George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CozyRozie]

Parkinsons Disease is caused by gut bacteria and cured by whatever snakeoil this guest is selling.  FDA should shut Jorch's operation down.

Agreed.
Let's start blitz complain campaign and inform FDA about this scam that George Noory and C2C is promoting.
I'm sure after receiving some emails FDA would take serious look/listen to Archives of past programs with this crook and fry Stupid Georges ass and C2C as well.

This is very doable guys.
Individually email FDA with your concerns about legality of this bullshit that Stupid Noory and his crook doctor is promoting, maybe also this will contribute to getting Stupid ass fired as well.

[CozyRozie]

Agreed.
Let's start blitz complain campaign and inform FDA about this scam that George Noory and C2C is promoting.
I'm sure after receiving some emails FDA would take serious look/listen to Archives of past programs with this crook and fry Stupid Georges ass and C2C as well.

This is very doable guys.
Individually email FDA with your concerns about legality of this bullshit that Stupid Noory and his crook doctor is promoting, maybe also this will contribute to getting Stupid ass fired as well.

If you really sincerely hateHATE Stupid George Noory you should really consider contacting FDA.

[ItsOver]

I'm just wondering what the story was behind that adorable "Fuck" Like a Comma pose.

Just one of the many stock Jorch poses. Top row, second from the left.

[diowulf]

Just for the hell of it I listened to my first Doc Wallet show last night and it was as good as advertised with all the bs snake oil supplements, gluten, eat eggs etc. Some of these callers HAVE to be plants. Have to be.

Highlights were "ass-ending colon" (ascending). An email from "Dr. Ed" asking about dental hygiene lol. Also Doc told a poor old shut in woman "You can't talk over me....You won't learn anything."

I'm currently reading "An American Sickness: How healthcare became big business and how you can take it back". I read a positive review of it in the WSJ, the author is a doctor and a NYT correspondent. You can read the reviews, both editorial and reader on Amazon. I would HIGHLY recommend it to anyone. I had my doubts when I read the little list of rules on page 8, which seemed like hyperbole to me, but the ensuing history and anecdotes changed my mind. If even half of it is true it is appalling. It is a powerful tool in understanding and navigating healthcare and taking control of yours.

[Morgus]

Doc Wallet last night revealed he buys his eggs for 83c/dozen.
He told of one of his clients (in his 80s) that eats 25 eggs/day and it gave him the sex life of a young man, citing higher chloresterol is GOOD for you!

[albrecht]

Doc Wallet last night revealed he buys his eggs for 83c/dozen.
He told of one of his clients (in his 80s) that eats 25 eggs/day and it gave him the sex life of a young man, citing higher chloresterol is GOOD for you!

What market does "Doc" get his eggs because I don't find prices like that near me!

Nervous Norry, because it is about S-E-X, tried to change the subject about Doc's sexual prowess due to eggs and supplements "Doc" said "this information is for you ladies," or something.

I forget the reference but over the past few shows Norry has also mentioned his mother teaching him stuff. One was about God and I forget the other. The only time dad is mentioned is when he retells the story about his grades and alleged switching majors without parental approval.

[21st Century Man]

What market does "Doc" get his eggs because I don't find prices like that near me!

Nervous Norry, because it is about S-E-X, tried to change the subject about Doc's sexual prowess due to eggs and supplements "Doc" said "this information is for you ladies," or something.

I forget the reference but over the past few shows Norry has also mentioned his mother teaching him stuff. One was about God and I forget the other. The only time dad is mentioned is when he retells the story about his grades and alleged switching majors without parental approval.

[ItsOver]

Ha!  "Ma Noory says no fuss'n or fight'n!  And no bad words!"

[albrecht]

Mom: Georgie? Georgie? You've been a bad boy recently. I heard you had the "Doc" mention S-E-X on the show. Get in the basement Georgie...."

Norry: "No Mother, please, I will be a good boy."

Mom: "Get in the basement NOW Georgie before I call Tommie"

[NoMoreNoory]

Doc Wallet last night revealed he buys his eggs for 83c/dozen.
He told of one of his clients (in his 80s) that eats 25 eggs/day and it gave him the sex life of a young man, citing higher chloresterol is GOOD for you!

Imagine the farts on that many eggs a day! You might have the sex drive of a young man again, but you'd struggle to find someone willing to share a bed with you.

[Jojo]

Okay.  A caller who is recovering from a LIVER TRANSPLANT is still on serious daily pain killers, but is asking the guest why his back still hurts.  He tried weed (He claims to own a company growing it) but he doesn't like it and it doesn't work for him.  He also claims to be fit and into martial arts. Now the guest says she's not qualified to diagnose, YET she says it's coming from his brain and the effects of the pain meds.  WTF?

Some products  can cause the very thing they are supposed to block.  I forget what it s. Called.  It's considered an intermittent side effect.

[Dateline]

Sources that listen to the show have disclosed this to me from last evening.

Doc Wallet had the sniffles and he was cranky.  He told one women that is she did not hush, she would not learn anything from him.

He boasts that he has not been to a medical doctor for decades and he is never sick.  Sniffles to me is sick.  Those supplements must be cut with useless ingredients, he has developed an immunity to them, or they just do not work.

[Zetaspeak]

What market does "Doc" get his eggs because I don't find prices like that near me!

[albrecht]

  Seriously though. I like eggs, though unlike the "Doc" I won't eat whatever odd-ball formula amount is, that sounds crazy and almost, barring a "Cool Hand Luck" situation, almost impossible.  But I never bought into the "eggs are bad" deal. Same with real butter. I knew/know too many old people who lived a long time and ate that stuff every day (and worse.) My granddad used to tell me about lard sandwiches and if lucky headcheese (they were very poor as a kid) and stuff. And he lived to a ripe old age. Once I was at his place and I saw him picking at his cereal. Weevils got into the box (old, nice house but circa 70's and so critters always getting in since over the creek and woods in Austin.) I said, Grandpa, throw it out and I'll go to the store and get a new box- he joked "no, when I was a kid those were probably the only protein I got!")

