George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

I'm surprised he doesn't try the act on LMH.  Maybe he did in the past but she filed a harassment complaint with Premier's HR department.

If he ever ran for office, I'd imagine Gloria Allred would have a field day representing the women with their Jorch horror stories

LMH has the ice queen routine down pretty well.  She's not a blithering idiot like Jorch and since last year's April Fools stunt, she slaps down Jorch with authority when he makes his usual moronic comments or any hint of impropriety.  It's actually quite enjoyable to listen to. 

[ufogadfly]

Dexter lives in the early 22nd century (hosting a holographic COAST TO COAST AM in the year 2111), so it is unlikely Dexter would be running for president more than a hundred years later.  But if he does, I hope one of the Richard C. Hoagland clones is his running mate!

Dexter Monterrey, like someting out of a bad 1940s pulp science fiction story. And let's not forget who came up with disGeorge's future incarnation: Dr. Bruce Goldberg, the hypnotist who's most likely either a charlatan or delusional.

[ufogadfly]

George just told a story (supposedly true) about a man going into a hardware store and sawing his arms (plural) off.

The guest paused and said, "How did he do that?"

George "With a chain saw.  He just used it to cut his arms off."

Sort of reminds me of the one-armed wallpaper hanger.  :

Or the one-armed fisherman: "I caught a fish this big."

[ufogadfly]

The Definitive Compendium quietly celebrated its 5th birthday a few days ago. Five years of documenting Jorch's suckage. A tremendous feat, rivaled only by Jorch sucking for twice that length.

Congrats MV and everyone!

Notwithstanding their primary concern, the bottom line, I can't see how PremRat can have just ignored all this for so long. I can think of a number of better hosts who could replace GN and still work cheap.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George just told a story (supposedly true) about a man going into a hardware store and sawing his arms (plural) off.

The guest paused and said, "How did he do that?"

George "With a chain saw.  He just used it to cut his arms off."

Sort of reminds me of the one-armed wallpaper hanger.  :

As usual Mr "8 Hour show prep" gets it all wrong.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/11/horror-at-california-home-depot-as-man-cuts-own-arms-with-saws/?test=latestnews

In all fairness, my recollection is that Noory's version was closer to the news report than the description posted here.  He said the guy sawed his arms, and when the guest acted incredulous George seemed a little oblivious to the obvious problem of operating a saw with no arms, but continued by saying he used saws in the store to cut his arms down to the bone.  I don't remember him specifying a chainsaw (because I was visualizing a manual saw from the story) but that may be my memory.  He had also reported the same news story at the beginning of the show.

[ziznak]

I loved the story about the kid putting the pencils up his nose and then bashing his head down on the desk.  I think it was George who brought that urban legend up.  I could hear his lil erection forming with a profound "tink."

[Morgus]

In all fairness, my recollection is that Noory's version was closer to the news report than the description posted here.  He said the guy sawed his arms, and when the guest acted incredulous George seemed a little oblivious to the obvious problem of operating a saw with no arms, but continued by saying he used saws in the store to cut his arms down to the bone.  I don't remember him specifying a chainsaw (because I was visualizing a manual saw from the story) but that may be my memory.  He had also reported the same news story at the beginning of the show.

actually Noory reported the saw used was a special type of saw, not a chainsaw...
it was funny that Noory didn't get the idea of cutting off arms when they are also holding the saw, he can't imagine anything beyond what the news article reported apparently.

[stlcoastfan1985]

Someone please tell me the flight attendant story! I'm dying to know how big of a perv Jorch itch is!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I don't remember verbatim, but they were talking about domestic terrorism and how being able to take small European knives onto aircraft was now legal.  This led to discussing how difficult the job was for staff and flight attendants in particular.  George commented how good flight attendants had always been to him except for this one incident.  He had apparently accidentally touched his arm to a flight attendant's back while maneuvering to his seat, and she scowled at him like he was some sort of Lebanese terrorist (I added the Lebanese terrorist part) and demanded he didn't touch her. 

I do remember him specifying his arm and not just his hand, making me believe he placed his arm around the attendant as he passed by, but that is only conjecture.

"hey hey hey! I was onaly trying to steady myself!  It's unbuhlievably cuhrowded in here!"

[Tinfoil Hat]

Aaack! Noory sucks so bad I just got this ad here on CoastGab:

GaiamTV: George Noory
GaiamTV.com/BeyondBelief
George Noory Talks to John Hogue on GaiamTV's Beyond Belief.

I've seen this ad before on other sites too. It's like the bad dye-job man is stalking me!

Please, make it stop!

