George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PChirp]

I see it's another "easy" night for Snorge with Linda "Molten" Cow as guest.  He will no doubt be furiously surfing the Internet whilst monitoring the studio clock as Linda drones endlessly on and and on with the "quote" and "close quote" nonsense.  No need for responses like "Yeah" and "That's right" tonight Georgie, Linda will be covering your ass.

Oh yeah, George Noory sucks.

[Sardondi]

This is my first post.  I've been reading posts here for about six months and have been not only thoroughly entertained but subjected to the stark reality that Noory sucks bigtime at this gig and ruined C2Cam. I listen to Art Bell repeats over and over again and would much rather do that than listen to the drivel that comes out of Noory's mouth. I cringe when he mispronounces words and uses mixed metaphors but mostly, he is paying NO attention to what the hell is even being said.  He's about as entertaining as a heart attack and worse than listening to my mother-in-law.  Count me in as one of the "haters."  I cancelled everything because the entertainment value I get from this bush league program is three rungs below my annual colonoscopy.

Hallelujah! Another convert!

[NoMoreNoory]

So Joorch is busy pushing Coast Insiders again, heaping praise on his 'digital staff' who make it happen and urging listeners to buy an Insider membership as a gift, because 'the holiday season' will be upon us in no time. But no mention of 1-900-HOW-R-U, his private one-on-one hotline. Another exciting idea that landed in the deep rough, along with the Distressed Coast Listeners Fund from the enormous profits generated by his hit 'TV' show Bee On Bleef?

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh, Jesus.
'Let's take a final call from Phyllis in Aurora, Colorado. Go ahead, Phil.'
Wtf?

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Noory with his shortened names again.  Our last caller for hour one is Phyllis from Chicago.  Okay go ahead Phil.  What an insult to the lady.

[Meanandnasty]

Let's do the same to Noory:
Have Noory call into the podcast:
Hello, (George Ralph Noory)
How are yewww!  Suck (short for sucker)
Do you think he would like his name shortened to Suck?

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch to LMH on the NSA 'scandal'
'I have been...(dramatic pause)....numb...(actually 'nummma' in the Nooronese)...since this story broke.'
Numb? Really? Prick.
Truth is, Joorch, you've been numb for 63 years and 24 days

[NoMoreNoory]

Now LMH is talking about the Crazy Ants. Scary stuff.
But I'm hoping Noory will come back with 'Did you know my Crazy Aunt, Batshit Gorgonzola?'

[nooryisawesome]

Noory with his shortened names again.  Our last caller for hour one is Phyllis from Chicago.  Okay go ahead Phil.  What an insult to the lady.

Well he learned it in the Telescope club in Detroit. They shortened everyone's name in the club. He was known as Geo.

[Morgus]

uh-oh, Linda Howe is getting into an area now that is opposite of one of Noory's core beliefs regarding global warming...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

uh-oh, Linda Howe is getting into an area now that is opposite of one of Noory's core beliefs regarding global warming...

I expect George to admonish Linda with a harsh "well, that's exactly right."

[nooryisawesome]

uh-oh, Linda Howe is getting into an area now that is opposite of one of Noory's core beliefs regarding global warming...

Personally I think Noory will own her in a debate. This is based on George's extensive scientific knowledge he learned while in a "telescope club".

[nooryisawesome]

Who the fuck keeps letting LMH on the fucking show?

[Gd5150]

Off tomorrow. Tonight's entire show clearly pre taped. Last nights show was shipped in. Pretty much a 2 day work week for GN.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Who the fuck keeps letting LMH on the fucking show?

I know, she's liable to destroy the entire house of card foundation of uncredible.. erm, I mean incredible facts and stories Tommy, George, Wells, and their guests have worked so tiredly.. ahem, tirelessly to build.

[coaster]

Linda Moulton Howe is just filler. While I think she is a great journalist, she will hitch her wagon to any paranormal story thats getting attention, regardless of what it is. Fake alien drones, fake cattle mutilations, those weird sounds people were hearing..She will always have something to talk about.  Shes the go to source when Noory runs out of crackpots to put on the show.

[Falkie2013]

Posting on my new Iphone, posting without a keyboard sucks almost as much Snoory. I've missed this place.

