richard C. made a quick cameo explaining why, in fact, no one will be left to die there.  He may be 19.5 hyper-dimensional wacky, but he's got this deep faith in the human experience that every now and then shines.  George also devolved into his predictable "what if" scenarios.  "What if you went there and found evidence of alien civilizations?"  "What if you went there and found evidence of ancient human civilizations?  What would you do?"  "What if you went there and an asteroid destroyed the Earth?  What would you do?" And I was seriously waiting for "What if you went there and that one eyed monster from 'Angry Red Planet' was there and started chasing you?  What would you do then?" But he ran out of time before he could ask it.  Matthew Alper doesn't believe in God or the afterlife, but there was something deep and poetic about him, talking about "the sanctity of the eternal soul," and saying that the same self-awareness that has made humanity the most powerful species on the planet, also made us aware of our mortality.  Could that be the gist of the story of Eden?  That by receiving knowledge we also received (became aware of) death?  Hmmm.  George Noory sucks.

[Subatomix]

Noory on mothman:

Znoory: Could the Mothman be an interdimensional being?

Guest: That is very well possible

Znoory: Wow. Thats really fascinating!

George Noory is just stupid ass hell

[No Name Storm]

Noory on mothman:

Znoory: Could the Mothman be an interdimensional being?

Guest: That is very well possible

Znoory: Wow. Thats really fascinating!

George Noory is just stupid ass hell

I don't believe for one minute Snooron is stupid. Nope. He just doesn't give a rat's ass for the paranormal or for C2C. He is a corporate capitalist and is in it only for the money. He is bored. He think all this stuff is below him and stupid. But he, himself, is not stupid. Just greedy and right winger, Republican mentality shyster, as are all of his guests. Can't you see this? Snooron has no real heart or interest in the show or the topics, expect maybe all the medical quackery shows he does. This is why he has adopted the dopey, fake personality. It is very obvious. I've never heard a more fake personality on air. Never.

[Subatomix]

I agree. He is not genuinly interested in the topics he "discusses" with the guests on his show. He kinda just tags a long and doesnt challenge anyone.

He is stupid ass hell though

[expat]

Review of Ken Johnston's segment last night.

[alger]

I don't believe for one minute Snooron is stupid. Nope. He just doesn't give a rat's ass for the paranormal or for C2C. He is a corporate capitalist and is in it only for the money. He is bored. He think all this stuff is below him and stupid. But he, himself, is not stupid. Just greedy and right winger, Republican mentality shyster, as are all of his guests. Can't you see this? Snooron has no real heart or interest in the show or the topics, expect maybe all the medical quackery shows he does. This is why he has adopted the dopey, fake personality. It is very obvious. I've never heard a more fake personality on air. Never.

He'll never be the talent that Ed Shultz is. Lol!

[FallenSeraph]

This, on a Sims 3 forum. I love people so much. 

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[FM451]

Tonight on Coast to Coast:

VINTAGE RADIO

Fibber McGee and Molly anyone? Or some Jack Benny?

"There, that oughta hold the little bastards!"   

[cweb]

Tonight on Coast to Coast:

VINTAGE RADIO

Fibber McGee and Molly anyone? Or some Jack Benny?

"There, that oughta hold the little bastards!"   

Maybe George will actually chime in with useful comments about his history in radio. Or maybe it'll be the Onion Tied To My Belt Variety Hour, sponsored by Ovaltine.

[No Name Storm]

He'll never be the talent that Ed Shultz is. Lol!

Ed Shultz is my favorite....on TV and radio. Wish I could listen to his radio show, but it's either cable or pay radio. I chose cable.

[zeebo]

Ken Johnston is one of the 1000 finalists to go on that Mars One mission, and George spent most of the segment befuddled as to why anyone would want to take a one way trip to the red planet.