P.S. I checked my Google Chrome ad settings and it thinks I'm 55 which is 10 years older than I really am! Talk about adding insult to injury!

[conscious comic]

I'm sure George gives off a creepy vibe, kinda like the run down lounge singer always trying to get laid.

Not to mention the 'energy suck' - the guy he loves to talk about who can 'clear a room' is actually him!


Overheard throughout the 767 upon GN boarding the plane...


"OMG, Flight Attendant, excuse me, but why am I suddenly feeling SO DRAINED? is there anyway to get off of this plane, now?"

"No, I'm sorry, FAA regulations prevent us from deplaning once the cabin door is closed - but I know what you mean...George Snoory is flying with us - in FIRST CLASS no less!"


"Oh well, one can always hope we will crash!"


"One can always hope..."

[conscious comic]

Someone please tell me the flight attendant story! I'm dying to know how big of a perv Jorch itch is!

My best recollection of the set up to Snoory's delusional non-sequitor is as follows:


It was Robert Pelton, Monday night - hour 4...the topic was the new ruling relaxing rules allowing two and one half inch knife blades on planes which led to a conversation about guns on planes, pilots being armed, etc. A caller recalled when one could declare and check arms directly with the pilot and Pelton reiterated how one is able to check arms with the pilots in certain countries overseas. Pelton also asserted that most pilots on certain airlines are armed and described how to spot an air marshall on a plane, etc.


Snoory voiced his disagreement with the new knife blade ruling because according to him 'flight attendants are already on edge' as evidenced by his delusional anecdote, which was in essence that 'the flight attendant was blocking the aisle and I wanted to get by and touched her on the arm and she just went 'crazy' on me (not sure if the word was crazy, ballistic or what - but that was the essence).


So (and here is IMO the really CRAZY part...) in his (Snoory's) mind, it wasn't HIS fault that the flight attendant went off on him for touching her arm (which to my thinking, I don't care if a person is male or female, regardless of one's gender or theirs, none of us should be touching strangers or service people we don't know personally for any reason, it's plain rude and highly risky as evidenced by her reaction) in the Snoory consensus of one, reality tunnel, it wasn't anything HE did wrong that set her off, her reaction was due to the fact that SHE and all Flight personnel are so hyper and skittish as a result of loosening regulations and 'danger' in the skies that they react to being touched by (smarmy looking) strangers!


By this logic, one can only imagine all the other 'stories Snoory tells himself' about why the world behaves and reacts to him in such strange and mysterious ways...


"Climate change has caused the cancellation of yet another of my otherwise commercially acclaimed Internet TV shows!" (I know this is the case because after all, it was I who coined the term 'wireless internet'!)


"Allien abductions have left very few intelligent people in the world able to listen to C2C, but ONLY on the nights that I'm hosting" (You never know!)


"That dog bit my arm because of GMO pet food!" (I do not believe in coincidences!)

[stlcoastfan1985]

Well, not as juicy of a story as I expected, but I can see that happening. Especially since Snoory does have that creeper appearance. While some flight attendants may be on edge these days, I think just all women in general are on edge because of all the sickos and perverts out there. I guarantee you that if Snoory looked like Bradley Cooper or was just another woman, that stewardess would have had no problem with him touchin her! (Either that, or if he had just politely said "Excuse me please, I have to get through.")

[BobGrau]

When I worked in hotels, I met a lot of air stewards. If the lady in question had been off duty, even Noory would have been welcome to touch her.

[BobGrau]

Fess up Bob, you did more then just *meet* with them now didn't you

'Fraid not... I regularly turned down 'business' propositions from passing hookers*, though.

*Translated from the scottish (aberdeen sub-section): "manky harbour hoors"


Now, back to the noory-hating.

[ItsOver]

"When I worked in hotels....."     Jorch, you should have been so lucky. 





Sorry, Bob, I couldn't resist.

[BobGrau]

...wha? I seem to have replied to a non-existent post.

ItsOver, I'm afraid you'll have to explain that one, it went right over my head.

[ItsOver]

Oh, just a little Richard Gere "speciality." 

[PB the Deplorable]

... "Jorch and Tommy" cartoon reality show...

We def need more footage of George and Tommy out together.

The rank and file working at PremRat must be as stunned and entertained by their antics as we are, yet also wonder wtf

[Pragmier]

That can absolutely work. Ricky Gervais would have a field day with these two - think Life's Too Short.

[stevesh]

The first hour guest last night was there to talk about the so-called Fair Tax. I have no idea why C2C continues to have this dick on.

