George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Here We Go Again]

I think all of those dating sites data-mining sites are operated by a single entity which "brands" different dating sites to targeted demographics or partnerships with various media companies/people but shares data between the sites and likely sells the information to other marketers and advertisers for a profit. I would imagine a lot of fake or bot accounts also so that lots of "activity" is perceived by those who join up.

You can read all about the "online-dating scam" George Noory has inflicted upon hapless consumers here:

https://www.sitejabber.com/reviews/www.paranormaldate.com

"Mr. Truth" in George Noory strikes again.

[Here We Go Again]

At times, you can't help but feel better about yourself when you hear that George Noory. He is now over 67 years old and has yet to be some household name that I feel he always thought he'd be. In all those years in Los Angeles, he has not only failed to make any solid connections, but finds himself rejected by every celebrity he imposes himself on.

So, no doubt, in Noory's mind, he clings to everything that comes along -- thinking "one of these days" when he "breaks some story" or "accomplishes some task" he will be a household name and the entire country -- or maybe even the world -- will owe him all they have. Talk about someone who appears "whacked out" in being out-of-touch with reality.

What a pathetic scene unfolding before our eyes. More at our ears. Noory is reduced to some overnight, snake-oil sales pitches and parade of charlatans and weirdo fans to define his own worth. Which isn't a lot. Then making a "big deal" of his birthday like no other host does, then claiming he works on holidays to "be there" for listeners when it's probably more likely his own family doesn't want him around.

Odd last night Noory lectured about "bad people" having guns. Wait. Doesn't he praise that Cornelius guy who admitted to being a convicted felon and brags about "bullets" and "guns" and yet Noory fails to question that? Noory also brags about having the highest "prisoner listenership" of any talk-radio program.

Yes, George, like convicted felons aren't "whacked out," but yet you treat them as your friends? Who is being sick and 'whacked out" here, Noory? "Hi, guys," Noory shouts out to all the antisocial criminals he feels are the best people he'll ever know, or some such nonsense. 

Look at who is the real "whacked out" people here. But poor, little George Noory won't make it big as he thought. He will continue to make a fool of himself, though, with his idea that he knows more than anyone else, attacks medical science and thinks he knows better, uses and rooks the listeners he calls "The Coast Family." Telling you how he treats "family," huh? 

[zeebo]

It started with the nutritional value of the foods you store in case of emergency. (i.e. the same foods Noory hocks on the show)  It turned into a discussion about supplements and their benefits. ...

I knew it was getting weird when he claimed his books were inspired by a divine visitation.  He needs to join up with "God, Guns n' Gold" Cornelius. 

[NoMoreNoory]

'People are just whacked out.' -GRN

GNS

[Dateline]

Some hosts are just hacked out.  That has been observed, too.

[ShayP]

My penance for all I've done wrong is listening to this program.  Someday I will have absolution.

[ShayP]

The guest just said "MRI's are not diagnostic."  LOL! 

[Zetaspeak]

Oh great another health type show, No thanks.

They are doing open lines back to back nights. That is some odd planning.

[ShayP]

At least the guest stated she has no education on the matter and cannot diagnose; that she's merely an investigative journalist.  Yet she is making these claims as if she can.  Hmm...

[ShayP]

Oh great another health type show, No thanks.

They are doing open lines back to back nights. That is some odd planning.

You know how open lines go nowadays.  George will do anything to keep guests on longer to avoid it. 

[ShayP]

Okay.  A caller who is recovering from a LIVER TRANSPLANT is still on serious daily pain killers, but is asking the guest why his back still hurts.  He tried weed (He claims to own a company growing it) but he doesn't like it and it doesn't work for him.  He also claims to be fit and into martial arts. Now the guest says she's not qualified to diagnose, YET she says it's coming from his brain and the effects of the pain meds.  WTF?

[ShayP]

I must say I'm surprised.  Noory's going right to open lines.

