George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

Looky Here. Well, the much-vaunted "live event" at Everett, Washington, USA, apparently went very well for George Noory. Yes, it appears a "live band" was there so Noory -- an entertainment failure who finally realizes his gig in Los Angeles didn't lead to fame and fortune -- could waste the theme of the show by making it some "George Noory In Concert" gig. How pathetic.

First video I could find to emerge from last night from an attendee. Hopefully, "we" will get more -- including what "musical numbers" that radio clown put on for his captive audience last night. But what's funny is that I think the photos shown on the larger screen behind Noory and who I think is that imbecile Mike Bara are backwards as to where they are seated. The guest is seated left but the screen shows George Noory's mugshot above him and vice versa. Those buffoons couldn't even get their seating assignments correct, let alone claiming to have the answers to all of the universe's existence.

But give George Noory and Wagner/Danheiser Entertainment credit. They proved they could defy and defeat our planet's law of gravity by staging the event 90 degrees counterclockwise -- and no one fell off their chairs. Impressive:

Nice one, HWGA. Let's hope more video from the live stage show event at the historic Everett Thudder will emerge, though I bet they're probably pretty tight on filming - not least because Joorch knows it will end up here.
Given the question, I was disappointed Joorch didn't repeat his microwave fears which he shared on C2C a while back, telling us that he closes the door, turns the oven on and then hides round the corner while it does its thing, no doubt swapping wig for tin-foil hat as he goes.
And can you imagine paying a hundred bucks to listen to Bara trotting out that clap-trap?

[Here We Go Again]

And that guy who "works in a kitchen" that asked the question about "signals," which was not answered, paid pretty good money to see that? I forget how much the tickets were but pretty steep considering the event. Sad to see someone waste their money like that since I suspect that "works in a kitchen" is not meaning some highly paid chef. I'm hoping the kid won the tickets from the local radio station or snuck in.

That young man would have been better served to ask George Noory about that obvious toupee the latter is wearing, although the radio host "swore up-and-down on stacks of Bibles" on some "Coast Insider" live chat a few years back that he doesn't wear a hairpiece and that's his "real hair." Baloney. That's a rug -- a bad one -- if I ever saw one.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Given the question, I was disappointed Joorch didn't repeat his microwave fears which he shared on C2C a while back, telling us that he closes the door, turns the oven on and then hides round the corner while it does its thing, no doubt swapping wig for tin-foil hat as he goes...

This is just another sad example of the poor quality of Dumbheiser-Wanker Productions in general.  They just don't pay attention to the details.  George's kit should obviously have included a cue card regarding microwave ovens - either his fear of them as you mentioned, or the full blown Pizzaroll story

[ItsOver]

Ha, ha, ha.    What a laughable event.  Jorch really went heavy-duty on the Super Black Kiwi polish for that "Speshial" night. 

[Here We Go Again]

And can you imagine paying a hundred bucks to listen to Bara trotting out that clap-trap?

Worse, could you imagine those attendees paying a few hundred bucks to hear George Noory sing? Recall a few years ago, when himself or his producers obviously suckered Engelbert Humperdinck to appear in the first hour? With Noory boasting "I sing, too." Then dead silence. "Um," Noory followed, "but nothing like you." No sh*t?

Way to go, George Noory. Anyone can sing, Noory. Even me. That doesn't mean he or she can do it well! Like you have to explain to this internationally known recording artist that you have that in common with him? Huh? If so, he'd have heard about you as a vocalist by then. What a clueless dunce that Noory is.

Five-will-get-you-ten in any betting parlor that Engelbert Humperdinck won't appear on that radio program ever again. That is, as long as some "self-professed singer" is hosting it and puts himself "up there" with those like the legendary recording-artist guest. "After The Loving," Noory, is a song you need to "try" in concert and cover the Engelbert Humperdinck classic. No music collection, I feel, is complete without it. Improve on what he did. Now that's entertainment -- as absurd and hysterical as it would be.

[Here We Go Again]

Ha, ha, ha.    What a laughable event.  Jorch really went heavy-duty on the Super Black Kiwi polish for that "Speshial" night.

That looks like a rug. Better still, was that Mike Bara was seated under George Noory's display screen mugshot and vice versa. Looks like the great producer of that event, Tom Danheiser, forgot to hand out the seating chart. Too funny! Funny how they miss the "little things" while being able to explain all of creation? What farce.

[Here We Go Again]

Hmmm I'm doubtful about that. As I remem the original story, it was his hotel's airport shuttle van, not a taxi. But then, there are usually other people in shuttle vans, so... what? Did he leave them there to be sold into white slavery?

Yes, you are probably right on that angle. Being a hotel van instead of a private taxi. But why would a hotel depending on foreigners' money be involved in some kidnapping attempt on one of its guests? Like it won't implicate them or invite any law to come around? And the driver was "acting nervous" from the get go?, as Noory claimed. Maybe because the van was breaking down and later did, as Noory stated. Explaining being nervous? Da, Noory?

