George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nabob]

Hi there all.. Noory Sucks!  Just had to get that out for a start.

I got a voodoo doll...working on getting sumptin of Snorrys I can place with it to cast a spell on that promo idiot.

[Designx]

Can't wait for Noory's poor attempt at an April fools joke with this guy who claims a tomato plant is growing in hiis body based on an x-ray. That is about the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[bateman]

When did Snoorge get plastic surgery?

[Meanandnasty]

When did Snoorge get plastic surgery?

Totally fake and phony and that phony has nothing to do with open lines.

[RedMichael]

Nothing like a staged impromptu pic. I bet they took that exact same one 40 times and chose the best. Nice natural body positioning and he is so good he can hear them without any headphones.


Edit: Wow calling it a classic show less than 30 seconds in! Noory you're unstoppable!

[Doomed]

" Decaloration "
Jeezus George. I mean, c'mon!!!

[Doomed]

Im pretty sure he meant declaration, but at this point, Im not sure.
"Deck-a-lo-ration"
Another one for the books.... 

[midnightbidder]

here comes the douchebag April fools joke what a dink!

[RedMichael]

Lamest photoshop ever.





oh a lame April fools joke.

[midnightbidder]

this is the worst april fools joke I've ever heard in my life. they bring in Roger Lear to talk about a tomato growing in a guy's stomach. the only thing in his intestinal tract is George's penis. I've said it before I love George but there comes a point where I gotta draw the line. the vacuum sucking sound is growing by the day. I think I'm going to have to alien implant my cock and balls in someone if this keeps up.

[NoMoreNoory]

Hmmm. It's like listening to one of Brendan's EVPs. I heard 'declagration'.


And God help us, Noory is now running his brilliant April Fool with the guy with the tomato plant growing in his stomach. He informs us it's 'one of the strangest stories I've ever seen in a while.' Thinks he's so fucking smart and can't even run his lame-ass spoof without screwing up.


Oh, and by the way, you brain-dead moron, it's April 2nd where we're listening. As NoMoreNoory has just informed the man himself by text, George Noory is the April Fool that has lasted ten years.

[George Noory]

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[RedMichael]

I thought it might be someone doing a joke on Noory (very believable in my opinion) until I saw the image. Right now in Lincoln all we hear about is spring football.

[Roy Hinkley]

Oh my God, how old is this f'ing idiot and he still does these April Fool's Day jokes?  They get worse every year.  Who does he think his audience really is?  A bunch of grade schoolers?  How can he even begin to think this is funny?  I try not to hate, but Georgie makes it so easy.  In reality, why don't we just go with 364 days a year it is a fool's show, and maybe one day a year he could actually NOT suck...

[George Noory]

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[Roy Hinkley]

Billy the dead brother?  How about Annie Kagan and George Noory starring in the DEAD interview...

[George Noory]

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[Roy Hinkley]

When did Snoorge get plastic surgery?

He is starting to look more and more like a caricature of himself.  Soon he will be Georgie - the Human Bobblehead.

[George Noory]

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[George Noory]

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[mombird3]

What a dumb joke, and it is not even funny.

[George Noory]

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[George Noory]

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[coaster]

that tumeric must work wonders...A little photo to compare old noory and nip, tucked, dyed, and botoxed noory.

[jinwicked]

"I had to reread my own book so I could remember the specific bullshit I wrote in it."

[George Noory]

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[George Noory]

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[zeebo]

Caught this Nooryism tonite:

"Perhaps one of the strangest stories I have ever seen in a while."

[RedMichael]

Whoa this guy is saying a lot of reptillian and bigfoot stories are bullshit. Thats what causes guest's phone to get iffy and cut out.

[George Noory]

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