George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[tertiaryimam]

To add, We are spending time discussing who Dames marries... really? I don't care if wife one and two are the same, identical twins, or clones. Dames is a fraud, a huckster and if you consider remote viewing a possibility, you would probably be better served talking to a drunk under the local bridge. They would treat you with more respect.

Here is another wife of his:

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[DanTSX]

Oh I believe they are two different women, I just don't understand how this little twerp is getting women as hot as #3.

Go to a third world country like phillipeans


Shop of womon

Pay dowry

Acquire citizenship

Profit

[ItsOver]

Here is another wife of his:

Damn.  He may be blind as a bat for remote viewing but he sure isn't blind when it comes to the ladies.

[VtaGeezer]

Damn.  He may be blind as a bat for remote viewing but he sure isn't blind when it comes to the ladies.

Or it's just a testament to how badly women want out of Ukraine.

[ItsOver]

Or it's just a testament to how badly women want out of Ukraine.

He sure isn't escorting out any third-stringers. 

[VtaGeezer]

60 Minutes did a story on American men going to Russia to meet women...it's an industry; I assume Ukraine is the same.  Most of the guys seem to be 50+ yo bachelor-types as just desperate as the women.

[b_dubb]

60 Minutes did a story on American men going to Russia to meet women...it's an industry; I assume Ukraine is the same.  Most of the guys seem to be 50+ yo bachelor-types as just desperate as the women.

not like American men that go to China to get a wifey pooh

[ItsOver]

60 Minutes did a story on American men going to Russia to meet women...it's an industry; I assume Ukraine is the same.  Most of the guys seem to be 50+ yo bachelor-types as just desperate as the women.

I remember seeing it.  It was years ago.  Yes, 50+ guys, as I recall, one the fellows in the piece was a pilot.  Let's see if Major Doom can up the ante to seven Ukranian cuties, all for himself, though.  Seven brides for one nutty major. 

[ItsOver]

Here is another wife of his:

She's on this site, helping to plug Ukrainian Weddings Bridal Fashion Jewelry.  She'll soon be on the Major's RV gravy train.

http://www.famannan.com/2013/11/ukrainian-weddings-bridal-fashion.html

[tertiaryimam]

60 Minutes did a story on American men going to Russia to meet women...it's an industry; I assume Ukraine is the same.  Most of the guys seem to be 50+ yo bachelor-types as just desperate as the women.

I think it's sweet that there is such an industry. The Kabbalah teaches that we all are only half a soul. When we meet our true love, then the soul is complete. Maybe sometimes one half of the soul is a poor, beautiful girl in Ukraine surrounded by alcoholic foot-ball hooligan racists and the other half is a rich, 50+ year old Zechariah Sitchin enthusiast in the badlands of Oklahoma. Who am we to judge?

I think Ozzy Osbourne should ditch that British hussy he's with and get a proper Ukrainian wife. British women are obnoxious and alcoholics, and they stutter and you can't fucking understand what they're saying. And they fucking shake when they talk and wear dark stupid sun glasses. Fuck them. Ozzy should let his Ukranian wife play tambourine or bongos in the re-united Black Saabbath band, and give her a microphone so she can shriek and whale at inopportune times, too:

Bill Burr on The Beatles

[ziznak]

Here is another wife of his:

the only thing i would change would be those pearls


edit: love me some bill burr.  I love how she gives that little nod as she puts the mic back like... "fucking nailed it YEAH!"

[tertiaryimam]

http://www.kyivpost.com/opinion/op-ed/american-comes-up-empty-handed-in-10-year-search-f-105405.html

The comments are better than the article.

"I have no idea just what this guy was looking for. I had no trouble finding a great lady. The cost of which was ZERO!!! We have a few shouting matches, but that is because we both have a mind of our own.She is a woman and not dog who just wages his tail. My son is also involved with a lady in Kiev. The only thing I have against the women of Ukrain so many say they have never been married, but have children."

[Tommy TwoTons]

She's on this site, helping to plug Ukrainian Weddings Bridal Fashion Jewelry.  She'll soon be on the Major's RV gravy train.

Jeezus.  Does he have the whole set yet? (gotta get'em all!) Is this some kind of Anunaki sister-wife thing?  Maybe his Silver Zephyr RV is a portal of polygamy...

[ziznak]

Jeezus.  Does he have the whole set yet? (gotta get'em all!) Is this some kind of Anunaki sister-wife thing?  Maybe his Silver Zephyr RV is a portal of polygamy...

hahah Poke-wife

[ItsOver]

I can now understand the Major's less than stellar "visions."  He obviously has other things on his mind. 

