George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

......."Thanks for the name. Get a life."

Cut me to the quick.

"Get a life?"  That's pretty good coming from somebody who's prowling around convenience stores late at night, searching for pre-made turkey sandwiches, then settling for "deadly" pizza rolls.  : 

[Meanandnasty]

More Ancient Alien Episodes:

1.  Ancient Aliens win, Noory is not on the show.

2.  Ancient Aliens teach Noory how not be a Loser.

3.  Did Ancient Aliens arise from pond scum as did Noory?

4.  Were Ancient Aliens haters as discussed by Noory, sumptin big about that hatin'. 

5.  Ancient Aliens are not haters as is a Noory.

6.  Ancient Aliens dewig the Noory monster.

7.  Ancient Aliens get a life.

8.  The environment of Ancient Aliens in mud huts.  With insight of cave dwelling with the Noory species.

9.  Ancient Aliens show Noory the door to reality, marked with Exit.

10.  Ancient Aliens, the truth, Noory sucks it is as old as mankind.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Hey, I know that several of you have written articulate and passionately to Premier Radio regarding Noory.  Have any of you ever received a semi-honest response, or is any response inevitably something along the lines of, "Mr. Noory has legions of fans.  We're sorry you don't care for his very professional style.  Not everyone "gets" his unique and informed brand of humor.  Go pound sand and never contact us again."

I've written a few critical emails to Snorge but I've never received a response. Not even "get a life".

Maybe I should try using only one syllable words.

[PB the Deplorable]

I've written a few critical emails to Snorge but I've never received a response. Not even "get a life".

Maybe I should try using only one syllable words.

Try drawing him in with what you write in the Subject Line.  If that doesn't work use a different emails address, I think he may have the email addresses with negative comments  marked to go straight to trash.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Try drawing him in with what you write in the Subject Line.  If that doesn't work use a different emails address, I think he may have the email addresses with negative comments  marked to go straight to trash.

Did the catchy subject lines and used two different email addresses though it wasn't intentional. Anyway, I'd guess my first two emails were read but Snorge couldn't dispute my criticisms so he simply didn't respond. My third email may or may not have been read by Snorge but I cc'd Lisa and Tom just to increase the likelihood of someone reading it. No response from any of them. I suspect criticism of any kind is largely ignored by everyone at PremRat and wouldn't be at all surprised to learn my email address(es) have officially been added to at least Snorge's spam filter list.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Georje Noary, how does it feel knowing that Herr Hitler is more popular than YOU? 

[PB the Deplorable]

Just so you folks who don't listen will know what sNoory said, it was during a conversation with the guest and a caller about disparaging stories about a person showing up in Google searches.  Jorch asked, "How do they have time to do it, the haters?"  After a bit of conversation, George said," I just want them to spell my name right."...

George's staff is often critized and scorned as well.  Somehow George isn't concerned about that.  At least he has a microphone and can respond.  One would think an embattled host would say something along the lines of 'criticize me but leave my staff out of it'.  But he never does.  Which no doubt endears himslf to them.

[MikeJ]

I was just browsing the C2C Facebook page, and I can't believe how many negative comments Snoory got on his lame ass charity initiative.

Here's a sample:

Chad Healey Seriously, you say 9,000 more people please PAY; subscribing to my show, which is literally THE SAME SHOW you get for FREE every night of the week. And what. Then you'll donate 100 bucks to some "poor" listener or give them some free Subway sandwich coupon cards. Wheres the proof that your going to give any of that money away, you need to prove it with some kind of documentation. 'Im sorry but I dont believe that your honestly going to use the money for anything other than lining your pockets. This is really sad and low and thank god only 1000 people have fallen for it!

   Veeda Zara Fuchs We want to pay for it when we can listen to the same dreck every Mon-Friday for free.Saturday at 3:12am · Like
Veeda Zara Fuchs And I am sure the 9,000 will become 12,000when you reach that goal. SCAM ALERT!Saturday at 3:18am · Like

[Dex]

I was just browsing the C2C Facebook page...

OMG

That's it.  It's all I can muster.  Has he actually formed a 501(c) nonprofit for this bullshit!?

[Mels-hole1984]

What happened too Lilly? She was kind of cute for a troll...

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Does anyone remember which recent show it was where Snorge clearly stated that they do not screen calls? (I believe he said they just check the connection or some nonsense like that.)

I guess he can't get his lies straight, unless Tommy had some reason to lie about screening calls when he participated in a live chat a few years ago.

Some excerpts from the C2C website archives of 2006 posted at http://archive.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2006/03/02.html

Chat Transcript: Tom Danheiser


Coast to Coast AM producer and call screener Tom Danheiser shared behind-the-scenes details as our special guest in Streamlink's Live Chat on Tuesday night. Below are excerpts from the conversation; members can view the entire transcript.

nwblssd
Can you give an example of a call you wouldn't allow on air?

Tom Danheiser
I can without a doubt. A caller will occasionally call and state his opinion and then use a curse word. He will tell me that he will not use that word on air; however, if he uses it with me that means he might slip when on air. That is a call I would not allow.
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PWEB-Mike 
Tom, If you didn't already, can you explain how call screening works?

Tom Danheiser
Yes PWEB I can. We look for the best questions and opinions that will make the show fun, entertaining, thought provoking and great listening. You all are the smartest listening audience I have heard and really have great questions. Most everyone that calls gets on....with exceptions.
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Oracle 
Tom so you really do a little interviewing yourself before you let the caller on?? How long does one have to hang on before they get on live?? I have never been able to call in but sure try to get on the chat!!