[Morgus]

Noory just pretended to be a robot, his imitation voice sounded like something from the 1950s.  Ugh...

[NoMoreNoory]

Africanized bees attacked 'a California series of girls', says Joorch.



-GNS

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory just pretended to be a robot, his imitation voice sounded like something from the 1950s.  Ugh...

Thinks he's so fucking hilarious, too, doesn't he? He's like your embarrassing uncle at family parties.

[albrecht]

Noory just pretended to be a robot, his imitation voice sounded like something from the 1950s.  Ugh...

Didn't he claim he was a robot or computer to some old lady caller, and others, once. Tried to pull Tommie into the "hilarious" prank.

[Juan Cena]

Mom: Georgie? Georgie? You've been a bad boy recently. I heard you had the "Doc" mention S-E-X on the show. Get in the basement Georgie...."

Norry: "No Mother, please, I will be a good boy."

Mom: "Get in the basement NOW Georgie before I call Tommie"

"No, mommie, not the Enya! NOT THE ENYA!

[Beelzebubbelah]

Noory just pretended to be a robot, his imitation voice sounded like something from the 1950s.  Ugh... :P

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'Allo!
Missed this.
With you am i somewhat.
Cannot find local am show now.
Qvestion:how do you know Mr.Norry-san is pretending?
Could be an freudian slip by "CloNorry"[Tm.]
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
[7VF]
PPS:Not well at all.

[CronkitesGhost]

He needs to be put away in a home.  His childlike ignorance is staggering or completely disingenuous 'Lorne, you know how you see the people at the United Nations and they're speaking in different languages and they're wearing those headsets? Like what's in there, are there people talking to them or is it a computer program do you think?'  My god what a moron, simultaneous translation I'm gonna guess is close to a 100 year old human innovation.

LOL  he's totally bizarre.  They just came back from commercial with Sammy Davis Jr's 'I Gotta Be Me'  -  Jorch barfs out 'Boy, if Sammy Davis Jr. were still alive I'd have him on the show for sure.'  Listen you fucking loser, when I grew up in the 70s, Sammy Davis Jr. was a big deal, he did the Tonight Show all the time, huge Vegas act at the biggest casinos -  if Sammy Davis Jr. were alive the last show he's coming on is your wackjob flea circus in the middle of the night. 

[CronkitesGhost]

Jorch literally is Cirroc the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, 'I'm just an overnight radio talk show host, the world frightens and confuses me.'

Tell me this doesn't sound like Noory.

"When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' I don't know. Because I'm a caveman -- that's the way I think." 

There of course is a difference, Cirroc despite being an unfrozen caveman is now a sleazy lawyer, his ignorance is all an act to get the jury on his side. Jorch on the other hand isn't acting, he truly is a confused moron.

[ItsOver]

Noory just pretended to be a robot, his imitation voice sounded like something from the 1950s.  Ugh...

I recall when he was "entertaining" a caller with his choo-choo train simulation.  :

[Morgus]

At the end of the show last night, Noory mentioned he would be off tonight (Friday) because he will be "on assignment"
He never explains what that means exactly...

[albrecht]

At the end of the show last night, Noory mentioned he would be off tonight (Friday) because he will be "on assignment"
He never explains what that means exactly...

Tonight's "assignment" is smuggling Sean David Morton cross the border into Mexico, maybe? Norry has connections to Mexican gangs and shady taxi companies.

[ItsOver]

Tonight's "assignment" is smuggling Sean David Morton cross the border into Mexico, maybe? Norry has connections to Mexican gangs and shady taxi companies.

Ha!  "On assignment" for Jorch means he's either bilking folks at a woo-woo convention, doing his lounge lizard routine in Hoboken, or he and Tommee are having a wild night, cruising the streets of LA and larding-up later at the IHOP.

[albrecht]

Ha!  "On assignment" for Jorch means he's either bilking folks at a woo-woo convention, doing his lounge lizard routine in Hoboken, or he and Tommee are having a wild night, cruising the streets of LA and larding-up later at the IHOP.

That image is hilarious. Especially when you see the original and see people in the background thinking "who da fuck is the creepy guy waving sitting next to the fat guy?"

I wonder, at this point in girth, could SDM even fit in that trunk for the "assignment" smuggling to Mexico? I think Norry and Tommie need to rent a van, maybe one of those with a heavy-duty lift.

[PB the Deplorable]

''Nuth-een, nuth-een..''

[Dateline]

I just remote viewed this.  Yes, a road trip to San Jose and the Mexican border.  SDM in the third seat in deep disguise.  Tommy at the wheel.  Norry crooning the old tune "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"  They all break into song on the chorus even SDM.  Tequila with worms for everyone.  No stopping until the assignment or drop is completed with SDM.  For food it is a quick stop at the Taco Bells along the way.  Good Times!  Norry on Assignment!

Beet Juice containers are supplied for emergency relief containers in vehicle. 

[ItsOver]

That image is hilarious. Especially when you see the original and see people in the background thinking "who da fuck is the creepy guy waving sitting next to the fat guy?"

I wonder, at this point in girth, could SDM even fit in that trunk for the "assignment" smuggling to Mexico? I think Norry and Tommie need to rent a van, maybe one of those with a heavy-duty lift.

I chuckle every time I see the Zapruder footage of the Jorch-Tommee Burbank parade.  Classic, down to the hastily taped on the car door C2C-Jorch signage, flapping in the breeze.