[Gd5150]

At times, you can't help but feel better about yourself when you hear that George Noory. He is now over 67 years old and has yet to be some household name that I feel he always thought he'd be. In all those years in Los Angeles, he has not only failed to make any solid connections, but finds himself rejected by every celebrity he imposes himself on.

So, no doubt, in Noory's mind, he clings to everything that comes along -- thinking "one of these days" when he "breaks some story" or "accomplishes some task" he will be a household name and the entire country -- or maybe even the world -- will owe him all they have. Talk about someone who appears "whacked out" in being out-of-touch with reality.

What a pathetic scene unfolding before our eyes. More at our ears. Noory is reduced to some overnight, snake-oil sales pitches and parade of charlatans and weirdo fans to define his own worth. Which isn't a lot. Then making a "big deal" of his birthday like no other host does, then claiming he works on holidays to "be there" for listeners when it's probably more likely his own family doesn't want him around.

Odd last night Noory lectured about "bad people" having guns. Wait. Doesn't he praise that Cornelius guy who admitted to being a convicted felon and brags about "bullets" and "guns" and yet Noory fails to question that? Noory also brags about having the highest "prisoner listenership" of any talk-radio program.

Yes, George, like convicted felons aren't "whacked out," but yet you treat them as your friends? Who is being sick and 'whacked out" here, Noory? "Hi, guys," Noory shouts out to all the antisocial criminals he feels are the best people he'll ever know, or some such nonsense. 

Look at who is the real "whacked out" people here. But poor, little George Noory won't make it big as he thought. He will continue to make a fool of himself, though, with his idea that he knows more than anyone else, attacks medical science and thinks he knows better, uses and rooks the listeners he calls "The Coast Family." Telling you how he treats "family," huh?

Reminds me of "talk net" that was on in the 80s in the middle of the night. Was an advice giving program hosted by different shrinks. So boring!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBC_Talknet

[ShayP]

Oh...fake JC calls in.  :

[sumthinz going on]

the JC shtick was in horrible taste

[ShayP]

Noory reiterates that burned out light bulbs are what frustrates him the most.  He also stated if he sees a business with a light out he will go in and tell them.

[AvDaBr]

Noory used to play with mercury because it rolls into a ball and you can "kick" it around with your fingers.

[zeebo]

...  Someday I will have absolution.

Here ya go buddy, close enough I hope. 

[ShayP]

Here ya go buddy, close enough I hope. 

LOL!  That'll do! Thank you very much.

[albrecht]

Just mowed the lawn and listened to a C2C from the other night. I got a good laugh out of a Norryism. He was struggling to find a common phrase and then blurted out "roundway trip," instead of the more common English usage of "round-trip." He was talking about a trip to Mars or some such. I'm convinced he was raised with English as a second language or at least at home was raised using another language. He finds it so hard to use common phrases, pronounce common words ("powerful",) and idioms. Though his "playing with mercury" as a kid could also be a cause?

[diowulf]

Ive attached a screenshot from the C2C Facebook page, a post asking "What are your favorite C2C topics?" Should be a hoot to follow. I've taken to checking out their FB page on nights with alternative medicine and Doc Wallet shows. There are hundreds of commenters bemoaning the subject matter, posting particularly humorous quotes and anecdotes from the episodes, complaining about what the show has become, and pining for the days of Art Bell. They make me a chuckle and give me the satisfaction of knowing that many folks out there hate what the show is becoming. When I see a comment about Noory beets or turmeric I wonder if I'm seeing a glimpse of a bellgabber in real life. I'm surprised they don't delete more of the comments or just flat out not post on nights of those shows. I guess they feel comfortable that Coast's new demographic - elderly shut-ins ripe for exploitation by fear mongering snake oil salesman - will never log into the facespace or know how to work it and be exposed to this criticism.