[Morgus]

Noory is off Friday night to go to his Vancouver big event.
So we get a 3day Noory-Free weekend starting now, with John B. Wells filling in Friday and George Knapp on Sunday.

[CoastCanuck]

Noory is off Friday night to go to his Vancouver big event.
So we get a 3day Noory-Free weekend starting now, with John B. Wells filling in Friday and George Knapp on Sunday.

Minor correction - Noory is in Toronto this Saturday.  Right country, wrong city, no big deal.  But you're right, 3 days of Noory-free coming up.

[valdez]

...Crazy Ants. Scary stuff...

  John Hogue said that the greatest generation has not been born yet, the generation that will "break the cycle that allows prophesy to predict" all the doom that's always headed our way.  Or something like that.  I thought it was interesting, but not as interesting as LMH's crazy ants.  Freaky, but I have faith that humans will prevail, because although those ants may be crazy, we're psycho.  Speaking of psychos, and proving that everything is indeed relative some guy called in and called George "extremely intelligent" and proceeded to ask Mrs. Howe where exactly the "earth's core" was located.  "Is it somewhere around the north pole?"  Yeah.   Bingo.  You got it, kid.
 

crazy ants lobsters

     
     

[Juan]

The final caller epitomized the degradation of Coast.
Caller - Hello Mr. Little Noory.  I love you.  Hello Ms. Molton Howe.  You are so extremely intelligent.  Mr. Little Noory is very intelligent, too.  I wish you would use your intelligence to explain to me what you mean by at the center of the core of the earth.  Does that mean at the poles?  You are so intelligent.

Mr. Little Noory said nothing.  Linda seemed to flash anger at such idiocy, then explained that the earth was a sphere, 8000 miles in diameter and 25,000 miles in circumference.  And the center of the core would be at the center - 4000 miles in.

Luckily, Inca Dance had begun to play so Mr. Little Noory only had to read the closing credits, stop by the convenience store for a turkey sandwich, and drive home.

[HorrorReporter]

I still long for the open-banter between Art and Linda Howe...
Shame she is stuck in this contract.

[PB the Deplorable]

I still long for the open-banter between Art and Linda Howe...
Shame she is stuck in this contract.

She seems like she'd be an interesting person for MV to interview.. 'tell us about some of your experiences being interviewed on other programs...'

[ItsOver]

Who the fuck keeps letting LMH on the fucking show?

The same idiot that keeps letting Noory on the show?

[ItsOver]

Oh, Jesus.
'Let's take a final call from Phyllis in Aurora, Colorado. Go ahead, Phil.'
Wtf?

Hahahaha... what a twit.

[popple]

Oh, Jesus.
'Let's take a final call from Phyllis in Aurora, Colorado. Go ahead, Phil.'
Wtf?

no he didn't really... did he? 

[ItsOver]

Minor correction - Noory is in Toronto this Saturday.  Right country, wrong city, no big deal.  But you're right, 3 days of Noory-free coming up.

Ah, yes, time for "Elvis Noory."  Break out the ear plugs, Toronto.

[sampson2625]

More likely when he first heard about "the asteroid belt", he tried to buy one in gold; size 40; to go with his leisure suit wardrobe.

Hahahahahahahah, thats great!

[Morgus]

In the final hour last night during calls for Linda Howe, a caller using only the initials "LH" was cut off and Noory as usual just says he is gone, "Poof"
Noory must cut these guys off early if he doesn't like something about them, like he couldn't come up with a short name for that guy...

[Morgus]

The final caller epitomized the degradation of Coast.
Caller - Hello Mr. Little Noory.  I love you.  Hello Ms. Molton Howe.  You are so extremely intelligent.  Mr. Little Noory is very intelligent, too.  I wish you would use your intelligence to explain to me what you mean by at the center of the core of the earth.  Does that mean at the poles?  You are so intelligent.

Mr. Little Noory said nothing.  Linda seemed to flash anger at such idiocy, then explained that the earth was a sphere, 8000 miles in diameter and 25,000 miles in circumference.  And the center of the core would be at the center - 4000 miles in.

that final caller was named Alexandria and has called in several times before with a voice that sounds like a raspy man's voice.
i seem to recall he/she might have said they had or were planning a sex-change operation.