George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bigchucka]

He does that because he wants to seem stronger or above the person.  Like a father.  And...he does it because he's a dick. 

Someone I worked with did that to a friend of mine named Zach.  Dude called him Zachie one day.  He looked at him and said "Wow, I didn't know we were that close."  The guy responded "What do you mean?".  That's when Zach told him "Usually, only my mom or girls I've been fucking call me that."

[MTB]

So we just had an apparent meteorite impact cause injuries, but Noory stuck with the scheduled crackpot instead of bumping him for literally anyone awake? Something like this should be like Christmas coming early for Coast. I'd say I can't believe it but I'm not surprised by any new low the show takes....dear God, the caller just asked about an implant in his balls???

[Artsy]

Someone I worked with did that to a friend of mine named Zach.  Dude called him Zachie one day.  He looked at him and said "Wow, I didn't know we were that close."  The guy responded "What do you mean?".  That's when Zach told him "Usually, only my mom or girls I've been fucking call me that."

Thats great!  Noory is such a douchebag with a cauliflower brain.  Callers coming in with names like Jennifer, Linda, Kathy, etc. get called Jen, Lin and Kath by Noron  too.  "wouldja be, couldja be, wouldja be my neighbor?"



"I have neveeer in my lifffe, seen a a time period, that may be sssso exccciting and just ssso much of a roller coaster to live on.  And heres thissss add thisss ingredient to all of thisss, we've been talking about a year and a half now how peeeople are acccctingg stttrraangggge and they'rre feeeeling thissss weeiirrrd sensssation nobody can seem to put their finger on I'm wonderinggg iff it's alllll tied into thissss." (pick a 'this)

[mombird3]

Dr Christian Wilde talked about George's famed Tumeric and told George that it must be given by a doctor and by a transfusion.Let us hope one of the poor souls who listen to the quacks that George has on the show, does not get sick from these things. I complained twice to FCC to get this menace to society off the air. He is aiding these "get rich" quacks to make money from the unsuspecting public. Maybe someone will get real sick and sue them. My guess is that Premiere pays off the government officials pretty well to let this crap continue. It is a shame. And they do not care.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

So we just had an apparent meteorite impact cause injuries, but Noory stuck with the scheduled crackpot instead of bumping him for literally anyone awake? Something like this should be like Christmas coming early for Coast. I'd say I can't believe it but I'm not surprised by any new low the show takes....dear God, the caller just asked about an implant in his balls???

Where oh where is our Science Advisor for C2C, Richard Hoaxland, when we need him?  George can call Lionel Fanthorpe in England peparing for a morning class but he cannot contact Richard C?

[michio]

not too far off the mark actually - early on after he first took over hosting c2c, Noory came back from a mini-vacation and claimed he had 'time traveled' but it turned out to be only a mental form, like in his mind...

It must be related to a question he asked of a physicist. Simple George was wondering if flying from time zone to time zone could be considered time travel, as thought of by people like Stephen Hawking. I'd like to ask Simple George the following question. How the hell do you manage to tie your shoes by yourself when you're seriously thinking up stupid questions like that to waste your guests and the listeners time? The guy's idiocy is beyond belief.

[stevesh]

As for the main guests tonight - mental illness as entertainment. The really ugly side of C2C's dysfunction.

[NoMoreNoory]

Where oh where is our Science Advisor for C2C, Richard Hoaxland, when we need him?  George can call Lionel Fanthorpe in England peparing for a morning class but he cannot contact Richard C?

It seems to me Hoaxland has rather disappeared since broadcasting live on the Not The End Of The World show from his much vaunted cruise to 'sacred' Mayan sites in the Yucatan in which he confirmed that....erm....nothing had happened. Of course Hoaxland can't do that, so instead he claimed to have recorded 'incredible' results on his torsion field whatsit which he would be sharing with Joorch soon. Still waiting, Dickie.
I woke out of sleep a week or so ago to hear Hoaxland declaring 'It's incredible! Finally, this is it! After 10 years, they will finally have to tell us the truth.' It was the AB stream from 2004, I think, and Hoagy was getting his gusset damp about Cydonia. Switch 10 for 20, and the script hasn't changed at all. 

[NoMoreNoory]

By the way, as we all find ourselves here on Page 711, I was just wondering: shall I get turmeric-flavoured coffee and pizza rolls for everyone?