I find myself listening less and less these days. The back pain show was a new "low" in the rebranding of C2C. It's increasingly obvious ownership and Greg Noory are trying to reformat the show. Next up: "Are you pooping enough? Dr. Bill Shite's research has revealed that your colon may be holding up to 10lbs of red meat and other toxins. Dr. Shite tells Coast that he's seen bowel movements longer than the man who passed them, and turds so big they had their own turds. He'll join us tonight to tell us about his new book, his exciting range of supplements, and his revolutionary feces removal claw (link to his website here). You won't want to miss tonight, your health depends on it!
*Disclaimer: Dr. Shite is not a medically licensed doctor. Neither C2C nor Dr. Shite are responsible for injuries suffered from the Extracto 2000. Supplements are not regulated by the FDA and should not be used to treat an ailment. All advice is intended for novelty purposes.

[ShayP]

Next up: "Are you pooping enough? Dr. Bill Shite's research has revealed that your colon may be holding up to 10lbs of red meat and other toxins. Dr. Shite tells Coast that he's seen bowel movements longer than the man who passed them, and turds so big they had their own turds. He'll join us tonight to tell us about his new book, his exciting range of supplements, and his revolutionary feces removal claw (link to his website here). You won't want to miss tonight, your health depends on it!
*Disclaimer: Dr. Shite is not a medically licensed doctor. Neither C2C nor Dr. Shite are responsible for injuries suffered from the Extracto 2000. Supplements are not regulated by the FDA and should not be used to treat an ailment. All advice is intended for novelty purposes.

LOL!  Imagine the callers.    Annie from Alabamee saying the word 'poo' in that drawl of hers.  George. I've been havin trouble makin my poo lately.  Can you help? 

[albrecht]

Just mowed the lawn and listened to a C2C from the other night. I got a good laugh out of a Norryism. He was struggling to find a common phrase and then blurted out "roundway trip," instead of the more common English usage of "round-trip." He was talking about a trip to Mars or some such. I'm convinced he was raised with English as a second language or at least at home was raised using another language. He finds it so hard to use common phrases, pronounce common words ("powerful",) and idioms. Though his "playing with mercury" as a kid could also be a cause?

Update: during the recent news segment Norry was careful to not use "the" with Ukraine (they don't like "The Ukraine" and say you should simply use "Ukraine.") But he said "The Kiev." I've never even heard someone say that before.

[GravitySucks]

LOL!  Imagine the callers.    Annie from Alabamee saying the word 'poo' in that drawl of hers.  George. I've been havin trouble makin my poo lately.  Can you help? 

Bibles, bullets, beans and bowel movements...

[ShayP]

Bibles, bullets, beans and bowel movements...

LOL! I processed that as if Cornelius was saying it. 

[ItsOver]

Noory reiterates that burned out light bulbs are what frustrates him the most.  He also stated if he sees a business with a light out he will go in and tell them.

"Tommee!  Pull over!  I need to go in that strip club and tell them they have a burned out light.  It's mah duty!"

[ItsOver]

... Next up: "Are you pooping enough? Dr. Bill Shite's research has revealed that your colon may be holding up to 10lbs of red meat and other toxins. Dr. Shite tells Coast that he's seen bowel movements longer than the man who passed them, and turds so big they had their own turds. He'll join us tonight to tell us about his new book, his exciting range of supplements, and his revolutionary feces removal claw (link to his website here). You won't want to miss tonight, your health depends on it!
*Disclaimer: Dr. Shite is not a medically licensed doctor. Neither C2C nor Dr. Shite are responsible for injuries suffered from the Extracto 2000. Supplements are not regulated by the FDA and should not be used to treat an ailment. All advice is intended for novelty purposes.

Ha, ha, ha.  Extracto 2000. 

[ShayP]

"Tommee!  Pull over!  I need to go in that strip club and tell them they have a burned out light.  It's mah duty!"

LOL!  Strip clubs have a lot of lights.  He'll be there a while...good time for show prep. 

[ItsOver]

LOL!  Strip clubs have a lot of lights.  He'll be there a while...good time for show prep. 

He, he, he... that all important show prep time.  Checking out potential guests.  "Yah, just never know who it might be, Tommee!" 

[Dateline]

PR rumor is that Norry is going to become the spokesman for Geritol.  They will be sponsoring his vaudeville stage shows and have a booth out front right beside Doc. Wallet.