George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[McPhallus]

Jorch was so over his head with this reptilian guy that he had to go to his default reference point - movies - Enemy Mine being the only one that sprang to mind at the moment, though he couldn't remember the title. 

His recent track record is such that I'm surprised he didn't say "Enema Mine."

[Falkie2013]

When did Snoorge get plastic surgery?

He obviously got it after he turned in all his pizza roll coupons.

Here's Snoory looking suave and debonair after his surgery but look out Snoorge, you're being stalked by BIGPAW.

And here's a candid and secretly obtained shot of what Snoory REALLY looks like because he's a tomatotilian and only I know the awwwk ... thud ... static.



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[McPhallus]

Yep. That just about does it for me. Hope to see you guys down the road, but this kind of crap is just punishing myself.

Sir Winston, does this mean you won't be down for tea and crumpets tomorrow morning? 

[Eddie Coyle]

Yep. That just about does it for me. Hope to see you guys down the road, but this kind of crap is just punishing myself.

I hear ya. My ignore list has reached it's third score.

[onan]

It's a shame that a few juvenile peen jokes can have any impact.
In the 2+ years I have been here, I have noticed most posters have an arc to their posts. The bright ones stake an ideology and defend it. Then there is some scuffle between other posters; which usually leads to some mutual respect or disdain. Then the posts seem to take on more of a tolerant overview of the majority of the people that post.
Sometimes people are not articulate or mature enough to make anything other than sophomoric posts.
Or maybe I am just full of shit.
No matter, it would be a shame to lose the insight of Sardondi.

[McPhallus]

No matter, it would be a shame to lose the insight of Sardondi.

Forums seem to have an ever-changing dynamic.  Some posters, as long as they are fairly consistent, are anchors who help raise the level of discourse.  They keep the immature ones from embarrassing themselves.  If they leave or go dormant, the discourse always seems to fall to a junior high level or just turns into anarchy.  Sardondi is one of those anchors (although some found his posting style pretentious).  I hope he stays.  His posts are always thought-provoking.

[zeebo]

this is the worst april fools joke I've ever heard in my life. they bring in Roger Lear to talk about a tomato growing in a guy's stomach.

So true.  Not only was this "joke" dumb, but actually I found it rather tasteless and mean-spirited.  There are many people, myself included, with mysterious, debilitating ailments which are poorly understood by doctors.  It's definitely not a comical experience.

[dennis1966]

Did anyone here Snoory say that he had seen a shapeshifter a few weeks ago? Was that for real?

[zeebo]

Jorch was so over his head with this reptilian guy that he had to go to his default reference point - movies - Enemy Mine being the only one that sprang to mind at the moment, though he couldn't remember the title. 

More evidence of his "8 hours of preperation".  I guess he spent the whole time staring out the window and idly recollecting some flick from the 80's.  Great research.  I'm sure next time Michio Kaku is on, George will prepare by trying to recall scenes from Contact.

[West of the Rockies]

It's a shame that a few juvenile peen jokes can have any impact.
In the 2+ years I have been here, I have noticed most posters have an arc to their posts. The bright ones stake an ideology and defend it. Then there is some scuffle between other posters; which usually leads to some mutual respect or disdain. Then the posts seem to take on more of a tolerant overview of the majority of the people that post.
Sometimes people are not articulate or mature enough to make anything other than sophomoric posts.
Or maybe I am just full of shit.
No matter, it would be a shame to lose the insight of Sardondi.

I hope he returns, too.  I wish Anagrammy would return as well, but I doubt she will.  Here (like in any blog), some threads are more interesting than others; the content and tone wax and wane.  If I find a thread distasteful, I usually ignore it for a few days or so and then return to see if it's become more engaging.

[Falkie2013]

Nothing against you but your handle just gave me an idea for a handle that someone could use.


West of the Suck.







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An exclusive interview with Snoorge.


" Aliens abducted my microwave because it was smarter than I am ! "

[Falkie2013]

More evidence of his "8 hours of preperation".  I guess he spent the whole time staring out the window and idly recollecting some flick from the 80's.  Great research.  I'm sure next time Michio Kaku is on, George will prepare by trying to recall scenes from Contact.

The only preparation Snoory does is to use Preparation H.


On his mustasche comb.


Which is also his toothbrush.

[Juan Cena]

Noory is now trying to push over 5000 more listeners to join the c2c facebook page and "like" him.
Too bad they don't have a "Hate us" button on his facebook page, would get more pushes than the "like us" button I bet... 

Some legends say that the Serpent originally had legs, but God punished it by taken them away after the temptation of Eve.

[Sardondi]

I'm just taking a small vacation - that's all. Some days our tolerance is lower than others. Be well.

[Mr. Hanky]

Tonight's show just got a little more interesting. I just checked the C2C webpage and they have added Richard Dolan to the 1st half of the show to talk about the FBI UFO document - Hottel memo.