Three things. The Fair Tax claims to be revenue-neutral compared to the current income tax, but that's only true if government agencies pay the tax. If the Defense Department buys a cruise missile for one million dollars, they pay $300,000 to Treasury in taxes. That's like moving a $20 bill from your left pocket to your right pocket and calling it 'income'.

Second, the Fair Tax supporters claim the tax rate is 23%. Fact is, it's 30%, in the sense that if you spend $1, the tax will be 30 cents. The Fair Tax people pretend that 30% = 23%, using a formula no one else either understands nor accepts.

Third, the whole 'Fair Tax' idea depends on the fact that the income tax provision in the Constitution will be repealed. I could be wrong, but I suspect we are (and will be) politically divided as a nation for any constitutional amendment to be passed, ever.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The first hour guest last night was there to talk about the so-called Fair Tax. I have no idea why C2C continues to have this dick on.

Three things. The Fair Tax claims to be revenue-neutral compared to the current income tax, but that's only true if government agencies pay the tax. If the Defense Department buys a cruise missile for one million dollars, they pay $300,000 to Treasury in taxes. That's like moving a $20 bill from your left pocket to your right pocket and calling it 'income'.

Second, the Fair Tax supporters claim the tax rate is 23%. Fact is, it's 30%, in the sense that if you spend $1, the tax will be 30 cents. The Fair Tax people pretend that 30% = 23%, using a formula no one else either understands nor accepts.

Third, the whole 'Fair Tax' idea depends on the fact that the income tax provision in the Constitution will be repealed. I could be wrong, but I suspect we are (and will be) politically divided as a nation for any constitutional amendment to be passed, ever.

George Noory's regularly aired crusades include (paraphrased):

*If I were president, I would abolish the income tax.*

*I believe in the abiotic oil theory.*

*If we were Russia, we would have already taken military action against North Korea!* <-- he must have used that one about a dozen times last week.  He really wants to go to war.

*I'm thinking of suing the company that makes these pizza rolls.  If a mother popped one into her baby's mouth, the baby would die!*

I don't want to spread hate as I have mentioned before.  I want George to succeed.  But a spade is a spade.  George Noory is an idiot.  Either that or he has an agenda to appeal to a specific gullible and poorly educated demographic.  I tend to believe it's a bit of both. 

In any case he will continue to have people on who espouse his badly researched, ill-reasoned, and damaging views.  And that is why I am here and am willing to speak out against George Noory.

[Morgus]

Someone please tell me the flight attendant story! I'm dying to know how big of a perv Jorch itch is!

You must have missed last Friday night Noory Open Lines?
He opened a special "Rude Line" and started it off with his own story about a flight attendant he claimed was rude and went ballistic when he put his hand on her shoulder.
I imagine seeing Noory's face caused her to scream "Get your meat hooks away from me, you MASHER!" 

[ItsOver]

We def need more footage of George and Tommy out together.

The rank and file working at PremRat must be as stunned and entertained by their antics as we are, yet also wonder wtf

I wonder how many of the PremRat rank and file check out this site for a daily chuckle.  I don't know how they deal with the dynamic duo of "Jorch and Tommy" with a straight face.

[PB the Deplorable]

George Noory's regularly aired crusades include (paraphrased):

*If I were president, I would abolish the income tax.*

*I believe in the abiotic oil theory.*

*If we were Russia, we would have already taken military action against North Korea!* <-- he must have used that one about a dozen times last week.  He really wants to go to war.

*I'm thinking of suing the company that makes these pizza rolls.  If a mother popped one into her baby's mouth, the baby would die!*

...

And other times he's been known to say 'Yew don't know what I think' and some version of 'I'm just here to let people tell their stories and puts their ideas out there', followed by a few 'who knowses', and a 'this show isn't about yelling and screaming'.

A little while later he's telling us who he'd 'go after' if he were in charge.

GNS

[stlcoastfan1985]

You must have missed last Friday night Noory Open Lines?

Like I said, I've listened about 3 times in the past 5 years. But yes, just the simple appearance of the Snoorster is enough to strike fear into the hearts of any decent, self protecting woman!

[NoMoreNoory]

Right at the top of tonight's show:

'Can life reeeelly be by accident?'

Joorch setting the intellectual bar high right at the outset tonight.

[popple]

Jorch just said the mob ran the casinos with a cleansed fist.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

GN asked Dr. Piccioni what quantum mechanics was.  The Doctor of high energy physics went into a brief explanation about how it was the physics of the very small.  GN then said 'That's one quantum, but there's another quantum isn't there?" and went on to say something about it being about different possibilities.  This was followed by a moment of silence, and then the Doctor asking, confused, "Another quantum?"

[Morgus]

Noory obviously didn't understand what a prime number is...