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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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ItsOver

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 04, 2017, 12:26:03 PM
how could anyone forget a Coast Christmas CD.

https://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW
A classhic!  Jorch insiders demand it every holiday season, according to Jorch.

albrecht

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 04, 2017, 12:26:03 PM
how could anyone forget a Coast Christmas CD.

https://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW
I wonder how much of the money went "to the vets," as promised, and to what veteran organization?


Quote from: albrecht on August 04, 2017, 01:28:57 PM
I wonder how much of the money went "to the vets," as promised, and to what veteran organization?

Exactly. As I requested such information a few years ago from both the host of "Coast To Coast AM" and its producers. I never received a reply. For pushing something like that as "a charitable work," that disclosure should be public information under federal guidelines. Those records should be available -- but remember, this is George Noory's "Coast" that appears to not give a darn about following any regulations, as they don't with their "alternative-health" infomercials, because they'll no doubt say the government agencies to inform and protect consumers are all corrupt. And, as such in their view, "Coast" never needs to follow those regulations -- unlike everyone else.

On the night of November 5, 2015, host George Noory related this: Direct Quote: <<"With the benefits of the money going to the Veterans Affairs folks." >>. I contacted the Veterans Affairs office to see if that was true -- and also never received a reply to confirm it. It seems no one wants to give confirmation or details -- odd when that should be required under requirements of disclosure.

Know that charity scams are common. Especially when it comes to veterans. A good rule of thumb is that if the supposed "charity work" organization or individuals refuse to disclosure what "partial proceeds" are, or refuses to name the benefactors that are to benefit from that "charity work," it's probably a scam and do not contribute to it.

Another of George Noory's "projects." Scams, I say. I wouldn't even buy a pair of shoelaces or a stick of bubble gum based on anything with his name associated with it.

 

Quote from: albrecht on August 03, 2017, 10:09:02 PM
Norry has claimed for years that he was going to make a "foundation" or "way" to "help out" listeners, usually described as unable to afford things, elderly, ill, etc. Then it turned into a "way to help" them "get supplements." (He even claimed to one quack frequent guest to "help" them buy the stuff from the multi-level marketing company, I presume, because he also has talked about "joining" the network and make money to buy your supplement while you "help" your friends and family.) But, so far, as far as I can tell, no foundation has been set up and only anecdotal proof of "helping out" people (his talk of giving "twenties" to homeless people, sending books to blind guests, etc.)

Good point. Sounds plausible with George Noory. How the supposed "helping" of listeners to get Youngevity International snake-oil as some "discount" may involve said listeners investing in becoming an "independent distributor?" That more than makes sense. That's right: Spend $3,000 to $5,000 to become some Youngevity International "independent distributor" may allow you to save roughly $1,500 on your supplements. Nice math. You are in the hole for $1,500 to $3,500 overall -- but thanks to the goodness of Noory's and the Youngevity "good people" [in quotes, as I question them being "good people"], you are being "helped" in buying your supplements! I get it!

 

Morgus

The new c2cam schedule for the coming week is up now.
Uh-oh, this weekend is the first Sunday of the month - so that means Noory curses us with an extra day he hosts this week... :o

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on August 04, 2017, 06:47:32 PM
The new c2cam schedule for the coming week is up now.
Uh-oh, this weekend is the first Sunday of the month - so that means Noory curses us with an extra day he hosts this week... :o
"There is NO escape from Super Suck Sunday..."


Quote from: Jojo on August 04, 2017, 11:21:02 AM
...  He also was said to have financially "adopted" an impoverished child abroad...

Ah yes, Snorgie once had a sponsor that signed people up to help support children in third world countries.  The sponsorship was for a year, and the kids would supposedly write letters and send pictures.

Of course George signed up, although somehow we never got to see any photos or hear snippets from her letters.  I wonder how young Maritza is doing, whether she looks back fondly on the year a rich gringo would send her 11 cents a day. 



Quote from: Morgus on August 04, 2017, 06:47:32 PM
The new c2cam schedule for the coming week is up now.
Uh-oh, this weekend is the first Sunday of the month - so that means Noory curses us with an extra day he hosts this week... :o

He likes to pre-record bits so he can really go full auto-pilot. Most likely will be Jim Marrs tribute, which would be a excellent idea. He deserves something like that.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on August 04, 2017, 09:31:15 PM
And what about cheap-ass Tommee?

Given tommy boy's health scare and Noory's aging/ other ventures, I really doubt this A team last too many years longer. That said George seems to have no close family and no real reason to live except promoting bad medical advice. Then there is always the mythical Hawaii studio he plane to broadcast from until well into his 90's.

The whole anti-vaccine people is real problem in Austin. Further quack Drs are providing fake documents to children who never were actually vaccinated. Fucking Hippster scum. I saw a man with a clip on man bun a few months ago. Unbelievable

GravitySucks

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on August 04, 2017, 09:30:01 PM
Ah yes, Snorgie once had a sponsor that signed people up to help support children in third world countries.  The sponsorship was for a year, and the kids would supposedly write letters and send pictures.

Of course George signed up, although somehow we never got to see any photos or hear snippets from her letters.  I wonder how young Maritza is doing, whether she looks back fondly on the year a rich gringo would send her 11 cents a day.