[El Kragen]

So we just had an apparent meteorite impact cause injuries, but Noory stuck with the scheduled crackpot instead of bumping him for literally anyone awake? Something like this should be like Christmas coming early for Coast. I'd say I can't believe it but I'm not surprised by any new low the show takes....dear God, the caller just asked about an implant in his balls???.

I switched over after Ground Zero ended in the hopes the Snoory would have something about the meteorites. Alas it was some nutbar thinking he was being watched and harassed by the infamous "THEY".  As you say this story was custom made for C2C but the ball is dropped on under George's watch.  Clyde Lewis at least had the sense to hop on the topic. talking it up, tie in with the asteroid, people calling in getting worked up. Quoting European news sources, playing audio from the YouTube videos being posted: sonic booms and shattering windows!...THAT'S the shit I want to hear at 2 or 3 in the morning.

[HorrorRetro]

I switched over after Ground Zero ended in the hopes the Snoory would have something about the meteorites. Alas it was some nutbar thinking he was being watched and harassed by the infamous "THEY".  As you say this story was custom made for C2C but the ball is dropped on under George's watch.  Clyde Lewis at least had the sense to hop on the topic. talking it up, tie in with the asteroid, people calling in getting worked up. Quoting European news sources, playing audio from the YouTube videos being posted: sonic booms and shattering windows!...THAT'S the shit I want to hear at 2 or 3 in the morning.

I had the exact experience last night.  Listened to Clyde regarding the meteorite.  Was he over the top about it?  Yes.  But that's okay.  That's the fun part.  When his show ended here, I made the mistake of turning Crap to Crap on.  Paranoia and incompetence.  I quickly turned it off.

[El Kragen]

It seems to me Hoaxland has rather disappeared...

I woke out of sleep a week or so ago to hear Hoaxland declaring 'It's incredible! Finally, this is it! After 10 years, they will finally have to tell us the truth.' It was the AB stream from 2004, I think, and Hoagy was getting his gusset damp about Cydonia. Switch 10 for 20, and the script hasn't changed at all.

That occurred to me the other night listening to Ian's show. He chose to have Sir Charles on instead of Tricky Dick to discuss the Mars metallic anomaly.

One of the funny thing about the Art Bell stream is you get to hear guests like Hoagland, Quayle, Dames saying the same thing over and over again and here in 2013 none of it has happened. Nothing has come true lol

[El Kragen]

I had the exact experience last night.  Listened to Clyde regarding the meteorite.  Was he over the top about it?  Yes.  But that's okay.  That's the fun part.  When his show ended here, I made the mistake of turning Crap to Crap on.  Paranoia and incompetence.  I quickly turned it off.

Exactly!

[margoloo]

As for the main guests tonight - mental illness as entertainment. The really ugly side of C2C's dysfunction.

Exactly!  There is no bottom for the bottom feeders at C2C. 

[McPhallus]

I switched over after Ground Zero ended in the hopes the Snoory would have something about the meteorites. Alas it was some nutbar thinking he was being watched and harassed by the infamous "THEY".  As you say this story was custom made for C2C but the ball is dropped on under George's watch.  Clyde Lewis at least had the sense to hop on the topic. talking it up, tie in with the asteroid, people calling in getting worked up. Quoting European news sources, playing audio from the YouTube videos being posted: sonic booms and shattering windows!...THAT'S the shit I want to hear at 2 or 3 in the morning.

Russia Meteor Compilation 2013-02-15 (Asteroid 2012 DA14 first Impact)

[Tara]

I had the exact experience last night.  Listened to Clyde regarding the meteorite.  Was he over the top about it?  Yes.  But that's okay.  That's the fun part.  When his show ended here, I made the mistake of turning Crap to Crap on.  Paranoia and incompetence.  I quickly turned it off.

I've been listening to the free podcasts of Ground Zero lately.  No, I don't believe everything Clyde Lewis says, but he is entertaining.   Also very well read in the occult and the esoteric.  Clyde runs circles around the IQ 85 Snoron. 

[CrabbyOld Bat]

As for the main guests tonight - mental illness as entertainment. The really ugly side of C2C's dysfunction.

It should be a crime to exploit the mentally ill for fun and profit.