And Noory noted the driver was sweating. Um, maybe the vehicle's air-conditioning system was on the blink and the poor bastard had spent a few hours in the often 100-plus-degree Fahrenheit heat of Mexico that day? 

I just don't believe anything George Noory claims. His history of lies and exaggerations are his own testament to any credible tales that could follow. He spins such every day, imagined things like one of those "Drama In Real Life" first-person stories Reader's Digest published many years ago.

Those were real, such as the award-winning and gutty "Attacked By A Killer Shark," by Australian Rodney Fox from the early 1960s. But Noory's tales of survival in real life have none of that -- and more than "tends" to exaggerate or downright lie about the event to make himself "bigger" in the minds of his ignorant fan base. Fox's true story has nothing on Noory's "Near Death By Pizza Roll" "struggle for survival" bit from a few years ago.

The tale as Noory spun and found on Glenn Beck's "The Blaze" online can be read here:

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2012/03/08/radio-talker-george-noory-narrowly-escapes-kidnap-in-mexico/
 

[ItsOver]

...Five-will-get-you-ten in any betting parlor that Engelbert Humperdinck won't appear on that radio program ever again...

Rumor has it Engelbert has gone to Boston.



http://youtu.be/UDRLZFgEoGw

[Here We Go Again]

Rumor has it Engelbert has gone to Boston.

Yes, it was convenient for Mel Gibson to be appearing in that movie filming on location in Boston when George Noory came calling. Don't forget, George Noory stated now it's Jay Leno who is "committed" to appear on the program. Excuse that major celebrity if something "comes up" in his busy schedule as well and he just couldn't "get away" to cater to some half-ass, Hollywood hanger-on talk-radio host. 

Hey, Noory, do you know what "sure, I'll do it" means in Hollywood? It means f*ck off! It means call my agent to work it all out. It means they say that to...get rid of you. Haven't you learned that by now?

[ItsOver]

Yes, it was convenient for Mel Gibson to be appearing in that movie filming on location in Boston when George Noory came calling. Don't forget, George Noory stated now it's Jay Leno who is "committed" to appear on the program. Excuse that major celebrity if something "comes up" in his busy schedule as well and he just couldn't "get away" to cater to some half-ass, Hollywood hanger-on talk-radio host. 

Hey, Noory, do you know what "sure, I'll do it" means in Hollywood? It means f*ck off! It means call my agent to work it all out. It means they say that to...get rid of you. Haven't you learned that by now?

Latest news:
"Boston to be Declared Sanctuary City for Celebrities Escaping from Jorch Noory"

[Dateline]

It is Sunday.  Norry worships the God of KIWI as it adorns the halo of his head.

[Jojo]

Looky Here. Well, the much-vaunted "live event" at Everett, Washington, USA, apparently went very well for George Noory. Yes, it appears a "live band" was there so Noory -- an entertainment failure who finally realizes his gig in Los Angeles didn't lead to fame and fortune -- could waste the theme of the show by making it some "George Noory In Concert" gig. How pathetic.

First video I could find to emerge from last night from an attendee. Hopefully, "we" will get more -- including what "musical numbers" that radio clown put on for his captive audience last night. But what's funny is that I think the photos shown on the larger screen behind Noory and who I think is that imbecile Mike Bara are backwards as to where they are seated. The guest is seated left but the screen shows George Noory's mugshot above him and vice versa. Those buffoons couldn't even get their seating assignments correct, let alone claiming to have the answers to all of the universe's existence.

But give George Noory and Wagner/Danheiser Entertainment credit. They proved they could defy and defeat our planet's law of gravity by staging the event 90 degrees counterclockwise -- and no one fell off their chairs. Impressive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEB1ZzTFkpY

I only know 2 drinks that color.  Hard liquor or ginger ale.  Any ideas?

[Jojo]

Latest news:
"Boston to be Declared Sanctuary City for Celebrities Escaping from Jorch Noory"
[/quote/   ha ha

[Jojo]

That looks like a rug. Better still, was that Mike Bara was seated under George Noory's display screen mugshot and vice versa. Looks like the great producer of that event, Tom Danheiser, forgot to hand out the seating chart. Too funny! Funny how they miss the "little things" while being able to explain all of creation? What farce.

If some of the hair is implants he might be working with limited options.  But why didn't his staff fix his collar?

[Jojo]

An interesting coincidence regarding Linda Moulten Howe and the hypothesis of evolution of homo-sapiens (don't tell George 'there are no coincidences' Noory.)  New scientific research released just today has shown that advertisers aren't homo-sapiens, but are promo-sapiens.

ha ha

[PB the Deplorable]

... why didn't his staff fix his collar?