Children International. I sponsored a boy in India and a girl in Columbia.

Quote from: GravitySucks on August 04, 2017, 09:53:26 PM
Children International. I sponsored a boy in India and a girl in Columbia.

It sounded like a great project, as long as a good chunk of the money went to the kids and families.  I just wondered if George really sponsored anyone.

ZaZa

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on August 04, 2017, 10:13:53 PM
It sounded like a great project, as long as a good chunk of the money went to the kids and families.  I just wondered if George really sponsored anyone.

his gay lover who was suing George later, and dump him because Noory was stinking like a Paki from all that turmeric...

NoMoreNoory

As predicted, Joorch will be skipping out early tonight, courtesy of Jim Marr' s death, by running one of his half-assed 'tributes'.   


'Howard, I'm convinced some major things are going to unfold in the next several weeks'  regarding China/NK/US according to respected geopolitics expert George Noory. This show is nothing but losers enabling each other's delusions that they are something that they aren't and Norry is the worst offender because his ruse knows no bounds.

This is how scam psychics operate, vague general predictions that if something does happen the charlatan will take credit for and if nothing happens because the prediction was so vague people don't even remember.

Nothing, absolutely nothing ever predicted on Coast comes to fruition other than 50/50 propositions like presidential elections where somebody has to be right. 20 years, guest after guest, predicting disclosure 'very soon' 'next year' 'any time now'  LOL



Where does he get this endless parade of post-menopausal wackjob women? I always imagine the poor sucker who married them and had to deal with the mental illness masquerading as new age spirituality before throwing in the towel and divorcing them or just giving up and accepting his fate.

Morgus

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 04, 2017, 10:29:57 PM
As predicted, Joorch will be skipping out early tonight, courtesy of Jim Marr' s death, by running one of his half-assed 'tributes'.   
Yep I heard Noory mention that, totally as expected at the end of the show tonight so he and Tommy can split early leaving an old excerpt from a past interview with Jim Marrs playing.

NoMoreNoory

Joorch says he thinks he would like Susanne Wilson (aka post-menopausal wackjob woman) to regress him at some upcoming symposium. She says he'd be great because he's so open to it.  Joorch says "And I think I go way back. Waaaay back."

NoMoreNoory

I'm not clear if her book is called 'Soul Smart' or 'Souls-Mart'.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 04, 2017, 11:28:07 PM
Joorch says he thinks he would like Susanne Wilson (aka post-menopausal wackjob woman) to regress him at some upcoming symposium. She says he'd be great because he's so open to it.  Joorch says "And I think I go way back. Waaaay back."

Archaeologists are on the trail of early man, the elusive Noorythal.


yep, from Central Casting,  the Stepford Kooks.

i love how they know every little detail about the other side, she said '99.9% of the dead who have left behind a spouse want them to be happy and to date and marry'.  when we die we get younger, thinner, according to her we look 'hot', we can change our features to how we always wanted to look. BUT this is important, when your family and friends see you they will see you the way you were when you were living.  I guess she really is 'soul smart', there's no question about souls she can't answer.



A caller asked her if she could contact some Lord of the Rings character. Susanne giggled 'I'm not a Lord of the Rings person, I'm a Trekkie. Ask me anything about Star Trek.'  The always slow witted host interjects 'Beam aboard. Right?'  Yeah Grampa, that's it, beam aboard.

Jojo

Quote from: GravitySucks on August 04, 2017, 09:53:26 PM
Children International. I sponsored a boy in India and a girl in Columbia.
🌟

Jojo

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on August 04, 2017, 11:35:09 PM
Archaeologists are on the trail of early man, the elusive Noorythal.
Don't forget Wilma sneaking up behind 🍖!

Morgus

Noory's open lines question for callers "Do you believe in the Devil?" :o



hahaha a Cliff Clavin-esque Christian called in about reincarnation. He knew his shit kinda. Being a Christian he doesn't believe in reincarnation, it's the Devil trying to corrupt people by telling them that life has do-overs so go be evil. 'Now come on, why would Jesus Christ die for our sins if we could just come back to this world over and over'.  Then he carries on about the caste system in India and asks George if he knows what that is, George of course says he does even though he knows nothing about it, then he asks George if he knows what an 'untouchable' is. George is too stupid and lazy to take this guy on and challenge his beliefs in a supernatural Jewish  zombie.

A lady caller follows and she's so impressed with the previous caller 'It's hard to argue with anything that man said George'.  Witless George responds 'great caller'.



Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 04, 2017, 09:41:21 PM
Given tommy boy's health scare and Noory's aging/ other ventures, I really doubt this A team last too many years longer...

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 04, 2017, 11:28:07 PM
...  Joorch says "And I think I go way back. Waaaay back."

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on August 05, 2017, 12:38:17 AM
... Witless George responds 'great caller'.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on August 05, 2017, 12:02:48 AM
... The always slow witted host interjects 'Beam aboard. Right?'...


Tommee is just hoping to go quickly and painlessly

Morgus

Noory and Tommy are clueless as usual, both of them can't figure out why its dangerous to look at the sun during an eclipse compared to at any other time.
Just a few minutes until they sneak out early and play an excerpt from an old Jim Marrs interview as a "tribute" ;)

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