George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

So Linda admits that aliens may be intimidating humans because they place animal carcasses back into the pasture after they have mutilated them.  That doesn't jibe with Linda's idea of aliens that they "would like to teach the universe to sing in perfect harmony". 

[21st Century Man]

very lame post!

You'd know all about lame posts.  Nobody beats you at posting such entries.  You are the Master!

[ZaZa]

You'd know all about lame posts.  Nobody beats you at posting such entries.  You are the Master!

21st Century Man, did your wifu had her fingers inside your "oyster" when you were posting that 'gem' lol. Fool.


btw, FMV  

[luicfer6G6]

21st Century Man, did your wifu had her fingers inside my anus???

[ZaZa]

She is Christian, she is very giving, or in case of fingers.. very inserting ,lol   :

[136 or 142]

David Paulides was discussing cases that used to be referred to as part of the alleged Smiley Faced Killers serial killer gang.  Odd that he didn't bring that up or that Linda didn't mention it.  It seems like no caller is going to bring it up either.

On another matter, Larry King (the first A.M radio national talk show host) used to say that only around 1% of listeners ever call in.  I realize King here isn't saying 1% regularly call in, but still, even the people who post here say there are 2.5 million listeners of Noory's Coast to Coast and 1% is 25,000 people, so why does it seem like half the people who call in are the same 10 or so daily callers (or weekly callers)?

[136 or 142]

An interesting coincidence regarding Linda Moulten Howe and the hypothesis of evolution of homo-sapiens (don't tell George 'there are no coincidences' Noory.)  New scientific research released just today has shown that advertisers aren't homo-sapiens, but are promo-sapiens.

[Here We Go Again]

"Welcome back to Coast To Coast. Linda Moulton Howe is with us and she has gone out and done...a human's work. If we can say that, in the Navy."
-- George Noory, host; "Coast To Coast AM"; Premiere Networks; July 27, 2017.
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Yes, Noory, forgetting you were in the Navy Reserves, part time, not "in the Navy" as in full time. Glad you remember your "service" so well and inform listeners accordingly.

"A human's work?" Huh? Or did you mean a "you man's work?," based on your vast knowledge of Navy terminology. Noory, it's doing "yeoman's work," you dunce. But with your producer no doubt having to feed you text taken from Wikipedia "on the fly" as you try to sound informed in not preparing for shows, or not knowing anything yourself, perhaps you just now read the word "yeoman" and it's the first you've known of it? Huh?

[136 or 142]

"Welcome back to Coast To Coast. Linda Moulton Howe is with us and she has gone out and done...a human's work. If we can say that, in the Navy."
-- George Noory, host; "Coast To Coast AM"; Premiere Networks; July 27, 2017.
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Yes, Noory, forgetting you were in the Navy Reserves, part time, not "in the Navy" as in full time. Glad you remember your "service" so well and inform listeners accordingly.

"A human's work?" Huh? Or did you mean a "you man's work?," based on your vast knowledge of Navy terminology. Noory, it's doing "yeoman's work," you dunce. But with your producer no doubt having to feed you text taken from Wikipedia "on the fly" as you try to sound informed in not preparing for shows, or not knowing anything yourself, perhaps you just now read the word "yeoman" and it's the first you've known of it? Huh?

Noory is friends with yeoman purser Burl 'Gopher' Smith.

[PB the Deplorable]

David Paulides was discussing cases that used to be referred to as part of the alleged Smiley Faced Killers serial killer gang.  Odd that he didn't bring that up or that Linda didn't mention it.  It seems like no caller is going to bring it up either.

On another matter, Larry King (the first A.M radio national talk show host) used to say that only around 1% of listeners ever call in.  I realize King here isn't saying 1% regularly call in, but still, even the people who post here say there are 2.5 million listeners of Noory's Coast to Coast and 1% is 25,000 people, so why does it seem like half the people who call in are the same 10 or so daily callers (or weekly callers)?

Radio listeners are reported in cumulatives for the week.  So George's ''2.5 million'' listeners are 500,000 listeners a night for 5 nights.  Same thing with Art Bell and his 15 million - that was 3 million a night for five nights.

