George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[VtaGeezer]

While George may suck, the submerging artists are terrible.  At first, they were nothing special, but they played and sang in tune.  Last night, not one of them, at least that I heard, was in tune.

It should be called "Desperate Artists".  Its a really cheap gimmick for Noory to claim he's assisting talent to get recognized. No one else in media would subject their audience to such pathetic stuff with a straight face.

[b_dubb]

The Emerging Artist nonsense has to be an attempt to further the idea that George is a nice guy. That's George's brand - "He's a nice guy".  Not sure if that's true or false.  I could care less really.  Those artists were always pretty bad when I was listening to Coast.

[Designx]

Anyone find it hilarious that Linda M Howe got caught up in a San Jose crop circle that was an obvious PR stunt from nVidia. I didn't listen to the show the other night about it but on her website there are some pics and analysis of it.

[b_dubb]

LMH is really just clueless.  Why anyone bothers to listen to her drone on and one is beyond me.  Except for pure schadenfreude.

[Heather Wade]

While George may suck, the submerging artists are terrible.  At first, they were nothing special, but they played and sang in tune.  Last night, not one of them, at least that I heard, was in tune.

Now that's some funny shit right there.   

[bigchucka]

What I couldn't believe is that it took an hour and fifteen min to get to 666 was Nero.  I also liked when George said  Its my job to keep ya on track, then proceeded to fuckin derail him!

What I'd like to hear sometime is the theories proposed in the book National Sunday Law.  Found it for free at a smorgasboard I used to get high as fuck and go to.  What it proposed was 666 is the Papacy and the mark is going to church on Sunday instead of Saturday.

[Morgus]

Anyone find it hilarious that Linda M Howe got caught up in a San Jose crop circle that was an obvious PR stunt from nVidia. I didn't listen to the show the other night about it but on her website there are some pics and analysis of it.

Linda Howe was on c2cam last night in the first hour to comment on the story.
But I find it odd that a company like NVIDIA would admit to hiring men to trespass on private property and effectively trash it?

[Morgus]

Noory and Tommy have admitted they just stuff all the thousands of audio CDs submitted by the submerging artists in a big closet.
Then the first Sunday of the month, Tommy just randomly pulls out several of the CDs for playing for bumper music.
They don't even try to sort out the best of the submissions first by listening to them...

[Designx]

Linda Howe was on c2cam last night in the first hour to comment on the story.
But I find it odd that a company like NVIDIA would admit to hiring men to trespass on private property and effectively trash it?

I think it was PR stunt and I doubt there was any malicious activity without prior consent with the land owners.

It was the second to last slide in the nVidia press conference during CES today.
http://images.anandtech.com/doci/7619/NVCES-068.jpg
http://images.anandtech.com/doci/7619/NVCES-066.jpg

[ItsOver]

Noory and Tommy have admitted they just stuff all the thousands of audio CDs submitted by the submerging artists in a big closet.
Then the first Sunday of the month, Tommy just randomly pulls out several of the CDs for playing for bumper music.
They don't even try to sort out the best of the submissions first by listening to them...

Hahaha...gee, what a surprise.  :  Sounds like the same procedure they use for selecting guests.  Also sounds like a good premise for a Paper*Boy Jorch and Tommy cartoon.  I can just see Jorch getting covered in an avalanche of CD's someday. 

[Morgus]

Is their proof that the landowners knew about it and gave their prior permission to NVIDIA?
Linda Howe reported last week she had investigated the owners who claimed they were out of town when it happened and knew nothing about it?
Sounds like they can sue NVIDIA for trespassing if that is true!

[FallenSeraph]

I think it was PR stunt and I doubt there was any malicious activity without prior consent with the land owners.

It was the second to last slide in the nVidia press conference during CES today.
http://images.anandtech.com/doci/7619/NVCES-068.jpg
http://images.anandtech.com/doci/7619/NVCES-066.jpg

Oh cool - thanks for sharing these!

[Neil]

Haha -- I really loved M.G. Michael's passion for the book of Revelations. He was sort of charming that way, albeit a little wacky. And for once I was silently praying for George to STOP. ASKING. QUESTIONS because the guy would be trying to answer one question (in a really long-winded way) and then George would throw him off course with another question, to the point where the poor guy had to make a list of George's questions. And ultimately I think he only answered one out of five.

At the end, George & Tommy were so frantic to get some callers in that everyone ended up talking like auctioneers. I kept wondering if Valdez was somewhere out there laughing like I was.

