George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

but what if Noory offers to be a guest on your podcast with 'conditions' on cleaning up this forum for him? 

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[MV/Liberace!]

You keep saying that and the wife will pinch a deuce off into your purse.
When she gets back.

Hahahahaha, awesome reference. +36.

[zeebo]

Documenting how "George Noory Sucks" is now a fruitless enterprise. 

C'mon, the last thousand pages have produced a veritable avalanche of hilarious fruit, and I'm sure there's still some more to shake loose from the tree.   

[Lemmiwinks]

Indeed not a big deal. But wake up people. Snoory has already won. This thread is toast.  And it's also likely the forum is as well.

Nothing is over until we decide it is.  Was it over when the Germans used portals to bomb the angels at Pearl Harbor?  Hell no!  What the fuck happened to the GNS I used to know?  Leading up to September 16th could be the greatest nights of our lives, but your gonna let it be the worst.  Ooh we're afraid to rip Noory Lemmiwinks, we might get in trouble.  Well just kiss my ass from now on.  Not me, I'm not gonna take this.    Pizza rolls, dead!  Quack cures, dead!  Political talk......

[ACE of CLUBS]

Boy George gave 'the believers' a body slam ...... 'the believers' just haven't realized it yet.

-+-+-> George owns you <-+-+-
This is George's thread
Just brings a big smile to my mug!

"drink your Kool-Aid children"

[UFQuack]

There's so many great comments that since I joined the forum I'm having trouble what to say just because you guys appear to have covered it all as near as I can tell--and I mean all things snoorge. I feel like I'd just be repeating, although I suppose a message this important bears repeating! But man this really is the definitive compendium! It ought to be put in print for late-night talk radio posterity, maybe just in case the internet explodes.

instead he just wants enough of an audience to keep the gig going.

Bingo!--you hit the jackass on his head. I think snoorge enjoys attending events and speaking engagements not for the topic of UFOs and the paranormal but just to get free dinners out of it with Premiere picking up his tab, right? This dawned on me because Noory often kills like an hour of show air-time with his yearly seasonal schedule. You know, gotta fill the listeners in on his Christmas schedule in the middle of summer (now that is compelling broadcast radio!) Then he always states something to the effect of "boy how time flies! this year is just going and going and going...and boy let me tell you that none of us are getting any younger and oh how I love the Holidays". Yeah well that's because he wants to stuff his gut on all the food they have at the holiday parties.

Speaking of snoorge's engagements, I've laughed out loud when they occasionally had announcements on the show like "If you'd like to hear George speak..." I say "Who in their right mind wants to go hear George speak?!" But I think it IS important to know just WHERE he is speaking if not just so you can avoid accidentally walking into a place where he's talking. I get all I need of snoorge's speaking by listening to Coast already and it is more than I can use--and I don't "need" any of it.

Now personally I don't believe in such a thing as "psychic vampires" I think people are usually just being people, there are differences and they are just how they are, sometimes you harmonize with others and sometimes you don't. I don't think it is really necessary to make out anybody as "evil" or that there is a really a need to label them as such or ostracize them by calling them a "psychic vampire" as some folks in the positive thinking movement do--oddly enough that in itself seems a vampiric trick! But I'll say this much, if ever I did believe in psychic vampires, then I would have to say that snoorge is unequivocally one them. Think about it, he does make listeners unhappy, it's as if you can feel your energy drain while listening to his shows. And if that is indeed the case then I think quite likely that it would make him not merely a "psychic vampire" but one of the MOST POWERFUL OF ALL PSYCHIC VAMPIRES precisely because he has found a way (by taking a career in radio) to drain the life energy of whole listening audiences.* And I feel like there should be a footnote at the end of that sentence but I don't have one other than using my own experience. So far as I know, nobody has done any research or testing on George Noory, the man. But perhaps they ought to because it's not just the brain of geniuses that need studying--like they did with Einstein's dead brain. Only with George, they need to start the examination while he's still with us. Remember it won't be long before we miss the opportunity...because "boy time flies so fast". Perhaps some doctor out there reading this could establish The Snoory Brain Research Foundation. (or in snoorge's words "phd-type")

[ItsOver]

Nothing is over until we decide it is.  Was it over when the Germans used portals to bomb the angels at Pearl Harbor?  Hell no!  What the fuck happened to the GNS I used to know?  Leading up to September 16th could be the greatest nights of our lives, but your gonna let it be the worst.  Ooh we're afraid to rip Noory Lemmiwinks, we might get in trouble.  Well just kiss my ass from now on.  Not me, I'm not gonna take this.    Pizza rolls, dead!  Quack cures, dead!  Political talk......

