George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

The topic now is "halting aging".

To be pedantically precise, I believe the topic was something called 'endeen ayjeeeen'


I also emailed George last night to ask that, if he's going to keep on quoting 'the best of times, the worst of times' (it's the second time I've heard him do it recently), could he at least credit it to Dickens and stop passing it off as 'that well-known old saying'. No reply at the time of writing.


There was also this cracker at the top of one of his commercials: 'Do you know what the Wow! factor is? It's when you look at something and say Wow!'
Without George's clarification, that little puzzler would have haunted me to my grave.


You know, one day, someone will amass these Nooryisms and embarrassments and condense them into a character in a screenplay (some, especially Brits, might say it already happened and he was called Alan Partridge). Critics will shake their heads and say it beggars belief that anyone so clearly incompetent could hold down employment for ten shows, let alone ten years.

[PB the Deplorable]

To be pedantically precise, I believe the topic was something called 'endeen ayjeeeen'...

If I had to choose one person out there in radio land to stop getting older, it would be George..

[Sardondi]

....if George (is) going to keep on quoting 'the best of times, the worst of times' (it's the second time I've heard him do it recently), could he at least credit it to Dickens and stop passing it off as 'that well-known old saying'.....

George can't credit anyone because he truly thinks it's a "well-known old saying". Dickens? Isn't he that Scrooge McDuck guy?

I recently obtained some of George's school records. I found a test from his 11th Grade American History course. Here are just some of the questions George missed.

"How many original 13 colonies were there?"
"What colony did William Penn found?"
"What President was Washington, D.C. named after?"
"In what state is New York City located?"
"Where did Abraham Lincoln give the speech later known as the Gettysburg Address?"
"What class of people was freed in the Emancipation Proclamation?"
"Who was America's opponent in the Spanish-American War?"
"How many World Wars has America fought?"
"Who was America's first African-American President?"

He got a "3" on this 100-point test. He would have gotten a 5 but he misspelled "Noory".

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Did Mumbles just say "rejuveRation"?!

Anyone catch this gem:"Doesn't he know that he's just supposed to die, and stay as the pope?"
Right on Jorch. In just that order.

Listening to Snorge makes masochism fun.   

[CrabbyOld Bat]

To be pedantically precise, I believe the topic was something called 'endeen ayjeeeen'

I mushta beeen hallucinateen.

I also emailed George last night to ask that, if he's going to keep on quoting 'the best of times, the worst of times' (it's the second time I've heard him do it recently), could he at least credit it to Dickens and stop passing it off as 'that well-known old saying'. No reply at the time of writing.

Thank you! That annoyed me too!

There was also this cracker at the top of one of his commercials: 'Do you know what the Wow! factor is? It's when you look at something and say Wow!'
Without George's clarification, that little puzzler would have haunted me to my grave.

I know! I was so afraid he was going to make us wait until tonight for the answer. Whew!

[NoMoreNoory]

If I had to choose one person out there in radio land to stop getting older, it would be George..

Be warned: he was heard to observe that he'd be happy to do the show for another 200 years. He'll be drinking stem cell juice for breakfast and outlive all those haters hiding behind that Internet thing.
Be afraid, be very afraid

[coaster]

I might get liquored up and listen to the  "ETs and Human Heritage" show tonight. I'm familiar with Jim Marrs and have read a few of his books. Hes a crackpot, but I thought he was more of a conspiracy guy, not an alien guy. Looks like hes hitched his wagon to the whole ancient alien thing.

[zeebo]

Listening to Snorge makes masochism fun.

It hersh so gud

[ufogadfly]

It being Gerontologist.  Wouldn't anyone know what it was just by looking at the word in the context of the topic?

One would think so. Apology for not including the post that prompted my comment.

[Meanandnasty]

I might get liquored up and listen to the  "ETs and Human Heritage" show tonight. I'm familiar with Jim Marrs and have read a few of his books. Hes a crackpot, but I thought he was more of a conspiracy guy, not an alien guy. Looks like hes hitched his wagon to the whole ancient alien thing.