Meanwhile, the frenzied callers could not have been more CHOICE: A couple of cat ladies brandishing their Bibles, some nutty old guy who told George his "number was 182" or something and a stoner from Colorado who was trying to explain why Monster energy drink was Satanic, then asked George if he ever opened his third eye, to which George hastily answered "all the time" and hung up on him.

Meanwhile, I was like, "TELL US, DUDE! TELL US HOW TO OPEN OUR THIRD EYES!" but, alas, George cut him off.

The first two hours of the show were a waste. We should have had one hour of Revelations Guy and three hours of wackos with their 666 questions for him. Then it would have been perfection.

That is all.

The Third eye thing cracked me up.  I only caught the last half hour, but it was pure comedy.

[Morgus]

Linda Howe has an update report at her website today:
http://www.earthfiles.com/
"January 6, 2014 - Nvidia PR “Confession” Hollow without Close-up Details of How and When Chualar Pattern Made and Why Destroyed. "

[Morgus]

Tonight Noory is doing a Fukishima special show.
Did he forget that Sat host John B. Wells already did that a month or so ago?

[zeebo]

Yes, I like this approach, too.  One slight correction, though.  Jorch would say "Hi, Den."  He has to keep it chummy.

Ha that's funny, as I was drifting off to sleep, wrapped warmly in the self-satisfied blanket of content which always accompanies a good bellgab zinger, I realized I'd neglected that very detail, and some other keen-eyed poster would snag those street cred points instead.  However, since lately your posts have been cracking me up 'Over, I'm glad it was you.   

[zeebo]

...They don't even try to sort out the best of the submissions first by listening to them...

Given their generally awful taste in bumper music that might actually make things worse.

[bateman]

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Really? Tell me more about what this Face Book does.

[Sambo]

Hahahaha did he just say that he's going to talk to some guy named portslime?  Good god say it ain't so

[expat]

Tonight Noory is doing a Fukishima special show.
Did he forget that Sat host John B. Wells already did that a month or so ago?

Actually that show was less than awful. The guests were clueful and articulate.

[cweb]

Really? Tell me more about what this Face Book does.

Original caption for that photo?
Grandma Experiences 2 Girls 1 Cup. "Is that soft serve?"

[ItsOver]

Ha that's funny, as I was drifting off to sleep, wrapped warmly in the self-satisfied blanket of content which always accompanies a good bellgab zinger, I realized I'd neglected that very detail, and some other keen-eyed poster would snag those street cred points instead.  However, since lately your posts have been cracking me up 'Over, I'm glad it was you.   

Ah, thanks Zeebo.  I knew you knew the correct Noory protocol.  I just didn't want Jorch to miss out.  Jorch isn't good for much other than the usual cheap laughs at his expense.  Take care, Zeeb. 

[MV/Liberace!]

this board seems quite active once again.

[coaster]

Noorys cookbook mentions that he is broadcast on 560 stations and more than ten million people a night listen to him over the internet. Those numbers seem a bit high.

[bateman]

Noorys cookbook mentions that he is broadcast on 560 stations and more than ten million people a night listen to him over the internet. Those numbers seem a bit high.

There is not a chance in frozen hell that's true.

[George Drooly]

There is not a chance in frozen hell that's true.

It is if you count multiple personality disorders

[NoMoreNoory]

George is on the weather again, his favorite topic of late. It's winter! It's cold! It's unbeleafable!!
Tonight, he tells us residents have been warned to stay indoors because of the risk of frostbite. Fair enough, it has been brutal. Then he adds, bewilderingly:

'Your face'll freeze off if you're not careful.'

Whaaaat???

[NoMoreNoory]

For a moment, there, I thought George was introducing a guest called John Splogg. Then I realised it was Mushmouth speak for 'John's blog'.

Increasingly, it's only worth listening to the first 20 minutes for the comedy gold of 'Here's What's Happaneen'. We've even had 'poorerful' sprinkled in a couple of times, which is nice.

[Étouffée]

If you can back up the Phil Hendrie Show for the last half hour, the discussion between Phil, Margaret, and the General about "The Cranberry People", earning their pennies and riding their ox-carts to market since they are not part of Monsanto or Con-Agra...was absolutely the kind of funny that cleans out your system like...well, you know.  It was great!

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

George is on the weather again, his favorite topic of late. It's winter! It's cold! It's unbeleafable!!
Tonight, he tells us residents have been warned to stay indoors because of the risk of frostbite. Fair enough, it has been brutal. Then he adds, bewilderingly:

'Your face'll freeze off if you're not careful.'

Whaaaat???

I can't even fathom what it must be like to be George.