I am intrigued by the whole idea in spite of how far-fetched it seems.  And I was inpsired by Johnston's dream and his dedication to it.  The whole segment could have been much more profound, as it touched on something deep in the human spirit, our yearning to literally reach for the stars.  However like you imply George missed the opportunity and treated it more like a wacky oddball story.  Also I think I would have preferred to hear Hoagie's comments independently another time, where they could be contained in their own "idea sandbox".

[Morgus]

Tonight on Coast to Coast:
VINTAGE RADIO
Fibber McGee and Molly anyone? Or some Jack Benny?

If they replaced Noory permanently with playing old radio shows that would be a big improvement... 

[VtaGeezer]

I am intrigued by the whole idea in spite of how far-fetched it seems.  And I was inpsired by Johnston's dream and his dedication to it.  The whole segment could have been much more profound, as it touched on something deep in the human spirit, our yearning to literally reach for the stars.  However like you imply George missed the opportunity and treated it more like a wacky oddball story.  Also I think I would have preferred to hear Hoagie's comments independently another time, where they could be contained in their own "idea sandbox".

Johnson is no John Glenn. That NASA didn't reject outright a guy who'd be in his 70s at mission time just shows why a manned US Mars mission is fooked.

[ItsOver]

If they replaced Noory permanently with playing old radio shows that would be a big improvement... 

Ain't that the truth.  One of the local stations used to play "When Radio Was," hosted by Stan Freberg.  It would play all sorts of the oldies and could be pretty good.  Certainly better than Noory.

One of my favorites, which isn't all that old, was the CBS "Radio Mystery Theater," hosted by E.G. Marshall and originally ran in the 70's and 80's.

"Each episode of CBS Radio Mystery Theater opened and closed with the ominous sound of a creaking crypt door, accompanied by Marshall's disturbing utterance, "Come in!... Welcome. I am E. G. Marshall." This was followed by one of Marshall's other catchphrases, usually either "The sound of suspense" or "The fear you can hear." At the conclusion, the door would swing shut, preceded by Marshall's classic sign off, "Until next time, pleasant... dreams?"   Those guys really did "get it."

Noory should be embarrassed he's even posing on the radio when there used to be such quality shows.

[expat]

Johnson is no John Glenn. That NASA didn't reject outright a guy who'd be in his 70s at mission time just shows why a manned US Mars mission is fooked.

Make that the 80s. Johnston had the date of the first mission wrong -- it's 2024, not 2022. And that's just the date when the first crew of four blast off. Four more at two-year intervals thereafter. So Ken's a candidate for senility before he sees Mars up close.

[norrykilledc2c]

Ain't that the truth.  One of the local stations used to play "When Radio Was," hosted by Stan Freberg.  It would play all sorts of the oldies and could be pretty good.  Certainly better than Noory.

One of my favorites, which isn't all that old, was the CBS "Radio Mystery Theater," hosted by E.G. Marshall and originally ran in the 70's and 80's.

"Each episode of CBS Radio Mystery Theater opened and closed with the ominous sound of a creaking crypt door, accompanied by Marshall's disturbing utterance, "Come in!... Welcome. I am E. G. Marshall." This was followed by one of Marshall's other catchphrases, usually either "The sound of suspense" or "The fear you can hear." At the conclusion, the door would swing shut, preceded by Marshall's classic sign off, "Until next time, pleasant... dreams?"   Those guys really did "get it."

Noory should be embarrassed he's even posing on the radio when there used to be such quality shows.

Freberg's show was cool. Liked how he gave a little history with each episode. The Drama Hour on KNX ran for decades, such great radio.

Lights Out with Arch Oboler was epic scary radio (from the 1930s!). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lights_Out_%28radio_show%29
X Minus One = awesome sci-fi from the 50's. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_Minus_One
The Shadow, debuted in 1930! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow

You can hear the vinyl popping on a lot of the episodes, adding to the nostalgic feel.

GEORGE NOORY YOU SUCK!!!

[UnscreenedCaller]

this board seems quite active once again.

There is not a chance in hell this board will die before Jorch's long term contract expires, even if we're all in nursing homes gumming our oatmeal and muttering "George Noory sucks".

