George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nooryisawesome]

Ogre one gory is my fav

[crockasocks]

Dave Noory

Navy Rodeo

Ovary Node

[coaster]

Mystery 1.  Walter Cronkite, during a moon flight news program, had a stage set up with the picture of the moon.  A man from the network studio audience (Hoagland) pointed out that the moon had been hung upside down. 

He could of hung it whichever way he wanted and it technically would of been correct.

[Gnoory]

I feel like Im in the middle of the gladiator's arena!
Am I invited or should I depart?

[Roy Hinkley]

I feel like Im in the middle of the gladiator's arena!
Am I invited or should I depart?

Jump right in - the only requirement as near as I can tell is you must have an undeniable feeling that George Noory SUCKS...

[Gnoory]

Nope..I think he's ok in my book lol

[Roy Hinkley]

Nope..I think he's ok in my book lol

Well, I'm still sort of a newbie here so all I can say is dust off that book, ohhnpen it up (as Dave would say), and convince the old timers here why you like Dave Noorie.

[Gnoory]

Because I AM Dave Noorie

[bateman]

Nope..I think he's ok in my book lol

BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Meanandnasty]

Because I AM Dave Noorie

Okay, since you are I have a down in my luck story and I accept $500.00 charitable donations in my Nigerian paypay account.  Looking for receipt by 4:00 a.m.  Then, you will have a new story that you can relate on the show. 

[Gnoory]

now now..that wasnt intended to embarras Spike...at all....it was to point out that come 2014 thats what we plan to do.

[Meanandnasty]

now now..that wasnt intended to embarass Spike...at all....it was to point out that come 2014 thats what we plan to do.

You won't embarrass me either, just add my name to the list and you're good to go come 2014.

Thanks, it good to be charitable.

[Gnoory]

If you truly need it we will.....we'll get your particulars later

[bateman]

If you truly need it we will.....we'll get your particulars later

"Oh, did we lose him? I think we lost him.."

[Gnoory]

actually..I think we did lose that guest

[Roy Hinkley]

Speaking of Mike, and also poor Al Bielek that Dave always embarrassed, I also heard something about Jordan Maxwell.  I can't find it here, but didn't Dave do the same sort of thing with Jordan where he presented him with a huge Ed McMahon check saying he (Dave) was giving up his speaking fee (another boasting of his good deeds account) for Jordan because he had fallen on hard times?  I guess there is video of it on YouTube, but I can't find it - sound familiar to anyone?

[Roy Hinkley]

Because I AM Dave Noorie

Hi Dave, nice to meet you, I'm Roy...

[Gnoory]

Actually, it was a FUND raiser for Jordan Maxwell...that was the entire purpose of the event.

[Gnoory]

Hi Roy--at least youre not John Hinkley!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well, I'm still sort of a newbie here so all I can say is dust off that book, ohhnpen it up (as Dave would say), and convince the old timers here why you like Dave Noorie.

Hey, I see you only joined 2 1/2 weeks before I did.  I thought you were an old timer.

[Gnoory]

I may have joined years ago---but cant find any of my info.....

[crockasocks]

The real Dave Noory is driving to the studio right now to start his show prep. LOL.

[Roy Hinkley]

Actually, it was a FUND raiser for Jordan Maxwell...that was the entire purpose of the event.

Oh, thanks Dave.  I had heard that it was just your money, I didn't know it was a fund raiser.  That was really nice of you!  Do you know where I can find the video of this?

[Gnoory]

no he started at 10am...........trust me

[SaucyRossy]

Because I AM Dave Noorie

If you're George. You obviously read the thread. You see what people are saying, most if not all of it is true constructive criticism that has boiled over into anger by some. Please, in as detailed a way as possible tell us how you plan to make the show better, and better yourself as a host.

I sent you a detailed email a few weeks ago explaining why I stopped listening, that had nothing negative in it and I am not being negative now.

The show in this boards opinion (and all over the Internet ) has gone downhill.

Also, why did you stop thanking art at the end of the show for two weeks and why did you wait to weeks to congratulate him?

[Gnoory]

Ive never seen it, but its suppose to be on youtube?

[sydtron]

DN: "Next is Dunbar from Big Salami Iowa! Hey Dunbar, get on in here!"  Dun:"Hello Dave! Huge fan of your show! OMG! Ive been trying for 5 years to talk to you!  Remember back in '03 you came to Big Salami and gave a talk about Angels and how they can cure crabs? Changed....My.....Life!   DN: "You betcha'."   Dun: "Since then Ive been crab free! and let me tell yah..."    DN: "Abscholootly schtunning!"  Dun: "And then with my grandmother...."  DN: "Carl from Whispering Taint Vermont!  You're up!"   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think I almost believe this is George Noory.  I will say it takes a bit of bravery to come on here.  I am interested to see what you wish to say.

edit:  in honour of George potentially being here I will don a non-George related avatar as soon as I find something.

[Roy Hinkley]

Hey, I see you only joined 2 1/2 weeks before I did.  I thought you were an old timer.

Yeah, just a new kid around here... I used to post on another site about George sucking, but then after it was gone, I went deep under ground.  I managed not to listen to George for a long while, then listened again.  It took all but a few minutes to see how he sucked even more than before, which led me to this site to commiserate.  Gladly, this fun little past-time will be short-lived as we all prepare to switch over to listening to AB again, and posting good things about him and his new show.

[Gnoory]

Ill try to post more--almost show time....
Art (whom I adore) has always wanted to be removed from the show....so I decided to take his name of the credits---which I put back on....because it was silly  not to..he created the show.

As for my style..Im sorry I am who I am...the show is hugely successful ....weve grown it from 445 to 573 stations..and ratings are at an all time high..we have a great team here. I had to adjust the show..we couldnt be paranormal all the time...our stations want and appreciate the variety.

As for the anger towards me...gosh..let it go, Im sure you are all great people.....
be well