A person tuning in for a few minutes, a segment or two, or the whole show is counted, so it isn't 500,000 for 3 hours either, its a small fraction of that remaining after the first hour.  Art's audience probably had a much higher percentage listening to the whole show.

On some nights, by the end, there may only be a relative handful of listeners, with those who want to talk to George able to get in routinely.  Also, wasn't there a paid caller scandal at PremRat awhile back, and why wouldn't that still be happening?

[PB the Deplorable]

Art's 15 million listeners during a time when the US population was 300 million was a joke.

That was 5% of the population, and would have meant one person of every 20 - man, woman, and child - was listening.  To a show that started at 10 pm on the west coast and 1 am on the east coast.  I think I've met two people who ever even knew who Art Bell was, let alone listened every night.  No one knows who George Noory is either.

Honest Art never corrected the 15 mil figure when it would come up of course.

[136 or 142]

Radio listeners are reported in cumulatives for the week.  So George's ''2.5 million'' listeners are 500,000 listeners a night for 5 nights.  Same thing with Art Bell and his 15 million - that was 3 million a night for five nights.

A person tuning in for a few minutes, a segment or two, or the whole show is counted, so it isn't 500,000 for 3 hours either, its a small fraction of that remaining after the first hour.  Art's audience probably had a much higher percentage listening to the whole show.

On some nights, by the end, there may only be a relative handful of listeners, with those who want to talk to George able to get in routinely.  Also, wasn't there a paid caller scandal at PremRat awhile back, and why wouldn't that still be happening?

That's not what cumulative for the week means.  Anybody who listens to a show for 5 minutes over the period of, I believe either a quarter of an hour or a full hour during the week is counted as a weekly listener.  The five minutes doesn't even have to be contiguous.  Given that lax description, I don't find the numbers for Art Bell to be all that high.  There are a lot of people who are up at night.  The only reason I'd be suspicious is that when Art Bell was hosting Coast to Coast, the numbers were derived from people writing what they listened to in daily books and I don't know that a person who randomly tuned in to Coast to Coast for a few minutes one night would have written that down.

[nooryisawesome]

Art's 15 million listeners during a time when the US population was 300 million was a joke.

That was 5% of the population, and would have meant one person of every 20 - man, woman, and child - was listening.  To a show that started at 10 pm on the west coast and 1 am on the east coast.  I think I've met two people who ever even knew who Art Bell was, let alone listened every night.  No one knows who George Noory is either.

Honest Art never corrected the 15 mil figure when it would come up of course.

Many more people listened to Art than Noory. I work at a very large company and other people have actually brought Art up, Noory never.

[albrecht]

Does Doc Wallet get any funding from the National Egg Council or the American Egg Board? Don't get me wrong I like eggs but the quantities suggested by the "Doc" seems a bit crazy. I did find a reference to the 85 year old man who ate 25 eggs a day for many years and was found to be have healthy cholesterol . Though unlike Doc Wallet's claims the guy wasn't boasting of this sexual prowess but was described as "lonely after his wife died." Furthermore the study stated: "The patient stated, "Eating these eggs ruins my life, but I can't help it."" The doctors blamed his unusual eating habit as a compulsive disorder.
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199103283241306
http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1991-03-28/news/1991087046_1_dietary-cholesterol-blood-cholesterol-cholesterol-a-day

[ZaZa]

Really? I have a good friend who has only just this week had an odd infection in their mouth resolve. Sort of like ulcers but not exactly the same...Ulcers are viral, but this needed three weeks of anti biotics and only started to get better after the second week. Still no absolute diagnosis what it was.  Weird.

YPud,
-it this friend SredniVashteri ?
-is this mouth disease because he gave too many orals to his muslim male lovers ?
-or because he has just a foul mouth ?

(...asking for a friend)

[ItsOver]

Really enjoyed LMH last night.  I hung on through the first hour guest, which was tough, with all of his Jorch butt smooching.  LMH was superb with the Chinese quantum teleportation report and it was amusing to hear her point out all the similarities between the usual Paulides reports and the so-called alien abduction phenomena, while Paulides did his usual dancing around.  Good late night entertainment, Ms. Linda. 