Tom Danheiser
Well Oracle. There is no certain time a person hangs on. I was saying earlier that it is all luck of the draw and that is exactly what it is. However, that being said, we don't like people to hang on forever.

[Mels-hole1984]

I remember that...It was last week or a few weeks ago, if I remember correctly...I did hear it though. I'm sure he has said it more than once. I'm listening to Ground Zero right now and someone called in and said, "I love your show, much better than coast to coast". That says it all.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I remember that...It was last week or a few weeks ago, if I remember correctly...I did hear it though. I'm sure he has said it more than once. I'm listening to Ground Zero right now and someone called in and said, "I love your show, much better than coast to coast". That says it all.

Thanks. Just wanted confirmation I didn't imagine it. 

(And yes, the Ground Zero caller said it all!)

[Dex]

Tom: "I can without a doubt. A caller will occasionally call and state his opinion and then use a curse word. He will tell me that he will not use that word on air; however, if he uses it with me that means he might slip when on air. That is a call I would not allow."

Well that fucking rules me out!

[ItsOver]

.......Tom Danheiser
Yes PWEB I can. We look for the best questions and opinions that will make the show fun, entertaining, thought provoking and great listening. You all are the smartest listening audience I have heard and really have great questions. Most everyone that calls gets on....with exceptions...........
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Are you kidding me???  Man, can Tommy ever pile it on deep.  He makes for a great PremRat toadie.  Good thing Jorch doesn't tolerate "yes men."  :

[mombird3]

That quote from facebook was mine, Veeda Zara Fuchs. I am guilty of nothing! His show is DRECK and Crap! And It is for Whacko's.

[NoMoreNoory]

Thanks. Just wanted confirmation I didn't imagine it. 

It was during the excruciatingly awful numbers lady show, when Snoory made the claim. 
His exact words: 'We find out where you're calling from, but we don't screen you.'

[zeebo]

It was during the excruciatingly awful numbers lady show, when Snoory made the claim. 
His exact words: 'We find out where you're calling from, but we don't screen you.'

Noory can barely handle totally pre-screened calls.  Can you imagine how he'd deal with truly open lines?  He'd come undone in minutes.  Art could handle whatever came at him, and in fact probably saw it as kind of a challenge.  Noory just sees "open" lines as another chore he's gotta sleepwalk through in order to get to closing time.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

It was during the excruciatingly awful numbers lady show, when Snoory made the claim. 
His exact words: 'We find out where you're calling from, but we don't screen you.'

Ah yes! Thank you.   

No wonder I couldn't remember which show it was.

[Nebraska888]

Noory can barely handle totally pre-screened calls.  Can you imagine how he'd deal with truly open lines?  He'd come undone in minutes.  Art could handle whatever came at him, and in fact probably saw it as kind of a challenge.  Noory just sees "open" lines as another chore he's gotta sleepwalk through in order to get to closing time.

Yep!

[mombird3]

Sleep walk is right. They let the caller ramble on, no matter if it is crazy or dull. Just to burn up the air time.

[ItsOver]

It was during the excruciatingly awful numbers lady show, when Snoory made the claim. 
His exact words: 'We find out where you're calling from, but we don't screen you.'

Ah yes! Thank you.   

No wonder I couldn't remember which show it was.

The mind tends to block memories of traumatic events. 

[PB the Deplorable]

...  Tom Danheiser
Yes PWEB I can. We look for the best questions and opinions that will make the show fun, entertaining, thought provoking and great listening. You all are the smartest listening audience I have heard and really have great questions. Most everyone that calls gets on....

So Tommy lies as shamelessly as George - either they put on the people with 'the best questions and opinions', or they put on 'most everyone'.  Can't be both. 

Well, unless he's saying there are only about 10 callers a night, which may actually be the case.

[Mels-hole1984]

Sleep walk is right. They let the caller ramble on, no matter if it is crazy or dull. Just to burn up the air time.

Really?...I feel like, George is always rude and cuts callers short...

[Dex]

Really?...I feel like, George is always rude and cuts callers short...

He does both.  I've heard it.

[Mels-hole1984]

So Tommy lies as shamelessly as George - either they put on the people with 'the best questions and opinions', or they put on 'most everyone'.  Can't be both. 

Well, unless he's saying there are only about 10 callers a night, which may actually be the case.

I agree P*B He always says... "we have a million people who want to talk to you, lets take some calls"...It ends up being the same fucking retards that Tommy will let through, just to cow tow too the all "knowing" Noory...I'm calling bullshit...

[Maxwell]

So Tim Conway, Jr. asked George about the show tonight.

George: We're going live to the U.K. to talk to a doctor about how live longer.
Tim; Is he a real doctor, or...
George: He's a real doctor, but he's a gerontologist.
Tim; What's that?
George: Who knows, ha ha ha.

I think Conway was kidding.  I just assume George wasn't.

[Mels-hole1984]

Tim Conway...The oldest man...Classic comedy, I miss the Carol Burnett show...

[Immy]

So Tim Conway, Jr. asked George about the show tonight.

George: We're going live to the U.K. to talk to a doctor about how live longer.
Tim; Is he a real doctor, or...
George: He's a real doctor, but he's a gerontologist.
Tim; What's that?
George: Who knows, ha ha ha.

I think Conway was kidding.  I just assume George wasn't.

Gerontologist - it takes literally 10-15 seconds of "prep" to look that up. An aging specialist btw.

Noory sucks!

[Mels-hole1984]

Where the hell is Em Vee when we need him?