Lemmiwinks is right!  Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!   

[ItsOver]

There's so many great comments ...

That's all we need to know.  Welcome to the nuthouse.  Post often.

[Lemmiwinks]

Lemmiwinks is right!  Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!   

Let's do it!

[ItsOver]

Let's do it!

Let's do it!!! 

[nooryisawesome]

10+ years of suck.

[nooryisawesome]

Lemmiwinks is right!  Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!   

TONIGHT WE CALL IN

[Lemmiwinks]

Let's do it!!! 

Now we just need to build a float and find 10,000 marbles.....

[ItsOver]

Now we just need to build a float and find 10,000 marbles.....

Hahahaha....

[Albedo]

I've been lurking as usual and after the past few days I observed something profound:

George Dave Noory sucks now more than ever. I think he has assured this thread will continue on for another thousand pages.

Keep on sucking Dave.

[lonevoice]

Let's do it!!! 

[Snoreman]

It seem you guys have a really bad shill infestation.

[someguy]

About George's tongue - at times we've heard that it has 'pockets', other times we've heard that it's 'forked'.  Whatever it was, is it correct to assume it's been surgically repaired?

"Tongue pockets" sounds really creepy and gross, like some david cronenberg type shit

[Roy Hinkley]

About George's tongue - at times we've heard that it has 'pockets', other times we've heard that it's 'forked'.  Whatever it was, is it correct to assume it's been surgically repaired?

Maybe not.  This was before he hooked up with Tommie, you know, who knows where places like hospitals are. 

Dave probably just never knew where to go to get it fixed.  He probably looked in the phone book for "tongue doctor", and never finding it, just gave up.

[Catsmile]

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[Nighthawk]

So are we going to be subjected to the UFO phil song again tonight? Nothing against UFO phil but when George plays that song it really does bother me. There is time for more important calls but instead that song gets played. I understand that George thinks it is kind of like a way to brainwash the listeners.

[Nighthawk]

I think George should have the Vampire on again. The one that makes Vampire teeth and sells them. I could not stop laughing as I watched my mother get so upset with George during that interview. She is a strong Catholic and she was not amused that George kept calling the vampire "Father". She said she lost a bit of respect for George for calling the Vampire "Father". She was upset that someone would actually believe this quack's claims of being a priest.

[UFQuack]

There is time for more important calls but instead that song gets played. I understand that George thinks it is kind of like a way to brainwash the listeners.

Absolutely, snoorge uses it to kill time probably while he eats a donut. George is tired after a long show, you can't expect him to do more work of taking calls or actually finishing a conversation with a guest.

Similarly annoying is the times when he bails on a live show for the last hour of the program to cut to what he might call "a classic moment" (clip from an old show). Maybe Snoorge catches up on sleep during those times, we know he sleeptalks through the show.

[Snoreman]

This is snoory after a long weekend of freebasing turmeric.

[Roy Hinkley]

I think George should have the Vampire on again. The one that makes Vampire teeth and sells them. I could not stop laughing as I watched my mother get so upset with George during that interview. She is a strong Catholic and she was not amused that George kept calling the vampire "Father". She said she lost a bit of respect for George for calling the Vampire "Father". She was upset that someone would actually believe this quack's claims of being a priest.

Yeah, he claims to be Catholic when it fits his needs, but then does crap like this to please the freaks and whackos.  I know he says he's shpeerashul, but he surely could not be a devout Christian and bring on all the vampires, witches, warlocks, etc. that he does.

[Roy Hinkley]

This is snoory after a long weekend of freebasing turmeric.

Its a gateway spice, look out for more abuse down the road...

Um, I hate to point this out, but is that "little Dave" we see in the picture there too?

[Catsmile]

After the last decade I now believe in suckic vampires.
/that is all.

[Roy Hinkley]

After the last decade I now believe in suckic vampires.
/that is all.

Yeah, when Dave is always talking about his energy vampire "friend" who can clear a room in two minutes, we know who he's really talking about.

[bmcintyre]

Had to leave last night bec of the "paranormal whore."  While I do not hate George; he and his minions are such asses. 

[ItsOver]

Is Dave 9000 going to drop in tonight "to keep an eye on us?"