[Jojo]

And yes, as in the "almost kidnapped in Mexico" story. Just imagine George Noory getting into a cab and telling the driver "a la puta. A la puta" (hooker; prostitute) When he meant to say "aeropuerto" (airport). Noory's tall tale was perhaps just his mangling of Spanish and having been driven to some brothel -- as he asked. Then covering himself with some made-up story and falsely accusing those Mexicans with some plot to get him.

You wrote something fun...

[Dr. MD MD]

So Linda admits that aliens may be intimidating humans because they place animal carcasses back into the pasture after they have mutilated them.  That doesn't jibe with Linda's idea of aliens that they "would like to teach the universe to sing in perfect harmony".

Advance to 32:05 and Akroyd will give you the red pill on this one. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNsv8DiLf6E

[albrecht]

Really enjoyed LMH last night.  I hung on through the first hour guest, which was tough, with all of his Jorch butt smooching.  LMH was superb with the Chinese quantum teleportation report and it was amusing to hear her point out all the similarities between the usual Paulides reports and the so-called alien abduction phenomena, while Paulides did his usual dancing around.  Good late night entertainment, Ms. Linda.

LMH great so far. And some of the bumper music is good though creepy how Norry picks some songs for LMH as always. Normally I listen to the show without bumpers but on LMH nights I do because so funny. One thing that LMH has going on is that she asks good questions and finds guests to interview- often scientists and researchers. Instead of spokespeople or public information officers or sales people. It is like she goes to the people in the lab, the research assistance doing the work, the engineers in the back rather than take the press releases or talk to the businessmen, sales guys, or corporate sponsored 'chairs' in the department. So they people are motivated: "hey, a chick wants to talk to me!" "hey, someone on the outside wants to hear about the REAL stuff going on here and not just the quarterly report or whatever claims to be made by sales=guys to clients or by the suited business guys with visiting investors."

[Morgus]

I see at the John Lear gofundme page, it has now exceeded the price goal for buying his house air conditioner:
$5,655 of $5,500 goal

[chefist]

I see at the John Lear gofundme page, it has now exceeded the price goal for buying his house air conditioner:
$5,655 of $5,500 goal

Ha...seriously?  Thought dad was rich?

[albrecht]

Ha...seriously?  Thought dad was rich?

I forget details but there were some divorces and family estrangement issues over the years, I think. Also maybe some company issues? Batman might have been involved, or something, at one point even? I forget.
ps: no LMH in August due to the E-clipse, according to Norry. 

[Morgus]

Ha...seriously?  Thought dad was rich?

From the gofundme page for John Lear:

I would appreciate any help in paying for this air conditioner. My father (developer of the 8 track stereo and Learjet) and I didn't get along so he left me out of his will. I have worked as a commercial pilot for the past 40 years but retired at FAA mandatory age 60,  15 years ago. No pension, no retirement.

[Dateline]

It's the night before the special event and Norry is ready.  Hair dyed.  False teeth locked in.  Fake stache attached.  Glass eye positioned to stare at the audience.  Extra-strength Grampers Pampers on and ready for a workout. 

The sold-out audience is really a sell out due to the Nationwide Sundowner Tours booking it for all of their tour groups.  The buses are backed up on the Freeway, and the Motel Sixes are reserved for miles.

Special seating is dedicated for the mental asylum to see Norry up close and personal.

Norry, if you see drops of black on the stage is is not the bodily fluids escaping your extra-strength Grampers Pamers, it is the heat and humidity causing your Nice and Easy dyed turd black hair to run.  You should have put a sealant on it.   Don't have a slip and fall.

[ItsOver]

LMH great so far. And some of the bumper music is good though creepy how Norry picks some songs for LMH as always. Normally I listen to the show without bumpers but on LMH nights I do because so funny. One thing that LMH has going on is that she asks good questions and finds guests to interview- often scientists and researchers. Instead of spokespeople or public information officers or sales people. It is like she goes to the people in the lab, the research assistance doing the work, the engineers in the back rather than take the press releases or talk to the businessmen, sales guys, or corporate sponsored 'chairs' in the department. So they people are motivated: "hey, a chick wants to talk to me!" "hey, someone on the outside wants to hear about the REAL stuff going on here and not just the quarterly report or whatever claims to be made by sales=guys to clients or by the suited business guys with visiting investors."