[For Whom the Bell Tolls]

I had the exact experience last night.  Listened to Clyde regarding the meteorite.  Was he over the top about it?  Yes.  But that's okay.  That's the fun part.  When his show ended here, I made the mistake of turning Crap to Crap on.  Paranoia and incompetence.  I quickly turned it off.

I did the exact same thing. No longer wasting my time with C2C. At least Lewis makes it entertaining.

[Juan]

I fell asleep before the show started, and the next think I knew, Inca Dance was playing.  What a wonderful evening.
But, I'm sure that still, George Noory sucks.

[Eddie Coyle]

It should be a crime to exploit the mentally ill for fun and profit.

        We''ll have to erect prisons the size of the Mall of America. Innumerable violators of that law, Hollywood will be shuttered. Howard Stern will have to be the Gary Gilmore.

[Elflord]

Hello my fellow coastgabbers, Fans of the mighty Elflord and the haters of the mighty Elflord. How are you doing today? I am fine. Here is my two cents about George Noory. George Noory SUCKS. That is my two cents.

[Juan]

Over here, it's just the same.
George Noory sucks.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Simple George was wondering if flying from time zone to time zone could be considered time travel

Damn is that douchebag stupid. I know retarded people that are smarter than this prick.
Enough is enough of this fuckstick known as Georg Noari.

[NoMoreNoory]

Let us never let a good Nooryism go without notice. Last night, reporting the stricken cruise ship making it into port, he told us that the ship
'limp (sic) into port after it was due three days later.'

[thefamilyghost]

My local newspaper quoted 'conservative radio host Alex Jones' in an article I read this morning. That's not someone you want to quote to support your argument.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Let us never let a good Nooryism go without notice. Last night, reporting the stricken cruise ship making it into port, he told us that the ship
'limp (sic) into port after it was due three days later.'

lol I missed that one. Then again, there are so many, it's tough to catch them all.

[Kaiborg]

This is what I came here for tonight, thanks for delivering. I knew that meteorite would result in some "Grade A Prime" idiocy.

I have not had the radio on, has Hoagland chimed in on how this is ET debris from the moon or something yet?

Oh no problem!  I actually wanted to check back in and report that at 5:59pm today, on KFI's afternoon show, Conway popped in with John and Ken, and they all had a SERIOUS laugh at Noory's ignorance from last night.  Particularly, they laughed about how he was totally clueless, yet knew about the Tunguska event, and even said "we're the last guys you want to have tell YOU about the news", clearly implying that he was out of his own supposed element, and it almost seemed like they were taking a jab at his alleged "prep time".  Not even kidding, they were openly mocking him on the air just now.  Way to go John and Ken!  I suspect that the lack of coverage last night, concerning the meteorite, was due to the fact that Noory was too embarrassed to even touch on it.

[General Johnson Jameson]

My local newspaper quoted 'conservative radio host Alex Jones' in an article I read this morning. That's not someone you want to quote to support your argument.

Isn't he like Nore E's go to guy on political stuff?

[PB the Deplorable]

... on KFI's afternoon show, Conway popped in with John and Ken, and they all had a SERIOUS laugh at Noory's ignorance from last night.  Particularly, they laughed about how he was totally clueless, yet knew about the Tunguska event, and even said "we're the last guys you want to have tell YOU about the news", clearly implying that he was out of his own supposed element, and it almost seemed like they were taking a jab at his alleged "prep time".  Not even kidding, they were openly mocking him on the air just now...

Which means they and everyone else in radio has been mocking him privately for a long time.

So many Haters.

[Elflord]

Which means they and everyone else in radio has been mocking him privately for a long time.

So many Haters.

Hello my fellow coastgabbers. Yes its true, Mr George Snoory SUCKS. His fellow hosts at kfi 640s thinks he SUCKS too.

Oh no problem!  I actually wanted to check back in and report that at 5:59pm today, on KFI's afternoon show, Conway popped in with John and Ken, and they all had a SERIOUS laugh at Noory's ignorance from last night.  Particularly, they laughed about how he was totally clueless, yet knew about the Tunguska event, and even said "we're the last guys you want to have tell YOU about the news", clearly implying that he was out of his own supposed element, and it almost seemed like they were taking a jab at his alleged "prep time".  Not even kidding, they were openly mocking him on the air just now.  Way to go John and Ken!  I suspect that the lack of coverage last night, concerning the meteorite, was due to the fact that Noory was too embarrassed to even touch on it.