I"s love it, a prerequiste to beginning the enduring chore of deciphering Noron, "get liquored up."
I have begun by downing two Manhatten's this evening and have switched to Mahito's or some other adult beverage.

Lots of fun things to to this evening.  I just signed up for ancestry.com and got two week free.  I just found out that I may be sixth cousins with someone named Lilly.. . does that ring a bell?

Also, I am friends with a Coast Insider and tonight is the Whorge's Moran chat.  I think I will make a name change from MeanandNasty to Tinkerbell.   I am sure no one will be the wiser.

Time for another drink.  Bartender break!

[ufogadfly]

George can't credit anyone because he truly thinks it's a "well-known old saying". Dickens? Isn't he that Scrooge McDuck guy?

I recently obtained some of George's school records. I found a test from his 11th Grade American History course. Here are just some of the questions George missed.

"How many original 13 colonies were there?"
"What colony did William Penn found?"
"What President was Washington, D.C. named after?"
"In what state is New York City located?"
"Where did Abraham Lincoln give the speech later known as the Gettysburg Address?"
"What class of people was freed in the Emancipation Proclamation?"
"Who was America's opponent in the Spanish-American War?"
"How many World Wars has America fought?"
"Who was America's first African-American President?"

You left out a couple:

"Who is buried in Grant's tomb?"
"What color was Washington's white horse?"

[Meanandnasty]

One would think so. Apology for not including the post that prompted my comment.

He probably thought that a gerontologist was the bi-sexual equivalent of a proctologist. 

[Meanandnasty]

You left out a couple:

"Who is buried in Grant's tomb?"
"What color was Washington's white horse?"

How about these four?

What is the sum of 0+0+0=
Who won the Civil War?
Where is the Missouri River located?
And here is the brain strainer. . .What planet did Apollo the moon mission land on?  Now, if this is two testy, two experts can be consulted for advanced tutoring.  I have heard that is Richard Hoagland and Mike Bara.

[mombird3]

George has no respect for a religious leader. I thought he hated people who were not of his religion but I think he is so full of himself. I heard about the show from my husband who had it on a few minutes while in the bathroom, and I said it was another snake oil sales pitch. I did not want to listen.


Ian Punnett would have been a good person for George to have a word about the Pope retirement. But I guess he was not available for George. Notice that even the "in house" experts do not want to talk to George. That is the people who have a mind of their own.

[coaster]

I"s love it, a prerequiste to beginning the enduring chore of deciphering Noron, "get liquored up."
I have begun by downing two Manhatten's this evening and have switched to Mahito's or some other adult beverage.

Lots of fun things to to this evening.  I just signed up for ancestry.com and got two week free.  I just found out that I may be sixth cousins with someone named Lilly.. . does that ring a bell?

Also, I am friends with a Coast Insider and tonight is the Whorge's Moran chat.  I think I will make a name change from MeanandNasty to Tinkerbell.   I am sure no one will be the wiser.

Time for another drink.  Bartender break!

I quite like ancestry.com. A family member and I spent a long time researching our family tree, and so far we got it back to the 1500s on my dads side. Wasn't hard to follow my mothers. Just had to follow the trail of tears. Cheers. And no, Lilly doesnt ring a bell.

[HAL 9000]

I just signed up for ancestry.com and got two week free.  I just found out that I may be sixth cousins with someone named Lilly.. . does that ring a bell?

Eli?

[ItsOver]

He probably thought that a gerontologist was the bi-sexual equivalent of a proctologist.

That or somebody who specializes in Geralds.

[mombird3]

The Facebook people on Coast Insider club, are now complaining about the cost and the stuff that they can get for free on the radio. I love it.

[michio]

Noory's mouth should have recovered from the pizza roll incident by now. UNLESS there was a second pizza roll, on a grassy knoll......