Too bad LHM won't be on in August.  She and Knapp are the only ones close to class acts in the current world of woo and para.  Bell was such a disappointment with his two come-back "quittenings," so it's nice to still have those two to liven up the night.

Jorch also alluded to some shuffling around of the usual end of the month dates for LMH, towards the end of the year, with Jorch not missing the opportunity for using moron 3x5 card #34 "Garsh!  It's almost the end of the year already!"  :  Yeah, I got a chuckle when Tommee spun Roy's "In Dreams" for Linda.  Keep on dreaming, Jorch, that's as close as you'll get. 

[Dateline]

Norry,. . . another successful live performance of Grampers Pampers, no drips, no drops, no dumps.  Hold the applause.

[Here We Go Again]

Looky Here. Well, the much-vaunted "live event" at Everett, Washington, USA, apparently went very well for George Noory. Yes, it appears a "live band" was there so Noory -- an entertainment failure who finally realizes his gig in Los Angeles didn't lead to fame and fortune -- could waste the theme of the show by making it some "George Noory In Concert" gig. How pathetic.

First video I could find to emerge from last night from an attendee. Hopefully, "we" will get more -- including what "musical numbers" that radio clown put on for his captive audience last night. But what's funny is that I think the photos shown on the larger screen behind Noory and who I think is that imbecile Mike Bara are backwards as to where they are seated. The guest is seated left but the screen shows George Noory's mugshot above him and vice versa. Those buffoons couldn't even get their seating assignments correct, let alone claiming to have the answers to all of the universe's existence.

But give George Noory and Wagner/Danheiser Entertainment credit. They proved they could defy and defeat our planet's law of gravity by staging the event 90 degrees counterclockwise -- and no one fell off their chairs. Impressive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEB1ZzTFkpY

[PB the Deplorable]

Looky Here. Well, the much-vaunted "live event" at Everett, Washington, USA, apparently went very well for George Noory...

what's funny is that I think the photos shown on the larger screen behind Noory and who I think is that imbecile Mike Bara are backwards as to where they are seated. The guest is seated left but the screen shows George Noory's mugshot above him and vice versa. Those buffoons couldn't even get their seating assignments correct, let alone claiming to have the answers to all of the universe's existence...

Well hold on.  Didn't you listen to the part about why horoscopes are a real thing? 

George is dedicated to bringing thuh truth, while having a little fun at the same time.  In just this one short clip he finished up singing Happy Birthday, and got Bobby's microwave question answered with an in depth explanation tying in the planets rotation, horoscopes, and our conscious thoughts.  Think of what else we missed that night.

[albrecht]

Well hold on.  Didn't you listen to the part about why horoscopes are a real thing? 

George is dedicated to bringing thuh truth, while having a little fun at the same time.  In just this one short clip he finished up singing Happy Birthday, and got the kids microwave question answered with an in depth explanation tying in the planets rotation, horoscopes, and our conscious thoughts.  Think of what else we missed.

And that guy who "works in a kitchen" that asked the question about "signals," which was not answered, paid pretty good money to see that? I forget how much the tickets were but pretty steep considering the event. Sad to see someone waste their money like that since I suspect that "works in a kitchen" is not meaning some highly paid chef. I'm hoping the kid won the tickets from the local radio station or snuck in.

[PB the Deplorable]

And that guy who "works in a kitchen" that asked the question about "signals," which was not answered, paid pretty good money to see that? I forget how much the tickets were but pretty steep considering the event. Sad to see someone waste their money like that since I suspect that "works in a kitchen" is not meaning some highly paid chef. I'm hoping the kid won the tickets from the local radio station or snuck in.

Perhaps they were a birthday gift from Nathan, the guy that took the video and posted it to his YouTube channel