George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

Anyone who can make any sense at all of this from Noory's Monday guest: http://www.duncancameronrealitywalker.com wins a cookie.

Wow!
By the way, click on 'services' at the end of this drivel and you get to Duncan's price list. Quite astounding. Up to $850 for 45 minutes of bullshit. Naked hucksterism. He'll even cleanse your sound system for you by working with the consciousness of your electronics, but you'll have to email him for pricing on that one.

[basswood]

George suggests that Coast Insider membership is now being passed down 'from father to son, from mother to daughter, so it will be there in petuity.' Just like that.
Presumably this was an attempt to say 'perpetuity'. Unless he is suggesting that Insider membership is becoming lodged in people's pituitary glands. Who knows?

He followed it up with a tour de force of garbled nonsense as he told his guest something like 'You and I approach this with an open mind. You know, we don't believe it, we do belee, you know, we don't and we do, we just go in there and we want thuh get thuh fax.'

There is something comforting in wandering back to Noory to find that the suckage continues unabated.

LOL Thanks for the update, glad to know he's still an idiot

[Étouffée]

It's a shame that Art didn't line up this guest, Tom B. Allen, for Dark Matter.   Allen is an old guy with inflection and energy in his voice, and has very interesting things to say about the Catholic Rite of exorcism, the film, and psychological and paranormal implications/explanations.   Art could do 4 hours with this guy, easily. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Welcome back, Basswood.

So Noory just said "Judas, who sold Jesus for some gold coins..."

What's next George? Julius Caesar executed Jesus?
The guest corrected GN a minute later.

[Scully]

It's a shame that Art didn't line up this guest, Tom B. Allen, for Dark Matter.   Allen is an old guy with inflection and energy in his voice, and has very interesting things to say about the Catholic Rite of exorcism, the film, and psychological and paranormal implications/explanations.   Art could do 4 hours with this guy, easily.

I thought the very same thing, Etoufee.  I confess that because of the topic, I couldn't resist listening, and this was a most interesting guest.  I hope Art will have him on Dark Matter in the future. 

I wanted so badly to ask why exactly the first exorcism was called off completely when the priest was cut on the arm.  The guest mentioned it twice.  Noory would never think to ask about something that intriguing.  I mean, I thought the priests were soldiering through whatever, yet one of them gets a cut on his arm and he throws the poor young boy back to the devil???

GN still sucks mightily.

[Juan]

Karin Anderson:  ... and Jacob went to sleep on a stone in Alexandria, and woke up on the stone in Jerusalem.
sNoory:  Are these things paranormal, or are they real?

I nominate Anderson for the female Steve Quayle role on Coast. What a rambling blabbermouth.

[PB the Deplorable]

... sNoory:  Are these things paranormal, or are they real?...

Add 'Paranormal' to the list of words George doesn't know the definition of, and 'Unclear on the premise of his show' to the list of his failures.

[basswood]

Welcome back, Basswood.

So Noory just said "Judas, who sold Jesus for some gold coins..."

What's next George? Julius Caesar executed Jesus?
The guest corrected GN a minute later.

Ha! Thanks, Mindflayer, became somewhat of a lurker again since came back on the air (I assume Dave is still hawking gold during the breaks? That might explain his confusion...)

[lonevoice]

Ha! Thanks, Mindflayer, became somewhat of a lurker again since came back on the air (I assume Dave is still hawking gold during the breaks? That might explain his confusion...)

It's good to see you back, basswood!  When it came time to change my avatar, I hesitated, because you mentioned that your daughter loved it.   I saved it for her in case you returned to BellGab.  Now you can tell her that the Bee on Bleef belongs to her.

[Gemstone]

1. noory
verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM
Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.

Awesome. 

[valdez]

...this was an attempt to say 'perpetuity'. Unless he is suggesting that Insider membership is becoming lodged in people's pituitary glands...

...What a rambling blabbermouth.

Crap!

     I'm sure he meant pituitary, being the Critical Health News guy that he is, but I think he said "per-too-a-tee," which would knock a whole syllable off of either word.  A syllable here, a syllable there, it all adds up to precious time saved in the dreadful task of communication.  I thought Tom Allen was cool (although how could he believe in the writing underneath the boy's skin and not believe in demon possession?), and when he mentioned that there were 20 rules that an exorcist abides by, and George asked them what they were, and he went on to enumerate them and ...eh...wait...no...George didn't bother to ask what they were.  Heck, we don't have no business knowing about that stuff anyway.  I liked Karen Anderson.  Very detailed lady.  Towards the end she started repeating George's questions which I'm sure drove him nuts having to listen to the crap that comes out of his mouth.  At one point George cut her off with "we don't have to go into all that...no...we don't have to go into all that."   I don't recall what she was getting into, but I'm sure we didn't need to know about that stuff either.  Those "emerging artist" are pretty crappy, but there were two that stood out.  One was a cowboy singing about the Titanic.  Ye gods.  And the other was some horrendous thing with a "we are not alone" chorus.  They sounded possessed. 

[phrodo]

     I'm sure he meant pituitary, being the Critical Health News guy that he is, but I think he said "per-too-a-tee," which would knock a whole syllable off of either word.  A syllable here, a syllable there, it all adds up to precious time saved in the dreadful task of communication.