[zeebo]

There is not a chance in hell this board will die before Jorch's long term contract expires, even if we're all in nursing homes gumming our oatmeal and muttering "George Noory sucks".

Didn't George brag at the time that his contract got renewed up to the point we colonize Mars?  If so there's a possibility that the first internet transmission from another planet will be a post on the GNS thread, something like "Ok we made it, can you finally get that knucklehead off the air?"

[ZHero]

That S.O.B. Noory did it again.  He has a promising show, like tonight's Vintage radio, lined up, then 1-2 hours before showtime he post a 1st hour QUACK talking about alternative medicine.
  Burn in hell NOORY, BURN IN HELL!!!

The only time that having Noory around would be good is if you got
Bit on the butt by a Rattlesnake 
Because everyone knows;
NOORY SUCKS ASS!

[b_dubb]

Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming

Coast w/ Noory theme song

[georgesucks]

Future Space War
Date:    01-13-14
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Bill Gertz

Senior Editor of the Washington Free Beacon, and national security columnist for the Washington Times, Bill Gertz will discuss how U.S. strategic military satellites are vulnerable to China's new weaponry in a future space war, and how the Pentagon is considering a major shift to smaller satellites in response.

[georgesucks]

Did Hitler Escape?
Date:    01-14-14
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Jerome Corsi

Author Jerome Corsi talks about his new book, Hunting Hitler, which explores the historical possibility that Hitler escaped Nazi Germany at the end of World War II. FBI and CIA records indicate that the U.S. government took seriously reports that Hitler had escaped to Argentina. More recent evidence suggests Hitler may have fled to Indonesia.

[zeebo]

George's lead-in has to do with some kind of salmonella outbreak, then is followed by:

Dr. Keith Scott-Mumby talks about antibiotic resistant strains of bacteria, and natural alternatives to combat them.

Lately c2c seems to oscillate between Dr. Phil (trendy relationship/self-image psychobabble) and Dr. Oz (trendy mostly useless superficial health snippets). 

Noory should start an OWN or Lifetime network show where he pours herb tea with various lifestyle experts and discusses important edgy topics like vitamins and positive thinking and interior decorating.  Seriously what the frig is this show now?  Noory should be on some local access cable channel showcasing smoothie recipes and home craft projects.

[NoMoreNoory]

George is baffled 'and almost frightlingly [sic] so' by why people 'lets goes jumps into a lake and they end up getting bacteria and they die or they lose a leg or an arm just by swimming. I mean, how does that happen?' You couldn't make it up, could you?

[georgesucks]

GEORGE NOORY, YOU SUCK AS A TALK SHOW HOST AND A HUMAN BEING. PLEASE QUIT BEING THE HOST OF COAST TO COAST AM

[mombird3]

I tune in expecting a good show. I turn it off before 5 minutes.  Please, get another host for this show!

[norrykilledc2c]

Noory should start an OWN or Lifetime network show where he pours herb tea with various lifestyle experts and discusses important edgy topics like vitamins and positive thinking and interior decorating.  Seriously what the frig is this show now?  Noory should be on some local access cable channel showcasing smoothie recipes and home craft projects.

His talent is truly at the level of a home shopping show on public access tv.

The greatest mystery of the universe isn't that of the Big Bang, it's how the fuck did he get this gig?!

[Morgus]

I tune in expecting a good show.

why would you ever expect that with Noory hosting? 

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

I tune in expecting a good show. I turn it off before 5 minutes.  Please, get another host for this show!

THAT'S C-A-R...

[Falkie2013]

If they replaced Noory permanently with playing old radio shows that would be a big improvement... 

What gets me is that Sirius is playing old radio shows, you can listen to them on radio stations and on itunes, yet here's a guy who has trouble doing new radio === and what is with his saying " AH-MAZ-ING " for just about everything ?

I can just see it. Noory is amazed by pancake syrup, finding his car keys, old radio that's better than his new radio and so much more.