George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

Is Dave 9000 going to drop in tonight "to keep an eye on us?"

I was kind of hoping so, being Friday and all.  We need some fun before those shpecial Friday night into Saturday morning ohnpen lines.

[Roy Hinkley]

Who is it?

It's me, Dave, open up, man, I got the toomeric

Who is it?

It's me, Dave, man, open up, I got the toomeric

Dave's not here man

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I was kind of hoping so, being Friday and all.  We need some fun before those shpecial Friday night into Saturday morning ohnpen lines.

I don't know.  He checked in earlier but didn't say anything.  The usual anti-Dave banter was going on.

[Roy Hinkley]

I don't know.  He checked in earlier but didn't say anything.  The usual anti-Dave banter was going on.

Hmm.  Kind of fun to have a tailgater before the show Dave, sort of a pre-game warm-up. 

[Nighthawk]

Forgive me for my ignorance. But I do not understand the meaning of using the name "Dave"

[ItsOver]

I was kind of hoping so, being Friday and all.  We need some fun before those shpecial Friday night into Saturday morning ohnpen lines.

I'm punching out early tonight, Roy, so I'll trust you and the other "I'm not Dave" supporters will be able to successfully deactivate Dave 9000 again.  Just remember, the secret code is "Daisy." 

[Roy Hinkley]

Forgive me for my ignorance. But I do not understand the meaning of using the name "Dave"

Long shtory short, an article referred to George as "Dave Noorie" which is just a hoot.  It stuck.

[Roy Hinkley]

I'm punching out early tonight, Roy, so I'll trust you and the other "I'm not Dave" supporters will be able to successfully deactivate Dave 9000 again.  Just remember, the secret code is "Daisy." 

Have a good one. 

Wait, I thought the safe word was "Fluggen-klingen-kien"?

[bmcintyre]

I like it here.  I used to feel so guilty about making fun of the guy.  Being on the east coast now, I listen a day later.  The show descriptions sound so great and I think, maybe this time, maybe this time.  But no, and then I go to work the next day all pissed off.

Now, he has guilt tripped me with that tongue story.  My mind was going a hundred different ways with that one.  Who admits to that kind of stuff?  The guy that works every holiday so that old ladies and people without families can feel like they have someone that cares.  Pls keep reminding me this, as if I have to tell you that LOL.  I Remember George telling us (this year?) that his son wanted him to have Christmas dinner with the his family but he understood that Dad had to spend Christmas with his "C2C" family.

From now on, I would like to call George, "Christ-like George."   

Been on a plane all day and am very tired.

[Marc.Knight]

This is snoory after a long weekend of freebasing turmeric.

Jesus, man, if this doesn't keep George Noory away from this forum nothing will.

[bmcintyre]

Oh, I think George is paid enough to buy underpants!!

[SnapT]

George, why have you gotten so fat lately?  I thought you were in shape, but you're grossly overweight now!

[Roy Hinkley]

From now on, I would like to call George, "Christ-like George."   

Don't forget, if Dave were really "Christ-like", we would never know of his good deeds because he would not boast of them.  Please feel guilt-free to post about Dave.

Oh, and if speaking isn't your strength, maybe one should not go into say, broadcasting.  That's like a guy 4'8" trying out for the basketball team - it just isn't meant to be.

[bmcintyre]

Toomeric is good for self-circumcision too.  Just apply a tablespoon...

[Roy Hinkley]

Toomeric is good for self-circumcision too.  Just apply a tablespoon...

Yeeeouuuuch!

[bmcintyre]

Don't forget, if Dave were really "Christ-like", we would never know of his good deeds because he would not boast of them.  Please feel guilt-free to post about Dave.

You are correct and that is just one of many of the problems I have with George. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Absolutely, snoorge uses it to kill time probably while he eats a donut...

By early evening, after the 9 to 5 PremRats have left for the day, the building is swept for leftover snacks, birthday cake, and pizza.  There are no donuts at 2am. 

Right Tommy?

[Roy Hinkley]

By early evening, after the 9 to 5 PremRats have left for the day, the building is swept for leftover snacks, birthday cake, and pizza.  There are no donuts at 2am. 

Right Tommy?

Tommie: "Aaaaahhhh, we need crullers STAT!"

[SR-71]

I think that Captain Noory needs to take a long break and he can take his first mate Commander Wells.

[SR-71]

I went cold turkey on listening to Captain Noory and crew. I feel good. I cant wait to hear Mr Bell.

[Gnoory]

well hello 'suckers'

[Bart Ell]

well hello 'suckers'

Shouldn't you save that for those who are still listening?

[SnapT]

well hello 'suckers'

You've gotta admit, that's very clever.

[Gnoory]

More than you'll ever know

[SnapT]

Serious question, George: why haven't you done a show with Bill Mumy to talk about his new comic book from Bluewater?


http://www.amazon.com/Curse-Mumy-0-ebook/dp/B00EIPTBLW/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1376713671&sr=1-1

I thought you were FRIENDS!

[Gnoory]

so if I give a shout out tonight..are you still coastgab?

[Gnoory]

Bill is a friend, Ill check it out

[Roy Hinkley]

well hello 'suckers'

What happened to the olive branch?

[SnapT]

Bill is a friend, Ill check it out

YAY!  Thanks, George.

[Roy Hinkley]

Why did you call us "suckers" George?