He may have meant to say "puberty" ... as in being an insider is a hair-raising experience. 

[popple]

Gnoory will be back here tonight to ask if we can change the forum name back to coastgab.com 

[karios8]

Gnoory will be back here tonight to ask if we can change the forum name back to coastgab.com 

He asked for NooryGab, will settle for Coastgab but will get George Noory Still Sucks

[Morgus]

Wow - Noory's scheduled guest for tonight has changed.
Instead of the time travel Philadelphia Experiment guest, he is instead having somebody to talk about elections, politics.
Maybe without any Art Bell competition now, Noory feels free to go away from paranormal guests all of a sudden?

[karios8]

Jorch was so ecstatic that he napped right through lunch today.

[Nighthawk]

So pizza rolls and colt .45 beer at the C2C studios tonight?

[nooryisawesome]

Wow - Noory's scheduled guest for tonight has changed.
Instead of the time travel Philadelphia Experiment guest, he is instead having somebody to talk about elections, politics.
Maybe without any Art Bell competition now, Noory feels free to go away from paranormal guests all of a sudden?

Mother fucker!!!! Having to listen to c2c is horrid.
i actually had some interest in time travel. Sense Sack of shit noorie is only show in town, this blows.
I'm sure Coast listeners can look forward to double the shows on "evil" government now that DM is no more.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK

[karios8]

...cause I'm listening to coast to coast. 

[karios8]

OMG you stupid fucker Noory. The counties in colorado are not "running away from the USA and voting to secede!" They are voting to secede from THE STATE OF COLORADO and form the 51st state of the United States, N. Colorado.  You can't even do your first ten minutes w/o...fuck it, I can't listen to him.

[FallenSeraph]

"So what's new in the world of voting?"

FML

[maureen]

  this is just so sad!

[23Skidoo]

I was never one of the "haters" even though for the past few years I was not among the fans. When Art Bell came back fans were reminded of what good radio sounds like. If Premiere Radio was ever behind George wouldn't they have made the Saturday replay "Somewhere In Time with George Noory" instead of playing Art's old shows? There are now over ten years of shows to choose from after all.

No, George was the new host but never the replacement and he knows it. That's why he chose to go low brow by having Oates on the show when Art was announced as coming back. Then there was the classless guest poaching and intimidation. No matter how you spin it that was tactics, plain and simple.

Well, George and Tommy's tactics backfired because even though Art may not be showing up live again I WILL NEVER go back to listening to distant second best after the stunts they pulled over the last two months.

"George Noory Sucks"? I used to disagree just out of respect. Now it seems appropriate. If a man shows no real respect then he deserves none.

[Ravenna]

Wow - Noory's scheduled guest for tonight has changed.
Instead of the time travel Philadelphia Experiment guest, he is instead having somebody to talk about elections, politics.
Maybe without any Art Bell competition now, Noory feels free to go away from paranormal guests all of a sudden?

Wouldn't surprise me in the least.  Watch -- the amount of paranormal topic guests (which has been high for c2c since Dark Matter started) will go down exponentially... or however you spell that,... to be replaced by alternative health, economics and politics.

[Juan]

sNoory:  If we get a one-world government, they'll have control of all the voting.

I think sNoory got worse over the past 6-weeks.  Maybe I'll try another SiriusXM channel overnight.

[valdez]

     Bev Harris  on the integrity of our voting system.   I'm sure she has some nefarious communist agenda, but I couldn't detect it.  I checked out her website and it seems pretty straight forward.  I'll keep an eye on her.  She's bound to slip up.   Marshall Klarfeld sounded like he was in a trunk of car, which is exactly where these anunnaki guest should be placed, driven out to the sticks, released, and never heard from again.  No more Dark Matter?  The Honeymooners had 39 episodes.  All of them classics.  How many shows did Art do?  Will they be considered classics?  Were they any good?  I've yet to read a decent recap on any of them.  I suppose I'll catch them on that youtube channel and see for myself.  Maybe Art has a plan.  George Noory Sucks.

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[DanTSX]

Don't think for a minute that you are going to come out on top of any of this, you mush-mouthted, vodka-swilling, tree-stump of a radio host.  You are about As interesting as watching tree fungus kill a mighty redwood like a giant tree-cancer.

You suck Jorch.  But at least you don't don't fool us into thinking you might do good. 

Old reliable Dave Noory.  Reliable like an old mule.

[FallenSeraph]

Don't think for a minute that you are going to come out on top of any of this, you mush-mouthted, vodka-swilling, tree-stump of a radio host.  You are about As interesting as watching tree fungus kill a mighty redwood like a giant tree-cancer.

You suck Jorch.  But at least you don't don't fool us into thinking you might do good. 

Old reliable Dave Noory.  Reliable like an old mule.

As a vodka swiller and a tree fungus hugger, I am deeply offended.

[nooryisawesome]

George is still horrid. You know what would fix this bullshit, george getting fired and them hiring a decent host.

Hire MV, Bateman, chuck Norris, my dog, oprah, rikki lake, anyone just replace george.

I think if premier did a lot of the old listeners might actually come back!

[Jesus Undercarriage]

George all is forgiven!

(I'm just messin' wit" ya)