Things That Annoy You

[Philosopher]

Amazing how someone could lie there way into into a six figure job.  His eyes reveal that he is shitting his pants.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-34975143

[Camazotz Automat]

Ethan Couch
Jeb Bush
Kirk Cameron
Nicki Minaj
Michelle from Tokyo
Local television weather forecasters who believe they are celebrities
Pushy vegans
Pushy meat eaters
A woman who wears a top hat at a smart angle
Skinny Santas
Fat Sinatras
The acute lack of Drive-In movie theaters
FAA/government jumping on drone owners with an opportunistic registration fee
TSA power happy toadies
Incredibly stupid automobile operators who almost kill murder me
Food prices that increased, claiming high fuel costs, but continue to climb despite crude oil prices plummeting to levels not seen in seven years (fuck you).
Laugh tracks (you're ruining it for me!)

[Ciardelo]

Perky Newscasters

[onan]

Every pop star from the last 20 years 40 years forever.

People that are in front of me. People that are behind me.

[Philosopher]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/16/yale-fail-ivy-leaguers-caught-on-video-clamoring-to-kill-first-amendment/?intcmp=hpbt4

[wr250]

Every pop star from the last 20 years 40 years forever.

People that are in front of me. People that are behind me.

thats better.

[Barfly]

thats better.

Yup, pop music sucks, people dont play instruments anymore, they sample.
I still have hope in one girl. Tina S
She is 16 now, this is her at 14 years old. kids dont play instruments anymore, i REALLY like this kids talent and ambition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he7WgkbiWwU

[Juan]

I am annoyed by: UFOs, Bigfoot, chupacabras, angels, portals, shadow people, shadow rats, shadow rodents, magical mice in the studio, coinshadenshes, Jazmunda, onan, b_dubb, eddie dean, the mud king, Shreddy Vampire, Inglorious Bitch, falkie, MV, all and future hosts of the Gabcast, Solaris Blueraven, Heather, (Redacted), Richard C. Hoagland, Art Bell sycophants, Art Bell hatrz, Art Bell, Bellgab.

I think that's all for today.  Good morning.

[Philosopher]

Jesus.

http://nmpoliticalreport.com/23417/audio-governor-calls-911-after-hotel-asks-her-to-be-escorted-off-property/

[b_dubb]

I am annoyed by: UFOs, Bigfoot, chupacabras, angels, portals, shadow people, shadow rats, shadow rodents, magical mice in the studio, coinshadenshes, Jazmunda, onan, b_dubb, eddie dean, the mud king, Shreddy Vampire, Inglorious Bitch, falkie, MV, all and future hosts of the Gabcast, Solaris Blueraven, Heather, (Redacted), Richard C. Hoagland, Art Bell sycophants, Art Bell hatrz, Art Bell, Bellgab.

I think that's all for today.  Good morning.

[stargazr1976]

Hmm things that annoy me....!!!! barfly and the ciara fucking how the hell you spell it prick. God m0therfucking damn I so wish I was always right about everythig and such a pompous prick to believe it. Oh shit did i mention I have a day off?

[stargazr1976]

freebasing art bell

[BobGrau]

freebasing art bell

Now that's a show I'd have to catch live.

[Hautex]

This is annoying the crap out of me... I have Dark Matter radio playing in background while I sleep (discomfort is constantly waking me up and it helps me to relax again) Saturday night, I woke up and listened to some network show that was interviewing Preston Dennett. While listening, Preston began recounting the incident I had at Edwards AFB that was shared with him via email after I called one of the networks shows he was on. Now, being groggy, I failed to emerge from my nice warm cocoon to see what show he was on... With so many repeats on at any given time, I am hoping someone can tell me on what recent show this happened... driving me nuts... Not sure of the time, except it was dark and early in the morning? late at night? shit...old is not for sissies... Merry Christmas to you all

[Little Hater]

People who use animated gifs as avatars. I'd complain to MV, but ...

[BobGrau]

There is no sensible reason why Skyrim couldn't include a magic carpet.

[zeebo]

People who use animated gifs as avatars. I'd complain to MV, but ...

I'm reminded of the Simpsons where they're picking a name for their barbershop quartet: "We need a name that's witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it."     

[albrecht]

People are playing with their iPhones at the pump AFTER they have completed the fueling process even though there are lines of cars to gain access to said pump. It almost makes me wish the static charge warnings on the pump itself would come true. Only almost, because it is almost Christmas.

[onan]

Getting to the age where every young female clerk calls me honey, sweetie, or darling. I can barely handle sir.

[Q-Pi]

Coworkers who didn't bother to inform you regarding the deleterious impact of their system cutover on your work until the actual day of their system cutover... two days before Christmas.

[GravitySucks]

I'm reminded of the Simpsons where they're picking a name for their barbershop quartet: "We need a name that's witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it."     

That sounds very profound if you read it in a SV voice

[Dr. MD MD]

So, this is where all the other Curmudgeons hang out 
I saw this a few years back and thought, "This could be me...probably is...aw, hell! That's me."
You might relate too. Check it out sometime when you get a chance:

http://www.hotdocslibrary.ca/en/detail.cfm?filmId=25075

[K_Dubb]

People who decorate with those Christmas-light nets meant to wrap small bushes.  Usually looks like laundry hung on the shrubbery to dry.

[Ciardelo]

People who say shrubbery.

[Dr. MD MD]

People who say shrubbery.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=69iB-xy0u4A

[Ciardelo]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=69iB-xy0u4A

That's what I had in mind Just don't get me started on Knights Who Say Ni 

[PB the Deplorable]

People who say shrubbery.

Is it the word shrubbery itself, or the type of people who would use such a word are annoying?

[FightTheFuture]

Hedges.

That`s another one.

[Rix Gins]

People are playing with their iPhones at the pump AFTER they have completed the fueling process even though there are lines of cars to gain access to said pump. It almost makes me wish the static charge warnings on the pump itself would come true. Only almost, because it is almost Christmas.

As Maynard G. Krebs would have said, "You're a real human being, Mr Albrecht!"

[Ciardelo]

Is it the word shrubbery itself, or the type of people who would use such a word are annoying?

Can one really separate the two? I suppose, if pressed I would have to say it is the word itself. Like another fine BellGab poster here, I'm not too fond of that word "Hedges" either...

I know it's off-topic but I find hedge-rows to be calming though.