Quality and a focus on the details are not a priority to George and his staff

[Jojo]

I only know 2 drinks that color.  Hard liquor or ginger ale.  Any ideas?

And no drink for other people, AGAiN!

[Jojo]

I see at the John Lear gofundme page, it has now exceeded the price goal for buying his house air conditioner:
$5,655 of $5,500 goal

I could live for seasons on the price of his monthly mortgage!

[136 or 142]

A vicious comment by George at the start of today's show.  He said that some longtime listener had died but that he expected her to be listening 'on the other side.'  Why does George think this longtime listener has gone to Hell?

[NoMoreNoory]

A vicious comment by George at the start of today's show.  He said that some longtime listener had died but that he expected her to be listening 'on the other side.'  Why does George think this longtime listener has gone to Hell?

Lol!
And Barry from S Carolina didn't make it to the Everett Thudder. He left a voice mail for Joorch n Tommee explaining that he was weed-whacking, fell and broke his shoulder.

Weed-whacking is the new Boston?

[Zetaspeak]

John Curtis is the best comedy act on radio

[albrecht]

Lol!
And Barry from S Carolina didn't make it to the Everett Thudder. He left a voice mail for Joorch n Tommee explaining that he was weed-whacking, fell and broke his shoulder.

Weed-whacking is the new Boston?

I know the usual time I listen to Norry C2C is mowing, cutting trees, working in garage etc. Times in which headphones n loud noises combined with his droning are ok. And still a get few laughs at his mushmouth and bad English n theories of guests. Weed-wacking or chainsaw stuff in yard though....thats some Pantera or etc time n knock it out with style and aggression!

[Dateline]

Norry, Pump Up The Pampers, Grampers.  "I've Gotta Go Pee, I've Gotta Go Pee, Where Else Can I Wee, I've Gotta Go Pee . ."

[PB the Deplorable]

Lol!
And Barry from S Carolina didn't make it to the Everett Thudder. He left a voice mail for Joorch n Tommee explaining that he was weed-whacking, fell and broke his shoulder.

Weed-whacking is the new Boston?

Anyone listening to the Snorge is in danger of falling asleep at any time.  That's why he's on late at night.  Operation of anything more dangerous than a shot glass during the show is not recommended.

[Morgus]

Noory's first half guest tonight, a purported dream expert, disappeared near the start of the second hour.
Noory blamed phone problems, but maybe he just dumped him for some reason?
After taking a few phone calls himself, during the break he called up his go-to dream expert and co-writer, Rosemary Ellen Guiley to finish out this hour with more dream callers...

[Here We Go Again]

A vicious comment by George at the start of today's show.  He said that some longtime listener had died but that he expected her to be listening 'on the other side.'  Why does George think this longtime listener has gone to Hell?

I'll have to hear the replay when I have a chance. I think those fake medium and "talking to the dead" hucksters often call it "the other side." I think the bad reference is "the dark side." So the former may be what the buffoon meant. Not the latter. By the way, George Noory apparently admitted he gave himself up to "the dark side" years ago -- as he tells in his "Worker In The Light" garbage book.

In any event, know George Noory has little to no soul. No conscience. Few redeeming characteristics. He cares less about anyone outside of himself. He is a pathological liar, a manipulator, a narcissist, greedy, lacking in human decency -- and is a bad actor, to boot. In that he "acts" like he cares for his audience, for example, when all he wants is to use them for what he gets from it for his own worthless self.

[Morgus]

Checking out the current total at the John Lear gofundme page, it keeps going higher well beyond the target goal now:
$6,760 of $5,500 goal

[PB the Deplorable]

I'll have to hear the replay when I have a chance. I think those fake medium and "talking to the dead" hucksters often call it "the other side." I think the bad reference is "the dark side." So the former may be what the buffoon meant. Not the latter. By the way, George Noory apparently admitted he gave himself up to "the dark side" years ago -- as he tells in his "Worker In The Light" garbage book...

I thought ''the other side'' was simply a euphemism for died, as in ''passed on''.

[PB the Deplorable]

Checking out the current total at the John Lear gofundme page, it keeps going higher well beyond the target goal now:
$6,760 of $5,500 goal

Disgusting.  So what's he going to do to pay his mortgage next month - is he pulling in $3800/mo. (which he now claims is $5300/mo. due to his mortgage being ''sold'') plus whatever other expenses he has?

That's a lot of income for someone who is e-begging.  Assuming for a moment any of this is true, which I doubt, he ought to get his finances under control by either downsizing or getting a reverse mortgage.

[Here We Go Again]

I thought ''the other side'' was simply a euphemism for died, as in ''passed on''.

But knowing Mr. Fumblegums himself, I bet it won't take long before he misreads the cue cards his producers prepare for him -- and states someone has "pissed on" over "passed on." Give Noory time as what I suspect is his frontal-lobe dementia or the early to mid-stages of Alzheimer's disease progresses.