[ItsOver]

Jeezus.  Does he have the whole set yet? (gotta get'em all!) Is this some kind of Anunaki sister-wife thing?  Maybe his Silver Zephyr RV is a portal of polygamy...

So THAT's why Jorch is so fascinated with portals and "angels."  "Please, please could it be a portal?  Filled with Ukranian angels???"

[Tommy TwoTons]

hahah Poke-wife

Glad your caught my nerd reference!  Dames might be Gloom or Oddish.

So THAT's why Jorch is so fascinated with portals and "angels."  "Please, please could it be a portal?  Filled with Ukranian angels???"

Winner winner, chicken dinn-  nevermind, Tammy got to it first.

[Tommy TwoTons]

The comments are better than the article.

You're not kidding!

"(...) To be honest, he was not a good-looking man at all, and poorly - dressed - with Levi's down to his crotch and a crack showing, ratty t-shirt, and he WAS indeed American-style fat: pot-bellied. (...)

"Does he think in Ukraine he can simply order a wife like he orders a pizza in Amerika?"

[ItsOver]

It looks like the Major just cruises his RV into the drive-thru at the Ukrainian chain "Hot Babes to Go" for his orders.  I doubt if he wants to tip some long-haired Ukrainian delivery guy, like in the pizza pic.

[qaddisin]

Last I looked, there was a special thread all it's own totally committed to Ed Dames. Unless you believe that Noory is somehow involved in Ed Dames' and his fiancee's relationship, then I would think this "conversation" would be better served there.

And, you gotta be trolling pretty damn low to disparage a man's personal life (such as he has one). I know "it's just jokes", but if you enjoy making fun of a man's family and relationships when there are so many other things he has done and said that can be made fun of, you travel at a depth usually reserved for advertising executives and politicians. It seems the current line of thinking on this thread is that if you have a wife from a foreign country, you "done musta bought her from somewhere."

I'm not telling you all what to post. I'm just telling you what it makes you look like when you post it.

[onan]

I'm just telling you what it makes you look like when you post it.

Hard to disagree, on the other hand, you just raised the bar for several posters.

[VtaGeezer]

Do ya think the longevity of these marriages could have anything to do with the time it takes for a foreign bride to get a permanent green card?  Nah, it couldn't be.

[VtaGeezer]

I'm not telling you all what to post. I'm just telling you what it makes you look like when you post it.

I have no problem admitting that I think that repeat trollers in foreign bride pools, looking for Wife #4 or #5, have some deep issues...and that includes one recently (and rapidly) failed satellite radio host.

[ItsOver]

Glad your caught my nerd reference!  Dames might be Gloom or Oddish.

Winner winner, chicken dinn-  nevermind, Tammy got to it first.

Damn Tammy. 

[Tommy TwoTons]

It seems the current line of thinking on this thread is that if you have a wife from a foreign country, you "done musta bought her from somewhere."

That is not my intent or general belief.  I (and most other posters) was commenting specifically about Dames and his succession of hot Ukranian wives who look waaay out of his league.  The jokes are easy to make as he is such a ripe target- and poking fun at a total fraud & fake like Dames doesn't induce a guilty feeling in me.

[NoMoreNoory]

We were lying in bed listening last night trying to work out the Major's wife count. These last few pages have had me in hysterics again.
We were also greatly entertained last night by Dave on more than one occasion introducing his first guest as the author of 'The Bitcoin Primmer[sic]' and also somehow managing to mush mouth 'busy' as 'bizzle'.
Dave Noory. He's always there.

[tertiaryimam]

That is not my intent or general belief.  I (and most other posters) was commenting specifically about Dames and his succession of hot Ukranian wives who look waaay out of his league.  The jokes are easy to make as he is such a ripe target- and poking fun at a total fraud & fake like Dames doesn't induce a guilty feeling in me.

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[Tommy TwoTons]

Respect mah authoritah!!

Okay, back to Snoorge:

Tonight: JFK, MJ-12 & UFOs

A civilian intelligence analyst and psychotherapist in New York City, Robert Morningstar has studied the paranormal and UFOs for over 40 years and has published many research articles on the Internet. He will discuss the JFK assassination, Majestic 12, UFOs, or  other paranormal events.

"Or" = "I don't really know what he'll talk about, so keep your finger on the 'disconnect' button, Tommy."

There is a Coast chat beforehand for those "lucky" Insiders.

[Meanandnasty]

No fair, Mr. Noory!  You were having free chats with us Gab Insiders.  Time to chat.

[zeebo]

60 Minutes did a story on American men going to Russia to meet women...

I'm too lazy for that.  I'll just wait for the Amazon drone service.