Surely some alternative medicine would have healed the horrible burns to his mouth by now, considering his vast resources of miracle cure charlatan advisors at his beck and call. Knowing sNoory he'll milk sympathy for his own stupidity until doomsday, and then some.

[FightTheFuture]

Tonight will mark a rare occurrence; I will listen to C2C AM despite the fact that Jorch is hosting. Yes, tonight a very entertaining guest makes a return to the show. I`m talking about Jim Marrs. While I seldom buy a single thing he says, I just love to hear him seamlessly tie together one outlandish conspiracy theory after another. I`ve always viewed him as the more intellectual - and slightly  more sane - version of John Lear.

[Meanandnasty]

I had a front row seat in the chat room.  This was interesting.  Noory was bemoaning the fact that he had worked 20 days in a row because of all of his speaking, I mean, card reading events, gumim TV and hosting Coast. 
Hon, all I can say is.  Reading cue cards for four hours a night would wear the heck out of the best of us Maddogs - Referring to a shared taste in liquore.
If you need a card holder, Wink, Wink, Tinkie. 
That is lovely Tank.
Re-reading that it may be sounding cross-gender, but word on the street in Holllyywoood.

[MurlocHolmes]

Gawd, more astrology? I can't stand it. This show has become so bad there are no words to describe it. Well, garbage comes close.

[michio]

Noory has mostly been interested in if anti-aging techniques will make you look younger like age 40, when you are over 100 years old.
Thats all he cares about based on his attempts to look younger by darkening his hair color, etc. lately

sNoory was interviewing his 'age reversal' guest in his childishly questioning way.  To paraphrase Simple George, "does someone forget their memories as they become younger?"  The guest laughed and said, "no they don't."  I instantly thought of the movie 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,' which sNoory was probably thinking of before he thought of his inane question. And in fact, a short while later before he went to a commercial he mentioned this exact movie.  It was no coincidence to me. Life is like a movie to Simple George.

[jinwicked]

Not an all-purpose lubricant that you can use on your lover or a squeaky door?
Isn't Miracle Salve and Bag Balm is it?
Heh, Noari pushing Bag Balm.
EH, Noari using Bag Balm.
EHHH, Noari's Bag with or without Bag Balm.

As an obsessive hand washer, Bag Balm is the shit. What's wrong with Bag Balm?

[Nebraska888]

Tonight will mark a rare occurrence; I will listen to C2C AM despite the fact that Jorch is hosting. Yes, tonight a very entertaining guest makes a return to the show. I`m talking about Jim Marrs. While I seldom buy a single thing he says, I just love to hear him seamlessly tie together one outlandish conspiracy theory after another. I`ve always viewed him as the more intellectual - and slightly  more sane - version of John Lear.

I agree......I'll skip the first hour.....but will be listening to Marrs.  I just can't stop listening when Marrs starts talking!

[Nebraska888]

Oh, I might add......I doubt GN can screw Marrs' interview up......because Jim tends to "take over" and doesn't need follow-up questions or prompting!  Noory can just SHUT UP and let Marrs lead the interview.

[BigDave]

I'm a big fan of Jim Marrs,I'm listening(which I haven't been lately)

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Snorge, commenting on a UFO sighting over Jerusalem in 2011: "That one still perplecks me."

A few seconds later, Snorge responded to a comment Marrs made by saying, "Jesus!". I don't think I've ever heard Snorge use Jesus as an exclamation on the air before. He tries so hard to sound like a Boy Scout.

[Immy]

And then Jim said "notorietous" instead of notorious. Is it possible Jorch's stupidity is so bad it's contagious?

[BigDave]

Snorge, commenting on a UFO sighting over Jerusalem in 2011: "That one still perplecks me."

A few seconds later, Snorge responded to a comment Marrs made by saying, "Jesus!". I don't think I've ever heard Snorge use Jesus as an exclamation on the air before. He tries so hard to sound like a Boy Scout.

I wonder if this is the start of a "new" George Noory? :