The second half is some sci-fi writer that I never heard of, Robert Harken, talking about his book on "tranhumanism" and robots fighting each other on earth or some bullshit like that.

[Meanandnasty]

Do you think that Noory is going for the transhuman experience?  Think about it. He now has a plastic face.  The hair is a toupee.  I heard the moustache is glued on, and he has false teeth.  The voice is synthesized by instruments and he may or may not be further enhanced.  That all reads a little non-human to me or has he finally made it to hollowwood?
I forgot the strange reverbitating motions that his hands make on that internet informercial.  They flay like he is trying to sell midnight specials.  Strange motions those are, and again almost transhuman. 

[Mr. Hanky]

Do you think that Noory is going for the transhuman experience?  Think about it. He now has a plastic face.  The hair is a toupee.  I heard the moustache is glued on, and he has false teeth.  The voice is synthesized by instruments and he may or may not be further enhanced.  That all reads a little non-human to me or has he finally made it to hollowwood?
I forgot the strange reverbitating motions that his hands make on that internet informercial.  They flay like he is trying to sell midnight specials.  Strange motions those are, and again almost transhuman.

You could be right. I could imagine Noory being a transhuman. Or perhaps a Transformer. Noory transforms into a pizza roll.

[Rico999]

The clown Snoory can't even get through the first "news" segment without fucking it up....

And he does "8 hours" of show prep?? 

[Mr. Hanky]

The clown Snoory can't even get through the first "news" segment without fucking it up....

And he does "8 hours" of show prep??

"Obama announces new scientific initiative to map Noory's brain. Says it will cost $200Mil to do so."

[Meanandnasty]

You could be right. I could imagine Noory being a transhuman. Or perhaps a Transformer. Noory transforms into a pizza roll.

Transforming into a pizza roll..  He is doughy in the middle when uncooked.  After being heated up, cold on the outside and a scorched brain in the middle.  That explains it all.
Premrat pizza rolls are being served now.

[Mr. Hanky]

Transforming into a pizza roll..  He is doughy in the middle when uncooked.  After being heated up, cold on the outside and a scorched brain in the middle.  That explains it all.
Premrat pizza rolls are being served now.

Or perhaps cold on the inside. After all, we know how fond Noory is of Lizard people. Noory probably thinks he's one.

[michio]

The clown Snoory can't even get through the first "news" segment without fucking it up....

And he does "8 hours" of show prep??

What do you expect from a self-centered narcissist, unbiased and objective news reports? 

[Mr. Hanky]

Noory: "Do you believe that the Hottel UFO memo is real?"

Dolan: "The document is 100% authentic."

Noory - No follow up asking Dolan why he believes this to be the case.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Noory is such a fraud.

[ufogadfly]

LOL!  It does look like someone elses fist.  That would be great.  However, it is clear that Noory had sooo much work done to him since this photo.  He truly thinks he's "Hollywood." 

Wait a second! I think it might be someone else holding a Noory mask in front of his face!

[Mr. Hanky]

Noory keeps on pushing the Hoover angle onto Dolan with this Hottel memo. Doesn't Noory know that Hoover wasn't too interested in UFOs during the 1950's? He was more into cross-dressing back then.

[Mr. Hanky]

Noory: "Richard, do we know anything about these Aliens. Were they like the Greys?"

Dolan: "No, they weren't Greys. They were described as miniaturized humans with perfect teeth."

Noory: "So, in other words, they were midgets. Right?"

[Roy Hinkley]

Noory: "Richard, do we know anything about these Aliens. Were they like the Greys?"

Dolan: "No, they weren't Greys. They were described as miniaturized humans with perfect teeth."

Noory: "So, in other words, they were midgets. Right?"

Great, did Mr. Tact actually say "midgets"?

[Mr. Hanky]

Great, did Mr. Tact actually say "midgets"?

Not really. But, I imagined in my mind that he wanted to. After all, he would be classified as a mental midget.

[Mr. Hanky]

Noory now thinks he's a scientist. While Dolan was talking to George about his next guest, Robert Harken, who will be discussing Artificial Intelligence, Noory mentioned that robots in the future will be made of some advanced "carbon fibers." What? He pulled that out of his ass.

Noory must be smoking some major Tumeric in the studio tonight.

[Roy Hinkley]

Noory now thinks he's a scientist. While Dolan was talking to George about his next guest, Robert Harken, who will be discussing Artificial Intelligence, Noory mentioned that robots in the future will be made of some advanced "carbon fibers." What? He pulled that out of his ass.

Noory must be smoking some major Tumeric in the studio tonight.

Yeah, I was wondering where he got the carbon fiber thing too - clearly as you assert - out of his crusty ass.

LOL - Snoory probably snorts toomeric too...